[Comprehensive] God's love

There are three major mercenary races in this world, Tujini, Chenluo, and Yetu.

Kagura is Yetu, and the shy and honest green-skinned alien in front of him is from the Tujini family.It sounds really powerful, but it has something to do with my choice!I don't decide based on the level of force value!

Pi Nulu also knew that I was a passer-by who was brought by Yinshi to meet him on a blind date, but before I opened my mouth, he said honestly that he really prefers green-skinned people of the same clan.

Yinshi grabbed the horns on the opponent's head, and said passionately: "What's so good about people of the same race, aren't mixed races popular these days! Children in the future will look good!"

No!The child of me and Pi Nulu will definitely be very strange!At most, the dark green skin turned light green on the child?

stop!I don't want the child's skin to be forgiven!

"Do you know that Little Six is ​​a rich woman! Hug her thigh, and you will have nothing to worry about for the rest of your life!"

Like a fly, he whispered around Pi Nulu, and the honest man listened to his nonsense without saying a word, and finally couldn't take it anymore, so Pi Nulu pushed Yinshi a little.Then I saw Yinshi fly backwards from in front of me, hit the wall across the street with a "bang--", and then hit the street like a salted fish.

I stared dumbfounded at this scene, scratched the back of my head furiously, bowed to Yinshi, and then went into the shop holding my little flower.

This fighting power is too much.

I quickly ran to Yinshi and squatted beside him. I poked his head with my index finger: "Hey, Yinshi? Are you still alive?"

For a long time, Yinshi tremblingly raised his hand and gave me a thumbs up.No, wait, your crotch is bleeding, hey!Is the attack to the point!

"Are you okay! Do you need to go to the hospital for anorectal surgery!"

"Andrology is the right thing to do! In short, Ah Yin's balls are invincible! Trust me."

"If you didn't say that with a dazed face, I would still believe it! Anyway, go to the hospital soon! I don't want to be responsible for the rest of your life!"

After dealing with his crotch, I sent Gintoki back to the master house, Kagura and Shinpachi rushed out curiously and asked me how it was going, I just shook my head.By the way, your boss's head is broken, don't you two care?

Yinshi was paralyzed on the sofa and shouted: "Don't worry, Ah Yin will find it for you tomorrow!"

I thought for a few seconds, stood in front of the sofa and looked down at him, and asked gloomily, "You and Hijikata are also familiar, right? Why didn't you introduce me to the police station! He is handsome and has a national meal, no matter how he looks, he looks very good." All right!"

Yin Shi sighed, and said in black: "V-shaped bangs mayonnaise and S-shaking devil boy led by a perverted stalker gorilla, they are not opponents you can conquer at all. Why don't you start from LV1 obediently!"

My peasy eyes: "But those LV1 levels you introduced to me will also issue cards to me!"

Yin Shi: "..."

Me: "And you didn't even see me!"

Yin Shi: "..."

After three seconds of silence, Yinshi put on a laughing expression and told me to go home.I snorted, grabbed a few pieces of vinegar kelp and left.

It's just that I still came to Wanshiwu on the second day. I originally wanted to have a meal.Unexpectedly, Gintoki and Kagura were waiting neatly in the kitchen, while Shinpachi beside him had a helpless expression on his face that he didn't want to be with fools.I saw that they had prepared all the pots, pans and pans, but they didn't do anything.

Yinshi looked at me enthusiastically, and said loudly, "Little Six, please! You are the living master!"

Me: "Show face, why do you still ask customers to cook for you!"

Yinshi plausibly said: "Cooking is so delicious, it's a waste of talent if you don't cook it a few times! We're making you shine! This opportunity is rare! It's not who made the dishes, we will reward you with face!"

Shinpachi: "Even last month, I even picked up the leftovers from Toshi's mother-in-law's house to eat."

Yin Shi: "It's just to reduce the burden on the trash can, you know! Cherishing food starts from me!"

In the end, I was fooled into making breakfast. I tried omurice this time. I think I can really consider opening a small restaurant.Gintoki patted his swollen belly and belched contentedly, I urged.

"Let's go, take me to meet my next blind date!"

Gintoki felt somewhat puzzled about my expectations.He probably thought that after all the failures yesterday, I should have no expectations of him.In fact, I have already made a decision. If I don't find a suitable one today, I will decisively turn around and attack the earthwork!

As for Okita, when I went back last night, I saw him and Kagura fighting on the street.

In addition to childhood sweethearts that are quite difficult to dismantle, there is another combination that is also very difficult to dismantle, and that is the popular combination of Huanxi Enemies.It doesn't look like there are any girls pestering the earthwork, so I think it should be safe, right?

After 10 minutes, Gintoki took me to a ladyboy club, and he said that maybe I have a strange taste and there will be someone for me.Immediately, I gave him a left uppercut to make him spit out his breakfast, and when he was clutching his stomach, he dragged me to find the second one in an irresistible way.

So, came to the cowherd shop?

I started to roll up my sleeves: "How do you want to die."

When he wanted to continue to intimidate Yin, a handsome young man with a ponytail and a black one-eyed eye patch came across the street, wearing a windbreaker uniform and a knife on his waist.At that moment, my heart skipped a beat.What an elegant and gentle young man!

"Hey, I lost my soul!" Gintoki waved his hand in front of me.

I opened his hand, pointed at the boy in surprise, and said excitedly, "That and that! See that! I like him a little bit!"

Yinshi looked in the direction of my finger, and suddenly, his face darkened, and he said to me in a heavy tone: "Are you a concubine, little six?"

I shook my head blankly: "Thank you, I won't do it."

Yin Shi: "Then give it up properly!"

Me: "What do you mean? Could it be that the pretty little brother is a womanizer? He likes men!"

Yin Shi: "...To be precise, Kubei is a master of men's clothing."

I was surprised: "Huh?"

Yin Shi: "She is 100% a girl!"

The girl's heart, which was finally revived, suffered a shattered fracture with a bang.Seeing Yinshi and me, the girl who I mistook as a teenager nodded slightly, as a way of saying hello to Yinshi, and then walked away to another road. In a further place, there seemed to be a man in a kimono. The gentle woman is waiting.Huh?That woman in kimono seems to be Shinpachi's older sister.

"Well, if I say that I change my orientation? Is it possible?" I continued to look at the big guy named Kubei without giving up.

Yinshi picked his nostrils with fish eyes, and then wiped on the wall: "Wake up, you, this time I will take you to find someone who can definitely be cultivated well!"

A little bit lost, I was dragged away by Yinshi, and I didn't even care about the fact that he pulled me with his nose-picking hand.

This time I went a long way.This is the first time I've been to this neighborhood, and it's full of laughing men and women, pretty girls wearing makeup, and all kinds of excited and cheerful men.Remember when you were pulled in here, you seemed to see a street sign saying Yoshihara?

Gintoki introduced me a little bit to the hostesses of Riri Yoshihara, Hiraki and Tsukiyong, but the main thing he introduced to me was the little boy next to Hirak.

Haruta.

Yinshi whispered to me: "How about it, it's pretty good, it's very popular these days, and it's 100% exciting."

As soon as these words came out, Yueyong stabbed him with a shuriken so cold that his whole body was bleeding, and Qingta over there hurriedly took out a basin and took three catties of blood.

Up to now, I have finally completely given up on Lalang in Wanshiwu.

On the way back, Gintoki whined behind me, saying that he didn't understand what young people were thinking.I turned my head and gave him a cool look, and knowing he was wrong, he quickly shut up.In the end, he reluctantly said: "Since you haven't completed your task, then Ah Yin won't charge you any money, so I don't want 1000 million."

"Don't you still owe the rent? Why don't you want money?"

"The mission was not completed again. This is not a signboard. Besides, you also cooked us breakfast for two days, so that's it. Falling in love or something is more troublesome than fighting and killing."

"Otherwise why should I assist!"

"But you haven't fired Ah Yin yet, so stop assisting."

"What did you assist me yourself, don't you have any points in your heart!"

Yinshi looked into the distance with a guilty conscience, and whistled.

I found that he really doesn't care about paying. It seems that it is not unreasonable for him to be poor.The help of this blind date ended here, I sighed and waved goodbye to Euntoki.

After walking a hundred meters, I stopped, and the more I thought about it, the more I felt that it was not good to not pay.Turning around and looking back, Yin Shi's figure had disappeared.After thinking for a while, I ran in the direction of Master House, and when I arrived at the destination, I didn't go upstairs, but stepped into Granny Dengshi's tavern.

Seeing me coming in, the old woman holding a cigarette was surprised for a moment. She asked in a slightly hoarse voice, "Eat or drink?"

I bared my teeth and said, "I'm here to pay the rent owed by the family upstairs."

Mother-in-law Dengshi looked at me suspiciously, "That dead natural volume threatened you to pay his rent?"

"No, no! I did it voluntarily!" Yin Shi, how bad your reputation is!

Instead of asking more, the mother-in-law took out the account book at once, and then paid the money with one hand and transferred the account with the other.Just when she handed over the money to her old man, the sliding door of the tavern was pushed open, and a group of uniformed gangsters appeared at the door, led by Tufang.

"The Shinsengumi conducts routine inspections." The man with a cigarette in his mouth looked around, his tone low.

Compared with the routine inspections of the police, it is more like hooligans collecting protection fees, you guys.

The next second, Okita took out a cannon from nowhere and pointed it at Granny Toshi and me, and said lazily: "I found a suspicious illegal transaction, bombard me."

Do you enforce the law like this, does the country know?