[Comprehensive] God's love

Early in the morning, I was full of anticipation and received a vague good person card as soon as I arrived at Master House?

People clerk?

I looked at Uncle Hasegawa with an awkward yet polite smile, and then I saw the trio of masters coming out of the kitchen with a shabby breakfast.Shinpachi covered his face when he saw me, as if he was ashamed.And Yinshi hurriedly raised the chopsticks in his hand to say hello, and I rushed over and grabbed Dead Fisheye's skirt and roared.

"Did you find me this good-for-nothing uncle wandering the streets with a cardboard box! And he is a husband! Do you have sulfuric acid in your head!"

Being dragged by me, I bent down, and the chopsticks in my hand fell to the ground. Yinshi was a little terrified, but he still responded bravely: "I'm going to get divorced, what are you afraid of! And those who are experienced can take care of others!" What’s wrong with the homeless uncle! Let me tell you! The carton uncle who wanders in the park is hard to find, and the person wearing sunglasses must not be too bad luck!”

"Shut up! And I was issued a good guy card before I even had a word with him! What a dick!"

"Huh? Get rejected even if you don't agree with me?"

Gintoki was taken aback, I snorted and let go of his shirt, and Kagura and Shinpachi at the side tried to curry favor with me with a poor breakfast, for fear that I, a big fat sheep, would slip away.

Seeing Yinshi whispered a few words to Hasegawa, he sighed helplessly, handed his breakfast to Hasegawa, and he happily ran away.By the way, the good-for-nothing uncle is here for breakfast, right?

"Oh, I didn't expect him to like more mature and gentle ones. I guess he still has a wife or something in his heart." Holding her curly hair, Yinshi laughed awkwardly.

I just stared at him with a cold face, Yinshi couldn't hold back my gaze, lowered his posture, and smiled: "Oh, don't be angry, Ah Yin still has several top cards in his hand!"

Where are you Mama-san?

"Okay, okay, you haven't had breakfast yet, let's have breakfast together!" Pushing my shoulders, he pushed me to the sofa and sat down. There was a cheap breakfast on the coffee table that I couldn't bear to look at.However, Kagura still ate voraciously, his mouth was full of rice grains.

I curled my lips: "It looks unpalatable at first glance."

Gintoki: "C-Cai is not bad to eat! Look at my family's Kagura food and even swallow the rice cooker!"

Shinpachi made up the knife silently: "It's just that Xiao Kagura is not picky about eating. If I knew it, I would have breakfast at home before coming here."

Yinshi: "Then go back and eat! Come here early in the morning to eat! Deduct your salary!"

Shinpachi: "...you send your salary first and let me see it!"

It's true that I haven't eaten breakfast yet, but I don't intend to eat the white rice with raw eggs in front of me.It's better to have enough food and clothing by yourself.

Me: "Do you have any other dishes at home?"

Yinshi: "Why, I need to add more food for you."

Me: "I make mixed fried rice, anyway, you can choose, you want to eat your own raw egg bibimbap or my fried rice."

Kagura raised her hand while eating: "Me me me me me! Refill!"

Yinshi: "Go back to your rabbit planet! I can't afford it anymore!"

Shinpachi: "Ah! Miss Tenjin, please fry me up too! There are still tomatoes, eggs, and a box of meatballs that are about to expire in the refrigerator."

I nodded, and followed Shinpachi into the kitchen without waiting for Yinshi to agree.Let Yinshi make noise in the back, Kagura thought he was noisy, let Dingchun bite his head.The living room is full of chickens and dogs, and Xinba in the kitchen helps me out, which is very warm.

After using up all the ingredients in the refrigerator, he fried a bowl of assorted fried rice. After smelling the aroma, Yintoki finally shut up.However, the three of them fought over fried rice.

I stared dumbfounded at the employees committing crimes, and the boss suppressed them bloodily, and I could barely hold the spoon in my hand.

You... as for?

How long has it been since you had a good meal?After thinking about it, Yinshi still owes three months' rent downstairs, which is really bitter. I shouldn't be too demanding on a man who is in a middle-aged crisis.

Finally, under my mediation, the three people shared the fried rice.I looked at Kagura's unsatisfactory stomach like a bottomless pit, she was actually drinking, not eating.

Kagura: "Little Six! It's super delicious! You can go open a restaurant! This queen must come to join us every day!"

Yin Shi: "Pull you down, do you have money?"

Kagura: "I go to credit every day! The big deal is to sell | flesh | body to pay off the debt!"

Shinpachi: "Ahem, ahem——"

After breakfast, the industrious Xinba boy took care of the aftermath.Yinshi gritted his teeth and said, "Okay, I'll take you to meet the next blind date in a while. Ah Yin knows that you have high vision, and you have already said hello to him."

Are you sure it's because I have high vision, not because you are too mentally retarded!

At nine o'clock, I was taken to a bookstore by Yinshi, and there stood a ninja man with long bangs covering his eyes, holding a copy of "JUMP" in his hand.No, shouldn't a blind date be at a coffee shop or a restaurant?I seldom go on blind dates, Yinshi, don't lie to me!

The ninja over there noticed us and looked up, probably because his bangs were too long, and he couldn't see his eyes at all.

Yinshi pushed me, I was stunned, and he quickly stepped forward and introduced himself with a smile: "Hello, I'm here for a blind date, my name is Tenshen Six, please give me your advice!"

The ninja closed the book in his hand, and responded, "Ah, hello, I'm Quanzo Hattori. As for the blind date, I'm sorry, your appearance is too difficult to describe, so let me refuse."

???

I tilted my head, making sure I didn't have auditory hallucinations just now, and the smile froze on my face.Since I grew up, this is the first time I have heard others say that I am too ugly, and I was rejected by being ugly?

Wipe it!I was ugly rejected!

The gods will never admit that they have low looks!

Seeing that I rolled up my sleeves in a rage and was about to pull Fukubu Quanzo's hair, Gintoki quickly stopped me and told him to leave the bookstore in a panic.Although Hattori Zenzo looked dazed, I slipped away because I was too ugly.I was so angry that I almost spiraled into the sky, and roared with my eyes wide open.

"Let go of Yinshi, today I will make an exception and try to kill someone! Who is ugly! See you at the canteen after school if you are capable!"

"No, no, no! You're definitely not ugly! You're super pretty, okay! That guy looks like shit and has hemorrhoids, but he's definitely a reliable man. But Ah Yin forgot, his aesthetics are different from ordinary people!" From behind Gintoki yelled while holding me and even lifting me up when I was angry.

Hearing what he said, my kicking feet stopped, and I turned my head and asked, "What do you mean?"

Yinshi put me back on the ground, and said along the hair: "Hemorrhoid ninjas only like ugly girls."

I laughed at myself: "Then he thinks I'm ugly! Isn't it just right!"

Yinshi: "No, no, what Ah Yin means is that he has a different aesthetic level from ordinary people! We think it looks good, but he thinks it's ugly. Anyway, I'll take you to see it!"

Saying so, Gintoki took me and ran to find Hattori Zenzo.Then I saw Hattori confessing his love to a Mohawk-haired aunt with an upturned nose, big buck teeth, and a mole with fur at the corner of her mouth, saying that the other party was a thunderbolt in winter, awakening the dormant love in his heart.

I:"……"

Yin Shi: "In short, that's it."

Me: "Look, what did you introduce to me!"

Yinshi: "Ahaha, um, there's a super strong man! He's from an alien species! Let's go find him!"

Probably in order to save face, Yinshi dragged me to find someone again.I looked at him with dead eyes, and thought in my heart, why don't I go back to the police station to find Hijikata and Okita to develop a relationship.

This time, Yinshi took me to a flower shop. The scent of flowers soothed my restlessness. I looked at those beautiful flowers and couldn't help but imagine what the man in the flower shop would look like.If she's handsome, powerful, and even opens a flower shop, that's absolutely unacceptable!

"Look, it's him!"

Yinshi pushed me, and I stepped into the store, and saw a forgiving alien, as tall as an iron tower, with a pair of downward-pointing horns on both sides of his head, and a ferocious face.

Wait, there is a cute little flower blooming on the head of this sturdy alien?