Archdruid Farming Online

The apple tree is a very hardcore apple tree.

Hit as you say, unequivocally.

Its branches were swaying, crackling and twitching, which stunned all the onlookers.

After reacting, Bai Han screamed, pushed Su Jiming away and wanted to rush into the ground, regardless of the high heels he was wearing.

"Wait, wait." Su Jiming grabbed her and said, "Don't be impulsive, this is an evolutionary plant."

The most urgent task is to understand why this evolutionary apple tree appeared in the express delivery of the Su family farm. After all, smuggling evolutionary plants is illegal and a felony.

Su Jiming frowned, and in a flash, seven or eight competitors who wanted to bring down the Su Group appeared in his mind, and he checked one by one who caused this incident.

But... They don't seem like people with such a great ability, do they?

Su Jiming held Bai Han back, but Su Jun in the open space was still being beaten by the apple tree.

The thin branches pierced the air and made a "swish" sound, and just listening to it made my face ache.

Su Che let go of his mental power, and heard it pumping and asked in shock: "Is this Ada? Where's the forehead house? Where's the forehead drop of nutrient soil? Where's the mineral water? Where's the custom-made fertilizer?"

"And... what about Erda?"

Gu Zheng lived in various parts of Central Continent in his early years, so he understands the dialects of most areas. Su Che taught him the words of the apple tree. After listening to the translation, the two of them had dark lines on their faces.

The apple tree of love wakes up and finds itself poor and empty, and even lost its father.

Not only that, but it also spanned hundreds of kilometers, from north to south, and was trafficked from Yunjin City to Chuhua City.

——Wait a minute, listening to this dialect, maybe Yunjin City is just a transit point, and this accent sounds like the area in the northwest.

……

"WTF?!"

Of course, the apple tree who had left his hometown was miserable, but in the current scene, the worst was Su Jun who was beaten indiscriminately by him.

He loosened his grip on the apple tree and wanted to throw the fruit seedlings out, but the first person he saw when the apple tree woke up was Su Jun, so he just didn't let him go.

The rhizomes swelled up and wrapped tightly around Su Jun's legs, and the branches with leaves were like whips, lashing across his face and body, whipping Su Jun's T-shirt into strips.

"Tsk."

Gu Zheng suddenly stretched out his hand to cover Su Che's eyes.

"what happened?"

"Don't look, it hurts your eyes."

"Okay," Su Che turned his head obediently, with only Gu Zheng in his eyes.

Don't let me watch, listen to the head office, right?

He blinked, and taught Gu Zheng the long string of words that the apple tree spoke endlessly.

"The thief kept talking... what does this mean?"

"..."

Before he finished speaking, his mouth was also covered by Gu Zheng.

Gu Zheng frowned, a little dissatisfied: "Don't learn this, it's not a good thing, it's indecent."

Su Che: "..."

"If you don't learn, you don't learn," he muttered, "I can't tell, this apple tree looks beautiful on the outside, but the core is so yellow."

Gu Zheng: "..."

He reflected for a while, who did Su Che learn so much from, and beat him to death when he returned.

……

The two of them had nothing to do with themselves, they stood by like outsiders, and even wanted to liven up the atmosphere, while the others present had already exploded.

Bai Han felt sorry for his son, but was also afraid that something might go wrong in the planned plan. He shook off Su Jiming's hand and shouted at the workers, "What are you still doing? Use a saw and an ax to chop it off Su Jun's body quickly." Come down!"

Professor Miao's expression was serious.

He stopped the workers who were really going to get the tools——

"Don't move, it is illegal to harm evolutionary species in human cities. It starts at ten years and ends at no time."

What's more, this apple seedling was originally illegally trafficked and sold to Chuhua City. Once it was injured on the Su family's farm, the Su Group would not be able to clean up the crime of malicious injury even if they had ten mouths.

"Then what should we do?" Bai Han said angrily, "Just let it go crazy like this? If the beating continues, Su Jun will be killed by it!"

"Old Su," she tugged at Su Jiming, "You should think of a way!"

In fact, the situation is not as serious as she said. Both Su Jiming and Professor Miao can see that the apple tree is venting its anger, but firstly, it is small in size and weak in strength, and secondly, it has probably been educated, so it didn't want to kill anyone.

Although Su Che's face was swollen from the beating and his body was drawn into streaks, he was still a little away from the blood spattering three feet.

One point—it refers to the distance from Chuhua City to Yunjin City.

Su Jiming looked at Professor Miao, pleading slightly: "Old Miao, look..."

"……let me try."

Professor Miao, who was the only person present who was more familiar with evolutionary plants, took the order in the face of danger, and took out a bag of nitrogen, phosphorus and potassium compound fertilizer from the side, and sprinkled it next to the apple tree.

He fanned it with his shovel, letting the smell of manure waft, trying to attract the apple trees.

This trick really worked, the apple tree whipped Su Jun a bit slower, and it stretched out a fibrous root, probing towards the fertilizer.

Bai Han, Su Jiming and Su Jun all stared at the apple tree's movements.

"...It's done?"

Su Che shook his head.

He said to Gu Zheng: "It's useless."

really.

With a sound of "pa", the apple tree that had calmed down turned over the pile of manure all of a sudden, and then used the roots with manure to crackle and slap Su Jun again.

"Gossip? You want to gossip?!" It was filled with righteous indignation, and Su Che felt that it might be more angry than Su Jun who was being beaten, "It's fine to dig your forehead out of the ground, you still want to use this pile of worthless things to fool you Eh?! Do you seem to be a forehead?!"

Judging from the deeply insulted reaction of the apple tree, Su Che felt that its previous status might be unusual, at least it was a prince of the apple world.

"..."

Now even Professor Miao has no choice.

The lure failed, the threats did not dare, the scene fell into a stalemate for a while, and there was still an unignorable smell of chemical fertilizer in the stalemate.

Only the "popping" sound of the apple tree beating people is still ringing, super fierce.

"Who kidnapped Dier? Say, does it seem that you kidnapped Dier?!"

After some strenuous exercise, [-]% to [-]% of the apple tree's wake-up energy dissipated.It finally figured out its own situation at this moment, and began to find the criminal murderer on its own.

The first target locked was Su Jun, who told him to do it just now.

However, Su Jun couldn't understand Apple Tree's words, not to mention that he was really innocent this time.

There was a scorching pain in the chest and back. Su Jun was almost beaten to tears where he had suffered this since he was a child——

"Stop! Don't hit me...Dad, Mom...Professor Miao... Come and save me!"

Angry, scared and in pain, Su Jun forgot his disguise, and something was wrong with what he was shouting, but the scene was too chaotic, no one noticed it at the moment, even if he noticed, he thought he was stunned by the apple tree, Not so clear-headed.

"Hmm..." Su Che stroked his chin, poked Gu Zheng, and signaled him to step aside.

"Why are you bothering with these nosy things?" Gu Zheng was not very happy.

"Helping abducted saplings go home is everyone's responsibility. Don't you humans often engage in 'Baby Going Home' activities?"

Gu Zheng: "..."

"alright."

Anyway, it's fine if you don't feel sorry for the crying little black face in front of you. How can he compare to himself?

"You wouldn't even be jealous of Su Jun, would you?" Seeing that Gu Zheng's gaze was always on the cheaper brother, Su Che blinked: "He's my younger brother!"

Gu Zheng said confidently: "Do you dare to say that it is your own?"

Su Che: "..."

I really dare not.

According to Jin Yiwei Wutong's original words, the color on the top of Chairman Su's head is probably greener than the leaves on his trunk.

But before Su Che had time to ask in detail, he always felt that Jinyiwei Wutong knew something. After all, it was a tree that had lived for more than 100 years, and the crown of the tree was facing several bedrooms and guest rooms of the villa. He had never seen any scenery before.

Occasional jealousy is a kind of fun, Su Che looked around, blocked other people's eyes with his shoulders, pulled Gu Zheng's cuff, made him bow his head, and then kissed the corner of his mouth.

"Are you satisfied now?" He asked with a smile.

"Pay more interest." Gu Zheng made an inch of progress, gently brushing Su Che's forehead with the corner of his lips, and then pushed him: "Go."

……

"Stop hitting." Su Che said.

The mental power rippled layer by layer from around the body, and with a touch of natural force, it touched another group of fresh and active consciousness.

"Who are you?" The apple tree shook its leaves vigilantly.

Su Che ignored it, but walked up to Professor Miao, and said to him, "Let me try?"

Professor Miao was taken aback for a moment, and then remembered that someone from Qingshan City Academy of Agricultural Sciences said that this student Su Che was also good at training evolutionary species. It is said that in Qingshan Village, he took in many evolved animals and plants as aunts.

The researcher who came to communicate with them in Chuhua City jokingly said that the top evolutionary species in Qingshan City could be seen by Su Che. If it weren't for the research that showed that there would be no super-friendship relationship between humans and evolutionary species Well, as far as Su Che's behavior is concerned, he will be arrested for bigamy.

Professor Miao: "..."

incredible.

Anyway, the situation is already like this, and it is too late to report to the police to help find the hometown of the evolved apple tree. Seeing how well it smokes Su Jun, by the time the apple tree's hometown is found, Su Jun may already be cold.

So Professor Miao stepped aside a little, and said to Su Che, "You take care of yourself."

"Don't worry." Su Che said gently.

He smiled at the apple tree.

Su Jun accidentally saw this smile from among the flying branches.

Thinking about how I used to curse Su Che in private for why he was not beaten to death by the roses in Qingshan Village, bitten to death by a big yellow dog, and slapped to death by a panda, Su Jun was guilty of guilt and misunderstood the meaning of this smile.

He felt that Su Che knew something and wanted to kill himself.

"You, don't come here!" Thinking of his strange abilities, Su Jun's legs softened, and he took the apple tree back half a step.

Bai Han next to him also became nervous: "What do you want to do?!"

Su Che: "..."

Judging by the attitudes of the two of them, the mood to untie the apple tree is not very strong.

Then let this pendant stay on Su Jun's body for a while longer, since it wasn't his face that hit him anyway.

So Su Che changed his words and said to the apple tree: "Forget it, you continue to fight, as long as you don't kill him, let's chat."

The apple tree vigilantly covered Su Jun's face with leaves, and asked Su Che: "What are you talking about? Do you seem to know which melon skin kidnapped the forehead?"

It shook the branches and leaves, found that it was a little wet, and said again: "Kidnapped, just kidnapped, this group of melon skins also drugged their foreheads?!"

Su Che: "..."

"This is disinfectant," he explained.

Apple Tree: "No, I don't believe it! This must be specially targeted at our evolutionary plants!"

"Otherwise, with a little vigilance, how could the melon skins be dug out of the ground so easily and brought here!"

Su Che: "..."

He thought to himself, vigilant?That's not what you said when you were snoring in the sanitizer pool just now.

It is indeed an evolutionary plant with long growth rings in its stomach, and its thinking is quite complicated. Look at this safety awareness.

While talking to the apple tree with his mental power, Su Che slowly approached Su Jun, staring at the branches entangled on his body.

Although I really want the apple tree to continue beating Su Jun, it is best to leave an unforgettable impression on him and let him know that not everyone can plant a tree, but this little sapling has been out of the soil for too long, if it is not Hurry up and plant it in the soil, I'm afraid it won't be able to be as alive and kicking as it is now.

Facing Su Jun's pig-headed face, Su Che realized that he liked Apple Tree quite a bit, and didn't want its dialect to disappear from his ears.

So he reached out and grabbed the tan trunk.

"How... how?" Professor Miao rubbed his eyes in shock.

Under everyone's gaze, Su Che easily tore the apple tree off Su Jun's body and held it in his hand.

And those branches that were beating Su Jun desperately just now seemed to have been pressed the pause button suddenly, and they did not move, not even a little subconscious resistance.

"How is this going?"

"what have you done?"

Facing Su Jiming and Bai Han's question, Su Che smiled at the crowd, held up the apple tree, and rubbed his face affectionately with it: "Maybe it's because I like it too much? I don't want to beat me at all."

"Bah, shameless!" Apple Tree thought.

I don't know what Su Che did to it. It was covered by invisible pressure, and it couldn't even move a leaf, let alone slap someone.

Of course, the consciousness can still be active, so the apple tree uses its own consciousness to poke the ball of mental power belonging to Su Che desperately.

"Ah, I really didn't expect that!" It angrily accused the human being in front of him who made him very fond of it.

"What's the matter?" The little sapling with thick wrists was still a kid in open crotch pants in the plant world, Su Che teased it with a smile.

Apple Tree said righteously: "I never thought, you kidnappers are still a gang!"

Su Che: "..."

Small in stature, but quite imaginative.

"All right, all right," he said expressionlessly, "whatever you say is what you say."

"I'd better find a hole to plant you in."

"Uh, don't put some low-grade fertilizer just now!" The apple tree resisted and grabbed Su Che's shoe tip with its roots.

Su Che is not used to its stinking problems.

——It has been reduced to squeeze a piece of land with hundreds of ordinary saplings, and still choose chemical fertilizers?

"Just make it up first, Prince, I'll give you two bags of Jinkela, a specialty of Qingshan Village, definitely not low-level."

As he spoke, Su Che pulled the apple tree out of his embrace, pressed it into a well-dug planting pit, and asked it, "Is it big enough?"

"Not enough, not enough, far from it, not as big as a hut!"

The pear sapling next to it seemed to be alarmed, and yelled together with the apple tree: "Not enough, not enough, not enough!"

"..."

Su Che wondered why all your plants have the same problem?

—— Land grabbing is a disease that can be cured.

"You still have enough today!" He stuffed the evolutionary apple into the pit and said while filling the soil.

"Then why are you asking?" Apple Tree complained aggrievedly.

"I'm just being polite, there's no other meaning." Su Che planted the apple tree and told it: "Let's make do with it for a few days, and I'll send you home after I've checked the matter out."

"Oh." Apple Tree grumbled, and seemed to finally believe that Su Che was not the kidnapper who kidnapped it from his home.

However, it is still dissatisfied with its own land area, and it is very picky to bargain with Su Che like a prince picking a palace——

"Can't we expand it a little more? At least let me occupy two pits!"

"No."

"..."

"Tsk," Apple Tree muttered, "you said you look like a human being, why are you so stingy when you do things?"

Su Che: "Yes, I'm just so stingy, why don't you beat me?"

Apple Tree: "..."

Chatting with the apple tree is still very happy, if there is not a sudden exclamation from behind, Su Che can continue to chat like this.

"what are you doing?!"

Su Jun's voice sounded from behind. He seemed to suppress his grievance, shock and anger, and said loudly, "Mr. Gu, please respect yourself!"

When Su Che heard Gu Zheng's name, he blinked, and looked back at the two people who were very close.

Su Jun covered his face with one hand, and pushed Gu Zheng away with the other hand, as if resisting his plunder.

Seeing Su Che's eyes cast here, hope appeared in his eyes, and he said loudly: "Stop!"

However, Su Che was not as shocked and reprimanded as he imagined, and Gu Zheng did not stop when Su Che looked over.

Su Jun secretly scolded Su Che in his heart for being useless, he couldn't even look down on his own boyfriend, he turned around and wanted to run to Su Jiming and Bai Han, but Gu Zheng forced him to stay where he was The hand on the face was pulled down.

Because of the excessive force, even half of the broken collar was accidentally pulled off.

Su Che: "..."

Gu Zheng turned sideways, and Su Jun's appearance was exposed in front of him, and then appeared in the live broadcast room along with the camera on Su Che's body.

……

Green Jinjiang Live——

Just now, the audience who were still reading "What is the origin of this apple tree?", "Frank Apple, online face slapping", "Face slapping skills are still a little worse than Brother Rose, did not make a puzzle, bad reviews" There was a commotion among the audience——

"What is Gu Zhenggong doing? Do you still keep your husband's way?"

"Take him...no, let him go!"

"Fuck, what kind of Shura field is this, three men and one tree?"

Until they saw Su Jun's face clearly.

"..."

The tried and tested audience, fell silent.

It wasn't until half a minute later that someone began to brush up the barrage one after another——

"Fuck!"

"The face... cracked?"

"Neck... cracked?"

"The chest...is also cracked?"

"Black skin and white flesh, is this guest live broadcasting Huapi?"

"The person looks like a human, and there are two faces, one yin and one yang, that can't be seen!"

……

In the farm, Su Jun wiped his face, felt the wrinkled touch on his skin, and felt bad.

He used the most advanced makeup technology to paint himself black, which is safe and reliable, and the color will not fade after washing. To put it bluntly, it is covered with a layer of nano-level artificial skin, which is exactly the same as his own skin. Confidential.

Unexpectedly, this layer of skin, which is safe, expensive and has no side effects, was cracked by the apple tree.

This is the real deal - "See if I don't tear your skin off!"

The author has something to say:

The apple tree is spoken in Shaanxi dialect. After all, Shaanxi is one of the main apple producing areas~

Where does Ada mean, Erwu is my home, and Erda is my father.