Dressed as a stone lion at the door of a rival's house
Chapter 14 14
10 minutes passed.
Chang Shiba quietly appeared in the kitchen out of thin air.Everyone is in the living room, the kitchen is empty, and the pork ribs in the pot are all cooked... He mustered up the courage to move, and walked slowly towards the living room, with his head lowered, wishing he could bury it in his arms, his face turning pale He took out a piece of paper, apologized with trembling lips, "Senior brother, I'm sorry..."
Huo Yan looked at it coldly, and laughed angrily at Chang Shiba's miserable appearance. He hadn't spoken yet, but he said as if he had bullied someone: "Where did you go wrong?"
"I, I shouldn't change into a living person." Chang Shiba's eyes were red.
Huo Yan snorted, and said with a sneer: "You know you shouldn't, but you still do it?"
Chang Shiba was guilty and unable to explain himself, he vomited himself to death, but made the words he wanted to say seem flawless: "I, I have obsessive-compulsive disorder."
ha?Both Huo Yan and Juan had expressions like "Can you be more blind?" The other staff members couldn't bear to look at Chang Shiba any more, and just wanted to cover their faces.
Juan glanced at Huo Yan, laughed and said, "You make it up, keep making it up!"
Chang Shiba suddenly raised his head and glared at Juan, his eyes were red, and he shouted, "I didn't make it up! I just have obsessive-compulsive disorder. Whenever I get nervous, I can't help but change!" He looked at Huo An Yan, full of grievances, "I am a fan of Senior Brother, I like Senior Brother very much, I never dreamed that Senior Brother could be fishing for ribs in the kitchen with me, and my mind just went crazy..."
Chang Shiba lowered his head, speechless.
Juan is embarrassing, I feel that I still underestimate Chang Shiba's thick skin and nonsense ability, and his acting skills, it's a pity to be a variety show, he can definitely go to acting, maybe he can even win a little gold medal.
Huo Yan said with a cold face: "If you are nervous, you will become a living person? I don't know that such a large-scale magic trick as a living person does not need to be prepared in advance in the venue, and it can be changed at any time!"
"That's right, I don't know how to make up nonsense." Juan kept beating the side drums.
Chang Shiba wants to make a sack, and just beat Juan to death.This rival in love is really conscientious, and it's too much of an eyesore.Look at your appearance, the male god also chooses me, not you, hum!
"The master I teach is different from other magicians. It can be changed at any time, and there is no need to choose a venue in advance." Chang Shiba stubbornly continued to lie.
Juan became interested, got up from the sofa, leaned forward to face Chang Shiba and asked, "Oh, you are so powerful, what is the name of your master who can transform a living person at any time without using a venue? Let me hear it, Although I don’t have a lot of money, but at least there is a Hu’s consortium behind me, and I have seen many world-class magicians, I have never heard of such a powerful magician, it’s amazing!”
Chang Shiba gritted his teeth, MD's face is really big, he brought out the Hu's consortium, and said that he didn't have much money!
Huo Yan looked at Chang Shiba blankly, obviously agreeing with what Juan said.
Chang Shiba continued to make up: "My master is indifferent to fame and fortune. He has never appeared in the outside world. I met the master when I was young. He said that I have strange bones and I am very suitable for learning this magic, so he taught me. It's a pity that I am too old. I'm stupid, I can't control myself, I can't help but change when I'm nervous. Brother, if you don't believe me, you can check the news of our school when I was in college. You should be able to see that I often disappear in the classroom for no reason. For this reason."
I believe your evil!Huo Yan, Juan and all the program staff maintained a high degree of consistency at this moment.
It was Huo Yan who broke the weird atmosphere and said, "Since that's the case, let me see if you become yourself."
The staff of the program team was supposed to shoot the shoot, and they quickly took out their mobile phones and pointed at Chang Shiba. It seemed that the whole world was in place. Please start your performance posture.
Chang Shiba: "...I may not be able to change every time, I have to be very nervous, very nervous..."
"very nervous?"
Huo Yan got up suddenly, and walked in front of Chang Shiba, with an expression on his face, only a pair of eyebrows and eyes that seemed to hide the tenderness of the world.
Chang Shiba felt that his heart was in a mess again, but his eyes were reluctant to leave Huo Yan's gaze for half a moment, staring at him firmly, those who didn't know thought that he had a deep hatred with Huo Yan.
Obviously only less than five or six steps away, Chang Shiba felt that Huo Yan had stepped out of a thousand mountains and rivers.Finally, Huo Yan stood still in front of Chang Shiba, leaned over, his cool lips fell on his ears, and breathed long: "Tell me, let me kiss you, is this enough to be nervous?"
Teng the ground, the moment Chang Shiba's face flushed red, he disappeared in place.Far away from the Hu residence, Chang Shiba, who had successfully transformed into a stone lion, finally breathed a sigh of relief with his hot face.Now, they should believe their ghosts.
"Fuck!"
Juan was startled by Chang Shiba's success, "The martial art that has been lost for many years in the Jianghu - a great transformation into a living person? Is this true?"
The editor-director who was asked hurriedly shook his head to prove his innocence: "Mr. Hu, I really don't know. I was really wronged!"
Huo Yan's mood is very delicate now, just now when he was the closest, he felt the long breath on his face disappear suddenly.Chang Shiba was very nervous to be close to him, it seems that he really likes himself very much.Hmm, fans who like you so much seem to be in a happy mood?
"Hey, Huo Yan, where did the Eighteen Changes go? Let someone come back, let's go upstairs and change one." Juan looked eager to try, and asked him to come back and change another place.
Huo Yan glanced at Juan.
Juan said: "No way, maybe there is something weird in this living room, it's all the trick of the boy who was eighteen, how could you trust him so easily." But the light in his eyes was obviously not like this, it was clearly I want Chang Shiba to change again, "By the way, it won't work upstairs, we should go out, find a place he hasn't been to, let him change, and test a few more places to believe it."
"I haven't eaten yet." Huo Yan sat back on the sofa, unwilling to be crazy with Juan.
"It's so interesting..." Juan hurriedly changed his words, "No, a person who sneaked into your studio in the name of a fan to become an artist under your banner, and then turned into a living person in your house in the name of a fan, such a person with bad intentions , how can you believe it casually, how can you make him change a hundred or eighty times."
One hundred and eighty times!All the staff are looking at Juan, this is your purpose!
Huo Yan said: "I believe it. I want him to come back to cook, I'm hungry."
"No, what are you cooking for..." Juan was dying of anxiety.
"He's my assistant, so he's going to cook."
"This talent of transforming a living person out of thin air, what kind of assistant, going to perform, must make crazy money. No, I will come back in a while, I want to cooperate with him, and I will definitely make him a superstar!"
"Chang Shiba is my fan."
"I know." Juan was puzzled.
Huo Yan said: "He doesn't want to be a superstar, he only wants to be my assistant." He pursed his lips and smiled proudly.
Juan: "..."
Chang Shiba quietly appeared in the kitchen out of thin air.Everyone is in the living room, the kitchen is empty, and the pork ribs in the pot are all cooked... He mustered up the courage to move, and walked slowly towards the living room, with his head lowered, wishing he could bury it in his arms, his face turning pale He took out a piece of paper, apologized with trembling lips, "Senior brother, I'm sorry..."
Huo Yan looked at it coldly, and laughed angrily at Chang Shiba's miserable appearance. He hadn't spoken yet, but he said as if he had bullied someone: "Where did you go wrong?"
"I, I shouldn't change into a living person." Chang Shiba's eyes were red.
Huo Yan snorted, and said with a sneer: "You know you shouldn't, but you still do it?"
Chang Shiba was guilty and unable to explain himself, he vomited himself to death, but made the words he wanted to say seem flawless: "I, I have obsessive-compulsive disorder."
ha?Both Huo Yan and Juan had expressions like "Can you be more blind?" The other staff members couldn't bear to look at Chang Shiba any more, and just wanted to cover their faces.
Juan glanced at Huo Yan, laughed and said, "You make it up, keep making it up!"
Chang Shiba suddenly raised his head and glared at Juan, his eyes were red, and he shouted, "I didn't make it up! I just have obsessive-compulsive disorder. Whenever I get nervous, I can't help but change!" He looked at Huo An Yan, full of grievances, "I am a fan of Senior Brother, I like Senior Brother very much, I never dreamed that Senior Brother could be fishing for ribs in the kitchen with me, and my mind just went crazy..."
Chang Shiba lowered his head, speechless.
Juan is embarrassing, I feel that I still underestimate Chang Shiba's thick skin and nonsense ability, and his acting skills, it's a pity to be a variety show, he can definitely go to acting, maybe he can even win a little gold medal.
Huo Yan said with a cold face: "If you are nervous, you will become a living person? I don't know that such a large-scale magic trick as a living person does not need to be prepared in advance in the venue, and it can be changed at any time!"
"That's right, I don't know how to make up nonsense." Juan kept beating the side drums.
Chang Shiba wants to make a sack, and just beat Juan to death.This rival in love is really conscientious, and it's too much of an eyesore.Look at your appearance, the male god also chooses me, not you, hum!
"The master I teach is different from other magicians. It can be changed at any time, and there is no need to choose a venue in advance." Chang Shiba stubbornly continued to lie.
Juan became interested, got up from the sofa, leaned forward to face Chang Shiba and asked, "Oh, you are so powerful, what is the name of your master who can transform a living person at any time without using a venue? Let me hear it, Although I don’t have a lot of money, but at least there is a Hu’s consortium behind me, and I have seen many world-class magicians, I have never heard of such a powerful magician, it’s amazing!”
Chang Shiba gritted his teeth, MD's face is really big, he brought out the Hu's consortium, and said that he didn't have much money!
Huo Yan looked at Chang Shiba blankly, obviously agreeing with what Juan said.
Chang Shiba continued to make up: "My master is indifferent to fame and fortune. He has never appeared in the outside world. I met the master when I was young. He said that I have strange bones and I am very suitable for learning this magic, so he taught me. It's a pity that I am too old. I'm stupid, I can't control myself, I can't help but change when I'm nervous. Brother, if you don't believe me, you can check the news of our school when I was in college. You should be able to see that I often disappear in the classroom for no reason. For this reason."
I believe your evil!Huo Yan, Juan and all the program staff maintained a high degree of consistency at this moment.
It was Huo Yan who broke the weird atmosphere and said, "Since that's the case, let me see if you become yourself."
The staff of the program team was supposed to shoot the shoot, and they quickly took out their mobile phones and pointed at Chang Shiba. It seemed that the whole world was in place. Please start your performance posture.
Chang Shiba: "...I may not be able to change every time, I have to be very nervous, very nervous..."
"very nervous?"
Huo Yan got up suddenly, and walked in front of Chang Shiba, with an expression on his face, only a pair of eyebrows and eyes that seemed to hide the tenderness of the world.
Chang Shiba felt that his heart was in a mess again, but his eyes were reluctant to leave Huo Yan's gaze for half a moment, staring at him firmly, those who didn't know thought that he had a deep hatred with Huo Yan.
Obviously only less than five or six steps away, Chang Shiba felt that Huo Yan had stepped out of a thousand mountains and rivers.Finally, Huo Yan stood still in front of Chang Shiba, leaned over, his cool lips fell on his ears, and breathed long: "Tell me, let me kiss you, is this enough to be nervous?"
Teng the ground, the moment Chang Shiba's face flushed red, he disappeared in place.Far away from the Hu residence, Chang Shiba, who had successfully transformed into a stone lion, finally breathed a sigh of relief with his hot face.Now, they should believe their ghosts.
"Fuck!"
Juan was startled by Chang Shiba's success, "The martial art that has been lost for many years in the Jianghu - a great transformation into a living person? Is this true?"
The editor-director who was asked hurriedly shook his head to prove his innocence: "Mr. Hu, I really don't know. I was really wronged!"
Huo Yan's mood is very delicate now, just now when he was the closest, he felt the long breath on his face disappear suddenly.Chang Shiba was very nervous to be close to him, it seems that he really likes himself very much.Hmm, fans who like you so much seem to be in a happy mood?
"Hey, Huo Yan, where did the Eighteen Changes go? Let someone come back, let's go upstairs and change one." Juan looked eager to try, and asked him to come back and change another place.
Huo Yan glanced at Juan.
Juan said: "No way, maybe there is something weird in this living room, it's all the trick of the boy who was eighteen, how could you trust him so easily." But the light in his eyes was obviously not like this, it was clearly I want Chang Shiba to change again, "By the way, it won't work upstairs, we should go out, find a place he hasn't been to, let him change, and test a few more places to believe it."
"I haven't eaten yet." Huo Yan sat back on the sofa, unwilling to be crazy with Juan.
"It's so interesting..." Juan hurriedly changed his words, "No, a person who sneaked into your studio in the name of a fan to become an artist under your banner, and then turned into a living person in your house in the name of a fan, such a person with bad intentions , how can you believe it casually, how can you make him change a hundred or eighty times."
One hundred and eighty times!All the staff are looking at Juan, this is your purpose!
Huo Yan said: "I believe it. I want him to come back to cook, I'm hungry."
"No, what are you cooking for..." Juan was dying of anxiety.
"He's my assistant, so he's going to cook."
"This talent of transforming a living person out of thin air, what kind of assistant, going to perform, must make crazy money. No, I will come back in a while, I want to cooperate with him, and I will definitely make him a superstar!"
"Chang Shiba is my fan."
"I know." Juan was puzzled.
Huo Yan said: "He doesn't want to be a superstar, he only wants to be my assistant." He pursed his lips and smiled proudly.
Juan: "..."
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