Monkey and Feather

I was waiting for the monster monkey at the agreed place, and this was the first time I had tasted the taste of being released as a pigeon.

After waiting for several hours, he appeared unsteadily, with a big bag on his back and a look of joy on his face.It was obvious that he had also been drinking.

I was displeased, and shouted at him: "Hey, I said big brother, why are you so late, the time and place are all agreed by you, but I have been waiting for so long!"

He was a little unstable, probably a little drunk. At that time, he said that he had to deal with business, and he also said that the heavens should be careful, and they were all arresting him.

He is still drinking with others in the heavenly court, and he looks very happy, which makes people angry.

He swayed and almost pressed his face to mine, with a happy expression on his face, he said: "Hey, things are going very well, of course we have to deal with it more, hiccup~"

"Go~" I pinched my nose and pushed him away with my hands in disgust.

But he was even more over the top, he directly put his arms around me, hooked my shoulders, and said with a drunken eye, "What's the matter, little lady? Are you angry?"

I slammed his hand away again and turned my head aside: "No!".No wonder!The old lady's stomach was growling.

"Oh! Look at me, I forgot to maintain a human form in front of you." He was speaking.He changed suddenly and became what he was before.

He still looks so good-looking, let alone, his trick is really good for me.

In an instant, most of my anger went away.However, it is still necessary to pretend not to care.

Stand up, must stand up!I want to be a proud queen.

"Hey, you're drooling again..."

"Cough~ Well, I'm hungry. It's because I've been starving for hours, and I dare not leave here.

I'm afraid you won't find me when you come, but you're fine.snort! "I proudly raised my chin and shook my legs slightly.

The monster monkey blinked its eyes, patted its head suddenly, and suddenly realized: "So you are angry because of this! It's easy to handle! Come on, I still have a baby Taoer in my arms, so you can help me first.

Don't eat too much, just take a bite. "After that, he took out a big peach from his bosom, and handed it to me with great reluctance.

"Stingy!" I gave him a blank look, and took Tao Zi.But seriously, I'm really thirsty and hungry right now.

but...

"You kid, this peach, why did you bite it?!"

But the monster monkey put on a boastful look and said: "This peach is no ordinary peach, it is the sweetest peach in the world!

Lao Tzu is reluctant to eat it on weekdays, but occasionally takes it out to lick it, or take a small bite.In the past half a year, I have only eaten so much.every ~"

When he was talking, his eyes were fixed on the peach in my hand. As the peach moved, his eyeballs and his head turned accordingly.

Ha ha!

"Since it's such a precious thing, you'd better keep it for yourself, a little person like me can't afford it!" I angrily threw the broken peach to him.

He took the peach with joyful hands, smelled it, licked it, and stuffed it back into his bosom contentedly.

It makes me sick to see.I didn't expect this guy to have such a habit!

...

Don't gossip, it's nothing more than my various personal attacks on him, and I didn't stop my mouth until he treated me to a big meal.

"Where have you been these few days?" I asked him while eating.

"I went to many places, met many old friends, and killed a few old friends along the way."

I frowned.But then he thought it was nothing, he must have his reasons.And, even if I blame him, he won't listen to me.

He poured himself a glass of wine, and said leisurely: "Actually, I mainly want to meet a person this time, a person who may change the whole situation of the battle."

"The person who changed the whole situation of the battle?" I put down my chopsticks and asked with great interest, "Who?"

The monster monkey didn't answer, but picked up a glass of wine and drank it down.Then put on a complacent look, shook his head, and pretended to be mysterious and said:

"The heavenly secret must not be leaked!"

"Cut! I don't care to know!" I said, I stretched out my hand to bring the plate of big meatballs in front of him to myself.

"It's important! You'll know when the time comes. It's you who made me feel very uneasy today~" The monster monkey frowned, leaned closer, and began to size me up.

"Me? What's wrong with me?" I looked at myself and didn't think there was anything abnormal.

"I feel a strange power from you!" After the monster monkey finished speaking, it got up and started spinning around me.

Suddenly, he grabbed my shoulders, put his head on me, and sniffed.

I was taken aback, blushed unconsciously, and whispered, "Hey! What are you doing? There are so many people, don't be so embarrassing, okay~?"

As I said that, I turned my head and smiled wryly at the crowd who looked at me strangely.

He didn't care, and continued his search, using his nose, from my neck, along my back, and sniffing down a little bit, until it reached my waist, and then suddenly stopped.

I suddenly understood something in my heart, and I couldn't help but panic: "Could it be that he sensed the lover's mirror that Elder Sister gave me to detect the heart of my lover?

oops!Can't be discovered by this guy!Otherwise, how can I explain it to him!It will definitely kill someone~

Just when the monster monkey is excited to try~

A rhythmic melody gushes from my dick.

"Porf~porf~~~"

Instantly interrupted the noise of the restaurant, and also interrupted the search of the monster monkey...

"Ahh!! So... so smelly!" The monster monkey's face turned green, twisting in pain: "Why didn't you say hello when you farted! I'm lying on my stomach and smelling so much!"

He was jumping up and down in the tavern while talking, and outsiders looked at him and thought he was playing a monkey.

I blushed even more.Fart openly in public!I'm afraid only an idiot like me can think of such a way.

"This... people have three urgencies, how do you say hello, I thought you were lying behind my butt, just waiting for it?" I couldn't help laughing when I said this.

The demon monkey looked at me resentfully and said, "I just understood that sentence today, it is the most poisonous to women's hearts!"

A restaurant, an oil lamp, a farce, me and the demon monkey...

The next morning, I was woken up by a tangy aroma, and there was a bowl of hot, red soup on the table where I slept on my stomach.

(Don't ask me why I slept on the table, only one bed, but was occupied by that nasty monkey!)

"Give me something to drink? Who made it?"

Just when I was wondering, the monster monkey broke in, holding a spoon in his hand, wearing a gray coat with a lot of chicken feathers and mud stains on it.

"How is it? The soup made by my grandson is delicious, isn't it? This is the first time I cook for others with great fanfare! Haha, I suddenly discovered that I am still very talented!" He laughed narcissistically with his hands on his hips.

But I looked skeptical, thinking: "Is this soup poisonous? Why did this guy become so kind all of a sudden? Yes! There must be something tricky."

He seemed to see my thoughts, and shouted angrily: "Hey! Don't take my kindness as a donkey's liver and lungs! This is my first time! Do you know how difficult it is to kill a chicken?" The demon monkey held his mouth , dusted the chicken feathers from his clothes.

"Is this chicken soup?"

"Well, it's just black-bone chicken. I went to the black-bone chicken country early in the morning to pick the best ones for you. There are also Shouwu! Longan! Brown sugar! Red dates! They are all the best.

Women who come to menstruation drink these are good for their health.And this time can also increase your strength.Alas, why don't men have such a good thing. "

"Moon water?" I muttered, and suddenly understood, he was talking about menstruation, right?

I was terrified, and cursed: "Asshole! How did you know that I am menstruating, you won't be late at night..." Speaking of this, I almost cried again.

But the monster monkey showed an innocent expression, and shouted: "Sister, didn't I tell you yesterday, I smelled it~ Forget it! Do you like to drink or not!" He said angrily, and picked up the bowl of soup We are about to go outside.

"But..." I was speechless, it turned out that he didn't notice the lover's mirror yesterday.

Instead, I realized that I was coming to my aunt.Is this monkey's nose a dog's nose?Even a dog's nose can't do that! ?

I hurriedly stretched out my hand to hold him, looking at the steaming chicken soup in his hand, suddenly my eyes became sore, tears flowed out unconsciously, but I laughed out loud.

Why, why did you treat me so well, from childhood to adulthood, except for relatives, except for that liar.No one has ever taken such good care of me.

"Why are you crying again?" The monster monkey pouted, looking displeased.

"No..." I wiped my eyes and smiled even more happily.Then he picked up the soup and drank it all at once.

"It's delicious, it's so delicious that it makes people cry!"

"Haha~ Even if you flatter me like this, I won't be happy! You idiot!" The monster monkey blushed slightly, laughed and patted my head.

I suddenly felt, maybe, I really liked him a little bit.Or, a little in love with him~

I looked at him affectionately, smiling, smiling, like a dream.

"Thank you, Monster Monkey."

The monster monkey was taken aback for a moment, but then laughed too: "Why are you being polite with me, as long as you like it, I will make it for you every day!"

"This is what you said, you must keep your word!"

"Of course! Old Sun always keeps his word!"

"Pu...Pu..." "No... sorry~"

"...Are you a devil?"

"..."