Super power krypton gold [Comprehensive]

For a long time, I have had such a doubt about the Japanese animation industry.

Not right either.To be precise, there are many questions that I can’t figure out, such as: Why Kaji Yuki’s CV’s characters often can’t keep their arms, why Ishida Akira’s CV’s characters often can’t keep their heads, why Sakurai Takahiro’s CV’s white-haired handsome men often let People turn around...blah blah blah, that's just one of them.

The question is-

Why, no matter what kind of theme animation, there may be "swimsuit return"?

Is this an established industry consensus?

What is the point of a swimsuit?

Of course, I have also guessed the answer to this question.

Perhaps it is because, in addition to lingerie, swimsuits can maximize the presentation of characters—whether they are male or female—perfect and charming body curves, or "beautiful flesh | bodies" to put it crudely.

Moreover, the unique sunshine, blue sea and blue sky of swimsuits open up people's moods and help to eliminate evil thoughts. They will not easily produce some charming fantasies that are not suitable for children like underwear welfare shots.

... well, probably still will.

To make a digression, works such as "Gintama" or "Azure Sea", even if the characters are completely|naked, it will not make people feel the slightest fantasy, and it has to be said to be a unique charm.

All in all, although I don't know whether my guess is accurate, "swimsuit", as a healthy and legal scenery + flesh|body viewing activity, is also a symbol of summer joy and vitality, and has been used in various daily or non-daily works for many years It shines brightly and lasts for a long time.

Whether it is a heroic spirit or a sword man, when it comes to summer, you have to go to the beach, when it comes to the beach, you need to change into a swimsuit, when it comes to swimsuits, you need krypton gold, when it comes to krypton gold——

"Flavour, family, prostitution, ah."

——The above is my mood after forcing Krypton five-star Joan of Arc to be full of treasures in the swimsuit event in the third year.

At this very moment, I was curling up on the sofa with my knees in my arms, muttering to myself in front of the rapidly shrinking Saint Quartz:

"Why? Why, there are such terrible things as 'swimsuits' in the world?? It's terrible. The swimsuit Joan of Arc completely blinded my eyes and deprived me of my sanity. This must be a weapon used by demons to destroy human reason. ..."

"I think your head is going to be destroyed------!!!!!!"

Accompanied by this roar, Joan of Arc Alter, like all heroines who beat up their cheating husbands, slammed my head on the back of the sofa.

"Uuuuuuuuuuh!!"

I made a noise like a frog being squashed.

"Only this time, I am very considerate of Alter's mood."

The Cave King was sitting on the sofa opposite me, flipping through a magazine, and raised his head when he heard the sound:

"Master, you are really... brave and fearless."

"I can't even make dried shrimps!"

My whole face was pushed into the sofa by Jeanne Alter, my breathing was difficult, and even my words were slurred, "Although I forced a white Zhenzhen, I also have a black Zhenzhen that exploded all night! Of course, I'll take out Edmund's swimming trunks too!!"

"........."

Like all hard-working parents, the Cave King sighed almost benevolently.

"Although this is a cliché... but Master, your heart is really too big."

——Brief explanation.

In the third year of FGO's swimsuit event, Joan of Arc (swimsuit limited edition) and Joan of Arc alter (swimsuit limited edition) were installed at the same time, but the white chastity is a rare five-star card pool, and the black chastity is an approachable event four. Star follower, commonly known as click to send.

For me, one zhen in the left hand and one zhen in the right hand, this is the legendary double happiness.Because the Cave King also opened the swimsuit spirit clothing-equivalent to the dress-up system, I desperately hope that the sword can also be introduced-the joy is further expanded to 2.5 times.

However, there is no perfect happiness in the world.

In fact, because of the point of "Why am I a four-star", Joan of Arc Alter in reality was very dissatisfied, and had been arguing for several days.

In retrospect, Oda Nobunaga, who was good at speaking across dimensions, also kept complaining about "why Okita is a five-star card pool, and I am a gift from the event" during the activities of Honnoji Temple back then. Only those who are elated.

But from my point of view, the servant I like is of course the closer to the people the better.

Whether it's star rating or strength, it's not as precious as the joy that is actually put into Myro.

From this point of view, I am very happy that the swimsuit alter this time is an event slave. It does not need to be very tiring or hard work to get her, and the most important thing is that there is no need for krypton gold.Seeing a four-star alter, I'm even happier than seeing a five-star Joan of Arc.

...and then I was beaten.

I have absolutely no idea why! ! !

Isn't this rational thinking from a purely economic point of view? ? ?

Even if I'm buried in the ground and nailed in a coffin, I'll cry out loudly:

There is no need for humans to be superstitious about five stars!There is no need to be superstitious about the limit of the card pool! !Beauties don't care about their origins, as long as I have the smile of Joan of Arc(s), that's enough! ! !

"The first half is pretty good...so why did you add 'we'."

Qingguang came to visit once in a while and saw me being beaten, and couldn't help sighing helplessly.

"If it wasn't because you like all Joan of Arc and want everything, Alter wouldn't be so fussy. Qian, you really don't understand the heart of a girl at all. Could it be that you are an uncle in your heart, but actually Marshal Gilles de Ray Reincarnated??"

"No, the uncle understands girls better than I do, and the Marshal understands Joan of Arc better than I do."

I shook my head with self-knowledge, "I should just be a middle-aged woman who has gone through life and is haggard physically and mentally..."

……

Maybe it's because my mentality is infinitely closer to that of a middle-aged woman. When it comes to the water park vacation plan I promised before, on the one hand, I'm going all out to make preparations and try to make the whole family have fun; on the other hand, I think of "my own Swimsuit", I was left with only one thought:

——No need to spend that much money, looking for my school swimsuit from high school.

After finally waiting for Jeanne Alter's anger to calm down, I casually brought up this idea while combing her long hair (she can freely change the length of her hair) to flatter her.

"As for the money, it must be spent wisely. Anyway, I am not good-looking. When I go to the water's edge, I always watch the alter kiss. Just wear whatever you want."

"Say something stupid?"

But Joan Alter vetoed it flatly, turned her face away and squinted at me as if she hated iron and steel, and said:

"You are my Master, and your image will also affect me. Listen carefully, if you don't want to dress yourself up carefully, don't appear on the same screen as me."

"Yeah, it's not that disgusting..."

I sniffed aggrievedly, but in the end I obeyed her idea, nodded and promised that I would buy a new swimsuit, and it was definitely not the kind of [-] yen free shipping.

"Ah, Master. I have something to tell you."

At this moment, Enkidu came in with a bouquet of freshly picked flowers, and he answered the words very naturally.

"About the water park—"

However, as soon as he uttered half a sentence, he was interrupted firmly by Joan Alter:

"No!! I don't care who you are, the oldest hero of mankind. Even if Akane doesn't wear her old swimsuit, I won't allow her to lend it to you. You just give up."

"I haven't said anything yet. However, I do want to borrow it..."

Enkidu tilted his neck with a wry smile, but his expression was still modest. Not only did he not show any annoyance, but he looked extraordinarily... relaxed and happy.

(Wait, pleasure?)

"what."

The Cave King lowered his head and turned the pages of the book calmly. He didn't notice that Enkidu's expression was abnormal, but he just chuckled shortly and teased Joan of Arc in a more narrow and tricky tone:

"How does it feel to be taken the first step, alter? Logically speaking, as a homosexual, you are supposed to make such a request, and Akane must be happy to lend you a swimsuit. But unfortunately, judging from your body shape, you probably Can't fit in Akane's swimsuit."

Jeanne: "..."

I:"…………"

The extended meaning of this sentence is too far-reaching, and I couldn't judge for a while, whether he was mocking Joan's mistake, or mocking my bust which is three times smaller than Joan's! ! !

"cough."

The Cave King immediately realized that he had made a slip of the tongue, and cleared his throat to cover up, "Of course, the body shape itself is not a problem, no matter what body type there is, there is nothing wrong with it."

"..."

Before I opened my mouth to answer, Joan of Arc had quickly recalled it, and slapped the sofa and raised her voice to retort:

"You still have the nerve to say me? I can't wear Akane's swimsuit, so can you?! Yes, that's right, I'm of the same sex. Except for the size of the clothes, most things can be done together. Changing clothes The room is the same room, the bedroom is the same room, and the hot spring is also in the same bath. Can other Avengers do it???"

"How can't it be done?"

The Cave King didn't take it seriously, and calmly pulled out a cigarette from his pocket:

"Alter, have you ever heard of a gang..."

"I-listen-no-see-what mixed bathing, what peeping, I can't hear that shameful topic——"

...No, didn't you say it all?Moreover, the Cave King didn't mention peeping at all.

By the way, why are you two French talking about Japanese bathing culture so passionately?Why are you so proficient, you guys.

In the end, Yaoken ended the debate with a short knife that flew out of the kitchen in a straight line and accurately pierced an apple on the table:

"How many times have I told you that smoking is not allowed indoors!!"

Cave King: "...Sorry."

Joan of Arc: "Hold... Hey, why should I apologize?"

Perhaps this is the air of the head of the family, I thought admiringly.

(...Hey, am I not the head of the family?)

……

Intimidated by the majesty of the parents, the scene quickly returned to calm, and everyone sat on the sofa quietly and obediently like kindergarten children.

Including me.

I just finished doing my hair for Joan of Arc Alter, I just feel that my hands are empty, my heart is itchy, and I really need to find another victim for me to harm:

"Enkidu, shall I comb your hair for you?"

"Eh? Don't worry about it, Master."

Unexpectedly, Enkidu, who is always kind, was slightly startled, and immediately rejected me tactfully but firmly.

"My essence is a weapon, and it has the function of self-adjustment, so I can maintain my own shape at any time. Therefore, you don't need to bother to take care of my appearance."

"Oh……"

I suddenly recalled his setting.

Because of the encounter and parting with Gilgamesh, Enkidu's positioning of his "weapon" became more and more deeply rooted.Although he is friendly to humans and willing to be used by humans, he still essentially distinguishes himself from "humans".

Coupled with the presence of that unique best friend, it is even more difficult to improve the bond with Enkidu and pursue a further relationship.

(In front of Tachika Fujimaru of Chaldea, Enkidu only said "I hope you use me as a prop". Because he has always called himself a prop, even Mash told him "don't say such sad things" ...)

"In that case, let's wait until the next time we change clothes."

I retracted my hand a little lonely, and was about to get up to put away the comb, when suddenly I felt the light on my side go dark.

"That, Edmund...?"

"what happened?"

The Cave King took his seat next to me as a matter of course, just blocking the slanting sunlight from the window.He cast his eyes on the comb in my hand, his fingertips entangled a strand of white hair at random, and an ambiguous smile spread across his lips.

"Could it be, is this considered 'same-sex privilege'?"

"No, no, that's not true."

I quickly adjusted my posture to kneeling and straightened my back so that I could easily touch the top of his head.

I stretched out my hand to lift the fluffy white hair on the back of his neck, and let out a "huh" in surprise:

"Edmund, your hair seems to grow?"

"The hair of the Servant—the ability grows, it's probably because this guy adjusted the spirit base himself."

Joan rolled her eyes indifferently.

"Look, you really like long hair, don't you?"

"I think it's all good."

Responding to this in my mouth, I felt the young man's silky white hair spread out in my palm, and I couldn't help but gather my five fingers together, carefully adjusting the strength and angle, and let the comb teeth slide slowly through the silvery white river like a small boat .

"However, it's still a bit hot to have long hair in summer? I have extra hair ties, and I'll get them for you later."

"Well. That's fine too."

The Cave King nodded in satisfaction, and at the same time leaned his neck against my hand, his golden eyes narrowed slightly comfortably, no matter how he looked, he looked like a cat being pampered.

By the way, our real orange cat is being hugged by Hotaru, and I feel like he is going to be bald.

"..."

And Enkidu turned a blind eye to all the bright or dark sparks in front of him, just moved a vase from the low cabinet, put aside the colorful bouquet of fresh flowers in his arms, hummed an unknown tune, and began to sing in a kind of An elegant, organic approach focused on flower arrangements.

"Yes, Enkidu."

The topic went astray in one breath, and I tried my best to think about it, and finally recalled his initial speech:

"About the water park, you seem to have something to tell me..."

"Ah, yes."

Enkidu raised his head calmly, and the cheerful and joyful expression appeared on his beautiful face again.

"Master, you've been comparing discounted holiday prices recently, and haven't decided where to go yet? If you're concerned about cost, I have a suggestion."

"'Proposal' means..."

"There is a water park, we should be able to play."

"Really?!!"

I hastily let go of my hand, so as not to tear off the hair of the Cave King in my excitement:

"Enkidu, did you win some lottery ticket?"

——Or, is there a passerby who tried to strike up a conversation with you and gave you a lottery ticket? ? ?

"Huh? No, no. Speaking of which, Master, can you lend me your mobile phone?"

"?????"

There were more and more question marks hovering above my head, so I had to hand out the phone with a blank expression.

I don't know which software Enkidu opened, but he entered a string of numbers lightly, and within three seconds he could not help but whisper to himself:

"Ah, I passed the verification of my friend. It really is very fast. Let me see, the video call is in..."

"??? Enkidu, who are you friending?"

"Well, that's right. Well, it should be connected like this."

Enkidu clasped his palms together happily, then took up the phone with both hands, turned the screen where the video call was already started to me and said:

"Jill, you also come to say hello. This is Qian, my current Master. She seems to want to see you all the time. Can I invite her to play with you in your water park?"

……

…………

………………

Sorry, I just lost consciousness for a moment.

——Enkidu, what did you say just now? ?

"Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!!!"

Before my completely crashed brain resumed functioning, there was a familiar golden figure in front of my eyes, and a burst of familiar, thunderous high-pitched laughter dragged me back to reality:

"Hahahahahahahaha, don't make me laugh! This stupid little girl, this mediocre bastard, do you call her Master? But you're right, my friend, she can really please me .Even through the screen, this king can smell the poverty coming!!"

I--

I--

"My day Gilgamesh!!!!!!!!!"

The author has something to say: the beginning of the last volume is Karna, and the beginning of this volume is Shan, and the golden three targets take turns to play w

The essence of Shining has always been the same. The Shining spirit here is Caster, who is relatively easy to talk about...probably

Young Shan has contracted an entire water park in FHA, and different Shan will eventually lead to the same goal (roll

PS: Of course I want all the swimsuits!