Archdruid Farming Online

The seagull governance competition will last for half a month. Therefore, after receiving the news from Bai Dianer that they will receive the pennant issued by the Environmental Protection Bureau in the S7 area the next day, Su Che decided to put his "Hair treatment" plan was postponed by one day.

"Go back and tell everyone that I have a camera here to take pictures. It is not convenient to cross two beaches to attend your awards ceremony. I will celebrate it for you alone later!"

Su Che gestured to the white dot in the sky, and decided to turn around and cut a small red flower for all the birds who had won the pennant and plug them in.

He simulated the color scheme in his mind.

White with red is pretty; black with red is even more pretty.

perfect!

"Europe--"

Bai Dianer flapped his wings and saw the same kind hanging on the palm trees not far away, drawing an elegant arc and disappearing at the end of the sea level.

Suddenly there was a scolding sound under the palm tree.

The seagulls hung upside down as air-dried chickens fluttered their wings and called "O, O, O, O O, O O O O", occasionally accompanied by the clacking of palm leaves.

They walk the streets and alleys, and those who are close to ink are black, so what they learn is naturally not a good thing.

Listening to Su Che's ears, there is a piece of——

"Mouth, mouth, mouth..."

All the female broodbirds in Baidianer were greeted kindly N times, even their mates in which egg they didn’t know were spared.

Su Che: "..."

He was a little upset.

Gu Zheng has always been the most loyal guardian of his lover. As soon as he saw the slight change of expression on Su Che's face, he immediately strode forward and took out a rope from his pocket that was similar to the rope that binds a bird's leg, but was thinner and more resilient. The rubber rope neatly tied up the mouths of all the seagulls on the tree.

Seagull: "..."

"Uh-uh-uh..."

They struggled violently, trying to get rid of this human's clutches.

Gu Zheng raised his head slightly, glanced at it, and raised the corner of his lips indifferently.

"Keep screaming?" He said to the seagull, "No one will come to rescue you if you break your throat!"

Seagull: "..."

This tone... so familiar.

They turned their heads sluggishly, deeply doubting whether they got the wrong script with the human in front of them.

What about the cold-blooded ruthless demon gull and the weak and helpless little pitiful people?The plot shouldn't be played like this!

The audience felt that the plot should be played like this.

They laughed and left messages in the live broadcast room——

"Cool! So cool!"

"As a native of Haining City, I can record and save this scene, laughing for three days and three nights."

"Don't say that you are too cruel to seagulls. I don't want to talk about the bad deeds of the gull bullies in Haining City, such as nagging people, robbing, scaring little girls, scratching the faces of passers-by, polluting the environment, littering...so bad Save. Facts have proved that it’s not that we don’t report, the time has not yet come, and the evil gull will have its own evil people.”

"Looking at the flustered eyes and trembling bodies of the gull bullies, Manager Gu, the cold-blooded and ruthless devil, has got the script right!"

"Hhh, cold-blooded and ruthless big devil x weak and helpless little pitiful? I'm addicted to CP!"

After a burst of emotional discussion, the audience looked at the seagulls tied up in different poses on the tree, and gave Gu Zheng a new nickname——

"Broker Gu, an SM enthusiast who carries a variety of ropes with him!"

Gu Linan who has been watching the screen: "..."

Before Gu Er Shao could react, the next moment, countless "yoooooooooo~" appeared on the computer screen in front of him, and even the live broadcast was almost blocked.

Gu Linan hurriedly closed the barrage, and found that grandma was looking at grandpa with a smile. He touched grandpa's face, looked at the lover who tied up the seagulls for himself, pressed him on the tree, bent down, and then ...

mosaic.

mosaic.

Or mosaic.

Layers of mosaics blocked the audience's sight, but they couldn't cover their raging brains.

Looking at the comment area that has become a large-scale drag racing scene, Gu Er Shao buried himself in the soft bed with a "slap".

The cold dog food... slapped randomly on the face again.

……

"The audience will be scared." Gu Zheng whispered in Su Che's ear.

His back rubbed against the rough tree trunk, and as soon as he raised his eyes, he could see through the chaotic tree shadows, the golden sunlight outlined the beautiful lines of Su Che's side face, and a group of dumbfounded birds hanging upside down above his head .

The seagulls who were still struggling just now saw the big devil being pressed on the tree and kissed casually. They showed awe, admiration, and incredible eyes to the warrior who defeated the big devil, as if they were choked by fate.

"Never mind them," Su Che kissed Gu Zheng without distraction, his lips pressed together, and his breath blended.

He reluctantly ended a one-minute deep kiss, wiped his mouth, as if nothing had happened, "Sooner or later you have to get used to it."

"What's more, isn't the harmonious function of Green Jinjiang just to serve this kind of involuntary emotion?"

The audience just heard the irresponsible words of the anchor after appreciating the mosaic.

them--

"No, I don't want to get used to it. [Indifference and rejection.jpg]"

"Lost, sad, and sad, brother Su Che beat other pigs in front of me!"

"Green Jinjiang Harmony Function: You can't help it, have you asked me for my opinion???"

Although a large barrage of bullet screens was posted every minute, the views of the audience have no effect on Su Che, regardless of the original purpose of the design of the Green Jinjiang Harmony System. From the moment Su Che opened his mouth, it could only serve for the involuntary.

Satisfied, Su Che withdrew, patted Gu Zheng's messy collar, took out a hemp rope from his pocket with a piece of rope exposed, and wrapped it around his wrist.

"Be prepared," he said.

Audiences:"……"

They refuse to think about the profound question of who is the person who loves SM.

……

The first day of sea fishing was over, and Su Che gained a lot.

He untied a dozen seagulls that had been blown by the sea wind for a day from the tree, and carried them to the exit of the beach.

Coincidentally, Leonard from S5 and the mat youth from S6 also left the beach from here.

They looked at each other and turned to Su Che.

"Tch," the young man on the mat couldn't hold it back first, pointing at the drooping wind-dried gull in his hand and said with a smile: "Could this be the result of your hard work all day?"

Su Che ignored him.

He handed the dry gull to Gu Zheng's hand, took out the ID cards of the contestants and swiped open the gate, and was about to turn around and leave when suddenly——

The young man on the mat stretched out his hand, snatched the seagull from Gu Zheng's hand with some impoliteness, picked it up and looked at it.

He said: "If you want to rely on your ability to catch birds to win the competition, then you should save it. In fact, I think you might as well practice picking up trash during these few days. The effect may be better."

"To be honest," he looked at Su Che's expression, and said maliciously, "I think you are quite talented in picking up trash."

Su Che: "..."

Before he could speak, Gu Zheng suddenly stretched out his hand and pulled the rope that bound the seagull's mouth.

These ropes are all tied with slipknots, which seem to be difficult to break free, but as long as the end of the rope is pulled, it is easy to unravel and fall to the side.

The young man on the mat was talking happily when he suddenly felt something was wrong.

Behind...it seems a little cold.

He lowered his head and met a pair of vengeful eyes.

Seagull: "Gull!"

Hearing a sharp long cry, the air-dry gull, who played the role of the New Year's goods for a whole day, put in the last effort of today, struggling to the death, leaped up with the flap of wings, and slammed his sharp mouth at the young man on the mat. arm.

Leonard: "Be careful!"

In the nick of time, probably because the desire to survive in his body erupted, the young man tore off the mat above his head to block the sudden attack of the seagulls.

Hearing the crisp impact and seeing the heavy scratches left on the mat, the young man felt a gust of cool wind brushing past him, and cold sweat broke out in an instant.

"hiss……"

Seeing clearly which part the seagull originally planned to attack, he gasped, feeling that today's act of exchanging disposable raincoats and staff for mats was the most correct decision in his life, not one of them.

Thanks to the mahjong mat, thanks to the mahjong mat, it maintains the most important thing for a man - chastity.

"This might be a leap of faith." Looking at the seagulls flopping around, Su Che whispered to Gu Zheng.

Gu Zheng: "..."

This is probably the worst time Leap of Faith has been hacked.

……

"Hahaha, it's what you deserve for telling this barbarian to find out for himself!" Inside the hotel, Gu Linan leaned on the sofa and laughed wildly.

He crossed his legs and asked Su Che: "Grandma, do you know what the audience is doing in the barrage?"

"what?"

"Bow your head, brother, your pants are ripped!"

Although the mat young man blocked the sharp beak of a seagull in time, he couldn't prevent a dozen or so scheming gulls.

In particular, this group of seagulls was hung upside down for a day, out of desire for revenge.They have always bullied the weak and feared the strong, and did not dare to take action against Su Che and Gu Zheng, so as soon as they were replaced...

"Shoot."

The young man's trousers were pulled by the claws of a certain seagull, and they were split into two pieces without any resistance, revealing——

"Hahaha what the hell is flowery underwear? I thought no one had such taste except the former director Huang!"

"Maybe the villains in the world share a set of straight male aesthetics."

It's shameful enough to blow up your shirt under the eyes of everyone, and what's even more shameful is that Gu Zheng took a look at the young man on the mat and said calmly, "Knowing how to catch birds is better than being caught by birds."

"..."

"Who are you talking about?!" The young man realized his meaning and said angrily.

Who would have thought that this taciturn and bullying-looking assistant would actually hide this side?

"It's whoever you say it is." Gu Zheng didn't bother to continue talking with him, and took the seagull to leave.

"..."

"Wait," the young man stood there for a few seconds, and suddenly thought of something, he pointed to Su Che and said, "What's so good about taming birds? If we have the ability, who can win this seagull management competition?"

"What if you lose?" Su Che asked.

"How is it possible?" The young man was inexplicably confident. Faced with Su Che's question, he patted his chest: "If I really lose, I will kneel down and call you Dad!"

"..."

Thinking of the oath he made earlier, Leonard's eyes sank.

Before the young man could react, he pressed his head down quickly and firmly, displaying the skill of fighting with Gu Er back then, and pressed the young man on the mat into the sand.

After doing all this, Leonard clapped his hands.

"Take advantage of me? No way!"

You are called Dad, I am called Grandpa, isn't it just because I am a generation lower than you? !

snort!