Archdruid Farming Online

"..."

Su Che's back felt cold, and suddenly he felt like the backyard was on fire.

... Illusion.

At this moment, he missed his best friend who didn't know where he was.

——If it was Ah Zheng, there must be a better solution.

——It’s a pity that he’s not here, I’m the only one here, so I have to…

"Meow!!!"

Amidst the little snow leopard's screams, Su Che picked up its tail, "crackling" was a spanking.

"Are you promising? Littering, not repenting... I'll beat you! If you don't beat me, who will I beat?"

"Meow meow meow meow meow!!!" The little snow leopard's angry roar echoed in the valley.

It opened its eyes in disbelief, and put all the accounts on the head of the hapless crow.

——Although it was my heart that beat me.

——But you can't go wrong with a little heart!

——It must be the group of stinky crows who poured ecstasy soup into the little liver!

--That's it!

……

The little snow leopard is angry, but there is one person who is more angry than it; the little snow leopard is unbelievable, but there is one person who is more unbelievable than it.

"Snap".

A bottle containing rice cracker-flavored nutrition tablets was thrown on the ground forcefully, splashing glass shards all over the place.

With a crisp sound, the little brother dropped the keyboard——

"How could this be?! How could this be?! How could this be?!"

He watched the boss of the crow solicitously, obsequiously and impatiently plucking his feathers for the little veela in the show, with a proud expression on his face, he couldn't believe that this was the one that almost bald him.

——No, why are you shy?

——When you meet someone, you can’t wait to squeeze him out until there’s not a single hair left, but this time you meet the little Veela, you can’t wait to squeeze yourself out, paste it shamelessly, and squawk, what are you trying to do? what? !

——Is there still justice in this world? !

The little brother's anger echoed in the small dormitory, and there was nowhere to vent it.

So, he clacked and tapped on the keyboard, and issued a torture that directly hit the soul in the live broadcast room——

"How can the little Veela not be bald by crows??? Why!!!"

In less than 0.1 second, he got more than a dozen replies——

"By face."

"By face."

"By face."

"+1"

Bro:"……"

He turned off the screen, used the computer as a mirror, took a selfie in the mirror, then turned on the backlight, and asked again——

"But in terms of face, I'm not bad, am I?"

"..."

"..."

"..."

This time, he was answered with a series of ellipses. After half a minute, there was a bullet screen that answered in good faith——

"If the upstairs must think so, then there are also body and temperament, IQ and spiritual beauty."

Bro:"……"

Are you all devils?

He closed Lu Jinjiang's barrage, and decided not to continue humiliating himself.

But he was reluctant to turn off the live broadcast room, because he still wanted to continue to watch how the group of crow bosses who used to be in every second made a little fuss for the little Veela.

The two emotions of unwillingness and relief were tug-of-war in my heart. In the end, the little brother couldn't help but let out a long sigh——

"Sweet trouble."

He opened a group called "Crow Victims League" on his phone, recorded the previous live broadcast, and clicked send.

"Alone Better Together."

"It is not as good as a whole school's explosion of three views."

Hearing happily that the message was sent with a "whoosh", the little brother turned his head and said to Su Che on the screen: "Guest brother, help you become popular in the Agricultural College for free, thank you!"

……

Su Che didn't know that his magical road to fame had already been arranged by the little brother from the Agricultural College.

He finished spanking the little snow leopard and put it back on the ground.

"Meow?"

Facing the round, foggy, doubtful light blue eyes, Su Che showed his true nature as a scumbag, and said ruthlessly to it: "You are already a snow leopard who can throw garbage for others, it's time to learn to walk by yourself. "

"Meow meow meow meow~~~~~"

The little snow leopard couldn't believe it so easily lost the embrace and love of the little one. It grabbed its tail and started rolling on the ground.

Three circles to the left, three circles to the right.

However, Little Snow Leopard forgot that the trails between the ridges of the fields are not as good as the roads paved with cement and concrete before.

After rolling twice, it turned from a gray and clean little milk leopard into a gray and yellow slime monster.

"..."

Looking at the slime monster whose hair was glued into strands by the mud, even if Su Che had a little fondness for Furry before, it is gone now.

Pointing to the ditch next to it, he asked Little Snow Leopard, "Are you washing it yourself, or..."

"Meow!"

Little Snow Leopard spat out its tail and rubbed its head against Su Che's arm.

——You wash, you wash, you wash me!

It has fantasized about being scrubbed and brushed by the little one, and the comfort when it is rubbed from the top of the head to the tail.

However, washing the cute little leopard is still acceptable, how could Su Che wash a slime monster?

He quickly moved his hand, took half a step back, pointed at Brother Gou and said, "Or let Brother Gou wash it for you?"

"..."

"Wow~"

The big yellow dog raised the corner of his mouth when he heard Xiaogan's words, and showed a fierce smile at the snow leopard.

——It's not impossible, for the sake of dealing with the Thief Crow together.

It was gearing up, eager to try, and approached the slime monster two steps.

……

"thump!"

Before Brother Gou really picked up the little snow leopard to play with the water, the snow leopard backed up, backed up, and threw it into the irrigation canal with tears of pain.

—I wash it myself.

Brother Gou felt a little regretful when he saw a small splash of water splashing in the canal.

……

After finally waiting for the little snow leopard to be cleaned, Su Che nodded and let him and Brother Gou walk on both sides of him.

"Wait a moment."

Before leaving, he took out a small bag of beef jerky given by Xiao Xiaoming, opened it and put it on the brim of the scarecrow's hat as a gift to the crows.

Then--

"Let's go."

They walked around the field again.

Thinking of the common sense of farming taught by Uncle Zhang just now, Su Che probably has a bottom line in his mind.

"So...you don't need to worry too much about other issues. If you want to guarantee the harvest, you must first ensure the fertilizer and water?"

"Water?" Su Che glanced at the full irrigation canal, "Don't worry about it."

When to water and how much to water, he can refer to Uncle Zhang's farmland.

"Is that fertilizer?"

Although the program team provided chemical fertilizers, Su Che had no other skills in farming. It all depended on his talent. He always worried that relying on the program team's chemical fertilizers, his harvest would not be much different from that of nearby farmland.

If the yield per mu was only ninety catties, it would be too embarrassing for Ah Zheng, who had introduced Jin Kela to him.

So still—

"Nitrogen, phosphorus and potassium, nitrogen, phosphorus and potassium... If you want to make one thousand and eight per mu, you must ensure nitrogen, phosphorus and potassium."

"If you want to ensure nitrogen, phosphorus and potassium, Jinkela is the first choice for pesticides."

"Where can I buy Jinkela? Green Jinjiang Online Mall???"

……

Green Jinjiang live broadcast room——

"When did little Veela learn to compose poems? Does it rhyme like this?"

"No, does anyone know what Jinkela is?"

"Hmm...some kind of NPK-rich fertilizer?"

"It's better to say it's the fertilizer that only exists in the mind of younger brother Su Che."

"Believe in Little Veela's evil, I actually went to the Lvjinjiang Online Mall to search!"

"The results of it?"

"There's no gold, but there's a bunch of unsold green ones!"

"hhhhhhh"

"I just said that these rich second generations participating in "Metamorphosis" will always make some fools! What do they know? They are still rich!"

When the live broadcast room became a sea of ​​joy because of the mascot Lu Dingding, Heizi, who hadn't seen him for a long time, came out of the arena again with perseverance.

"It doesn't matter if it's Jinkela or Kelajin, he knows a ghost! If he can grow ninety catties, I'll call him daddy!"

"Hey, our brother Su Che doesn't have a useless son like you who hides in the gutter and stabs people behind the scenes."

"Upstairs, you should learn from your predecessors, and chop your mouth in a hurry."

"This year's navy is not good. I swear it's not professional at all. Why don't you kneel on the keyboard and reflect on it."

Lujinjiang’s live broadcast room is no longer the live broadcast room it used to be. Because of the wide coverage, the rich and old viewers who once filled it have been flocked in by Su Che’s mother fans, sister fans, grandma and aunt’s cute food fans and other complicated ingredients. The fan club was so crowded that there was only a place to stand, and as for wanton ridicule or something, they didn't dare at all.

Even if they laughed at it, it was useless. In less than 3 minutes, they would be brushed off by the crazy thunderbolts of "My father's surname is Gu, I am very rich" from the local tycoon, without even a splash.

The viewers who hated the rich became even more hostile to the rich when they saw the beneficiary crazily throwing money away.

But it's useless, even if their eyes are blood red with jealousy.

Today is no exception. After the navy was hammered into a dead dog by the fan group every day, the barrage of forcing the king began to appear in the live broadcast room——

"Who said there is no such thing as Jin Kela? 'My dad's surname is Gu and I'm very rich' threw ten deep-water torpedoes at 'anchor Su Che'."

"It's because you don't know it! 'My dad's surname is Gu and I'm very rich' threw ten deep-water torpedoes at 'anchor Su Che'."

"Jin Kela is the best fertilizer in the whole mother planet! 'My father's surname is Gu, I'm very rich' threw ten deep-water torpedoes at 'anchor Su Che'."

"..."

"Ki Wang is such a prestigious person..."

"It must be true, right?"

"If there is such a fertilizer as Jinkela, I really want to see it. The name and the advertisement are too magical and too rhyming."

"Seconded."

……

"Grandpa?"

Near the exit of the Dragon Bone Forest, Gu Linan secretly glanced at the grandfather who was walking while watching the live broadcast, and his speed was not affected at all.

——This is the exclusive skill of the survivors who have experienced the cataclysm, right?

——True and single-minded.

"The exit is almost here."

He looked at the ray of dawn coming through the gaps in the dense tree shade, which was already ahead, and he felt a little secretly excited and excited.

however--

Gu Zheng: "Do something for me."

"Okay." Gu Linan noticed the serious expression on Grandpa Grandpa's face, and immediately corrected his attitude and listened carefully.

"After going out, I immediately bought a chemical fertilizer factory and changed its name to San Diego, USA."

"what?"

"Specializing in the production of Jinkela."

"???!!!"

The expression on Gu Linan's face was very rich and unpredictable, and he almost suspected that his grandfather was possessed by some alien.

But I heard my grandfather say deeply: "...you are still young, you don't understand."

——Great-nephews can cheat, but Jin Kela must have them!

Gu Lin'an: "..."

He raised his head and looked at the forest exit that was in front of him, and suddenly felt that the ray of sunlight leaking from the shade of the trees was so far away and so unattainable.

No, I just want to be a rich second generation who eats and waits to die, so who am I to provoke? ? ?

The author has something to say: Friends who don’t understand the stalk of Jin Kela can watch my Weibo, where there is an advertising video.Weibo: It’s nonsense, not an egg without a chicken

Then, my grandfather’s chemical fertilizer factory was originally called Amiri Kan-God Suppresses Dogs. I’m afraid that everyone will not understand, so let’s forget it...