Archdruid Farming Online

While the audience in Lujinjiang was enthusiastically swiping the barrage, on the other side——

Far in the primeval forest on the easternmost side of Central Continent.

Tall giant trees prop up the sky of the forest. Looking up, the dense shade of the trees covers the sky, and only the golden sunlight leaking from the gaps in the leaves can be seen.

There was a layer of dry fallen leaves piled up on the ground, and the black military boots made a crisp creaking sound when they stepped on it.

The dark brown tree roots protrude from the ground, twisting like a coiled dragon, colliding with the toes of the military boots from time to time, and the vines wrapped around the trunks are connected to each other, hindering the speed of the team.

"All right!"

The young man walking at the front of the line took a breath, waved his hand, and said to the people behind: "It's been hard work, let's take a break."

After all, without waiting for the others to react, he found a fallen tree trunk, wiped the dust, sat down, and took the tablet computer from the freezing cabin next to it.

"Hey hey hey."

The young man hummed the tune he learned from the live broadcast room, rolled up his sleeves, looked at the computer screen with glowing eyes, and his demeanor and movements were indescribable.

The bodyguards around him: "..."

got used to.

They methodically unloaded the freezing cabin from their shoulders and placed it in an open space beside them, leaving some of them armed with guns to guard the surroundings, while the rest stood guard next to the youth and the freezing cabin.

Clear division of labor and well-trained.

The well-trained bodyguards slandered in their hearts——

Hard work!Rest three times an hour, and the tortoise is at this speed.

The Second Young Master Gu in front of him still wants to reach the nearest city within three days?dream!

……

In fact, for such an important matter as escorting grandpa, General Gu would have come in person if he hadn't held an important position and was unable to move around.

However, the mother planet has a global summit involving nine continents to be held recently. General Gu has no means to spare, and the eldest daughter-in-law happens to be in labor. The eldest son Gu Linping must be by his side, so he has to entrust this important task to a well-known person in Zhongzhou. A lot of stupid money—Gu Linan, the second youngest of the Gu family.

Before leaving, General Gu and the retired Mr. Gu grabbed Gu Lin'an's ear, exhorting and exhorting——

"Even if you break your arms, legs, ribs and even your neck, you can't hit grandpa even a little bit, understand?"

"Understand, understand!"

Gu Lin'an had always been better than quail in front of his father and grandfather, he patted his chest and swore, he almost swore to the sky——

"When grandpa is cold, I am a little padded jacket. When grandpa is hot, I am an electric fan. If grandpa is going to fall, I will jump on him as a meat pad. If grandpa is going to be shot, I will rush to plug the hole for him. I can give him an assist even if I am in love, are you two old people relieved this time?"

"..."

General Gu and Mr. Gu, who knew what kind of guy he was, were of course worried, but there was nothing they could do. The Gu family was weak, and a dead horse was treated as a living horse doctor, so they sent him away. He was selected from among his personal guards. He is 1.8 meters tall, heroic, and accurate with marksmanship. He stands up like a little Bai Yang.

Gu Lin'an was still dissatisfied: "Take it back, take it back, picking these bodyguards can't bring out my heroic demeanor!"

"Yingzi's fart!" His father slapped his head, "If you can't pick up grandpa from Mr. Shu unscathed this time, I will cut off your pocket money, smash your computer, and send you away. Go to the 'Discovery' newly discovered habitable planet to serve in the military! Three years!"

"..."

This threat was so ruthless that Gu Lin'an followed the bodyguards into the primeval forest for the first few days, he was always cautious, saying what to do, not even daring to fart.

However, after he took out the frozen cabin containing his grandfather from the place he had agreed on earlier, he felt that the mission had been completed 90.00%.

……

"Hey~ Hey~ Hey hey hey~"

Gu Linan sat on the tree trunk with his legs crossed, and the tablet was placed between his knees and thighs.

While humming to the sound of the leaf flute in the live broadcast room, he patted the freezing cabin beside him, and said affectionately to the people inside: "Brother... no, grandpa, I have been lying in it for so many years without any entertainment. Are you bored? It's okay, I'll sing a song to relieve your boredom!"

"Great-great-grandson, I don't have any other requests, as long as you, the old man, speak nice words for me in front of my father and grandpa after you go back, so that they don't send me to a new planet that doesn't shit. That's fine."

"Oh, forget that you can't speak anymore, it's okay, I will sing the song. Who told me to be filial and caring, is it your little padded jacket from grandpa?"

"..."

The bodyguards around Gu Ershao listened to him chattering and chattering with the freezing cabin, calm on the outside but irritable on the inside, wishing to knock out the well-known idiot rich second generation in Central Continent with a gun butt and carry him back to Longcheng, the capital of Central Continent. .

However, Gu Lin'an felt good about himself, and he didn't notice the temper of the bodyguards at all.He talked and sang, he said and sang, and he made up the lyrics himself, which was frantic.

He sang for as long as the leaf flute sounded in the live broadcast room.

Gu Ershao may not have the nerve for music by nature, he sang the sound of the leaf flute so well that he couldn't complete the tune, turned seventeen or eight turns, and even scared away the bugs in the nearby grass.

To tell you the truth, the singing didn't seem to be relieving grandpa, but rather a funeral for grandpa.

"..."

The bodyguards silently stayed three feet away from Gu Linan to avoid being accidentally injured by him.

After Gu Lin'an finished the song, he was really moved by his filial piety. He asked his grandpa who was lying in the frozen cabin: "Does it sound good?"

Grandpa: "..."

Gu Er Shao didn't need to respond, he asked himself and answered: "It's so beautiful! It's just the sound of nature!"

"There should be applause here!"

As he said that, he clapped his palms three times, and finished his daily task with satisfaction - serving as a padded jacket for grandpa, and began to brush up the barrage in the live broadcast room.

bodyguard:"……"

They breathed a sigh of relief silently, returned to their previous positions, and looked sideways at their employer——

Using grandpa as a computer stand, he put the tablet on the hatch cover of the freezer cabin to watch variety shows along the way, and he watched them wholeheartedly and devotedly. The filial piety of this second young master Gu is really moving.

……

Gu Lin'an is used to being a rich second generation, and is used to ignoring the eyes of people around him.

He lowered his head, glanced at the barrage that was flying across the screen, his eyes lit up.

"Ha ha."

Pulling open the keyboard hidden inside the tablet, Gu Linan crackled and moved his fingers like flying——

"It's me! I, Gu Youqian, are back!"

"Tremble, poor bastards!"

……

Green Jinjiang Platform——

With the launch of the golden VIP account "My father's surname is Gu, I am very rich", the barrage in the live broadcast room of "Metamorphosis" became lively.

"Attention! Force the king to go online! High energy ahead!"

"Watching and forcing the king."

"Onlookers force the king +1"

"Why is the king so late today? I have been waiting for you for a long time."

"Mengxin asks: Who is the King of Kings?"

"@我爸爸surname Gu I am very rich"

"See upstairs ↑"

"Giving Mengxin popular science, I am the king of force. Since the broadcast of "Metamorphosis", it has been the No. [-] troller in the world, from the program group to the recording venue, from the director to the photographer, except for the guests. spray."

"...Wait, I can understand spraying "Deformation Meter", I can understand spraying the program group, venue, director, and photography, but why not spray the guests? Not to mention Su Che, Chen Jingying, Xiao Xiaoming in this issue, the previous few days There are still a lot of things to say about the upcoming guests, right?"

"Look at the name → @我爸爸surname Gu I am very rich."

"The last four words are clear at a glance."

"Maybe this is the sympathy between sb rich second generation and sb rich second generation."

"Thank you King, I believe in love again."

……

In the live broadcast room, the barrage of "Welcome to the king" was flying, but Gu Linan didn't bother to pay attention to these ordinary barrages that didn't even have the local tyrant's golden halo and RMB special effects.

He scanned through the densely packed messages, and quickly locked on a golden barrage that was displayed as a high-level VIP——

"What little Veela? You're bragging. You can come out casually after entering the nature reserve. Do you think this is your vegetable garden?"

Gu Linan's eyes lit up, and he moved his fingers like flying——

"My vegetable garden just comes in and out casually, what's the matter? Oh, I'm sorry I forgot, poor people like you don't deserve to have a vegetable garden."

……

Green Jinjiang Platform——

"It's started, it's started."

"Forcing the king to fight with the tongue... no, fight the heroes with the hands."

"How about tearing up and mocking the party?"

"It's all the same, Bi Wang, a good friend of sb rich second generation."

"Bring me my little bench, and watch happily."

……

In the live broadcast room, Gu Linan continued.

It's been a long time since he touched the keyboard, and he couldn't stop it when he sprayed it. The inspiration was like the water of the Yellow River, rolling in——

Barrage: No!I do not believe!How is it possible to attract so many wild animals by blowing leaves?He must have been sprayed with pheromones!

Gu Linan: What pheromone?That's artificial gonadotropin, or artificial hormone for short!If you are uneducated, read less ABO pornography!Don't be ashamed!

Bullet screen: I think the nickname of Su Che, the little Veela, is probably derived from pheromones. Without pheromones, he is nothing, and he can enter and leave the nature reserve at will?I'm afraid it won't be torn apart by the evolved animals!

Gu Lin'an: Hehe, is it sprayed with pheromones that can appease evolutionary animals?You can try spraying it to see if the evolved animal dies every day.

Barrage: The rich second generation of sb is only capable of this, and the character of Xiao Veela is low no matter how you look at it.

Gu Lin'an: Low without you.What happened to the rich second generation?The rich second generation eats your rice, eats your flour, eats your buns, dumplings, and instant noodles?Oh, I’m sorry, I forgot that poor people like you can’t afford the above. Let’s do it again, the rich second generation eat your rice-flavored nutrient solution, flour-flavored nutrient solution, buns, dumplings, instant noodles-flavored nutrient solution up?Didn't eat anything?Then what are you beeping?

Barrage:……

The barrage finally noticed the discordant factors active on the screen, and they attacked in groups——

"What the hell is this @我爸爸surname Gu I am rich?"

……

In a villa far away in Chuhua City, a woman who was doing skin care received a call.

"Hey."

She took out her mobile phone from the bathrobe embroidered with white lotus flowers.

The person on the opposite side said: "Madam Bai, you didn't pay enough to hire us as the navy Hei Suche. If you want to continue to cooperate, please add more money as soon as possible."

"What?" The woman's graceful eyebrows frowned slightly: "How come? I gave it at the market price."

"The market price is correct, but you made us mess with someone who is not easy to mess with." The other side was a little impatient.

"My dad's surname is Gu and I'm rich." This ID is crazy, and the fans behind him are even more crazy, but this is not the most important thing.What's important is that even though "My father's surname is Gu and I'm rich" is completely crazy, and he sprays on everyone, but his account has never been banned by Lujinjiang, and even the most professional hackers can't find his login address .

"What does this mean, I think you should understand."

"..."

Bai Han stood on the balcony, holding on to the carved railing, and squeezed her fingers so hard that she almost broke the specially made manicure.

"Okay, I see." She tried her best to suppress her emotions, and softly comforted the person on the other side of the phone: "I will transfer the money to the account as soon as possible, and you can continue as I said."

"When? Call soon... Immediately, immediately."

……

After a while, after hanging up the phone, Bai Han's chest heaved violently, feeling the wind outside the railing blowing into her bathrobe, making her feel chilly.

"Su Che, why can any good thing happen to you?"

"You really have such good luck? I don't believe it!"

The author has something to say: Gu Er tore up the sailor army for his grandma, it can be said that he has a strong desire to survive