Super power krypton gold [Comprehensive]

"My day Gilgamesh!!!!!!"

——Afterwards, I spent 10 minutes exhaustingly explaining that "this 'day' is just a modal particle, and it definitely does not mean disrespect to the king", which is not shown here.

This time, I was really meticulous and upright kneeling on the sofa, not daring to move.

It's terrible.I was clearly just video chatting with a local tyrant (?) in the 21st century. For some reason, this picture was like a serious palace audience.

By the way, for some unknown reason, Gilgamesh's friend ID turned out to be "Lord P", probably he himself really likes this title.

"Enkidu, where did you find the local tyrant... no, Gilgamesh's?"

While the local tyrant P was looking at me coldly without interest, I hurriedly raised my elbow to touch Enkidu's arm, and turned to him as if asking for help:

"I, I heard that he is very picky about your Master, once he judges that the other party is not good enough for you, he will beat him to death without hesitation..."

"Well, that's right."

Enkidu admitted frankly, "However, Jill is more stable now, and probably only beats people to half-death."

"Enkidu save me————————————————!"

I immediately uttered an inhuman scream.

"Humph……"

Looking at Gilgamesh at the other end of the communication, he looked indifferent, his eyelids were raised lazily, and he leaned on the armrest with one hand to support his chin.At first glance, he seems to be sitting on a magnificent throne, but if you look closely, you will find that the thing under his buttocks is not a throne, but an ordinary beach chair.

...just a beach chair.

Because this scene is so amazing, I'm going to repeat it twice.

Our great King Gilgamesh, with extraordinary aura and well-groomed appearance, is wearing a set of designer shirts and trousers with a contemporary overlord style, full of low-key luxury, shaking a glass of champagne in his hand, sitting leisurely on a sandy beach chair.

Behind him, you can see the newly decorated spacious hall, a whole row of beautifully crafted artificial coconut trees, and the swimming pool with rippling water and loud voices.

"........."

My wide open mouth could not be closed for a long time, and my jaw almost dislocated and fell to the ground:

"This...what the hell is going on???"

"That's right, Master."

Seeing that I was shocked, Enkidu finally explained with a calm smile:

"Because you have been choosing a place for the past few days, today I also want to go out for a field trip and see the environment of several water parks in the urban area with my own eyes. Although my impressions cannot be counted, at least I can record some information to help Get busy with the Master."

"Well, thank you so much..."

I nodded gratefully, and subconsciously wanted to reach out and grab the corner of Enkidu's clothes to wipe away my tears, but Gilgamesh immediately slammed my hand coldly and stared back at me.

He can be so sharp even through the screen of a mobile phone, as expected of Gilgamesh.

(...Wait, something is wrong.)

This is not so much an "audience", but more like a new daughter-in-law visiting her in-laws? ? ?

Moreover, this in-laws are extremely picky, and there may be domestic violence! !It sounds even more miserable! ! !

"Then I met Jill at one of the new water parks."

Enkidu didn't seem to take the crisis of mother-in-law and daughter-in-law (?) seriously, and continued calmly:

"Of course, I can feel his breath halfway across the city. I didn't expect Jill to buy property in Hyundai, and I was also surprised."

"There is nothing surprising. There is neither a country to govern nor citizens to judge. In this case, this 'world' itself is the place where the king takes a temporary vacation. During the vacation, he can manage the industry smoothly and Is it one of the king's spare time?"

Facing the long-lost friend, Gilgamesh spoke with a smile, and made a majestic king's speech majesticly.

Enkidu also smiled back:

"The word 'vacation' coming out of Jill's mouth was surprising enough in itself."

"This king didn't expect to be summoned by another world. If not, the current king would not meet you. Can you understand?"

"Well, it really looks like Jill's style. So, we can still chat like this, and we should also thank our respective Masters."

"Hahaha, you guy, you really don't forget to please her all the time. By the way, I don't have any Master! It's better to say that other people call me Master now, even though it's pronounced as 'Master' , just write 'boss'!!"

"........."

"? What's the matter, just laugh. This is a joke of the King of Heroes that I have deliberately kept until now, because I haven't met other followers, so I can't use it all the time."

"........."

Sorry, I can't laugh.

Not only Enkidu, but I can also understand Gilgamesh's implication.

From the dialogue, it is not difficult to guess that the spirit foundation and character side of this "Gilgamesh" should belong to the wise king who embarked on a journey to the underworld alone after the death of Enkidu, and finally returned from enlightenment.

——Because he witnessed the death of his best friend, he became who he is today.As long as he is on the throne, he no longer has the freedom to talk to Enkidu.

Although the personality...and the volume of the laughter are open to question, but in terms of mentality and capacity, this local tyrant, Mr. P, is undeniably frustrating.

I'm a fan, really.

But just like Mr. Ye is good at dragons, even if I am a fake flash powder, I can't keep calm in front of him, let alone get excited and happy.

Because I don't know if there will be a sentence of mine that just hits his thunder point, and if he will hit my head off on a whim.

Shem is Shem after all, and even if he is not a tyrant, he cannot be taken lightly.

"In short, this water park is owned by Jill now, and he is willing to invite me to go there. This is a rare opportunity, so I introduced Master to him."

(...I always feel that this "in short" omits 100 million words, but don't complain. Gilgamesh said that he does not have a Master, which means that he is a "free character" like Karna...)

(In other words, no one can stop him at all.)

My heart is full of relatives, and I curl myself up into a very small and pitiful ball wholeheartedly:

"Hi, hello, King Gilgamesh. It's the first time I met you. My name is Akane Yuki. I am the supernatural being who summoned Enkidu."

"Oh……?"

Hearing these words, Gilgamesh finally raised his eyelashes with some interest, and his red pupils shrank slightly, as if he noticed the existence of me as a human being for the first time.

"Don't consider yourself the 'Master of Enkidu', you little girl is somewhat self-aware."

"Huh? Uh, uh. After all, I'm not the real Master."

"very good."

He nodded majestically, "You know? It's okay for Enkidu to call you that, but if you don't know your own weight and brazenly call yourself 'Master', then you are ready to bear the wrath of this king."

——Have you avoided death fg without any precautions? ! ! !Even self-introduction may become a proposition. Are you so strict, my lord? ? ?

I just felt cold sweat dripping down my head, and I pressed my forehead even lower:

"Don't dare to be, dare not be. Everyone is a partner who responds to my call. Although I will issue orders in the name of Master, in the final analysis, I still ask for everyone's assistance, and I dare not call myself a 'Master'."

"Hmph. Well, look up. It's good to be self-aware, but it's just unpleasant to be too wary and belittle yourself."

I secretly breathed a sigh of relief.

Gilgamesh's tone of contempt remained the same when he spoke, but if you look carefully, you will find that the tight corners of his mouth and brows gradually relax, and he is no longer as harsh as before, and there is a little room for accommodation and relaxation between the lines.

"Since she is a woman recognized by Enkidu, there should be some merits. At least, roughly speaking, your respect for this king and Enkidu is not false."

Gilgamesh paused for a moment, then raised his brows with displeasure:

"It's just that you seem to have too many objects of worship..."

—Can you even see that? ! ! ! !

——Worthy of being a sage king who sees everything clearly, he was not confused by my pious attitude (to the wall) at all, and counted how many walls I have at a glance! ! !

"No, this, that is..."

I took the handkerchief from Yaoken and hastily wiped off the sweat dripping from my forehead.

Sending propositions one after another, it is very different from the usual joke-like Shura field, it is really overwhelming.

"Jill, don't scare her."

Seeing that I was tired of dealing with it, Enkidu originally just watched quietly with a mischievous smile, but at the moment he seemed a little bit unbearable, so he opened his mouth with a smile:

"Master, you too, don't be so nervous. I have talked to Jill about you before."

——Say, what are you talking about? ?About me and my one hundred and eight walls? ? ?

"rest assured."

Enkidu's smile gradually deepened, like a pool of clear spring that can be scooped up with his hand, "I know my friend's character. If I didn't think he would like you too, I wouldn't easily introduce Master to him. After all, it's a little dangerous Woolen cloth."

"Are you sure... In my opinion, his attitude is far from 'like'..."

I felt the cold sweat dripping from the corner of my forehead almost merged into a stream, so I had to keep wiping it in vain.

On the other side, Joan was keenly aware of the blind spot, and suddenly raised her face, looking at Enkidu with scorching eyes:

"Wait a minute, what do you mean 'also'?"

"Hahahahahaha, don't get excited. That impatient look reminds me of Ishtar. Whenever I mention her, I want to laugh hahahahahahahaha!!!"

This time, it was Gilgamesh who laughed and answered first—he seemed to be more interested in me as a big family, and he didn't know if it was a good thing or a bad thing.

Perhaps it was the expression of Joan of Arc that touched some of his memories. Mr. P, a local tyrant, pressed his belly with one hand, and slapped the beach chair with the other. .

"Huh... well. Don't worry about it."

It took him a long time to stop laughing, "Just now, this king suddenly thought of all kinds of embarrassing and embarrassing scenes of Ishtar, and his mood was so happy that he couldn't control himself. Although the woman is a fool, if you talk about the ability to make jokes It’s a must.”

"Really? I don't think it's funny."

Enkidu's tone was calm, but his complexion became uncontrollably cold in an instant, like a gurgling spring freezing in an instant.

"That woman is an evil god who endangers mankind. For the peace of the earth, I hope she can sleep forever in the age of gods and never wake up."

"Oh, I've stepped on a landmine. Did you see that, little girl? This is the only topic that you should be cautious about in front of my friends."

Gilgamesh said so in his mouth, but there was no sign of avoidance or panic in his expression. Instead, he turned to me and raised a smile that was almost amiable, as if reminding the younger generation.

I immediately nodded obediently: "I know that."

It was mentioned once before—everyone knows about the moon. During their lifetime, Enkidu and the goddess Ishtar had always been at odds with each other.The death of Enkidu, the "Weapon of God", is also closely related to Ishtar.

Regarding this topic, not to mention myself, even every colleague in the second department has been repeatedly mentioned by me earnestly:

【I don't care whose goddess or wife Ishtar is, you must never mention it in front of Enkidu, let alone smoke it in front of Enkidu. 】

[PS: If you really can't hold it back, take a breath of Ishtar's sister Ai Lei to relieve it. 】

Of course, I believe in Enkidu's ability, and I don't think he will hold a grudge and vent his anger for no reason.I know full well that everything I've done is just self-indulgent overprotection—but I'm determined not to change it.

For no particular reason.My servant, my partner, I just like to dig my heart and soul, that's all.

However, Gilgamesh is an exception.

Regarding the minefield of Ishtar, he can not only mention it, but also dance wildly on any minefield of his best friend.

For the two of them, each other's happiness, anger, misfortune and even life and death are probably topics that can be chatted and laughed at will.

And I can only hand in helplessly in my heart:

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"Where did you just say that? By the way, 'like'. For Enkidu, human beings are objects of 'lovable', not to mention that you are a standard type of human beings. He holds you Good intentions are nothing to be surprised about."

Gilgamesh narrated casually, tapped the handrail lightly with his fingertips, and opened a gap in his drooping eyelids, casting a lazy but sharp gaze at me:

"However, don't you be self-righteous? After all, this is just 'good intentions as a prop'. My friend is very stubborn in this regard, whether you can go further... bastard, it depends on your strength as a human being."

"Yes, I will try... eh?"

——No, what do you mean by that? ?Why do I sound like encouragement, are you crazy or am I crazy? ? ?

"Oh, don't be so surprised. Didn't the king say that? Everything that happens in this world is just a whim of the king."

As if he lost interest in me again, Gilgamesh closed his eyelids in disinterest, covering those red pupils that seemed to be able to pierce into the heart of others.

"But... yes, my friend is right. For the ordinary and insignificant, only the perseverance of stalking is superior to others. He thinks he is humble but has deep desires. He dares to reach out to the stars that ordinary people can't touch--so This king doesn't dislike bastards who don't know the heights of the heavens and the depths of the earth."

"Bastard, you already have this kind of qualification. Next, just work hard in embarrassment, and establish meritorious deeds worthy of my king's admiration."

"After all, dare to let go of the" My Ri Gilgamesh '' such mad women, this king has been seen for the first time for the first time for a thousand years. If it's 500 years, it's not that this king can't consider giving you the king's favor!!!!"

——How the hell do you still remember this sentence! ! ! ! !

——And isn’t this a P-word? I’m not a Heroic Spirit. How can I live another 500 years? ! ! !

……

……

"..."

After putting down such a P conversation, Gilgamesh unilaterally cut off the call on his own initiative, leaving us all looking at each other in embarrassment.

(...What does this person mean???)

As a shallow gamer, I dare not say that I know his character well, let alone the background of his appearance this time, and I am at a loss as to his intentions.

And by the way, I think he's a pretty shabby guy.

but--

Quite miraculously, I still learned one thing from the sand sculpture dialogue that didn't make sense just now.

"Enkidu. Can you hear me a few words?"

I raised the wooden comb to the beautiful clay figurine in front of me, and put my palms together reverently as if praying.

"'props', 'weapons', etc., don't say such sad words. I don't want to treat you differently from others, even if it's just a try, let's 'live' with us? Let's start with combing your hair. For the family Said, this is a very normal thing."

——If you dare not take the first step on your own initiative, if you dare not reach out to the stars in the distant clouds, then nothing will start.

I am indeed arrogant and greedy, and I don't know the heights of the sky and the earth.

Although I dare not call myself a "master", I secretly hope that the time spent together as a "family" will become a memory that shines like jewels for them, just like mine.

So, not just fighting, not just work.

I want to live with them and spend my finite life together.I want to live happily ever after if possible.

"So, from now on, I will treat Enkidu as a 'person'. Please give me more advice."

"........."

After a moment of silence, Enkidu turned his head with his usual graceful manner, with a perplexed smile on his face.

"I... don't recommend it. Jill is my unique best friend, but as you can see, in the end, I failed to become a human being, and just returned to the soil with nothing, leaving my friend with permanent loneliness in vain. So, at least I hope Master..."

"It's not just loneliness, Enkidu."

I looked directly at his eyes that lacked emotional ups and downs, like mirrors without ripples, and said firmly word by word:

"What you leave behind is not only loneliness, but also an irreplaceable treasure. Do you understand? The 'treasure' I said does not refer to the lock of the sky, but the soul of 'Enkidu'. Because I met you, Gilga Meishi became a better king. I, too, treasure your soul instead of your body|body."

Of course, I also like flesh | bodies, but let's not mention this for now.

"........."

Probably because he had nothing to say about my stubbornness, the intelligent and intelligent Heroic Spirit remained silent for a while, but just opened his eyes wide like a newborn child, staring at me incredulously.

Finally, like a child toddling for the first time, he folded his hands as if he was groping for something, and nodded lightly, lightly.

"I understand. If this is the Master's wish... I will try to respond."

I go! !

At the same time, I clearly saw the corners of Joan Alter's mouth twitching, and silently shouted with mouth shape:

Is that okay?

That's fine too.

The Cave King sitting on the other side put his hand on his forehead and responded calmly with his mouth.

As far as I know, this seems to be called "assisting".The King of Heroes thought he was here to snatch... no, take his own people home, but he didn't expect that he was here to give assists.As expected of order and goodness, it doesn't get along with us fundamentally.

The author has something to say: This Shan is on vacation in Hawaii, and he is relatively free in all aspects. The reason for his appearance will be discussed later

The flash of order and goodness is so touching (tears

Thinking back, in fact, Shan unexpectedly likes the benevolent protagonist type, CCC's Bai Ye and FGO's Lixiang are both, and Sissy probably counts as this one... She is only one time away from saving the world (wait???

Enkidu's prop mentality is a hurdle, and his evaluation of "failure to become anyone" during his lifetime is too sad.Although Shem is an evil mother-in-law (hey), in the final analysis, the whole of Uruk should still have a common wish, that is, "I hope Enkidu can be happy"