Archdruid Farming Online

It's a good piece of skin, if you say no, you don't want it.

It happened so suddenly that Su Che was stunned for a moment.

Now he really wants to post a post on the Fan Jinjiang Forum——

help!What should I do if the rural brother who just recognized him two days ago suddenly peeled off his skin in front of the whole family?urgent!

Looking over the expressions of Bai Han and Su Jiming, Su Che found that the two of them didn't seem surprised by Su Jun's current appearance, and their faces were more embarrassed by the lie being exposed and troubled by not knowing how to clean up the mess.

So he understood.

——Emotional these two are accomplices.

"Hey," the calf was lightly touched, Su Che lowered his head and saw the apple tree poking him with its own branches: "Do you seem scared?"

"That's right," it said selfishly, "That human looks like a human, but it turns out to be scum when you smoke it, tsk."

Su Che didn't know whether he should complain about the apple tree because everyone looked like a human being, or whether he should complain about it not using the word "dregs" to describe Su Jun.

Those who didn't know thought they were talking about biscuits.

"Actually, I'm not afraid." After a moment of silence, Su Che told the truth.

The main reason is that I don't know how to laugh, and I still hold back my smile now and then go back and laugh again.

The apple tree didn't quite believe Su Che's words, it shook the branch with a string of green leaves, and said tolerantly: "Oh, you humans are so used to saying things that don't mean what you mean."

"Forget it, for the sake of helping me find the house, I will lend you the trunk of the tree."

"..."

Su Che looked back at the trunk of the apple tree, which was not as thick as his wrist, and said cautiously, "Thank you, no need."

It's not that Su Che thinks too much, he's afraid that if he exerts force--

"Crack."

Others rely on the tree to enjoy the shade, but he relies on the tree because he thinks the tree does not cool fast enough.

The apple tree is quite self-respecting. Hearing what Su Che said, it waved its branches unhappily several times, and asked, "What, why don't you rely on your forehead? Do you seem to look down on your forehead?"

"No, no," Su Che was afraid that it would insist on relying on him, so he looked around, pulled Gu Zheng who had just walked over, and said frankly, "Prince, I have a family, so I can't just rely on other people." tree."

"Oh," the apple tree was relieved. It shook the canopy, and the leaves on top of its head rattled, "I said it earlier, it's not the kind of casually intervening in other people's feelings, giving people a cuckold and dropping the tree."

Su Che: "..."

On the one hand, he wanted to translate this sentence to Su Jiming, Bai Han, and Su Jun's family not far away, so that they could see the excellent integrity of evolutionary plants in the new era, on the other hand...

Touching the crown of the apple tree, Su Che said, "I never thought that you, a hermaphrodite and self-sufficient plant, would know so much..."

"Where is that?" Apple Tree proudly accepted the compliment, "It's all thanks to your human teaching!"

Su Che: "..."

He was a little speechless.

"How about over there?" Su Che asked Gu Zheng,

He looked at Su Jun who had already run to the car with his face covered, the door was slammed shut, Bai Han was standing at the side comforting Su Jun, while beside them, Su Jiming frowned, looking displeased .

"How are they going to explain what happened just now?"

"What else can I do?" Gu Zheng followed Su Che's gaze and a smile appeared in his eyes.

He said lightly: "Purchase public relations, find the navy, and issue a draft, and find a way to cover up this lie with an even bigger lie."

"But it's useless," Gu Zheng shook his phone, which displayed the chat interface between him and his great-nephew, "If you want others to know, you have to do nothing. You don't want to bear the consequences if you do something bad? Dreaming!"

On the phone screen, Gu Linan swiped a long list of emoticons, very excited——

"What? Grandpa, you tore up that Su Jun who bullied my grandma?!"

"Well done!"

"Don't worry, you can tear even a living person, so what if I tear up a few sailors for grandma!"

Obviously, the major navy studios that once trembled under Wang Wei's name will tremble again in the near future, unless they put Bai Han's family of three into the blacklist of refusal to communicate permanently.

"Then do it."

Su Che didn't feel sympathetic to these three self-inflicted people, he raised his head, glanced at Gu Zheng who was serious about venting his anger for himself, suddenly smiled, relaxed his body, and leaned on his chest.

"What's wrong?" Gu Zheng subconsciously grabbed Su Che's shoulder.

Su Che blinked and looked down at the apple seedling: "Did you see it?"

"What?"

"I have someone to rely on, I don't need your trunk."

Apple Tree: "..."

Gu Zheng seemed to understand what Su Che was saying to the apple tree. Based on the principle of not having one more rival in love, and destroying them all in the bud, he stretched out his hand, grabbed the branch of the apple tree, and shook it up and down.

"Why?" Apple Tree raised its vigilance.

Gu Zheng smiled: "Thank you for taking care of Su Che. By the way, I am the only one in this world who can rely on him. Next time you will be so active..."

He didn't say anything else, just glanced at the small body of the apple tree: "I'm not bragging, like you, I used to kill a hundred of them one by one, and chopped them all up for firewood."

Apple Tree: "..."

Su Che didn't pay attention, and heard it talking to itself——

"It's great to have a boyfriend? Uh, I can pollinate myself. What did you say?"

Su Che: "..."

Taking a self-suffering underage plant as a rival in love, Gu Zheng's jealousy is also very outrageous.

But Su Che likes him like this.

He tugged on Gu Zheng's sleeve, "Low your head."

"What?"

"Stamp it."

Anyway, there are apple tree leaves covering it now, and it is not covered.

Apple Tree: "..."

It shook the leaves angrily.

Kiss, kiss, no matter how much you kiss, you will not be able to pollinate and bear fruit, hum!

……

"Prince, I'm leaving first, and I'll see you again in a few days."

Gu Zheng's guess was right. After a while, Su Jun and Bai Han went home first, and it seemed that they were going to hire a few more sailors to help him clean up his crimes.

But the fruit trees in the field had to be planted as soon as possible, so Su Jiming and Su Che stayed.

Su Che was busy all afternoon. With the help of workers, he planted hundreds of fruit seedlings, and then trimmed them into shape with Professor Miao.

Looking at the lush young saplings, he felt a sense of accomplishment in his heart.

"Why don't you give your forehead a haircut like theirs?" The evolutionary apple tree was quite envious of the ordinary tree next to it.

Su Che thought that they were like that for the purpose of fruiting more, if you cut it like this, your family members (or trees) would come to me desperately.

He just smiled and said nothing.

"Prince, you can stay here at ease. I will send you a lost and found item when I get back, and take you home as soon as possible."

Not long after planting the apple tree, Su Che reported to the Chuhua City Police Station, who said they would send someone to check it out. By the way, Su Che was asked to write a lost and found report after returning and post it on several big life forums in Zhongzhou.

"Come on, let's take a picture."

With a "click", Su Che took a photo of the apple tree and touched its leaves: "Next time I will bring Jin Kela to see you."

"There is no rush for Jin Kela," Apple Tree said sadly, "Just write the lost and found quickly, otherwise if the amount is not controlled well, it will be miserable to bloom here."

"..."

Looking around at a large area of ​​the same apple trees, Su Che considered the consequences of other people's apples blooming in his own field.

He finally realized the seriousness of the problem——

Just a few flowers are enough, in case apples are born unfortunately... And I don't know if the pollen is my own or the apple trees around me...

Su Che's heart trembled, and he solemnly promised: "I will do it as soon as possible!"

otherwise……

Otherwise you're just a bagging apple tree.

……

With guilt towards the apple tree, Su Che and Gu Zheng tried their best to post lost and found items on the Internet as soon as they got home, and even ate dinner in the bedroom.

At noon the next day, after drinking a tube of nutrient solution and watering the ivy next to the villa with a watering can, Su Che discovered——

"Hey, why didn't Su Jun show up all morning?"

The sycamore tree next to it rattled and shook its leaves, indicating that the curtains in Su Jun's bedroom had been drawn all the time, and it didn't know.

It seemed that he had made up his mind to keep a low profile, and Su Jun didn't appear in front of Su Che until dinner time.

At the dinner table, Bai Han explained in embarrassment: "Junjun... is still in the hospital."

"The artificial skin on his body is for medical use. In order to take care of the child's self-esteem, we didn't tell the public about his condition. We never thought that such a thing would happen... Xiao Che, don't think too much about it."

"Don't worry." Su Che put down the tablet and said calmly, "I won't think too much about it."

The expression on Bai Han's face softened for a moment.

Then she heard Su Che say: "After all, the audience in Lujinjiang thinks more than I do."

Bai Han: "..."

She hates that her eyesight is so good, she can see the headlines of hot posts on the tablet just by looking down casually——

"shock!The guests on the show peeled off on the spot, is the deformation meter falsified? "

"Fake Liaozhai or Real Painted Skin?Where is the bottom line of reality TV? "

"Discussion on Several Possibilities of Bastards Pretending to Be Adopted Sons"

……

Even though he had already tasted the taste of failure during the day, and knew that once Su Jun's skin was peeled off, he would never be able to get back, but Bai Han still couldn't hold back when he saw the post, and almost bent the silver spoon in his hand.

To round things up, what is said in these posts is the truth.

She took a deep breath, secretly hating——

Damn Su Che!Damn apple trees!Damn the audience!Damn Green Jinjiang!

For the current plan, there seems to be no other better way than gritting your teeth and refusing to admit it.

After all, even if all the netizens are reincarnated detectives, can they still force others to take a paternity test?

……

"Tuk Tuk Tuk."

Su Jun's door was knocked three times.

"Don't pay attention to me." He said with resentment: "Anyway, Su Che has broadcast all the previous events live, and now I am the laughing stock of the whole Central Continent!"

"Don't think about it too much, there is no such thing."

"Heh." Su Jun sat in front of the computer, watching the screen discussing his own posts.

Suspicions such as illegitimate children are not uncommon, and some people have nicknamed him - "Local Painted Pi".

The scene of being ripped off half of Gu Zheng's face in public on the farm was even made into a short video of "turning white in a second", which spread in the ghost and animal sections of various forums at a speed comparable to an epidemic virus.

Su Jun had been jealous of Su Che a long time ago, and felt that he was inferior to him in everything, so why should he live better than himself, even if he was thrown into a third-rate program like "Metamorphosis", he would still be popular.

Now he is also popular, becoming popular overnight in the meme circle of Central Continent, but the price...is completely unimaginable.

Su Jun remembered what happened a few months ago——

He felt annoyed that he could not live in Su's house even though he was his father's child, and begged his mother to take him to the villa for a night. As a result, Su Che, who was supposed to live in the school, came back early the next day...

In a panic, he pushed Su Che down the stairs from behind while Su Che was turning around.

As a result, Su Che stayed in the hospital for half a month, but he still woke up.

All of this now may be the retribution of that incident at the beginning.

Outside the door, seeing that Su Jun insisted not to open the door, Bai Han said in a good voice, "Junjun, it's nothing, it's just a show, and it won't be long before the audience forgets about it."

"When this incident is over, you will still be the adopted son of the Su family, which is written in the household registration booklet. If you have a share of such a large property of the Su Group, what will the audience's gossip affect?"

"You remember what your mother said, you win until the end."

"..."

I don't know which sentence touched Su Jun, he opened the door a crack, and said to Bai Han: "I see, you go back."

"As long as you can think about it," Bai Han softened when he saw that he was willing to listen to her.

She said: "Didn't you always want Lvjinjiang's game cabin? I asked your father to buy it, and it will be delivered early tomorrow morning. Don't go out these days, play games at home and relax."

"By the way, don't forget what I told you before."

Su Jun thought of the fact that Bai Han wanted to release Director Huang from the Qingshan City Police Station on bail, and felt agitated for a moment, so he answered yes indiscriminately.

The author has something to say: Apple is a hermaphroditic plant, which can cross-pollinate itself, but generally cannot self-pollinate.