Archdruid Farming Online

"Baiwei Beach is divided into seven areas," the staff said: "From S1 to S7, each has an evolved seagull as the leader."

"Everyone will be assigned to beaches S1 to S6 later, and each area will be managed separately. Whoever cleans up the garbage on the beach first will win the final victory."

"Wait," the young man who was covered in bird droppings raised his hand on the mat and asked, "Isn't there a total of seven evolved seagulls? There is also a beach?"

"S7's evolutionary seagull disappeared suddenly a few months ago," the staff said, "We guessed that something happened to it, so the beach was temporarily closed."

The mat youth frowned and muttered, not to be outdone, and asked, "Then the number of seagulls on each beach is different, how do you ensure fairness?"

The staff looked calm and took out a pair of number cards for the lottery.

"By luck."

Mat youth: "..."

"Ou, Ou."

The missing seagull soared leisurely in the sky, seeing the seven number plates in the hands of the staff clearly, and when he messed up the order and let the players draw by themselves, he called out to Su Che.

——The third one, S6 Beach, is connected to my site!

- choose it choose it!

Su Che nodded and reached out to touch the cards, but was stopped by two other hands halfway.

"I want this one!" Leonard and the young man on the mat looked at each other, trying to kill each other with their eyes.

Without fear, the young man snatched the number plate from his hand with quick eyesight and quick hands.

"S6." He turned over the cards.

Leonard had no choice but to hold his breath, and casually took the one next to him.

"S5."

Su Che glanced at the white dot in the sky, and took away the bottom number plate.

"S4."

"What a coincidence."

Leonard glanced at Gu Zheng with provocation in his eyes, "Neighbor."

Su Che: "Unfortunately."

All of Leonard's performances were seen by him, and Su Che's first reaction was that this scheming bitch who was watching Gu Zheng with fiery eyes was still determined, and wanted to take advantage of the opportunity of the competition Set out Ah Zheng's height, appearance, ID number, jj and size.

Su Che: "Oh."

Think beautifully.

After getting the area distribution map of the entire beach, he said to Gu Zheng, "Let's go."

"it is good."

The other contestants brought more than a dozen assistants, those who carried the equipment carried the equipment, and those who took the materials took the materials. The division of labor was orderly, while Gu Zheng and Su Che were relaxed and walked along the beach to their destination.

"Where's the crow?" Gu Zheng asked.

"Nearby, a large flock of crows parked near the hotel was too conspicuous, for fear of scaring people, I arranged for them to go to a place where they can glow and heat."

……

S7 beach.

With a "snap", the crow boss picked up a plastic bottle and threw it into the garbage bag.

It, together with the other three crows, held up a large bag full of it, and with one claw, dropped it into the truck compartment not far away.

"Director," the staff member of the Environmental Protection Bureau who had contacted Su Che before and invited him to participate in the Seagull Management Competition sat in the truck and excitedly reported over the phone: "The rubbish on the S7 beach has basically been cleaned up."

Under the sun, the white and fine sand shone with a pearly luster, and it seemed that even the sea water not far away had become much clearer.

"Those seagulls didn't drop litter on the seashore anymore?"

"No."

Hundreds of seagulls on S7 beach were beaten by seagulls on other beaches after the boss disappeared, some escaped, and a group of female seagulls were abducted during the breeding season, and the remaining hundreds were guarding the garbage mountain , waiting for the return of the boss, they are loyal and determined, and finally they waited...

A black fake seagull with crow feathers? ? ?

"Europe!"

Bai Dian'er has been working in Qingshan Village for more than a month, and has become a habit of supervising the transformation of other birds, which is quite a bit of Stockholm syndrome.

If it suddenly does not reform through labor, it is still a little unaccustomed.

As soon as he returned to his own territory, the gray-black seagull immediately flaunted its feathers, showing off its power, and used the advanced experience he had learned outside to train his younger brother.

"Europe!"

——Garbage should be properly sorted!

"Ooo!"

——How can you grow kelp and shells if you don’t clean up the plastic bags on the beach? ?

"Ooooo!"

——If you can’t even do this job well, do you still want to become a group of successful seafood farming gulls? ? ?

Brothers: "..."

But seafood farming is not our ambition, is it?The frightening South China Sea Robbery Gull is the one!

It's not that there are no seagulls who wanted to resist the brainwashed white spots, but they were all knocked down by the crows brought by the crow boss from Qingshan Village. They violently picked up a lot of feathers, clapped their bald wings, and continued to pick them up. Rubbish.

Compared with crows with a strong body and a wingspan of 1.5 meters, the ferocious seagulls are a group of weak chickens.

The staff of the Environmental Protection Bureau in the big truck had a phone call with Su Che about this situation, and Su Che told him affirmatively: "This group of seagulls who have gone astray have deeply realized their mistakes, and decided to change their minds and become birds again. The Harmonious and Beautiful Central Continent has contributed its part, and I hope you can give it a chance to serve the people."

"So..." The clerk considered how to tactfully raise a little wish of the seagulls to the director.

"A pennant, right?" The director of the Environmental Protection Bureau on the opposite side said steadily, "I haven't forgotten, I'll order it right away."

"What is the slogan on the pennant? How about 'You are environmentally friendly, I am environmentally friendly, and Zhongzhou will be better'?"

"I didn't highlight the contribution of the seagull." The young man looked at the boss crow who was standing next to him and shaking his head.

"Then...'Environmental Protection Gull Ba, Harmonious Central Continent'?"

"Gah!" The crow boss next to him flapped his wings in dissatisfaction, pointing at himself.

The staff pointed the camera of the video call at the crow, allowing the director to see the dissatisfaction of this evolved animal.

"..."

The director didn't come from propaganda work either. He thought about it and suggested, "Why don't we just make two pennants, one with the previous slogan written on it, and the other specially awarded to Mr. Crow?"

"Hmm..." He tried to figure out the crow's psychology, and he didn't hesitate to use the materials: "Just use red woolen cloth, inlaid with a gold border, and in bold and bold font, it says 'Soul Project, Reshape Ousheng--a gift for outstanding students in Haining City. Teacher Comrade Crow.'”

"..."

Ever since Boss Crow received the pennant from the Qingshan City Police Department, he has a special obsession with collecting the pennant.Its eyes lit up, and it flew out like a black lightning. After a while, it flew back vigorously, catching a seagull picking up garbage in its claws.

With a "snap", before the bewildered seagull could react, it was thrown into the car by the boss of the crow, and then its face was slapped aside by its wings, and the feathers were all crooked. The boss of the crow is as tall and mighty as a gang Coldly pointing the tip of the wing to the ground——

"Gah."

Thanks to the good habits he had cultivated in the past few days, the little seagull flew down with a bang, picked up the plastic bottle on the ground, and threw it into a garbage bag.

Skillful movements, without hesitation, have formed a conditioned reflex.

Crow Boss: "Quack!"

It has a proud face, and the two employees of the Environmental Protection Bureau can understand the bird language. This is Mr. Crow's practical actions to express that he will educate these gull bully well, let them know what it means to "be an honest bird and do environmental protection" ".

Two people: "..."

"Very good, keep it up."

Violent teacher, if you don't accept it, you will beat it. The gull fighters have been showing off their power for so many years, and it's time to learn how to be a bird with a kitchen knife hanging on their head.

It's just... how an old teacher who is keen on corporal punishment is worth doing in secret.

……

"So, I originally wanted to choose a place closer to the S7 area, so that the crows could fly over directly." Su Che said.

"Then now?" Gu Zheng glanced at the "S4" in Su Che's hand.

"There's no other way," Su Che spread his hands and stuffed the sign into his pocket: "This is the end, we can only let the crows fight all the way."

As for the pierced S5 and S6...

Who cares?

"It's just their bad luck."

With that said, the two had already walked to the S4 area.

The place where the players gathered before seemed to have been cleaned up by the organizing committee in advance. There were piles of rubbish around the sign that said "Baiwei Beach S4". Su Che kicked and buried the sign Staring at the blackened sand below, he frowned and said, "Sure enough."

"Snapped."

Just as he was talking, two seagulls flew over, holding a doll played by a little girl in their mouths, and they snatched it from no one knew where.

They pecked out both eyes of the doll, "Ouou" screamed, and threw the broken doll on the ground arrogantly.

——It just happened to land at Su Che's feet.

Su Che: "..."

He glanced at the doll, then at the seagull, and took out a prepared wallet from his pocket.

The wind blew, "cracking" the banknotes in the wallet, attracting the attention of the seagulls.

The eyes of the two seagulls passing by lit up with a fierce light.

"Europe!"

They both swooped down, revealing their sharp claws and beaks.

At the same moment, a gray seagull hovering at a higher place covered its eyes with its wings, unable to bear to see the next scene.

It simply turned in a different direction, aiming its butt at the two of its kind.

Bai Dianer: "Ou."

——Rookie.

——You are going to die!

——I don’t know if my boss has a set of fishing law enforcement? !

……

Since the first Seagull Governance Competition was sponsored by Lu Jinjiang, the cameras used for the live broadcast had naturally been sent to the contestants along with the entry materials.

The chief director sent by Lu Jinjiang sat in front of the monitor, watching the live broadcast from the six small screens.

"Su Che's sense of camera is the best," he said, "After all, he is the one who has practiced in "Metamorphosis" for more than two months."

The data of each live broadcast room is refreshed in real time on the screen at the side, and it can be seen that Su Che's viewers and comments are far more than other contestants.

This is not surprising, because Su Che's live broadcast room number has not changed, and there is an audience base accumulated before.

"But I'm afraid other people will gradually catch up after a while?" A program assistant said: "After all, Su Che keeps repeating the same thing, it's a bit boring after a long time."

The director enlarged the screen on Su Che's side, covering the entire screen.

"uncertain."

He said, "Look."

I saw Su Che holding a wallet in one hand and a drooping bird in the other. He plucked a layer of warm and fluffy feathers from the seagull's neck, chest, and back, and stuffed them into the small pocket in Gu Zheng's hand. Then he took out a note from his wallet and stuffed it under the seagull's wing.

"Nutrition fee."

Pay with one hand, deliver with one hand, very harmonious.

Seagull: "..."

It screamed weakly, pitifully and helplessly, picked up its selling money, rolled over from Su Che's lap, and was about to run away, but before it could spread its wings, someone pinched its key parts .

"Europe!"

The seagull screamed, flapped its legs weakly, and was carried by Gu Zheng to the palm tree some distance away from the beach by pinching the base of its wings.

Gu Zheng took out a hemp rope, tied two claws, and hung the seagull upside down among the dense palm leaves.

"Ooo!"

The new seagull struggled for a while, causing the leaves above its head to rattle. It found that it was not only its own bird tied to the tree, but a dozen of them. They seemed to have given up resistance. Holding a piece of selling money, looking up at the nearby green leaves and the distant sky like a rag doll.

At first glance, those who didn't know it thought it was a large-scale New Year's goods exhibition.

Gu Zheng finished tying the bird, clapped his hands, and walked back to Su Che.

Su Che was weighing the feather in his hand, he looked into the bag, then glanced at Gu Zheng, nodded and said, "One sleeve is enough."

"Keep working hard," Gu Zheng said.

"I suddenly had an idea."

"what?"

"Two couple shirts are too few. When I meet your family for the first time, I have to prepare a coat of seagull fleece for each of them."

"what do you think?"

"..."

When Gu Ershao in the seaside resort hotel saw his grandma thinking about him like this, he was moved to tears, and immediately a string of deep-water torpedoes hit him.

"'My dad's surname is Gu and I'm rich' threw ten deep-water torpedoes at 'anchor Su Che'."

"My father's surname is Gu and I'm rich: I don't think there's anything wrong with it! The down jacket needs to be more fashionable, and I want to show that big fool Leon!"

His speech was quickly submerged in another colorful barrage.

The audience didn't pay much attention to the down jacket, they paid attention to the group of seagulls who lost their lives in the tree.

audience--

"It's miserable, it's really miserable, it seems to have come to the scene of a large-scale anti-pornography at the end of the year."

"The seagull that stumbled was hung on a tree after being hanged by Manager Gu."

"Wait, why is this upside-down posture so...emmmm..."

"What does Broker Gu want to express???"

"Gu Zhenggong: You little chickens!"

"The solution is upstairs."

"Why not air-dried chicken 2333."

On the screen, Su Che was humming a song, carrying a pocket and wallet full of down, and changed places with Gu Zheng.

Jiang Taigong used straight hooks for fishing, but he used money to catch seagulls without hooks.

This large-scale sea fishing activity may continue for a long time before the crows receive the news of the white point flying over, or the whole thing is noticed by the evolutionary seagulls in this area.

……

The picture on the screen is still going on.

"Does it feel good?" the chief director asked.

"Cool."

- very cool.

"Now, do you still think that Su Che's live broadcast room is inferior to other people's?"

The program assistant beside him: "..."

The song Su Che was humming was still echoing in their ears——

"Seagull, seagull our friend, you are our good friend..."

Assistant: "No, no, absolutely not."

He looked at the screen, and couldn't help but want to rant with the audience in the live broadcast room——

"Large friendship scene 2333."

"Ouba: Take away your stinky money! Take it away! This little money can't buy my clean body and pure friendship!"

"Seagull, an economic animal, is suitable as a good friend. It is repeatedly plucked, and after being ravaged, it is made into air-dried chicken and small cured chicken. The flavor is unique and unforgettable."

"What kind of earth-shattering devil friendship is this hhhh!"

……

"So, it's obviously just a magical live broadcast of bird fishing, why can I watch it over and over for hours without getting tired of it?"

The assistant saw a message posted under the live broadcast room that received many likes.

With the same doubt, he conveyed this question to the chief director.

"Why..." The director, who has been immersed in variety shows for many years, thought about it and asked, "Have you heard of the Green Jinjiang Farming Channel?"

"what?"

Seeing the assistant's puzzled expression, the chief director patted him on the shoulder: "It's fine if you haven't heard of it, it's a very rare talent, and you can't envy it."

assistant:"……"