God made me miserable

The Christmas dinner at Wayne Manor is crowded with many people.It can be said that today, all the respectable people in Gotham gathered here.

It's just that Bruce Wayne, who was always busy flirting with various women in the banquet hall in the past, was uncharacteristically only with one female companion, and he was very caring and a gentleman.

"What's the origin of that girl?" A middle-aged man blocked himself with a wine glass and asked an old friend beside him, "Why is Bruce Wayne so honest today?" Judging by her demeanor and figure, that girl doesn't look like a model.

"Maybe it's a fresh idea?" The other person shrugged his shoulders indifferently, "We don't understand the world of the top rich people." Although they are rich and have a bit of power, compared with Bruce Wayne, they are far behind .

"Don't talk nonsense." The colleague who had found out the truth from other people walked back with a glass of wine, "That girl is a major shareholder of Oswald Media, and her net worth is at least this amount." He gestured. "That's not comparable to a small model."

"Hey, they both went out." While the three of them were discussing, they saw that the people who had been gossiped left the banquet hall one after the other.

"Maybe this Wayne Manor is going to have a mistress?" The man who spoke first went on to gossip about the two colleagues.

"Who knows." Bruce Wayne's character?Difficult to estimate.

On Christmas night, in a classically and luxuriously decorated bedroom, a girl in a red dress stared wide-eyed like a frightened rabbit.And a slender man in a dark red suit, with wide shoulders and narrow waist, was leaning on the window of the French window with one hand, and lightly tapped the fingers of the other hand on the glass.In such a posture, the tall man completely wrapped the girl in his arms.

"Do you like it, Zoe?" Bruce lowered his head, and clung to the blonde girl's ear.Make sure the other person cannot ignore his voice. "Huh?" The voice with a little nasal sound was low and seductive.

Between the nostrils is the taste of men's perfume.Zooey could feel the warm sound blowing through her hair and into her ears.This sudden truth made her a little unbelievable——Bruce Wayne actually tricked her into the bedroom? !

Seriously, is this still the Batman who is so restrained that the gentleman is almost masochistic?

"Uh, I...cough", Zooey tried to break free from the environment completely suppressed by the man, but it was in vain.Bruce Wayne's seemingly relaxed arms don't give her a chance at all. "Bruce, this..." What should she say?

"Huh?" The girl in his arms had red ears, and Bruce could smell the sweet perfume on her body.It is not the usual floral fragrance of perfume, but sweet and fruity.

Bruce closed his eyes slightly, and the smell made it hard for him to let go.

"Zoe, you haven't said it yet, do you like it?" Bruce swallowed imperceptibly while the girl was in a hurry, "Huh?" But he just didn't make it clear—the "Do you like it?" , exactly, what does it refer to.

It was very quiet in the room.Obviously, no one would easily come to this room where the owner used to rest.Batman was so close to her that Zooey could feel the heat from the man.

To be honest, no woman would be indifferent to being teased by such a man.

"Bruce, heck, should we go down?" Zooey didn't know how to answer, and was pressed hard, so she could only change the subject clumsily. "You are the host of the banquet, it's always..."

Her voice was lost under Batman's movement.Seeing the man's already close body moving forward again, Zooey retreated subconsciously, but leaned against the floor-to-ceiling window.And Bruce Wayne took advantage of the opportunity to step forward, and now, Zooey really had no way to avoid it.

"Zoe, I'll be very sad if you keep not answering." Bruce knew that he had played too much today. "Those snowmen were specially piled up for you to see." He said, pointing out the window.

snowman? !

Zoe blinked and looked over subconsciously, "Snowman?" Was Batman asking her if she liked snowmen?

"Yeah." Bruce couldn't help raising the corners of his mouth at the girl's blank look, and quickly suppressed it because he was worried that Zoe would become angry, "Didn't you say you wanted to go downstairs to build a snowman last night? Is there anything wrong?" I can accompany you, so Ah Fu asked people to pile up a few." After speaking, he pushed away two steps, and turned to Zoe to look out of the window.

Zooey's previous panic was only because Bruce Wayne was Batman, the male god she liked, but Zooey was not a fool.Batman's move was clearly to make fun of her - first he pulled her into the bedroom without any notice, then deliberately teased her in the name of looking at the scenery, and now he is teasing her again.

Bruce Wayne really thought she was a little fool?

Zooey didn’t turn around at all.She leaned against the glass of the floor-to-ceiling window, raised her face, and looked straight at the Batman with one hand in his pocket, who was flirting with her. "I don't like it." She raised her eyebrows like a man, "Bruce, it's just a few little snowmen, do you want to coax me?" She raised her hand and grabbed the tie of the same color as the man's suit, slowly Wrapped around the fingertips, "I really didn't expect that the majestic Batman would be so childish."

She put the tie aside in disgust, then pushed hard on the man's chest with both hands, pushing Bruce Wayne back two steps.

"I'm going down." Throwing these words, Zooey picked up the hem of her skirt, turned around and walked out of the bedroom door.

Seeing the girl see through his tricks and become angry from embarrassment, Bruce couldn't help laughing in a low voice, and strode to keep up, "Zoe, don't go so fast..."

"What? Still ignoring me?" The car turned off, but Bruce refused to unlock the door.The blonde girl next to him refused to talk to him when she came out of the bedroom, until now. "Zoe?" He opened his seat belt and approached Zoe sideways.

And Zooey's reaction was also very simple and rude - she poked a finger on the shoulder that the man leaned against. "Open the door quickly, I'm going home." Zoe expressed her deep disdain and dissatisfaction with Bruce Wayne's deliberate bullying behavior.

The girl beside him had bright eyes. Bruce looked at the other's pursed lips and the indulgence in his eyes, and couldn't help stretching out his hand to stroke the girl's long hair.Unsurprisingly, she was slapped away by Zooey with a face full of disgust.

"I still haven't given you a Christmas present." The girl in the passenger seat looked like an angry animal cub.At this moment, he almost bared his teeth and bit him.Bruce coaxed with a good temper, "Zoe, let me go upstairs, can you?" He leaned his body in front of the girl, "honey?" His pretty eyes looked pitiful at the moment.

Zoe was not fooled.She deliberately turned her head away, "I don't care for your gift." How dare she deliberately tease her!Bruce Wayne minus 10 points!

The girl in the passenger seat was unwilling to let go, and Bruce could only take advantage of the opportunity of the other party's head turning.Before Zooey could react, he opened the driver's door and got out of the car, then quickly walked around to the passenger side and opened the door, leaned his body into the car, and helped the girl unbuckle her seat belt.

"Please, my little princess." Bruce blocked the top of the car door with one hand, spread the other hand, and put it in front of the girl, "Think of it as... giving me a chance to redeem myself?"

In the dim light, something seemed to flash in the man's deep eyes.Zooey was confused for a moment, but when she realized it, she had already put her hand in Batman's palm.

"Be careful." Bruce supported the girl, "The floor is slippery."

Zoe: Shame on beauty tricks!

System: →_→ Then you were also fooled?

"It's late." Batman entered the room without checking for a while, and Zoe regretted it when she opened the door.Putting her handbag on the cabinet at the door, she started to chase people away. "Bruce, you should go home." In order to hide her nervousness, she deliberately raised her voice. "Mr. Pennyworth will be in a hurry."

Why did she let the man follow her so suddenly?

"Ah Fu won't." Bruce smiled back and closed the door directly.The small "click" sound of the door lock made Zoe swallow unconsciously.

"Come on." Bruce walked up to the obviously nervous girl and raised his hand to help her take off the thick coat. "Let me do it." His slender fingers caressed Zoe's black coat, and then put the coat that had been taken off on the sofa beside her.

"Hmm, thank you." Zooey pulled her hair uncomfortably after being hit by the man's warm breath on the back of her neck. "Want some water?" She made an excuse and walked into the kitchen.

Bruce, who had successfully succeeded, smiled like a fox, "Thank you." He followed Zooey into the kitchen without giving the girl a chance to relax. "I'll do it myself." He reached out and took the hot water bottle in Zoe's hand from behind, and rested his other hand on the top of the dressing table.Because of Batman's actions, Zoe was forced to stay still on the dressing table to avoid retreating directly into Bruce Wayne's arms.

But the current state is not much better.

"Don't drink coffee at night, so as not to sleep well." Bruce took two glasses from the side, and poured half a glass of water each. "Here," he kept standing behind him, and stuffed the cup into the girl's hand.

Because of Batman's movement of pouring water, Zooey was almost pulled into the arms of the man. "Bruce, I..." She was a little uncomfortable.

"What's the matter?" The sweet smell of the girl in his arms hit again, Bruce put down his glass, and then took away Zoe's water glass. "Huh?" His chin had already brushed against the girl's shoulder.

"Bruce..." Zoe swallowed, and then tried to squeeze Batman's arm away with her elbow, barely gaining room for herself to turn around. "It's late, you should go." She is not inexperienced, she still knows what a man is thinking.

"But I don't want to go." The girl in her arms lowered her head, and her breathing rate had begun to change.Bruce looked at the other's long eyelashes, then looked down and saw the fair skin on the girl's neckline again.

This time, it was Batman himself who swallowed his saliva.

"Zoe..." Bruce's hand slowly went up, grabbing one of Zooey's.The girl's hands are soft and delicate. "Is it really not possible?" He couldn't help kneading the soft paws in the palm of his hand with his fingers.

Batman's blatant question was totally unexpected to Zoe.

"Bruce, I..." Zooey raised her head suddenly, not even bothering to pull her hand out. "We must not..." Her voice stopped when the man lowered his head.

Breathing each other's cheeks, Zooey looked directly into the man's deep eyes, opened her mouth, but couldn't speak.

"Sorry", Bruce's long eyelashes flickered, and then he raised an apologetic smile, "I'm too impatient." He said so, but he didn't let go of his hand at all.Brushing Zoe's hair behind her ear with his free hand, Bruce glanced at the clock in the kitchen out of the corner of his eye and noticed the time.

"Come." Gentle but not allowing Zooey to refuse, Bruce led the girl to the balcony in the living room, and then opened the curtains.Immediately afterwards, the gorgeous fireworks rose into the sky and bloomed on time.

"I asked them to change the place where the fireworks are set off today." Bruce still held Zoe tightly with one hand, and put the other hand on the frame of the patio door.He found that when he stood behind a girl, the girl would be more at a loss, and would be less likely to reject him.

"Do you like it?" Bruce approached Zooey's ear, he took out the prepared gift from his pocket, held it in both hands, and held it in front of Zooey's eyes.Surrounded by the man's arms, Zooey was even more unavoidable.

The brilliant light of the fireworks was especially beautiful in the dark night. Zooey lowered her head and found an exquisite box in Batman's hand.Inside was a pair of exquisite ruby ​​earrings.

"You like red." Bruce thoughtfully took out the earrings from the box—the girl liked him wearing red. "I'll put it on for you, okay?"

After finishing speaking, without giving Zooey a chance to refuse, his nimble fingers took off the original earrings from the other party's ears and replaced them with his presents.

"Bruce..." Zooey turned around, facing Batman, "I..."

"Hush..." Bruce Wayne put a finger on the girl's lips. "I'll wait until you're ready."

His deep eyes are especially charming.

"However... I want to charge some interest first."

The man's eyes were getting closer, and Zooey stood still, feeling a warm palm on the back of her head.

"Uh... um..." Unable to make a sound, Zooey could only whimper a little like a small animal, but because the man held her shoulders, she couldn't struggle at all.

"...don't make me wait too long." Bruce hugged the sweet girl in his arms tightly, and led her to look down suggestively with his gaze.

"Zoe..."

Zooey felt something hard against her body, and was instantly frightened awake, "Ah, you..."

"Ding dong", the melon eaters in the front row sent a congratulatory message, "Batman Bruce Wayne favorability +10, total favorability 100 points, the true love branch has opened!"

Outside the window, huge fireworks bloomed in mid-air. In the apartment at the best viewing position, the blonde girl leaned against the glass in the living room, lowered her head, and did not speak.In front of her, a man with a little shortness of breath pulled on his tie, and it took him a long time to say goodbye in a hoarse voice.

It wasn't until Bruce Wayne went out and closed the door that the system found its own voice, "It's so fucking flirty! So it can still be like this?!"

The author has something to say: All male gods: So the reason why we didn't succeed in taking the position before was because we were too embarrassing? !That bastard is sexual harassment!Little JJ should be chopped off!