Archdruid Farming Online
122 - Very cool
The teaching director, Crow, took his experimental class to tear down the group of fake birds that looked exactly like hunters, but were covered with cold steel fiber skeletons, electronic components and sensors under the bionic feathers and skin. The title given to it by the audience in Jinjiang - Crow Empress.
Feathers and electronic components fell into the sea scatteredly, causing ripples on the sea surface, and were diligently pushed ashore by the waves, which added a lot of workload to the trash picking business of the mat youths.
"Gah!"
Glancing at the human being carrying a recycle bag, squashing a plastic bottle with one foot, and bending down to throw it into the bag, the pheasant occupied the S6 beach, so that the little heart couldn't come to the scene to hand out the pennant to himself. Erase from the heart of the crow boss.
Let's go.
It greeted the experimental class behind it, flapped its wings, and flew to S5.
——This human being is quite talented in picking up trash, so let him pick it up slowly!
Where the crow boss didn't notice, dozens of seagulls who had been hiding in the distance to watch the battle called softly a few times, and emerged from the dense shade of trees and the rugged rocks on the shore.Led by a tall, vigorous, streamlined evolutionary seagull with a pure black feather on its back, they quietly landed behind the experimental class and touched the S5 area.
S5.
Leonard had just installed his ultrasonic bird repellent.
"Radar in place."
"Power in place."
"The bird repelling frequency band has been loaded."
"The ultrasonic protective net is formed."
Several assistants reported the progress of the work one by one behind them.
"Very good," Leonard waved his hand triumphantly: "Start!"
"I want Gu Er to know that Lao Tzu is much more reliable than his relative who jumped out of a rock!"
The next moment, there was a "hum", and a series of high-intensity ultrasonic pulses were emitted from the instruments arranged around the beach. After countless reflections and refractions, a tight ultrasonic network was formed, covering the entire beach.
Human beings cannot receive the sound above 20 Hz. However, in the ears of birds with sensitive hearing, the noise of this high-intensity heavy metal is like a disco on the grave, which startled them from the cracks in the rocks, the shade of the trees, and the sea. Flying out from under the shadow of the reef, white feathers covered the sky and fluttered in front of the eyes, panicking like the end of the world.
In layman's terms, the seagull's nest was blown up by Leonard.
"It's done!" Leonard turned his head, looked at the picture on the monitor screen, and slapped his thigh.
"What are you still doing?" He greeted his assistants: "Quickly find a few reusable shopping bags from the supermarket next door, and use them to pick up seagulls later."
"Ask for the biggest size!"
Before I finished speaking, I only heard a "crack", and something fell from mid-air to the ground.
"So fast?" Leonard raised his head in confusion.
The next second—
"Damn it!" He opened his eyes and mouth wide, and sighed sincerely: "I'm so stupid!"
"What are you still doing in a daze? Run!" After yelling, First Young Master Lei picked up the box next to the instrument, put it on his head, and ran away.
In the sky, an angry evolution seagull swooped down and grabbed a large piece of reef by the coast. The hard stone was as fragile as a cream cake under its claws.
"Europe!"
With a scream, it flew into the air amidst the mania brought about by the ultrasonic waves, throwing stones towards Leonard.
"Master, be careful!"
Amidst the assistant's exclamation, Leonard twisted his waist, jumped half a step to the side, and avoided the seagull's airdrop with an enchanting posture.
"Europe?"
— escaped?
The seagull narrowed its eyes menacingly, grabbed a bigger stone again, and aimed it in Leonard's direction.
— Then do it again!
Had it not been for the agreement during the Cataclysm, evolutionary species could not kill ordinary people casually, and would be sanctioned by the five strongest evolutionary species if they killed a person. Seagull would have already attacked this fool who played music at home.
Breaking into the bird's house, playing heavy metal and forcing the seagulls on the entire S5 beach to dance together, do you really think the bird has no temper?
Crackling, the stones in the sky were like raindrops, falling crazily with the frequency of ultrasonic waves, and the whole evolution seagull was bouncing high.
"I hide!"
"I'll hide again!"
Leonard relied on his agility and fearless spirit to escape from the Jedi again and again, but his heart was full of bitterness instead of excitement.
Lei Dasha took out his mobile phone from his pocket, and while avoiding the airdrop of the seagull, he told his good brother Gu Ersha about his hard work.
"Fuck, Gu Er, do you know that there is an evolutionary seagull chasing after Lao Tzu madly, and the rock it pinches in its claws is so-so big, and with a 'click', it tore apart the reef that is taller than Lao Tzu, tearing , Cracked! Easier than tearing paper!"
"Damn it scares me to death, blah blah blah blah blah!!!"
With a sound of "biu", the voice came out.
Leonard glanced at the phone from the corner of his eye.
The system automatically prompts——
"Gu Er has turned on friend verification. You are not his friend yet. Please send a friend verification request first. Only after the other party passes the verification can you chat."
Leonard: "..."
Oh day.
If you are so black by yourself, you have to persist even when you cry.
……
This is what Su Che saw when he crossed half of the S4 beach and followed the traces left by Gu Zheng to S5.
He looked at Leonard who was jumping up and down like a rabbit, and asked Gu Zheng, "Didn't I just chase you? Why..."
Gu Zheng put his index finger between his lips, beckoning him to take a closer look, and then replied, "PlanA—to bring disaster to the east."
Su Che: "..."
"By the way, the crow bosses are coming soon." He told Gu Zheng the news he had just received.
With that said, Su Che waved to the sky——
"Europe!"
The white dot that was one step ahead to announce the news fell from mid-air.
"Ooooo!" It turned its legs to the sky and danced fiercely.
"..."
Su Che released a little mental power to plug Bai Dian'er's ears.
The gray seagull's jumping legs stopped the X-shaped cross-step, and the wings stopped flapping.
It let out a weak, protracted "Oh—" and turned its head to hatefully look at Leonard who had caused all this.
This old bone almost broke here!
Seeing that Bai was calmed down a little, Gu Zheng held the seagull by its wing roots and put the seagull on his lap.
"I have an idea," he said, "PlanB."
"Ou?" Bai Dian'er raised her head, looked at Gu Zheng suspiciously, and then confirmed "Ou Ou".
"That's right," Gu Zheng encouraged, "You can do it!"
"..."
"Oh," Bai Dian'er lowered her head, thought for a moment, and when she raised her head again, she was full of confidence.
It stuffed its wings into Gu Zheng's hand, shook hands with him, and rushed to the sky without hesitation.
Su Che: "..."
"What are you doing?" He turned to look at Gu Zheng.
PlanA, PlanB, and PlanCDEFGHI?
Gu Zheng smiled mysteriously and pointed to the sky, "Look."
In the blue sky where the sea and the sky meet, as a gray seagull suddenly raised its height and uttered a loud cry, the situation changed abruptly.
Behind the crow boss, the black-backed seagull who was following and feeling the whistle froze suddenly. When he came back to his senses, he looked at his right-hand man, a bird that was not far from evolution.
"Ouou?" It was startled and uncertain.
——How did I hear your voice in S5 area?
A bad guess emerged in its mind.
……
Birds recognize each other by sound and appearance, but most of their living environments are complicated. Under the vast sky, in dense jungles, and on the endless sea, feathers sometimes confuse each other's cognition, so in comparison, their calls more important than looks.
It can be said that every seagull seems to be loaded with a voiceprint tester, which can easily identify dozens or hundreds of calls of the same kind with different severity and height.
Very practical.
However, when they faced Bai·ventriloquist·shameless·knowledgeable·a little bit, this precise identification technique became a burden instead.
On the beach, the evolutionary seagull that was desperately chasing Leonard turned around.
It can be seen that there are three symmetrical white feathers on the streamlined shoulders of this seagull, which look like three burning flames from a distance.
Therefore, the seagull on S5 Beach has a unique name - Erha.
Erha Seagull heard a sound that made him feel a little familiar, and he tried his best to regain his sobriety in the earth-shattering ultrasonic dance music. It searched in his mind... and found a familiar image.
He has a fit and smooth body, a cautious and suspicious personality, and a black feather on his back.
—Okay, it's you!
The white dot that provoked the dispute flashed in the air, and he retired.
It hurriedly passed the beach, made a turn, and met the big brother crow who came from S6.
"Ooo!"
After gesticulating, the teaching director, Crow, signaled that the excellent seagulls behind him were broken up into pieces and scattered beside the coastline that stretched for several kilometers, forming an encircling circle.
The black back of the seagull that fell behind it: "Oh???"
Caught off guard, it didn't have time to make any adjustments, and dozens of seagulls behind it crashed into S5 with itself.
Right on...
Terrible disco music and Erha Seagull's sharp eyes.
"Europe!"
——Say, did you attract this human being? !
"Europe!"
With a huge grievance on its back, it turned its head and stared angrily at the number one subordinate.
——Say, are you playing tricks!
The dog-legged gull who had been imitated by Bai Dian's exclusive voiceprint shook his head wildly, almost shaking the feathers from his neck.
"Europe!"
- Injustice!I'm not following you well.
Seagull Heibei and Seagull Erha are aware of the details, and they yell at it together.
--lie!
——Even the voice is exactly the same, who knows how many days you have been fooling around with that bird in the dark!
--traitor!
Su Che: "..."
Although the scene on the sea in the distance is not clear, but with his mental power, it is easy to detect the anger and huge mental fluctuations of the evolution seagull.
Su Che lowered his head, rubbed between his brows, and looked at Gu Zheng helplessly, "This is Plan B?"
"That's right." Gu Zheng smiled with the winning ticket in his hands: "Plan B—counter-indirect plan."
"What about Plan C?"
"It's already started," Gu Zheng pointed to the sky, then to himself, and said calmly, "Watch the fire from the other side."
"So PlanD is the crow boss waiting for work?"
Gu Zheng was pleasantly surprised, with a look of "my stupid deer is smart", proud of it.
Su Che: "..."
I'm just familiar with your brain circuits.
Does it feel good to bully seagulls because they don't understand the 36 tricks?
Lu Jinjiang's turbulent barrage replied instead of Manager Gu——
"Excellent!"
Feathers and electronic components fell into the sea scatteredly, causing ripples on the sea surface, and were diligently pushed ashore by the waves, which added a lot of workload to the trash picking business of the mat youths.
"Gah!"
Glancing at the human being carrying a recycle bag, squashing a plastic bottle with one foot, and bending down to throw it into the bag, the pheasant occupied the S6 beach, so that the little heart couldn't come to the scene to hand out the pennant to himself. Erase from the heart of the crow boss.
Let's go.
It greeted the experimental class behind it, flapped its wings, and flew to S5.
——This human being is quite talented in picking up trash, so let him pick it up slowly!
Where the crow boss didn't notice, dozens of seagulls who had been hiding in the distance to watch the battle called softly a few times, and emerged from the dense shade of trees and the rugged rocks on the shore.Led by a tall, vigorous, streamlined evolutionary seagull with a pure black feather on its back, they quietly landed behind the experimental class and touched the S5 area.
S5.
Leonard had just installed his ultrasonic bird repellent.
"Radar in place."
"Power in place."
"The bird repelling frequency band has been loaded."
"The ultrasonic protective net is formed."
Several assistants reported the progress of the work one by one behind them.
"Very good," Leonard waved his hand triumphantly: "Start!"
"I want Gu Er to know that Lao Tzu is much more reliable than his relative who jumped out of a rock!"
The next moment, there was a "hum", and a series of high-intensity ultrasonic pulses were emitted from the instruments arranged around the beach. After countless reflections and refractions, a tight ultrasonic network was formed, covering the entire beach.
Human beings cannot receive the sound above 20 Hz. However, in the ears of birds with sensitive hearing, the noise of this high-intensity heavy metal is like a disco on the grave, which startled them from the cracks in the rocks, the shade of the trees, and the sea. Flying out from under the shadow of the reef, white feathers covered the sky and fluttered in front of the eyes, panicking like the end of the world.
In layman's terms, the seagull's nest was blown up by Leonard.
"It's done!" Leonard turned his head, looked at the picture on the monitor screen, and slapped his thigh.
"What are you still doing?" He greeted his assistants: "Quickly find a few reusable shopping bags from the supermarket next door, and use them to pick up seagulls later."
"Ask for the biggest size!"
Before I finished speaking, I only heard a "crack", and something fell from mid-air to the ground.
"So fast?" Leonard raised his head in confusion.
The next second—
"Damn it!" He opened his eyes and mouth wide, and sighed sincerely: "I'm so stupid!"
"What are you still doing in a daze? Run!" After yelling, First Young Master Lei picked up the box next to the instrument, put it on his head, and ran away.
In the sky, an angry evolution seagull swooped down and grabbed a large piece of reef by the coast. The hard stone was as fragile as a cream cake under its claws.
"Europe!"
With a scream, it flew into the air amidst the mania brought about by the ultrasonic waves, throwing stones towards Leonard.
"Master, be careful!"
Amidst the assistant's exclamation, Leonard twisted his waist, jumped half a step to the side, and avoided the seagull's airdrop with an enchanting posture.
"Europe?"
— escaped?
The seagull narrowed its eyes menacingly, grabbed a bigger stone again, and aimed it in Leonard's direction.
— Then do it again!
Had it not been for the agreement during the Cataclysm, evolutionary species could not kill ordinary people casually, and would be sanctioned by the five strongest evolutionary species if they killed a person. Seagull would have already attacked this fool who played music at home.
Breaking into the bird's house, playing heavy metal and forcing the seagulls on the entire S5 beach to dance together, do you really think the bird has no temper?
Crackling, the stones in the sky were like raindrops, falling crazily with the frequency of ultrasonic waves, and the whole evolution seagull was bouncing high.
"I hide!"
"I'll hide again!"
Leonard relied on his agility and fearless spirit to escape from the Jedi again and again, but his heart was full of bitterness instead of excitement.
Lei Dasha took out his mobile phone from his pocket, and while avoiding the airdrop of the seagull, he told his good brother Gu Ersha about his hard work.
"Fuck, Gu Er, do you know that there is an evolutionary seagull chasing after Lao Tzu madly, and the rock it pinches in its claws is so-so big, and with a 'click', it tore apart the reef that is taller than Lao Tzu, tearing , Cracked! Easier than tearing paper!"
"Damn it scares me to death, blah blah blah blah blah!!!"
With a sound of "biu", the voice came out.
Leonard glanced at the phone from the corner of his eye.
The system automatically prompts——
"Gu Er has turned on friend verification. You are not his friend yet. Please send a friend verification request first. Only after the other party passes the verification can you chat."
Leonard: "..."
Oh day.
If you are so black by yourself, you have to persist even when you cry.
……
This is what Su Che saw when he crossed half of the S4 beach and followed the traces left by Gu Zheng to S5.
He looked at Leonard who was jumping up and down like a rabbit, and asked Gu Zheng, "Didn't I just chase you? Why..."
Gu Zheng put his index finger between his lips, beckoning him to take a closer look, and then replied, "PlanA—to bring disaster to the east."
Su Che: "..."
"By the way, the crow bosses are coming soon." He told Gu Zheng the news he had just received.
With that said, Su Che waved to the sky——
"Europe!"
The white dot that was one step ahead to announce the news fell from mid-air.
"Ooooo!" It turned its legs to the sky and danced fiercely.
"..."
Su Che released a little mental power to plug Bai Dian'er's ears.
The gray seagull's jumping legs stopped the X-shaped cross-step, and the wings stopped flapping.
It let out a weak, protracted "Oh—" and turned its head to hatefully look at Leonard who had caused all this.
This old bone almost broke here!
Seeing that Bai was calmed down a little, Gu Zheng held the seagull by its wing roots and put the seagull on his lap.
"I have an idea," he said, "PlanB."
"Ou?" Bai Dian'er raised her head, looked at Gu Zheng suspiciously, and then confirmed "Ou Ou".
"That's right," Gu Zheng encouraged, "You can do it!"
"..."
"Oh," Bai Dian'er lowered her head, thought for a moment, and when she raised her head again, she was full of confidence.
It stuffed its wings into Gu Zheng's hand, shook hands with him, and rushed to the sky without hesitation.
Su Che: "..."
"What are you doing?" He turned to look at Gu Zheng.
PlanA, PlanB, and PlanCDEFGHI?
Gu Zheng smiled mysteriously and pointed to the sky, "Look."
In the blue sky where the sea and the sky meet, as a gray seagull suddenly raised its height and uttered a loud cry, the situation changed abruptly.
Behind the crow boss, the black-backed seagull who was following and feeling the whistle froze suddenly. When he came back to his senses, he looked at his right-hand man, a bird that was not far from evolution.
"Ouou?" It was startled and uncertain.
——How did I hear your voice in S5 area?
A bad guess emerged in its mind.
……
Birds recognize each other by sound and appearance, but most of their living environments are complicated. Under the vast sky, in dense jungles, and on the endless sea, feathers sometimes confuse each other's cognition, so in comparison, their calls more important than looks.
It can be said that every seagull seems to be loaded with a voiceprint tester, which can easily identify dozens or hundreds of calls of the same kind with different severity and height.
Very practical.
However, when they faced Bai·ventriloquist·shameless·knowledgeable·a little bit, this precise identification technique became a burden instead.
On the beach, the evolutionary seagull that was desperately chasing Leonard turned around.
It can be seen that there are three symmetrical white feathers on the streamlined shoulders of this seagull, which look like three burning flames from a distance.
Therefore, the seagull on S5 Beach has a unique name - Erha.
Erha Seagull heard a sound that made him feel a little familiar, and he tried his best to regain his sobriety in the earth-shattering ultrasonic dance music. It searched in his mind... and found a familiar image.
He has a fit and smooth body, a cautious and suspicious personality, and a black feather on his back.
—Okay, it's you!
The white dot that provoked the dispute flashed in the air, and he retired.
It hurriedly passed the beach, made a turn, and met the big brother crow who came from S6.
"Ooo!"
After gesticulating, the teaching director, Crow, signaled that the excellent seagulls behind him were broken up into pieces and scattered beside the coastline that stretched for several kilometers, forming an encircling circle.
The black back of the seagull that fell behind it: "Oh???"
Caught off guard, it didn't have time to make any adjustments, and dozens of seagulls behind it crashed into S5 with itself.
Right on...
Terrible disco music and Erha Seagull's sharp eyes.
"Europe!"
——Say, did you attract this human being? !
"Europe!"
With a huge grievance on its back, it turned its head and stared angrily at the number one subordinate.
——Say, are you playing tricks!
The dog-legged gull who had been imitated by Bai Dian's exclusive voiceprint shook his head wildly, almost shaking the feathers from his neck.
"Europe!"
- Injustice!I'm not following you well.
Seagull Heibei and Seagull Erha are aware of the details, and they yell at it together.
--lie!
——Even the voice is exactly the same, who knows how many days you have been fooling around with that bird in the dark!
--traitor!
Su Che: "..."
Although the scene on the sea in the distance is not clear, but with his mental power, it is easy to detect the anger and huge mental fluctuations of the evolution seagull.
Su Che lowered his head, rubbed between his brows, and looked at Gu Zheng helplessly, "This is Plan B?"
"That's right." Gu Zheng smiled with the winning ticket in his hands: "Plan B—counter-indirect plan."
"What about Plan C?"
"It's already started," Gu Zheng pointed to the sky, then to himself, and said calmly, "Watch the fire from the other side."
"So PlanD is the crow boss waiting for work?"
Gu Zheng was pleasantly surprised, with a look of "my stupid deer is smart", proud of it.
Su Che: "..."
I'm just familiar with your brain circuits.
Does it feel good to bully seagulls because they don't understand the 36 tricks?
Lu Jinjiang's turbulent barrage replied instead of Manager Gu——
"Excellent!"
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