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"Don't pay attention to that @我爸爸surname Gu I am very rich, he is just a joke, and it would be embarrassing to deal with such a person."

As soon as the money was in place, the trolls active on the Internet immediately set off a new frenzy to smear Su Che.This time, according to Bai Han's request, they added "My father's surname is Gu and I'm very rich" who has been working hard to support Su Che to the luxury package.

No way, money can turn ghosts around.

Regarding this, Gu Linan: "..."

He watched the bullet screens springing up like mushrooms on the screen——

"@我爸爸surname Gu I am very rich, this ID looks like a nouveau riche, I want to know what kind of staff is behind the computer."

"Nouveau riche, of course it's vulgar and tasteless and has low aesthetics."

"Low forces the audience to match low-quality guests. @我爸爸surname Gu I am very rich, and you and @主门苏奇 are really a perfect match."

Gu Lin'an: "..."

It is tolerable and unbearable.

If it was said that he was bored and spitting casually just now, then now he is bound to fight to the end for the dignity of the Gu family.

"Snapped!"

Gu Lin'an slapped his grandfather's freezing cabin suddenly, looked up at him, and got the buff "encouragement of love" from this legendary figure who ended the catastrophe, rebuilt his mother planet, and ruled Central Continent, and immediately he was full of blood Resurrected in full condition, rolled up the sleeves and there was a burst of crackling——

"I'm vulgar? I have no taste? I have low aesthetics? Fart! Tell me who I am and scare you to death!"

"There is no picture to say, show evidence? Hehehe, dad's extremely noble 24k pure gold and diamond-studded ID card is something you poor people can casually look up to?"

"@我爸爸surname Gu My status as a wealthy upstart is all fabricated. The real person is actually a fat man with a thick waist, a round face, an ugly face full of pimples, who only dares to hide behind the screen and lust? Silly son, go Check if your computer screen is broken, why does Dad think that your description is like looking in a mirror?"

"Don't change the subject upstairs, take a picture if you have the guts? Hehe, you are also worthy of admiring Dad's extremely handsome and perfect face? Dad is afraid that today will explode, and you will have plastic surgery into the same style and rush to recognize Dad. There are not so many dads." The pocket money will be given to you fools, but there is a bucket of brain fragments."

"..."

Gu Lin'an put his hands on the keyboard, concentrating on it, tearing up the sky and the earth with countless sailors in the virtual world, and the sun and the moon dimmed.

At this moment, he is the focus of the live broadcast room and the king of the Internet trolls.

Inheriting the excellent physical fitness and responsiveness of the Gu family, although Gu Ershao is a little out of the ordinary way in terms of brain, it is no problem for him to spray hundreds of sailors by himself, and he can almost see afterimages when he dances with his fingers.

The navy that Bai Han hired at a high price is also a well-known studio in the industry. The black technology is first-class, but under the crushing of Gu Ershao, they have almost no resistance and can only be ravaged.

——If you slander people, he can squirt more than you, and his hand speed is faster; if you attack personally, he will take it all in accordance with the rules, and he can bounce back all of them with a narcissistic halo; if you call him sb, he not only performs live performances People are not stupid, they can bring your IQ to the same level, and then defeat you with rich experience.

Sailor: "..."

Tired.

Very tricky.

They feel that what is spraying each other on the other side of the network cable is not a single person, but a mixture of humpback whales, poisonous spiders and male peacocks. The trinity of sea, land and air is amazing.

The owner of the "A Pool of Black Water" studio who had just finished talking with Bai Han was sitting on a computer chair.The cigarette in his hand was lit and extinguished, and the soot had accumulated for a long time.

Suddenly, Mars burned his hand, and he shook it violently, scattering some soot on the keyboard.

He hastily withdrew his hands and wanted to wipe it off, but accidentally knocked down the instant noodle-flavored nutrient solution on the table with his arm, and poured the whole cup of nutrient solution on the newly bought keyboard with a sound of "sizzling."

"呲呲呲-"

The new keyboard worth several thousand yuan sparked almost immediately, and it was about to be scrapped.

boss:"……"

He picked up the keyboard and shook it, wiped off the moisture, and with the mentality of trying it out, he typed on it for a while——

"Noble status? Noble in the dream! Do you think you are the first prince of the Cosmic Federation on the home planet? You idiot."

A string of gibberish characters appearing on the screen——

“sjglaogjso%##diuatgoa#@dajfoagigoakdpy^#￥@hdkajd%￥”

boss:"……"

A keyboard man without a keyboard is like a soldier without a weapon, leaving only a man... no, blind.

The boss with black eyes is no match for Gu Ershao who is possessed by a spider spirit. He can only watch this idiot proudly circling and showing off in the live broadcast room——

"Where's the grandson who said I was an idiot just now? Come out!"

"What? Don't dare to come out? Are you impressed by your father's handsomeness? Are you afraid?"

"Kneel down and call Dad, cut your mouth and don't kill me!"

"..."

The boss looked at "My father's surname is Gu and I'm very rich" like "Dugu Qiubai", and silently recited the Qingxin mantra in his heart.

——Calm down, don't get angry.

——Stupid people have stupid blessings, and the ancients were sincere and never deceived themselves.

——His luck is absolutely perfect!

There are also taboos in being a sailor. The navy is most afraid of offending a son of destiny like Gu Ershao who has a mysterious background, a tough tone, who can't be sprayed down no matter how much he sprays, and who grows stronger and stronger like a desert Populus euphratica.

As long as the raging saliva doesn't drown him, maybe he will kill the former Heizi anytime soon.

Caressing his beloved little keyboard wife, the boss was heartbroken and learned from the pain——

"My father's surname is Gu and I'm very rich." That local tyrant, Jin Ou, is too vicious. Whoever sprays them will conquer them. They "a pool of black water" and the small business of the studio can't afford it. If they want to conquer, they should go to Ke Baihan, the culprit The culprit.

As a black-hearted senior sailor who has always been in and out, the boss began to seriously consider whether to return the money to Bai Han, saying that we will quit the order and you can find whomever you like.

"Well……"

After serious consideration for three seconds, he—

"I won't blackmail people, and the money will not be refunded. This amount of money will be regarded as the mental damage caused by the sb and the personal injury of the little wife... No, let's pay for the physical injury!"

As he said that, he ordered the sailors in the studio to stop collectively, and happily released the pigeons of his employer. He didn't know that there were still people in the villa in Chuhua City who were waiting for the good news from the sailors.

"Huang Rongsheng is an out-and-out piece of junk. The well-known studio in the industry you hired this time will be the best, right?" Bai Han turned on the live broadcast, glanced at it, and was impatient to see Su Che's photo that was similar to Su Jiming's ex-wife. face, so I turned off the computer and circled on the balcony.

In the studio of "A Pool of Black Water"——

"Come here."

The boss who just lost his little wife is spraying grapefruit leaf scented perfume on the employees. While spraying, he said: "Go to bad luck, go to bad luck, remember to step over the brazier at the door when you go out!"

"Oh, by the way, I have to hack out the employer's home address as soon as possible, and burn a portion in the brazier later, so as not to be unlucky and find no place to go, and come back to attack us."

"You too, put on a few more layers of vests later, lurking in the live broadcast room and slapping Bi Wang's rainbow farts, and by the way, praise Su Che with him, how come it's so gross, understand?"

"Why? This is called a reverse flag! If it doesn't work, you don't need money!"

The boss had a cigarette in his mouth, his eyes flashed behind the screen, and he felt that he was really in his hands.

……

In the primeval forest, Gu Linan's fingers typing on the keyboard slowed down.

He glanced at the "Deformation Meter" live broadcast room.

There are no more warriors who dare to confront him on the screen, and a large barrage of "worship the king", "nb the king", and "congratulations to the king for another victory" is neat and eye-catching, and it is very eye-catching. Wang himself is in good health.

"Hehe, dare to fight with Dad with this little ability?"

Gu Linan was finally willing to take his hands off the keyboard.

He turned off the barrage, looked at Su Che who was cooking mushroom soup on the screen, and glanced at the dog brother who was frantically wagging his tail under his feet and the dead rose above his head who was carefully wiping the sweat with petals.

"..."

As a senior viewer of "Metamorphosis", I know the usual performance of the two, Gu Ershao pondered——

"Can't tell, the guest of this issue is still a wolf fire?"

"Okay, don't embarrass me, let him have fun at my banquet some other day."

……

"What are you looking at?" A voice suddenly came from beside him.

"'Metamorphosis'." Gu Lin'an didn't even lift his head, "it's just that sb reality show that became popular by tearing up plastic surgery and tossing rich second-generation guests."

"What does Wolf Fire mean?" the voice asked again.

"It's three points more than ruthless people, very ruthless and awesome."

"Where is your banquet? What is it for?"

"..."

Gu Ershao, who had a good background and eyes above the top, was unhappy. He crossed his legs and raised his head, wanting to see who didn't have eyes and questioned himself in this tone.

"Shut your ass..."

Before he could say something about you, Gu Linan suddenly realized something, opened his eyes and mouth wide, his mind went blank, and almost forgot his last name.

"Zu, Zu... Grandpa Zu???!!!"

He looked at the man standing beside him in disbelief, his tone and demeanor as if he had seen a ghost in the blue sky.

Gu Linan really wanted to cosplay the famous painting before the cataclysm - "The Scream". He felt that he might not be able to wait until the day he returned to Dragon City alive. .

--Help! Help! SOS!

—— Jade Emperor!Samcheong!Tathagata Buddha!

——Watching the live broadcast of Internet celebrities made the grandpa who has been offline for many years look swollen and swollen?

……

After more than a minute, Gu Er Shao finally found his breath.He struggled to digest the facts in front of him, and stuffed back the soul that was about to float out of his mouth.

"You, you...you sit!"

The next moment, Gu Linan jumped up from his seat in a hurry.The quick response and quick action are like a row of nails growing under the buttocks.

"..."

A hand with sharp knuckles grabbed down and caught the tablet computer that Gu Linan had left behind, lest it suffer the tragedy of being smashed to pieces.

The owner of the hand spoke, his deep voice was a little hoarse because he hadn't spoken for a long time, but his enunciation was clear and orderly, revealing the unique calmness of a person who has been in a high position for a long time.

He asked, "What on earth is your banquet for? You haven't answered me yet."

Gu Lin'an: "Just, just... It's just a group of friends getting together, chatting, dancing, drinking... No, juice!"

"..."

After speaking, he raised his eyes and waited tremblingly for the response from the people around him.

After a while, Gu Ershao arrived.

"Don't look for him." Grandpa pointed to Su Che who was cooking soup on the screen.

He frowned, as if he was dissatisfied: "This occasion is too chaotic and not suitable for him."

Gu Lin'an: "..."

He looked at his grandpa and thought with some puzzlement: No, let's talk about whether it's messy or not...what's the matter with you?

The author has something to say: Grandpa: It's about my wife.