Archdruid Farming Online

A mess above the sea and sky.

Countless jumping seagulls fought together under the leadership of the boss, the sound of "Ou Ou" resounded across the sea, and feathers flew across.

Leonard's ultrasonic attack played a crucial role in this.

"What ultrasonic bird repellent? This is obviously the halo of Jiangzhi!" Su Che sighed.

Surrounded by the heavy metal Divine Comedy in full surround sound, Heibei and Erha gradually lost their minds and could no longer maintain an elegant tearing posture.

They began to frantically pluck each other's feathers, obviously dissatisfied with each other's suits for a long time.

Influenced by the bosses, the other seagulls chattered viciously.

All of a sudden, white feathers fluttered down on the sea, like catkins in March and April, and like a blanket of goose feather snow.

It is beautiful and distressing.

Su Che clutched his chest, subconsciously looking at Gu Zheng.

—How many gull down jackets can be made by collecting these feathers!

Gu Zheng waved his hand calmly, and said to the crows and seagulls ambush beside the coastline: "Plan E."

Very calm and composed, as if he had expected this scene a long time ago.

"Quack quack!"

The next moment, the vicious crows rushed up like a group of robbers blocking the road, leading the little seagulls.

The teaching director, Crow charged forward, like a black rocket launcher.

Its wings are broad and powerful, and its mouth is sharp and cold.

Without compassion, it slapped the seagulls blocking the way aside with one wing, and before they could react, within a few seconds, it plucked all the fluff on the chest, under the wings, and on the back of the seagulls.

"Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrr..."

The black head nodded wildly. At this moment, the crow boss who was plucking frantically was not a bird. It seemed to be possessed by the new electric shaver launched by Lujinjiang Mall.

The two crows behind him lined up on both sides, solemnly unfolding an oversized supermarket reusable shopping bag.

With a sound of "Bah", the boss of the crow threw his spoils into the bag.

It proudly led the crows and gulls to continue to rush forward, completely dismissing the two evolutionary seagulls who noticed the movement here.

——Compared to pulling hair, the crows in Qingshan Village have never been afraid of anyone!

——Do they have decades of hair-plucking experience?Can it be said that the Mediterranean will not be squeezed into the Andes?

--cannot!

——A group of little chickens with no sense of art!

Empress Crow, who was on tour with the archdruid, was also so domineering today, tearing up anyone she saw.

It is not an exaggeration to say that as two country gulls who occupy the sea as kings and have never been out of the province except for the winter, Heibei and Erha were stunned by the temperament of the crow empress, a master of palace fighting.

They made a huge mistake, maintained the posture of tearing each other, and stood there for a second.

In the brutal harem battle, any second of negligence can be fatal.

The crow boss left the other seagulls to the flock of birds behind him to deal with, and he passed over the heads of the seagulls, one by one, and stepped on the shocked Heibei and Erha.

Then, it lowered its head with disdain.

blah blah blah blah...

Before the two evolved seagulls could react, they saw feathers flying around in front of them, blocking their vision.

After the flurry of off-white down fell into the eco-bags unfolded by the two little crows, the pair of mortal enemies who often tore each other looked at each other, barely recognizing each other.

I saw them, one with a bald head like the Mediterranean Sea!Another bald neck into the Andes!

Horrible!

The boss of the crow just flapped his wings, and flew up from the bodies of the two silly birds in a noble and glamorous way, with a disdainful "quack".

If you are so bald, let's see how you compete with me in the future!

It glanced across the sea level, and met Gu Zheng, who nodded slightly to the crow boss.

——For a scheming whore like Aunt Gun, one is enough.

I want there to be nothing in the furry world that can attract Dailu's attention!

PlanE - Taking advantage of the fire and looting is basically completed.

Of course, this is the version told to Su Che. In the private discussion between Gu Zheng and the crow boss, this plan also has an alias, called "Several Attempts of Plastic Plastic Surgery Methods for Birds".

"Ooooo!"

In mid-air, seagulls wailed, as if they were mourning for their lost feathers...and dignity.

However, Manager Gu, who was sitting firmly in the palace, had a firm heart and remained unmoved.

"It's almost there?" Su Che looked at the sky.

As soon as his voice fell, "crackling", seagulls suddenly fell from the sky like dumplings.

Small waves were smashed on the calm sea.

"Quick, quick, where's my shopping bag?" Leonard changed his state of being chased into a dog by Erha just now.

He was originally hiding under a big tree, but when he saw Erha was irritated and turned around and flew towards Heibei, he immediately ran out of his hiding place, stood beside the ultrasonic bird repeller with his assistants, and urged them, "Turn on the maximum power, I want to show some color to this group of unlucky seagulls!"

"..."

He did it.

The assistants who came from Beizhou are excellent in their business, and they are even more loyal to the Esaro family. After hearing their young master's request, they searched the machine carefully, and finally found a divine comedy that fell into ashes—— "perturbed".

Without hesitation, the assistants introduced the melody of the Divine Comedy into the ultrasonic bird repellent, and turned on double speed, double speed, triple speed...

The extremely dynamic music shook the sky, like a mountain torrent collapsing, and like a typhoon storming violently, it rumbled across the hearts of the seagulls with an irresistible force, trampling their rationality into slag.

Without any resistance, the seagulls... jumped up and down.

They flapped their wings and flew randomly in the sky, their eyes were confused, their feathers trembled, and they went up and down with the height of the notes.

Rush up to the sky in a while, shoulder to shoulder with the sun...

After a while, I dived into the water again, and was slapped with splashes by the fish in the sea...

suddenly up... suddenly down...

suddenly up... suddenly down...

suddenly up... suddenly down...

After sprinting back and forth a few times, as expected——

With a "plop", the seagulls' wings cramped.

"Quick, quick!" Leonard realized that this was his great opportunity. He hurriedly put on his rubber shoes and life jacket, and led his loyal assistants into the water.

Looking at the seagulls falling into the water like raindrops, Leonard's eyes lit up, as if he saw the No.1 he was about to get.

"Hahaha Gu Er, I'm going to let your relatives call me grandpa soon!"

While excited, Leonard did not forget to release his good brother from the blacklist, and sent him a voice message triumphantly.

Gu Lin'an: "..."

fool.

Peerless idiot!

For the sake of plastic brotherhood, he reluctantly sent a message to his grandfather——

"Leave a whole body for Lei Dasha. After all, it's not easy to grow a brain smaller than a walnut kernel. It's very valuable for research."

Gu Zheng: "..."

This tone of laughing at fifty steps.

There are two halves of a walnut kernel. If one half is used as a brain for him, the other half must grow on you.

If it weren't for Gu Linan's seven-point similarity with himself, Gu Zheng really suspected that he and Leonard were not plastic brothers, but fraternal twins produced by some research institute.

"and many more."

Tired and exhausted, Gu Zheng stopped Leonard before he happily rushed into the sea with a large shopping bag in his hand like a big discounted purchase in a supermarket.

"What?" The handsome young man with blond hair and blue eyes looked over vigilantly.

"Could you be trying to snatch the bird from me?" He looked at Gu Zheng defensively, and pointed to the ultrasonic bird repeller behind him: "See clearly, this, this, and this...all of these are To my credit!"

"As long as you are in the S5 area, whether it is sea or land, all the seagulls here are mine!" He raised his chin with a hint of arrogance: "Do you want it? Go to your own place to catch it?"

Gu Zheng: "..."

Tired.

Leonard's ancestor, General Sumo Exaro, made a pact with a majestic cougar.

And his great nephew...

Gu Zheng looked at Leonard, as if he saw a stupid meow that stretched out its claws at the Tyrannosaurus rex over its own strength, or the kind that likes to urinate and mark its territory.

He turned his head and found that Su Che didn't know when he left the others and went into the sea alone.

His swimming skills are not very good, but he can't stop a large school of colorful fish from surrounding him. They support Su Che with their bodies, hold the hem of his clothes in their mouths, and rub Su Che's skin coquettishly. He guides the way.

Leonard: "..."

"Did I read it wrong?" He rubbed his eyes and asked his assistant, "Shouldn't that giant squid be a deep-sea creature? Is it not afraid to run aground in such a shallow sea?"

What's even more blinding is that as soon as it floated on the surface of the sea, it wrapped its arms and legs around the arm of the little boy, pulling him to sit on itself, and the girls in the nightclub were not as enthusiastic as it.

assistant:"……"

He wanted to tell his young master that there are not only giant squids, but also sea turtles, swordfish, tuna, and clownfish. These marine creatures that used to live in different depths seem to have received some message and are in a hurry. Swim to the surface for a seafood feast.

Before the two could react, Su Che had already finished his work and was sent ashore by the sea creatures.He squatted on the beach with his whole body dripping wet, bowed his head and said a few words to the reluctant sea creatures.

In the next second, the king squid, who had brought great oppression to Leonard and his assistants, patted the water surface with his wrists and feet, turned his head and left.

But Su Che turned around and looked up at Leonard.

"..."

Leonard's first reaction was that this little white face is really good-looking, with wet black hair against the snow-white face, and a pair of mysterious and beautiful eyes, like a legendary water demon that came out of the sea, breathtaking.

The next moment, he heard Su Che's words clearly.

"The birds here are all yours?" He said, "Are you sure?"

Recalling the first unpleasant meeting, Leonard woke up from the beauty and raised his vigilance.

"It's not mine, could it be yours?" He said.

"correct."

Leonard: "..."

He never expected that the little boy on the other side would admit it so frankly...Admitted it!

MD you grab it!

unacceptable!

Young Master Lei has been rampant in Beizhou for so many years, when did he suffer such a loss?

He held his breath... held his breath... he couldn't hold it anymore, and was about to explode...

"Let me do it."

Gu Zheng suddenly walked to Su Che's side, and dragged two large environmental protection bags from the sea water, a pinch of wet seagull feathers was still exposed from the gap of the environmental protection bags.

Su Che said, "Thank you."

"Clap!"

A thick arm with many suction cups slammed on the sand, pushing away the garbage left by the seagulls, leaving a long and deep mark in the sand.

Evolved Octopus: Thank you (:◎)≡.

Su Che stretched out his hand to shake this wrist, and sent a trace of natural force over it.

The giant deep-sea chapter, which was as big as a room, comfortably stretched its body, its head floated up slightly, and its two eyes, which were bigger than a plate, crossed the sea level, closely following Leonard's direction.

It opened its mouth and emitted an infrasound wave that was inaudible to human ears, setting off turbulent waves.

After all, Leonard is also a member of the five major families, and has inherited part of the generals' extraordinary perception of evolutionary creatures. He realized that this giant seal of the deep sea was asking Su Che: Does this human need to solve it for you?It looks like a puffer fish, so ugly!

Leonard: "..."

Pufferfish?

I? !

He intentionally pointed to himself and questioned the big octopus: How does Lao Tzu look like a puffer fish?You are a deep-sea creature, with such a casual appearance, do you have the nerve to call others ugly? !

However, until Leonard was so angry that he became a puffer fish... he didn't dare.

Look at Brother Octopus's strong muscles, powerful arms and legs, and firm skin. When made into small octopus balls, they must be springy and refreshing.

"Endure the calm for a while." Leonard hesitated.

"What you say is yours is yours." He shook his head and turned around dejectedly...

Then, with a restless beat, he quickly stepped out of the attack range of the giant seal of the deep sea.

"Wait." Su Che said.

"What else?" Leonard was surprised.

"nothing……"

It was because Leonard was so sensible, and he was a good brother of his great-nephew, so Su Che was going to give him some reminders when his conscience moved.

"The organizing committee sent you a pamphlet about S5 beach before?" Su Che asked, "Do you still remember the name of the evolved seagull on S5 beach?"

"No, it's just..." Leonard suddenly recalled, but he really couldn't remember.

Just in time, a loyal assistant passed a booklet from behind.

Leonard reached out to take it, opened the first page, looked at the red and bold part and read: "B-level evolutionary animal, seagull, Laridae; characteristics: snow white; gender: male; code name: Satsuma ..."

He looked at the blurred-resolution photo on the introduction page, and was speechless for a long time.

"Understood?" Su Che whistled, and the army of crows above his head descended from the sky with two bald seagulls in their arms.

Su Che held the wings of these two evolved seagulls, and turned them over to show Leonard: "This is the leader of those seagulls just now. Which one of them looks like a rare albino?"

Leonard: "..."

"So these birds are not yours, so you can take care of yourself." Holding the black back and Erha, Su Che greeted Gu Zheng, turned to leave.

"Stay here," Leonard took a deep breath, rolled his eyes, and suddenly touched Gu Zheng's shoulder.

"This...this brother," he showed a handsome smile, and said to Gu Zheng in a personable manner: "Do you know Gu Ersha?"

"..."

"Don't pretend, I know you know."

"It just so happens that Gu Ersha and I are also brothers, my dear! For the sake of the family, how about sharing the seagulls in your hand with me?"

Gu Zheng: "..."

He turned his head and looked at Su Che.

"Heh." Su Che casually took out a seagull from the environmental protection bag, and rubbed it in his hands a few times, almost balding the poor seagull.

He threw the feather in his hand into the bag and said aggressively, "No way!"

I shouldn't have sympathized with this scheming bitch just now, he really has ulterior motives for Ah Zheng!

The author has something to say: Little Theater:

Queen's party's secret gathering—

Queen Gu: The furry outside must not be favored by the archdruid!

Empress Crow: Ga! (Squeeze him bald!)

Queen Gu: Good!It's so good, you will sleep in bed tomorrow night!

Empress Crow: (*^▽^*)/

So Empress Crow began to study thousands of spiders and venomous claws, and she became a master of palace fighting~