God made me miserable

"Zoe, your phone is ringing! (☆_☆)" On a sunny afternoon, the system heard the ringing of the author's phone, and immediately became energetic like a chicken blood, "Hurry up and answer the phone!" TA was so excited I can hardly hold the melon in my hand.

"Why don't I see you so eager to help me look at the phone?" Zoe, who just got up for a while, came out of the bathroom, her hair was still wet. "The tone of watching the excitement is too strong, please restrain yourself." She didn't even need to look at the phone screen, she knew exactly whose call made the system so excited.

"I'm not thinking about your future..." The system criticized by the author felt wronged, "Zoe, a male god of Bruce Wayne's level is hard to come by, you accepted him , and save the world by the way, why not do it?" As he said that, the system couldn't help but raise its voice, "Just last night's scene, I fucking want to do it myself!" It's so flirtatious!

"Then you go." Rolling her eyes at the nympho tone of the system, Zoe looked at the phone thrown on the bed, and decided to ignore it for the time being, "Go, I promise I won't stop you." Last night ?Embarrassed to death, okay? !

Zooey remembered the way Bruce Wayne stood in front of her short of breath last night, staring at her for a long time before he could barely go out, and closed his eyes.

"If I had an entity, I would have killed him on the spot last night!" The system heard the author say this, and immediately felt that the other party did it on purpose. "Tell the truth, Zoe. In the scene last night, how did you resist letting him go!" TA suddenly became a little worried about the future happiness (sex) of her male god. "Hey, hey, aren't you... frigid?"

This is not good! Hey!

"Shut up!" Zoe, who was completely convinced by the system's brains, sat back on the bed helplessly, "First of all, I am healthy, both physically and mentally. Secondly, Bruce Wayne is not Rocky, so I You can't be so casual with him! Do you understand?"

"...You mean, if the other party is Loki, you can do whatever you want?" The system suddenly discovered something—after all, the author is also very cautious when facing other male gods! "Could this be the difference between the so-called walking the kidneys... and walking the heart in romance novels? (⊙⊙)"

"Hmm...about the same." Zooey nodded, affirming the system's speculation.

━━∑(￣□￣*||━━Damn it, is the one who ate the meat the most miserable?!

↑↑↑The system widened its eyes——

The second princess is so pitiful!

but……

→_→The melon is getting more and more delicious.

As the big brother of the Justice League and the guardian of Gotham City, Batman is naturally busy with business.Although Bruce Wayne's calls and texts have been going on for days, the real person has not actually been seen once.

But this also gave Zoe a buffer time.

Although Bruce's affection for her has risen, the other party's self-abuse value still stays at a bright 100 points - and if this continues, it will be fatal.

"If Bruce Wayne's family doctor can give him a comprehensive physical examination, especially check that aspect." Walking on the streets of Gotham, Zoe murmured to the system, "You say, is my mission Just solve it with a whiz?" Tony was so good last time.

"You can give it a try." The system whispered, "But if you want Bruce Wayne to check his body, you have to have a reason, right? →_→"

"Hehehe, put away your wretched face." Zoe sneered, "You just covet Bruce Wayne's eight-pack abs and long legs, do you think I don't know?" His own system is simply the reincarnation of an idiot.

"Nonsense!" The insulted system immediately defended itself, "I clearly just want to see his mermaid lines and [Wow——]!"

"Dididi", the sound of a car's horn came from the side, "Hey, honey", the window was rolled down, "Let's go have dinner together." A familiar face.

"What?" Bruce Wayne signaled the waiter to go down. "I haven't seen you for a few days, so you don't recognize me?" After finally finishing up with the Justice League, Bruce came to see the little girl specially.

"No." Putting down the wine glass in her hand, Zooey looked at the man sitting opposite. "I'm just wondering, how did you find me just now?" She spent a day at a famous tourist attraction in Gotham, and the road Batman found her just now is 4 or 5 blocks away from her apartment. .

How could it be such a coincidence that Bruce Wayne knew she was there and happened to know she didn't have dinner?

The blonde girl was still smiling, but there was a completely different answer in her eyes.Bruce put down his glass and immediately made amends. "Zoe, are you suspecting me of following you?" He put both hands on the table, his eyes sincere and innocent. "No, I was really just on my way to find you, and I just happened to see you." He raised the corner of his mouth and smiled, "You said... do we have a good understanding?" His pretty eyes glanced at the girl opposite , with a trace of ambiguity in his eyes.

This look reminded Zooey unconsciously of the scene of "watching fireworks" with a man at Christmas. She lowered her head uncomfortably and subconsciously avoided Bruce Wayne's eyes.

When Bruce saw the girl on the opposite side shyly dodging, he laughed even more. "It seems...is that right?" His voice was deep and sexy.

Zooey swallowed.To ease her embarrassment, she decided to change the subject. "Why is there no one on the second floor?" This is one of the most famous restaurants in Gotham.During peak dining hours, they were the only table on the entire second floor.

"I told them not to let anyone up." Bruce accepted as soon as he saw it.He raised a smiling face, "You don't like being looked at, of course I have to consider your feelings." At this time, the waiter came up and brought the main course, "I remember you like seafood, try it. The chef's Seafood dishes are amazing." He prepared the meal carefully.

"Have you already booked this restaurant?" The white and tender fish on the plate made Zooey salivate, but she was a little puzzled—even if Bruce Wayne was rich, it was impossible to drive away all the guests temporarily—— At least the restaurant won't agree. "And you said you didn't follow me?" Could it be that her phone was located by Batman?

"I really didn't." Bruce spread his hands, expressing his innocence, "Zoe, this restaurant is mine."

#━━∑(￣□￣*|||━━Money is indeed a superpower!#

"Can I really not go upstairs?" Bruce Wayne's black sports car was parked downstairs in the high-end apartment where Zoe lived.The man in the driver's seat childishly locked the car and refused to open the door.

"Hehe, I can't." It is enough to do something like luring a wolf into a house once, and Zoe will not be so stupid as to do it a second time. "Bruce, open the door for me!" Their cars have been parked here for more than 10 minutes, and the dedicated traffic police have come to post two tickets.

"I'll buy it tonight." The traffic police knocked on the car window again. Bruce Wayne didn't go to pick up the ticket handed in by the other party this time, but directly reached out and took the stack of tickets in the young traffic policeman's hand. Then he dropped these words coldly and closed the car window.

Zooey saw the traffic policeman who was standing outside and had all the tickets taken away first widened his eyes, then took off his hat in a daze, and finally seemed to want to knock on the car window.But after staying for a while, I gave up.

"Bruce Wayne, are you crazy?" Seeing for the first time how rich and willful Batman can be, Zoe couldn't help but burst out laughing, "Buying a ticket for one night? At night?" She turned sideways, facing the man in the driver's seat. "You want to stay in the car all night, I won't accompany you." Batman's level is too high, and she needs to keep a proper distance.

The girl in the passenger seat had a pampered and willful face, but she refused to let him go into the house.Bruce, who didn't intend to give up, threw the stack of tickets aside casually, "Honey, I just want to send you upstairs." His eyes were deep and sincere, "I promise, I won't do anything this time." He Picking up the girl's hand, he gently kissed the other's fingers.

Under the warm yellow light inside the car, the voice of a man in a dark red suit was low and gentle.The warm touch from her fingers made Zooey distracted for a moment.

"Bruce, promise... No, I'll go up by myself." After a second of relention, Zooey regained her vigilance.Never believe what a man says! "Hurry up and open the door!" She simply leaned over her body and touched the switch with her other hand.

It's just that how could a man make Zooey get what she wanted?

The little guy delivered himself to the door, and Bruce seized the opportunity immediately.He held the blonde girl's hand tightly with one hand, and his other hand hugged the other's leaning body.The space inside the sports car was small, and Zoe couldn't avoid it, and she was almost lying in Bruce Wayne's arms.

"Poke me!" The short operating bar between the two seats seemed to be very obstructive at this time.Zooey clearly felt that she was being clicked.

"What stabbed you?" Bruce put his arms around the girl's waist and took her into his arms, then lowered his head maliciously, and spoke in Zoe's ear, who couldn't avoid it, "Huh? Honey?" His breath was accurate into each other's ears.

This time Zooey was really out of control, completely controlled by the man, unable to move at all.The strange feeling coming from her ears made her whole body go numb, but she couldn't break free. "Bruce, let me go." She twisted her body subconsciously.

"Don't move around." Now, the nervous person was replaced by Bruce Wayne himself.The girl he likes is in his arms, and it is such a private space in the car, Bruce himself is not a kid.Zoe struggled wildly, making him, who hadn't thought about it, a little distracted.

Batman's apparently hoarse tone frightened Zoe too much to move. "Boo, Bruce?" She could feel the man's breathing quickening.

"It's okay, don't be afraid." Tightening his arms, Bruce hugged the sweet girl in his arms.Soft and sweet, he swallowed restrainedly. "Hey, don't move..."

There was no sound in the car, except for the man's heavy breathing.Zooey felt nervous, and subconsciously buried her face in the opponent's arms.

And with her movements, Bruce Wayne tensed even more.

The man's body temperature was obviously higher than hers, and passed through the clothes. Zooey smelled the delicious cologne on the man's body, and felt the warm breath hitting her neck.The man's hand firmly held her back, preventing her from getting up.But other than that, even though she had clearly felt Batman's discomfort, the man never crossed the line in the slightest.

It's been a long time.

"Huh..." Bruce sighed helplessly. "Zoe." His head was already sweating. "You are really..." He helped the girl in his arms to straighten her body, but he refused to let go. "When that day comes..." His deep eyes fixed on the blonde girl, and the lust that had not completely subsided in his eyes made Zooey dare not look directly.

"When that day comes..." Bruce leaned closer to the girl's ear, his voice was low and hoarse, "I will definitely tie you up and hard..."

"Ah!" Zooey was startled by the man's words. She blushed and pushed Bruce Wayne away, opened the car door, and ran out immediately.

"Phew..." Zooey didn't let out a breath until the elevator door closed and it was confirmed that the man hadn't followed in. "My God..." Her heart was pounding.

The elevator door opened, and Zooey walked towards her home.

"It seems that you are doing well in Gotham?" A familiar yet unfamiliar voice sounded, making Zoe's eyes widen—

"Mr. Holmes?!" A consulting detective in an iconic black coat appeared in front of him, "Why are you here?" Why is the big detective in Gotham?

"Are you sure you want me to say it here?" Sherlock tilted his head with one hand in his pocket, and glanced around contemptuously - this is the corridor.

"Ah... come in." Zoe, who was still a little confused, opened the door and invited the detective in. "Mr. Holmes, what kind of case did you come to Gotham to investigate...?"

As the door was closed, the system was so excited that it was unbearable to hear the voice——

"Ding dong, Batman Bruce Wayne blackening value +10 points!"

This melon is so delicious! ! ! (/≧▽≦)/

The author has something to say: Zoe: My heart is bitter and I can’t express it

The Second Princess: Who the hell is suffering from me?

See through all the volumes: cut, useless.