The Queen Dressed as Lin's Sister

There was a lot of movement here, and many people stood at the gate of the courtyard to watch the excitement. Although they didn't dare to come in, their eyes were fixed on the embarrassing emperor.

The emperor was in so much pain that he wanted to roll on the ground, and seeing so many people, he was so angry that he couldn't get up when he fell on the ground, and shouted: "What are you looking at!? Idiot! Call the imperial doctor!! Hurry up!" Call me the doctor!"

The servants quickly agreed, and trotted to find the imperial doctor, but the king of Beijing County turned a blind eye over there, quickly passed the emperor, and entered the room, where Wu Zhao sat firmly and calmly Xian, but Si'er has a face full of credit, with blood on his mouth.

The emperor was in excruciating pain, and the imperial physician came quickly, and treated the wound immediately, and bandaged the wound well.The wound was a bite wound, and it was repeatedly bitten in several places, just like chopping meat. After chopping it back and forth several times, it almost turned into meat paste, the pain is so painful that the emperor can't do it.

The imperial physician was even more trembling, and dared not touch it, because it would definitely hurt if touched.

At this time, King Bei Jing walked out of the house with Wu Zhao supported, and Si'er followed beside him, looking very cute.

When the emperor saw the big yellow dog, he yelled angrily: "Catch it!! It's that mad dog! This damn mad dog, he actually bit me!!"

The emperor shouted at the top of his lungs, and everyone looked at each other. In fact, they probably knew what was going on in their hearts. After all, the emperor's thoughts were always fixed on the princess of the king of Beijing County. Many people understood and knew it well. , just dare not say it.

General Dai and Deputy General Gao respected Wu Zhao like a god. Looking at it this way, it is natural that they are not ashamed of the emperor's actions. The king of Beijing County defended your home and country for you, but you still miss other people's wives. Where is this placed? On a man's head, which man can swallow this breath?

Wu Zhao smiled, and said very calmly: "Your Majesty, the wild dog that attacked you just now has already fled from that side. If the Emperor sends someone to catch you, maybe you can still catch it."

When the emperor heard it, he immediately shouted: "Impossible! It's this one! Can I not recognize it? It's this beast! Come on! Catch it for me, cut off its flesh piece by piece, and let me kill it !Damn beast! Damn!"

The King of Beijing narrowed his eyes, as if he was about to have a seizure. Wu Zhao patted the back of his hand lightly, and then said: "The emperor must have misread it. That wild dog really ran away. This dog He has been squatting in my boudoir, never leaving half a step, look, your majesty, he still has a chain around his neck."

Everyone saw that, sure enough, there was a chain tied around Si'er's neck. The chain was very long. One end was tied to Si'er, and the other end was locked in the room. Si'er could move freely in the room, pick up balls, etc., but he could not run outside. I can't get out of the house because Wu Zhao is afraid that Si'er will be too stubborn. After all, this is not the Prince's Mansion in Beijing County, nor the Lin Mansion. It's not good to be too free and bump into others.

Si'er was still shaking his head, shaking his own chain, like a demonstration.

Wu Zhao said with a smile, "This dog is in the room, and it is chained. The chain is still intact and not broken. How could it run out and hurt the emperor?"

The emperor almost spat out a mouthful of blood, feeling like his chest was about to explode. If he insisted on killing that mad dog, he would have to admit that he had broken into Wu Zhao's room. Wouldn't he be laughed at to death?

If he refuses to admit that he broke into Wu Zhao's room, he will let that beast go!

The emperor's ass was bitten, and he couldn't swallow the bad breath in his heart.

But Wu Zhao said with a smile: "Your Majesty, please carefully identify whether that mad dog has already run away, it is not this one at all."

The emperor heard Wu Zhao's threatening tone, and immediately became even more angry. As soon as he got angry, he felt that his buttocks and thighs hurt even more. He was panting heavily, as if he had turned into a dog.

A lot of people around were watching, what acting generals, senior lieutenants, maids, maids, eunuchs, etc. How could the emperor admit his nasty things in front of so many people?

So he had no choice but to break his teeth, and swallowed a mouthful of blood into his stomach. The emperor almost exploded on the spot, and said in a vicious voice, "Yes... I made a mistake. It seems that it is not this one. The mad dog who attacked me, Run away from there."

Wu Zhao smiled and said, "Yes, I just said that Si'er is the most docile. He doesn't eat meat on weekdays and is very psychic. And the great monk said that Si'er is a dog with Buddha nature."

As she spoke, she touched Si'er's head very gently, and Si'er raised her head in cooperation, as if being praised.

The emperor heard something spiritual and Buddha-like, and almost scolded people, and forced himself to hold back the tone, but Si'er spit out a piece of cloth from his mouth with a "poof!", and everyone looked down, good guy, the cloth head of the dragon robe!

The emperor's face was dull, as if he had been slapped several times, he hurriedly let the imperial doctor carry him away, and naturally lost his temper when he returned, he also slapped Concubine Xiande, and slapped him several times.

On the other side, the emperor left, and the King of Beijing County said to Wu Zhao, "Are you all right?"

Wu Zhao said with a smile: "I have something to do, and the emperor has something to do. What can I do?"

King Beijing said: "Madam has a lot of evil ideas."

As he spoke, he rubbed Si'er's head in a very "pleasing" way, and said, "Thanks to Si'er this time."

Si'er didn't appreciate it very much, he held his head high and insisted on Wu Zhao to touch it.

The emperor was bitten, his ass was rotten, and he couldn't walk for a few days. Everyone felt relieved. I haven't seen the emperor show up for a long time. It's probably for peace of mind. Otherwise, the negotiation has already been put on the agenda. How can the emperor go out to negotiate if his ass is still rotten these days?

It was rare for Wu Zhao to be free for a few days. The emperor did not come to offend her. Concubine Xiande and Xue Zhaoyi did not come either. Concubine Xiande had slap marks on her face and did not dare to go out. , so they didn't come over.

Wu Zhao was usually stubborn with Si'er, but she always felt that Si'er seemed to have gained a lot of weight these days, and she had gained a lot of flesh, and it was all fat.

It was rare for Wu Zhao to get up earlier this day, and he didn't see the king of Beijing, but heard the sound of dogs barking outside the house. He opened the window and saw that the king of Beijing and Si'er were here.

One person and one dog were in the yard, and there was a huge washbasin in front of King Bei Jing, which was full of meat, and it was feeding Si'er.

Wu Zhao took a closer look, and immediately understood why Si'er gained weight these days. It turned out that it was the king of Beijing who made a fool of him. Si'er ate such a large basin of meat in the morning. What are you waiting for if you are not fat?

Since Si'er was the hero who rescued the beauty, King Beijing liked this dog more and more. Although Si'er always competed with him and had the same name as himself, King Beijing couldn't stand it. He always gave Si'er a little trouble, and Si'er was a little more friendly to King Beijing because he was short-handed and soft-spoken.

Seeing Wu Zhao get up, the king of Beijing County quickly threw down the meat in his hand, wiped it with a handkerchief, and walked over.

Wu Zhao glanced at his hands in disgust, they were all raw meat after all.

King Beijing smiled and said, "Ma'am, get up? We'll be on the road later, and there's still some time left, let's take a rest."

Today is the day to set off for negotiations. They will have to waste a few days on the way to enter the border of Qianxiang Kingdom.

They set off at noon, escorted by a mighty team. After all, this negotiation was between the emperor and the Queen of Qianxiang Kingdom in person. The scale is not small, so naturally it must be mighty.

The progress of the team was not fast, because the emperor's butt was not healed, how could it be possible to be so good after being bitten like that?It can't be too bumpy, so the road will be slow.

It's spring now, but it's still a bit cold occasionally, and it's usually a little warmer. The journey is not tiring, and Wu Zhao is now traveling in the mountains and rivers.

Because this negotiation required troops from both sides to be stationed, it was not possible to enter the city. It was held on the outskirts of a border town in Qianxiang Country.

When they arrived, they were greeted by the princess of Qianxiang Kingdom, who led the troops out with a very strong posture.

King Beijing was riding on his horse and looked around. On the surface, he felt that Qianxiang Kingdom was very sincere because there were not many troops stationed there.

Sure enough, the general officer said: "The princess of Qianxiang Kingdom said that this time the Queen is showing her sincerity, so she placed all the soldiers and horses twenty miles away. There are only 1000 troops in this big camp."

The emperor looked at it, and immediately felt relieved. They brought 2 horses, while the Qianxiang Kingdom had only [-] soldiers. Even if there were others, they were all twenty miles away. Fire, no use at all.

The emperor relaxed, and immediately exchanged a few polite words with the princess of Qianxiang Kingdom, and then looked at the captives before preparing to rest. After a while, the Queen of Qianxiang Kingdom greeted everyone in person.

The reception banquet was very extravagant, it didn't look like an exchange of captives, it seemed like an alliance.

Wu Zhao and King Beijing entered the banquet camp. Many ministers from Qianxiang Kingdom were already there. When they walked in, many people looked sideways, but most of them were looking at King Beijing.

Outsiders didn't know that these victories came from the hands of Wu Zhao. After all, no one could imagine a woman fighting, so they thought it was the work of King Beijing.

As soon as King Beijing came, he beat the people of Qianxiang Kingdom to pieces. Naturally, Qianxiang Kingdom wanted to take a closer look at Duke Beijing to see what kind of character he was.

Both the emperor and the Queen of Qianxiang Country came late. The Queen looked about 40 years old, she was well maintained, her charm was still there, and she had a mature and charming look on her face.

The two sides said some polite words, and the queen of Qianxiang Kingdom asked the official to translate, saying that today is not hurting the peace, not talking about political affairs, but just entertaining distinguished guests and showing the friendship of the landlord.

The banquet began soon, and the Queen of Qianxiang Kingdom came down with a glass of wine, and walked to Wu Zhao on her own initiative, followed by the interpreter of the officer.

The official said: "The queen said that she has always wanted to see the princess. I heard that the princess is a stunning beauty, which makes people fascinated."

Seeing that she was criticizing him, Wu Zhao didn't pay much attention to it, but the Queen of Qianxiang Country was not willing to let her go.

Said: "Also say... the women of Middle Earth are too petty, they only have... only beauty to speak of."

Wu Zhao smiled and said: "What the queen said is very true. Our middle-earth women are petty, can't get on the big stage, and still hold grudges in their hearts. They wish to remember them for several lifetimes, so they just chop their fingers and grab them. Prince these things, no matter how much they do, they can’t be done.”

As soon as the officer translated, the Queen's expression turned ugly. She offered a toast to Wu Zhao, and Wu Zhao generously returned a glass of wine. She drank not a drop, and even poured the glass for the Queen to see.

The Queen's face was even worse, she turned her head and left without speaking to Wu Zhao again.

On the other hand, Wu Zhao drank a glass of wine boldly just now, but she never thought that the wine was so strong that her head would explode. I could barely keep my eyes open.

Seeing that Wu Zhao was bored with a cup, the King of Beijing quickly supported Wu Zhao and said, "Ma'am?"

It took Wu Zhao a long time to regain his composure, clicked his tongue and said, "This wine is too spicy..."

The Prince of Beijing laughed angrily, and said, "Who told you that you are all bored? This wine is very strong, not like the wine on our side."

After Wu Zhao drank a cup, she immediately felt ill. Her stomach seemed to be on fire, and her face was also on fire. King Beijing hurriedly got her some food to cushion her stomach, but it didn't work, and she was still all over Like being on fire, he fell asleep next to him after a while.

It's okay to fall asleep, and there is no fuss. The King of Beijing immediately heaved a sigh of relief. He dared to say that the wine was too strong. Wu Zhao fell asleep all of a sudden. It's lucky that he didn't go crazy with alcohol.

He had just had a few glasses of wine, but Wu Zhao was drunk, so King Beijing Jing helped Wu Zhao go back to rest first. He helped Wu Zhao into the tent and put him on the bed. He wanted the maids to serve him, but he wanted to Go around and deal with it.

As a result, Wu Zhao woke up suddenly. It was very scary. Teng guy opened his eyes and stared at King Beijing with wide eyes.

Seeing that she was awake, King Beijing said, "Good girl, close your eyes and rest for a while."

Wu Zhao snorted, seemed uncomfortable, turned over, sat up from the bed, stared at King Beijing in a daze, then suddenly reached out and hugged King Beijing.

He said vaguely: "Beauty, there is a reward for serving you."

The king of Beijing County was very helpless at once, and he was still crazy after pouring wine, Zijuan and Xueyan were smiling, not only that, but Wu Zhao also said amazingly, and said: "Rong Rong, your little appearance is getting more and more beautiful .”

"puff!"

Zijuan and Xueyan suddenly burst out laughing, but they couldn't hold it back.

King Beijing Jing suddenly felt a little headache, Madam even gave him a nickname?Immediately waved the girls to go out, feeling that they could not go back to deal with it today, let's deal with my wife first.

The girls withdrew, but Wu Zhao didn't see him at all. He grabbed the King of Beijing and called out very kindly, "Rong Rong, your face is quite slippery..."

King Beijing said helplessly: "Yes, yes, what is what Ma'am said, Ma'am, lie down quickly, and I will serve you to bed."

Wu Zhao waved his hand and said, "No, don't go to bed, you have to serve Rong Rong..."

The King of Beijing had a headache, and Wu Zhao took off his clothes by himself, and threw them down one by one boldly. The King of Beijing quickly lowered his head to pick up the clothes. Pen.

King Bei Jing hurriedly put his clothes aside and said, "Come on, come here quickly, my dear, don't catch a cold here, cover yourself with a quilt."

Wu Zhao didn't cover it, and looked at the King of Beijing with drunken eyes with a smile, and said, "Drawing a turtle..."

King Beijing immediately thought of the beautiful little turtle, and immediately refused, saying: "No, you don't know what to do with your eyebrows. It is difficult to wipe off after painting, so you can't paint it on your face."

When Wu Zhao heard this, he could only show such an expression when he was drunk. He felt aggrieved immediately, pouted his lips, clicked his eyes twice, and his long eyelashes were foggy, so aggrieved, so aggrieved, so aggrieved.

The King of Beijing County immediately compromised and said: "Is it okay to paint in the palm of your hand? My husband thinks that my wife's craftsmanship is so good, and I am not willing to wipe it for my husband. If I paint in the palm of my hand, I can keep it for a little longer?"

Hearing this, Wu Zhao pouted her petal-like lips again, as if compromising, and leaned over with a pen, the King of Beijing County suddenly realized that in fact, Madam suddenly felt wronged, not only when she was drunk, but also when she made a fool of herself. when……

Sure enough, Wu Zhao immediately swiped a brush and drew a line on the face of Prince Beijing. Seeing the angry and helpless look of Prince Beijing, his stomach ached from laughing.

The King of Beijing County was afraid that she would fall unsteadily, so he quickly hugged her in his arms, which made it easier for Wu Zhao to paint, so the King of Beijing County could only helplessly say, "Little villain, let's see how I deal with you."