The Queen Dressed as Lin's Sister

Because Wu Zhao and King Beijing have been at the border for a while, the old concubine in the capital is not at ease. Although King Beijing often sends letters back to Beijing, the return date is far away. They also have to go deep into the Qianxiang country to negotiate.

The old concubine felt that it was not advisable to go deep into the Qianxiang country to negotiate, and she was very worried, so she asked someone to deliver a letter back, and at the same time sent some daily supplies to King Beijing and Wu Zhao.

King Beijing and Wu Zhao had nothing to do these days. King Beijing had just come down from the tower, led the soldiers for training, and then looked at the movement outside the border.

The king of Beijing County entered the door, and Zijuan suddenly came in from the other side and said, "Your Majesty, Wangfei, there are people coming from the old concubine's side!"

In fact, the old concubine also handed over letters a few times, so there was nothing unusual. King Bei Jing said, "Call in."

As a result, I heard a "squeak", the door was pushed open, and a little meat bun came in bouncing, bouncing, and the little horns were bouncing, and then I heard it again. "Wow woof woof" bark.

When King Beijing heard the barking sound, his heart tightened immediately, and he thought, no, here comes the competition for favor.

Sure enough, I saw Xiao Liu'er running in, holding a dog leash in his hand, and tied Si'er.

The big yellow dog seemed to be terribly afraid of Xiao Liu'er, and didn't want to follow him forward. He was desperately dragging him, wishing he could rub it on the ground. How could he still have the vigor of a "bad dog" that used to compete with the king of Beijing County for favor? , very pitiful.

But as soon as Si'er came in, he seemed to see Wu Zhao, and immediately jumped up, his voice changed, "嗤嗡" twice, he rushed over quickly, lay down in front of Wu Zhao, sticking out his tongue, wagging his tail, then He looked pleasant.

When Wu Zhao saw Si'er, he was also happy, and said with a smile, "Si'er, why are you here?"

Si'er seemed to be able to understand Wu Zhao's words, as if he was very smart, he immediately shook his head, "Aww" twice, seemed very docile, and rubbed his big head on Wu Zhao's knee.

King Beijing saw that Si'er was not very clean, and seemed to be rolling on the ground a lot, so he reached out and pushed Si'er's big head away.

Si'er glanced at King Beijing with disgust, barked at him twice, then turned to Wu Zhao, sticking out his tongue and wagging his tail.

Wu Zhao was amused by Si'er, and quickly touched her big head, and said comfortingly, "Good boy, Si'er."

King Bei Jing stood and watched, on the one hand, he always felt jealous, that the pup who was fighting for favor was given by himself, on the other hand, he felt very uncomfortable, and always felt that when his wife called Sier, it seemed like like calling yourself...

The King of Beijing quickly took the letter and looked at it, and said with a smile: "Mother asked Xiao Liuer to bring you the Motherwort Preservation Prescription, what is that? Madam is sick, if you want a prescription, why don't you send someone to go sooner?" Fetched?"

Wu Zhao smiled and said: "It's not a recipe for eating, it's for washing your face. When the time comes, the king of the county can also use it. It's windy and sunny here, and the wind and sand are also strong, and it will ruin the beauty of the king of the county." gone."

When the King of Beijing County heard it, well, it turned out to be a beautiful house, and the old concubine didn't know what she was thinking. This is the border gate, what are you going to do with some beautiful recipes?But if it really ruined Madam's face, King Bei Jing would also feel distressed.

The King of Beijing County read down the letter again, feeling a little headache. He stretched out his hand and pressed his forehead, and said, "Mother also asked Xiao Liuer to bring you a lot of rouge..."

When Xiao Liuer heard this, he hurriedly beckoned someone to bring it in. A big box, "Boom!" was placed on the table, heavy, and when he opened it, there was a lot of rouge and various thrush pens inside.

In fact, Prince Beijing is a little strange. Isn't there only two eyebrows? Why do you need so many eyebrow brushes, rouge brushes, etc. in the cabinet of your daughter's house?Big, small, long, short, all kinds?

The king of Beijing once saw an extra-large pen on Wu Zhao's dressing table. It was sent by the old concubine, a new pattern in the palace, for thrushes.

The king of Beijing was a little confused at the time, and picked up the thrush pen to compare Wu Zhao's eyebrows. It was obvious that Wu Zhao had willow eyebrows, and the last time he drew her eyebrows was not very thick, but Wu Zhao was very thick. Disgusted, even got such a thick big eyebrow pencil, how to draw it?

In fact, the king of the county didn't know that it was drawn one by one, and he didn't ask him to draw it in one stroke at all...

The king of Beijing County looked at the dazzling array of things in the brocade box, and he finally learned a lot. Then he continued to read the letter, and the old concubine sent someone to bring daily necessities.

Said that the daughter-in-law was afraid of the cold, so she brought her several cloaks, all with fur, as well as several brocade quilts, small felts, and even seven hand stoves!

Said that the daughter-in-law was afraid of getting sick, so she brought her a lot of pills, all of which were just prepared in the capital, all of which were very fresh, and the boxes were labeled, and there were also many beauty and beauty products, all in one piece. big push.

Not only that, the old concubine was afraid that her daughter-in-law would not have anything to eat at the border, so she brought a lot of dried meat, which was easy to preserve, and let them cook and eat.

Wu Zhao looked at everything, and thanked the old concubine every time he saw one. Here, the daughter-in-law and mother-in-law get along very well. Every time the King of Beijing wants to think that Wu Zhao is her own, and he is the one who picked it up.

King Beijing finished reading the letter, picked it up and read it again, then turned around and read it again, then put the letter down, looked at Xiao Liuer, and said, "Does the old concubine have something for me?"

Xiao Liu'er raised his head, looked at the tall and stalwart King of Beijing County, and pulled his little horns, as if he was meditating. After a long time, he clapped his hands and said, "No more, the old concubine let Liu I remember it, I remember it!"

The king of Beijing County suddenly had a mouthful of blood stuck in his lungs, and almost choked to death. Sure enough, he was not his own.

Xiao Liu'er kindly said: "Jun Wang, you can eat dried meat with the princess!"

The king of Beijing County gave a dry laugh and said, "No need, just eat."

Xiao Liu'er said very sincerely: "No, no, the old concubine prepared a lot of dry food for me on the way, a lot of meat, I finished it all!"

He said, and patted his little belly.

Now it's all right, the sentimental old concubine remembers Xiao Liu'er, but only the King of Beijing is forgotten.

The King of Beijing was a little dumbfounded.

This day, the king of Beijing County is going to inspect the city tower, and he will come back at noon to have lunch with Wu Zhao. Good quilt, and then put on clothes quietly, sneakily, like a thief, for fear of waking Wu Zhao.

Wu Zhao sleeps lazily, but sleeps very lightly, and wakes up when disturbed. If he can't sleep well, others will feel uncomfortable at most, and he will be fine when he wakes up. But Wu Zhao will suffer all day, with a headache and soreness.

Ever since the King of Beijing opened the meat, he has paid more attention to taking care of Wu Zhao. After all, if he takes good care of himself, his own life will be good too.

Wu Zhao heard that he got up, and wanted to continue to sleep, but when he opened his eyes and saw the king of Beijing changing clothes, he couldn't help squinting his eyes for a while. Although he was sleepy, the scenery was good. After watching for a while, When King Beijing put on his armor and tidied up everything, Wu Zhao closed his eyes and fell asleep again.

When King Beijing left, Si'er sneaked in, lying beside Wu Zhao's bed, watching Wu Zhao eagerly, and playing with him when Wu Zhao woke up.

Wu Zhao didn't wake up early, washed up after getting up, had breakfast, and played with Si'er in the room, at most throwing balls and the like, because it was cold outside, Wu Zhao threw them in the room. For the ball, Si'er doesn't dislike the short distance.

Early in the morning, the emperor asked people to inquire about King Bei Jing's itinerary today, where he is now, when he will return to the mansion, etc., and then sat in the room, waiting impatiently.

After a while, it seemed that someone came back, the emperor hurriedly got up, wishing to greet him personally, thinking that someone was answering, but when he went out of the outer room, it was the virtuous concubine Jia Yuanchun standing outside talking to the maid.

The emperor seemed a little disappointed, and said, "Why is Aifei here?"

Concubine Xiande smiled and said: "Naturally, you are here to inform the emperor?"

The emperor was surprised and said, "Why did my concubine say such a thing?"

Concubine Xiande entered the room, and said with a smile this time: "The king of Beijing County went to the tower this morning, and will not be back until noon."

The emperor glanced at her even more, with suspicion on his face, Concubine Xiande smiled and said: "Your Majesty, don't worry about it. Finding beauties for the emperor is what the empress should do, but the empress is not here now, but far away. The capital sits in the palace, so the concubines have no choice but to overstep and do things for the empress, please the emperor, don't blame the concubines."

When the emperor heard this, he narrowed his eyes, then laughed, and said: "I still know the general principles of concubine love."

Concubine Xiande smiled and said: "The concubines don't know the general situation, they just think about the emperor wholeheartedly, and they can only let go of the emperor in their hearts. Those who the emperor loves to see, the concubines love to see, and those who the emperor doesn't like to see, there are definitely not many concubines." Take a look, now the emperor loves to see only a woman, how can a concubine make the emperor worry about it?"

The emperor even laughed out loud and said, "Well said! Well said! You are much more sensible than the empress, unlike the empress, you have a jealous face!"

Concubine Xiande said: "Your Majesty, the empress is the queen of everyone, no more than us vulgar little daughters, so it is naturally different."

Concubine Xiande flattered the emperor for a while, and the emperor came out of the room with a smile on his face and went straight to the courtyard of King Beijing.

He walked all the way, and there were no servants to wait on the road. After all, this is a border, no more than in the capital, and before the war, many people could run away, leaving only some ordinary people who have no money, so they can only take root here. If you go or not, you will die. Naturally, you don't want to leave your hometown.

The emperor went all the way, but met two little girls at the gate of the courtyard, Zijuan and Xueyan were busy preparing the ingredients for the motherwort beauty formula, and Xiao Liu'er felt that it was new, so they also ran over to play together, Xiao Liu'er I went to get things, Zijuan and Xueyan were grinding medicine powder, and the emperor came over there.

The emperor came in alone, the two maids were startled, they quickly knelt down to pay their respects, the emperor waved his hand and said: "I have made an appointment with Shui Rong to talk about things, so there is no need to be polite."

As he spoke, he went straight to the room of King Beijing. Of course, King Beijing was not there at this time, he was still on the tower, but Wu Zhao was in the room, which the emperor had inquired about.

The two little girls were scared out of their wits, and hurriedly stopped them, saying: "Your Majesty! Your Majesty, the county king is not in the room..."

The emperor naturally didn't listen, strode forward, and waved away the Zicuckoo that had been blocking him.

Xiao Liu'er came over with the materials in his arms, saw such a scene, immediately dropped the things, turned around and ran out, and quickly ran to the tower.

The emperor waved Zijuan away, almost kicked her, strode in, pushed open the door, and walked in.

Wu Zhao was reading in the room, and just now he heard the commotion outside, but he didn't know what happened. Now when he looked up, he saw Zijuan and Xueyan, both of whom looked panic-stricken.

Wu Zhao knew it in his heart when he saw it. The emperor walked in and couldn't wait to shake Wu Zhao up and down. His eyes could burst into flames. After walking in, he turned around immediately, "Boom!!" He closed the door and put the latch on fell down.

Zijuan and Xueyan were so frightened that they quickly knocked on the door outside and said, "Your Majesty! Your Majesty!"

The emperor turned a deaf ear to it, and just lowered the latch to ensure that no one would come in, so he forgave Wu Zhao even more presumptuously.

Wu Zhao stood up, put down the book in his hand, and greeted the emperor without messing up, saying, "I pay my respects to the emperor."

Hearing her voice, the emperor immediately went to the bone, hurriedly took two steps, and was about to grab Wu Zhao's hand, but Wu Zhao withdrew his hand so that the emperor did not touch her.

The emperor was not angry, but took it for fun, took another step forward, and said with a smile: "Miss Lin is here alone? Where is my brother who is not a talent?"

Wu Zhao sneered in his heart, the emperor made it clear that he was pretending to be confused, while speaking, the emperor approached, and made a gesture to hug Wu Zhao, and said with a teasing smile: "Look at your weak bones, come and let me Let's see if Shui Rong treats you badly on weekdays, which makes my heart hurt."

Wu Zhao said flatly, "I can't understand what the emperor said."

The emperor smiled and said: "There is nothing I want that I can't get, and you are not obedient? Don't make me unhappy, and you will come back after a while, and you still want to lose face in front of him?"

As the emperor said, he rushed over quickly and was about to catch Wu Zhao. Wu Zhao narrowed his eyes at this moment, but didn't take a step back, but whistled suddenly.

"Hoo!!!!" Suddenly, there was a sound of wind, the emperor didn't react at all, he felt a black shadow in front of him, and a huge monster rushed out of the room, he didn't pay attention just now, and the inner room .

It turned out to be a big yellow dog!

The big yellow dog is very ferocious, with its mouth wide open, with a ferocious look on its face, its saliva dripping down, and it rushed over, and threw the person to the ground with the emperor's scream of "Ah," Boom!" All of a sudden, the emperor was almost stunned.

It's not over yet, Si'er jumped out, and immediately bit the emperor, the emperor wailed, Si'er bit his thigh, the emperor struggled while crawling, wanted to get up and run outside, who knew that Si'er wouldn't let go After passing him, he immediately rushed up, biting back and forth with his big mouth.

"Hiss, hiss!" Several times, the emperor's dragon robe was bitten into rags in an instant. The emperor didn't care about these, he jumped up from the ground and ran, rushed to the door of the house, and opened the door, "Kang Dang!" , the door was locked, it turned out that the latch had fallen from the inside, and immediately the emperor opened the door in a hurry and lifted the latch.

At the moment of this simple action, the big yellow dog has already pounced on, "Crack!" It just bit down on the emperor's buttocks, and the hurt emperor straightened up, shouting: "Ahhhh! You bastard! Let go! Let go! It hurts so much! Help...help..."

After being bitten several times, the emperor finally opened the door latch and ran out scrambling.

Zijuan and Xueyan were taken aback outside, they didn't know what happened, and it was too tragic inside, but it wasn't the princess' cry, it was the emperor's voice for help, as if the princess was a hag.

Because the voice was too loud, many people over there heard it all, several servants hurried out to check the situation, and the acting general and deputy general Gao who passed by the gate of the courtyard also came to check the situation, thinking that some thieves had broken into the mansion , intending to assassinate.

Xiao Liu'er ran to look for the King of Beijing County. When the King of Beijing County heard that the emperor had entered his yard, his face immediately turned cold, and he hurried down from the tower.

At this time, the king of Beijing County also rushed over, sweating profusely, rushed into the yard, and saw the emperor at a glance, the emperor was in a mess, his dragon robe was torn, and there were bloodstains on his buttocks and thighs, bitten That's called a bloody mess...