Archdruid Farming Online

"crow?"

Not to mention Gu Zheng who suddenly had a bad feeling in the forest and urged his great-nephew to quicken his pace.

Su Che walked around the scarecrow after the villager Uncle Zhang left, and said to himself, "Crow..."

"Gah!"

He raised his head, and his gaze happened to meet a few big black birds standing on the scarecrow's hat, poking their heads in this direction.

Su Che smiled slightly.

crow:"……"

They immediately retracted their necks and stood upright, pretending that it wasn't themselves who were peeping just now.

"come over."

Raising his arms, Su Che beckoned to the crows.

……

"Naive, how can my Brother Crow come and go when he is called?"

On the Green Jinjiang platform, the little brother from the agricultural college who helped everyone popularize science before gave a sneer.

He violently opened a bag of rice cracker-flavored nutritional tablets, chewing "crunching", as if chewing crow meat.

Looking at the confident, innocent, and ignorant little poor boy on the screen, pity and sympathy spontaneously arose in the little brother's heart.

I think back then, when he first came to Qingshan Village with his mentor, he was so confident, so naive, so ignorant of the heights of heaven and earth...

He even tried to influence these crows with true love.

--The results of it?

"Ha ha."

The cold light of the screen reflected the little brother's hateful face and a scar on his head the size of a fingernail that didn't grow any grass.

This group of thieves only left him a mark that he will never forget!

He finally understood why his tutor whose subject was "Research on the Natural Environment and Ecological Chain Analysis of Qingshan Village" wore a wig every day for 360 days a year, and why all the seniors in the research group were either alopecia areata or bald.

However...it was too late.

It’s useless to say these things now, my little brother stared at the live broadcast, waiting for the guests on the screen to encounter the same ravages, destruction, and rape as he did back then, and be made to cry by these thieves.

This is fate, the tragic and irresistible fate of everyone who comes to Qingshan Village to farm!

The little brother thought sympathetically and expectantly.

The seed of expectation in his heart rolled down to the ground with a "click", sprouted roots, sprouted shoots, and thrived.

He waited until...

"Gah!"

In Qingshan Village.

The leading crow, the biggest and blackest, was stunned for half a second, then flew up from the scarecrow with the younger brothers, and circled around Su Che.

"Flickering—"

The black wings flapped rapidly, and the feathers fluttered up and down.

Su Che hugged the cat and dog, watching the performance of the crows quietly.

"Quack quack."

"Quack quack quack."

"Quack quack quack quack quack."

The hoarse shouts in the air were rapid and messy.

Su Che's mental strength was swept away, and he understood what the crows were saying——

"Hurry up, hurry up, take out something good and give it to the boss!"

"Quack quack, why do you want good things, Boss?"

"Of course it was given to humans."

"Why do we give things to humans?" A big crow questioned: "It's a big deal not to rob him, just treat it as a good deed every day."

Then it let out a scream, and was blown away by the leading big, strong crow with its wings.

"Stop talking nonsense, bring something. Why do you give me a gift? Of course it's because he's cute!"

"..."

Su Che roughly judged that, except for the boss crow, although the rest of the big birds are strong and smart, they are not evolutionary animals.

Being able to rob for many years and never miss it, in addition to the boss's well-organized, it is probably due to...

These birds are exceptionally intelligent by nature.

A group of ordinary animals that have not yet evolved successfully, they all know that offering their treasures to help the boss ask the druid to pluck their hair, they have a bright future!

Su Che was really looking forward to something good that these crows would come up with.

result--

"Gah!"

--No.

"Gah!"

— ditto.

"quack!"

--I do not have either.

"Quack quack!"

- I have I have!

The big fool who had been slapped aside by the crow boss earlier, with all the feathers on his face slapped, graciously helped the boss share his worries.

In order to make up for it, it lowered its head, swooped down, and spread its wings.

The black wings cast a shadow on the ground, like a harbinger of disaster.

"Clap."

The hard beak collided with something harder, making a crisp sound—cold and sharp.

After a while, the wings fluttered, and the big crow flew back with a shiny thing in its beak.

Holding the fragment from the fiberglass irrigation pipe, it flew around the group of crows three times, constantly changing angles, refracting the sunlight, and bragging, "Quack quack quack quack?"

——Is it big enough, flashy enough, baby enough?

The rest of the crows gave this crow full affirmation. They all stared at this big baby shining in the sun, and enviously said, "Quack quack quack quack quack quack!"

Su Che: "..."

He took a deep breath, looked at the irrigation pipe with a hole next to his farm, and retracted his previous conclusion about the high IQ of these crows.

Although these birds have good robbery skills, their aesthetic vision is too poor. They are really poor!

"Gah!"

The crow was still the shrewd one. He saw that the little cutie was unhappy, so he slapped the little brother who had done something wrong on the scarecrow with one wing.

Flying two younger brothers with his wings, and then kicking the other two younger brothers away with his claws, the boss of the crow learned from the pain and thought about it for a long time...

finally--

"Gah!"

It turned its head, grabbed the feathers on the back of its neck, endured the pain, and tugged hard.

A shiny black feather fluttered down from mid-air, and just landed in Su Che's palm.

——Send it to you!

"quack?"

Facing the expectant gaze of the crow boss, Su Che picked up the feather and looked at the light.

"Hmm..." He thought for a moment, then praised: "Very good! Very dark! I like it very much!"

"!!!"

The whole bird of the crow's boss floated away. It flew up and down twice in the air, covered its face with its wings, and quickly slipped away with its stupid little brother whose feathers were all crooked.

If it weren't for the feathers all over its face and being too black, it would have turned into a fiery red burnt crow now.

"..."

Su Che looked at the backs of the crows going away, and rubbed the little snow leopard in his arms.

"Are you actually shy?"

Accidentally innocent.

"It's kinda cute, right?"

"Aww!" Snow Leopard's eyes widened.

"what?!"

——Cute, what is cute? !

——It’s dark, how cute is it?

——Snow-white and snow-white like me are cute!

It also wanted to whine again to express its anger, but it was overwhelmed by the crow's loud cry.

"Quack quack quack!"

The hoarse and loud cry of the crow boss came from the sky.

"What's a feather? Wait! I'll give you the whole forest!"

"..."

Hearing these bold words, Su Che was silent for a while, wondering if he had made a mistake in praising him just now.

When we meet again next time, this group of crows must not be hammered into small biscuits by the evolved animals in the nature reserve, right?

……

Su Che, who concentrated most of his energy on the crow, did not notice the movement in his arms.

A pair of round eyes stared at the direction the crow left, and the semicircular ears moved quietly.

The gray-white little snow leopard stared round its blue eyes, stretched out its sharp claws, and plucked the black feather in Su Che's hand with vengeance, and then plucked it again.

Pull, pull, pull, pull, pull...

Just when it was about to tear the feather into pieces with all its might, Su Che withdrew his hand.

He scratched the little Snow Leopard's chin, "Don't make trouble, this is a gift from someone else, if you like to play, I'll go back and get a goose feather to tie a cat teaser for you."

"Meow?"

"..."

Seeing the snow leopard's shocked, wide-open, unbelievable eyes, Su Che hesitated for a moment——

"How about three?"

Who is going to bargain with you?

The snow leopard roared angrily. If the crow hadn't been slithering fast, it would have jumped into the sky by now, and a set of meow punches had hammered them out of their home planet, into a string of black meteors with wings.

It is jealous.

——This group of thieves is going to steal our Daqing Mountain!

—You are still facing them?

——How dare you kill me because of them? !

——Am I still your favorite kitten? !

Snow leopards are also evolutionary animals that have occupied Daqingshan for many years. Although they have always been at odds with black and white flowers, they must not sit back and watch their Daqingshan mammals be bullied by a group of flat-haired beasts.

It jumped up from Su Che's arms, picked up the crow's feather, turned its head and threw it into the ditch next to it——

"Bah bah bah."

The feathers instantly floated away with the water.

—Look at my little temper.

The snow leopard glanced at Su Che proudly, then sharpened its claws on the ground, and wrote down the robber crow in the little book in his heart.

Second only to Cheap Bear.

Su Che: "..."

He took two quick steps, wanting to pick up the gift that the crow boss gave him, maybe he could still read it after drying it, but——

With a sound of "嗤啦——" the work clothes suddenly became a little tight.

As soon as he lowered his head, Brother Gou was leaning back, his sharp teeth gripping the hem of the coarse cloth clothes tightly, and his four paws gripping the ground, with the look of "if you dare to find those coquettish bastards, you will do your best now".

Su Che: "..."

What else could he do?

After all, the crow's feathers can be plucked next time. There are only two pieces of work clothes, and if they are torn off, they will be gone.

He had no choice but to sigh, watched the feathers drift away, and then pinched the back of his neck to pick up the little snow leopard from the ground.

"Meow~"

Snow Leopard exchanged a look with Da Huang proudly.

——This group of stinky birds cannot be favored!

--no way!

They are both mammals. Although they were still fighting for favor just now, facing the threat of crows, they quickly joined forces and reached an agreement.

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