Monkey and Feather

I don't know if most women are like me. If a man treats himself a little better, he is willing to pay a lot, or even everything, for him.

Yaohou is like a different person. This is the fourth month that I have been with him.Of course, I also went back in the middle.

And every time I came back, he was waiting there, and then pestered me to tell him what I did when I came back to reality.

But unfortunately, I am a very boring person, and I don’t even go out much, but he still enjoys listening to it extraordinarily.

Saying that he has changed, maybe it's just because I didn't get to know him well before.Just like, when you go to school, go to work, and the classmates and colleagues you know, you just look at him with your first impression.

But after a long time, when you get acquainted with each other, you will find that these people may not be what you first thought.Just like boys never know how dirty and messy girls' dormitories are.

God!Am I starting to make excuses for stinky monkeys?

Could it be that I really fell in love with him?Never will!I was just blinded by his art of transformation.

Maybe, just a little bit, just a little bit like him.Women don't hate a person, maybe they all like it a little bit. "

It's over, my compulsion is about to start again... Forget it, let it run wild.

As I said before, the monster monkey brought back a big package, which he looted in Tiangong.

In his words, thieves don't go empty, let alone things in the sky, which is equivalent to taking things in your own home.

I'm used to his strong words.But you said that you stole some good things. This big bag is full of incomprehensible things, and it also has an unpleasant smell. This is picked up from the trash can in Tiangong.

The monster monkey scolded me for being ignorant, and then said triumphantly: "These are the ingredients used by Laojun to refine the elixir for the Jade Emperor and the others. back."

I was even more puzzled after hearing this, and opened my mouth to ask: "What do you want these for? Alchemy? Doesn't he have them ready-made? It's not like you haven't stolen them before, so you can just steal them?"

The monster monkey was stunned, its eyes widened, and it shouted loudly: "Who are you listening to! I wanted to steal it, but unfortunately I couldn't.

That old thing is very treacherous and cunning, besides, alchemy is done according to the Jade Emperor's needs, and when alchemy is done, there are special people guarding it.

Casual alchemy is not allowed on weekdays, otherwise, there are so many evil gods and monsters in this world, no one will grab them all.You know, even that ordinary elixir is enough to increase their cultivation for hundreds of years. "

"Oh, that's it." Only then did I understand, thinking that this was not the same as what was written in the book.I'm so stupid, everything that happened here is indeed not what I saw in Journey to the West.

Holding those strange ingredients, his eyes were shining brightly: "So, let's make this elixir by ourselves, so that we can get twice the result with half the effort in daily practice."

I nodded in agreement, and asked casually: "Sounds good, but, do you know how to make alchemy?"

"No, but, I have this!" Yaohou became even more proud, and secretly took out a book from his pocket, on which were suddenly written in big crooked characters: "How the elixir is made!"

There is also a line of small characters vertically on the side: written by Taishang Laojun.

"It took me a lot of effort to deceive me. As long as I have it, we can refine any elixir we want!" The monster monkey said with joy, as if he had won a lottery prize.

I laughed as usual.

"Ha ha!"

He saw me laughing at him, and changed into an unhappy expression: "What are you laughing at? Didn't you say that this kind of laughter is a curse?" Then he grabbed his iron rod.

I was so scared that I hurriedly said with a pleasant face: "Don't misunderstand Brother Monkey! But, do you think it is possible that you were deceived by others?"

Hearing my words, his face changed: "Eh?! Impossible! Who can fool me, I have sharp eyes!"

"Pull it down! I just realized today that you are really blind." Thinking in his heart, with a friendly smile on his face, he took the book in his hand,

He said: "Look, let's not talk about the novel-like title of this book. Let's just talk about the cover, the packaging, and the font.

I just want to know, is it because the gods in the sky can't pay wages, can't afford decent paper?

Or is this old gentleman just graduated from elementary school and didn't learn to write well?As far as this word is concerned, the diary written by my second-grade cousin of my third aunt's family is much neater than this. "

"Oh?!" The monster monkey narrowed its eyes slightly, took the book again suspiciously, and flipped through it.

After a long time, he suddenly burst into laughter: "Haha! I know! This is just a way for that old man to deceive people. Look,"

As he spoke, he flipped through the book and asked me to read it: "In it, the refining methods of various elixirs are written in great detail!"

I sneered: "It's very detailed, and there are still pictures? If I'm not mistaken, the first type is written: Niu Tau Dan, and then there is really a cow head drawn for you next to it."

My eyes have turned to the sky, and I thought: This naked/naked one is just playing monkeys.He still can't see it, and he still regards this as a treasure.Fire eyes, let's call you fire eyes!

"This... this... why don't we try it according to the above? After all, we have prepared a lot of materials." The monster monkey's face is not good, but he is unwilling in his heart.

"Heh~ I think it's better not to waste time. If you have this time, you might as well go to the sky to find a way, or ask your friends, maybe there will be someone who knows the method of alchemy."

But the demon monkey looked at me, and slowly a wicked smile bloomed on his face: "So..."

I felt a chill down my spine, and instinctively shrank back: "You...what do you want to do!"

"What are you doing! Of course..." The monster monkey slowly approached me, so scared that I closed my eyes nervously, and opened my mouth to scream.

"Please help me refine this elixir!" The demon monkey suddenly changed his face, showing a pious prayer, and bowed to me with his palms together.

This is the first time I've seen him like this, I was at a loss for words for a while, and stammered: "Wh... what? Ask me to refine the elixir?!"

He still flickered his eyes sincerely, and nodded slightly: "Actually, it's not helping me, it's helping the two of us. This elixir will be more useful to you than to me.

You know, it was Ling who made the elixir for me in the past, and during that time my strength improved the fastest.But now she is leaving without saying goodbye, and I really can't find a reliable person for a while. "

"Ling?" The bleak black background flashed in my heart, and I couldn't help feeling sad.

I casually said: "Can't you do it yourself? Isn't it easy to transform dozens of little monkeys to help you?"

"Sigh~ This refining pill requires a lot of patience. I can't do it, I'm too impatient. And if someone interrupts me in the middle, it's easy to fail.

But you are different, you are a player, and those guys generally won't attack you.

Moreover, Ling also said that the effect of this elixir would be better if the woman practiced it.She said that my body is too yang.

When a woman refines the elixir, she will incorporate her own yin energy, so that when I eat it, it will neutralize the yang energy in my body.Only when Yin and Yang complement each other can the strength be improved faster. "

When he said this, he kept looking into my eyes. I could tell that he really believed me, but...

I bit my lip, but still opened my mouth: "You want me to replace Ling, right?"

He rolled his eyes, pondered for a while, and then nodded heavily: "You can also say that."

I know he is a very direct person.But after hearing this, I still feel a little lost and sad in my heart.

"So, you just take me as a substitute and let me be your servant?" I imitated his frankness, and said everything in my heart.

The monster monkey looked blank, he seemed to feel my displeasure, scratched his forehead and said in doubt: "Servant? I don't regard you as a servant, you are different from her, you are from the real world. And she..."

After speaking, Yaohou thought for a moment: "Although it feels very kind sometimes, after all, I don't know anything about her. Even I have never seen her real appearance."

"Really?" I felt even more melancholy.Recalling what Ri Ling said that day, Yao Hou might have really forgotten about her.

I feel sorry for myself here, but she, they, may be even more pitiful.

The monster monkey also became irritable, and complained loudly: "This damn girl, she left as soon as she said, and didn't even say hello to me. At least teach us those alchemy skills before leaving!"

But I saw an imperceptible sadness flashing in his eyes, and I felt an indescribable feeling in my heart.

Leng Leng said: "It's good to know her now. Usually she has done so much for you, but you have never cared about her."

After listening to my words, the monkey's face changed color, showing a trace of displeasure, remorse, and boredom.

"Hey! Women are troublesome! How can I offend her! I treat her as my own."

I smiled wryly, and simply said to him frankly: "Really? Then do you know that she likes you very much?"

"Like it?!" The monster monkey frowned, and then sullenly said, "I can't understand and don't want to understand the matter of children's love. And I also said that my heart is made of stone, so I can't be moved. "

What the monster monkey said was Ling, but it made my heart feel a tingle. I couldn't help but feel sad for Ling, and also feel ridiculous for my little fantasy.

yes!It doesn't mean that because you are writing a novel, everything can develop according to the direction of the novel.

Love is very complicated, how can a monkey understand it?

But, why, do you know how to make love between men and women?Know how to possess me?

The monster monkey sighed and looked towards the sky, and said leisurely: "I just want to be able to live freely and truly. Besides, if a wild monkey like me really likes my woman, I'm afraid it will be very hard.

I guess, you are thinking too much, how could she like me.What everyone thinks may not be what you seem to think. "

When he said the last sentence, he looked at me and nodded slightly, like an adult teaching a child.

"Okay! Don't talk anymore! I will try it according to the book, I need to feel at ease, don't bother me!"

I finished speaking angrily, took the book and materials, and strode away without looking back.Leaving aside that bewildered demon monkey.

"Sigh~ Women are all equally troublesome!"