Dressed as a stone lion at the door of a rival's house

Huo Yan raised his eyelids and glanced at the director.He was wearing a white T, and his lower body was soft sports-style slacks. He was nestled on the sofa, holding a cup of steaming coffee. He looked very good, as if he was shooting a pictorial, but when he passed by, the editor and director felt cold and spineless. want to escape.

Huo Yan said: "An assistant, do you want me to chat with you?"

The director smiled flatteringly and said, "Mr. Huo, isn't this a variety show? There must be interaction to find something to watch. I don't know if it can be used, but there must be interaction to edit later..."

Huo Yan made him feel more guilty.Mom, I want to go home.

Obviously the recordings of the other groups went well, but I really didn’t like it. I listened to the director’s arrangement and designed it according to the script. The result was very good. Why did I just...

Choreographer: "... Teacher Huo."

Huo Yan glanced at him again, and finally got up and walked to the kitchen, but when he reached the door, he leaned against the door frame, drinking coffee while watching Chang Shiba and Juan.

When Chang Shiba turned around and saw Huo Yan, he immediately became nervous and couldn't speak smoothly: "Senior brother, it will be fine in a while, soon."

Huo Yan nodded casually.

Chang Shiba bent down slightly to cut the lettuce.The tender green lettuce, with knuckle fingers on it, um, it's time to shoot a food show.Huo Yan felt that he had found a new job opportunity for the newcomers signed by the studio so quickly, the boss was very dedicated!

Juan, who was pure troublemaker, pointed to the lettuce and asked, "I'll cut this thing, let me do it, I haven't cut vegetables yet."

Chang Shiba put down the knife and took a step back, giving up his position, and went to blanch the ribs in boiling water by himself.

Juan had never cut vegetables before. He gestured at the plump lettuce for a long time, and then cut a piece of lettuce.Another knife down, um, great, cut empty.

Huo Yan felt bad looking at it, clicked his tongue, full of disgust: "I won't eat what you cut."

Juan turned around and said, "If you don't eat it, I'll eat it. Isn't this a good cut?" He took advantage of the situation and made a third cut. Although it was a bit thicker, it was one piece anyway, "I will eat it myself."

Huo Yan said to Chang Shiba: "Don't let him do it, let him do it himself."

Chang Shiba is of course listening to the male god, not to mention that Juan is a rival in love, not because he wants to give the male god face, he is too lazy to talk to him, and immediately said: "Okay."

Juan suddenly became unhappy, threw the lettuce and the knife away, went out and brought in coffee, and stood at the kitchen door with Huo Yan, watching Chang Shiba cook.

Chang Shiba: "...Brother, after a while the cooking will be very smokey, why don't you go out and wait?"

What he wanted was this sentence, Huo Yan looked at the editor-director who was hiding aside, pointed to Chang Shiba and said, "It's him who drove me away, it's not that I don't want to interact."

Director: "..."

Chang eighteen: "..."

The director begged, "Teacher Huo..."

Huo Yan turned around and was about to leave, but was stopped by his call again, turned back and continued to lean against the door, watching the cooking.Chang Shiba thought for a while and said, "Mr. Huo, do you want to help wash the vegetables?"

"You are my assistant, why should I wash the vegetables?" Huo Yan frowned slightly, as if he really didn't understand.

Chang Shiba nodded: "That makes sense. Brother, let's sit outside and wait. You look at me like that, I'm a little nervous, I'm afraid I can't do it well."

"The psychological quality is too poor." Huo Yan said disgustedly, stuffed the cup into Juan's arms, walked in while rolling up his sleeves, and asked, "Which dish do you want to wash?"

"Ah?" Chang Shiba's brain thumped.what to do?The male god was standing next to him to help him wash the vegetables, wash his hands and make soup, his heart was beating with joy.

"Which dish do you want to wash?" Huo Yan asked again.

Chang Shiba nodded blankly: "The dishes are all finished."

Huo Yan leaned over directly, holding the shovel held by Lai Changshiba, tilted his head slightly, and asked, "Are the ribs ready? Do you want to pick them up?"

Grab it! ! !Chang Shiba's face twitched, reddened, his heart pounded like it was about to jump out of his chest, his ears were useless anyway, and he couldn't hear any sounds around him.

Huo Yan asked a question, and his warm breath fell on his cheek, "What's wrong?"

"I……"

With a sound of ping-pong, Chang Shiba didn't know whether he spoke or not. Anyway, his eyes went dark, his ears heard the sound of the shovel falling, and when he opened his eyes again, he became a big stone lion in front of Hu's house!

I have 1000 million swear words in my throat, I don't know if I should say it or not!

Chang Shiba disappeared out of thin air, Huo Yan and Juan were completely stunned, it was Huo Yan who came to his senses first, MD's familiar formula, familiar taste!Holding back his anger, he bent down to pick up the shovel on the ground, put it away, and then asked the director with a half-smile, "Why? Just show me a magic trick to make me alive in my kitchen. Don't you be afraid of cheating!"

The director was also dumbfounded, shaking his head foolishly, and turned around to scold the staff: "What's going on! Who arranged this link! MD is mentally retarded! Where are the people? Where have they all gone? You still haven't found them for me!"

Huo Yan looked like you acted and you acted, I see how long you can act.

The director felt that he was really going to be wronged to death: "Who did it? Who the hell did it!"

All the staff shook their heads and said they didn't know.

Juan frowned, and directed, "Look for someone first. This kind of magic that transforms a living person can't be far away. It must be in a hiding place in the kitchen. If you die, go to the living room. Find someone first!" "

When the staff started to move, he leaned over to Huo Yan and said, "Chang Shiba didn't arrange it himself, did he? It was not him who arranged it once before, and it's no exception this time. But if it's really him I did it myself, I don’t suggest you praise this person, it’s even if you steal the spotlight…”

Chang Shiba, who had a stone lion at the entrance of Hu's house, expressed that he was wronged, really wronged.More injustice than the director!

Huo Yan was sullen and didn't speak, staring at the staff who searched all the hiding places in the kitchen, but still found nothing, and soon the staff in charge of the living room also said they couldn't find Chang Shiba.

Very good, where did Chang Shiba go?

Huo Yan held back his anger and said, "Let me ask you one last time, Chang Shiba turned into a living person this time. It really wasn't planned by your program group? After all, there is a precedent in Fangfang TV. I heard that there was a little bit of trouble on the Internet. ...You really didn't think about designing it, making a gimmick?"

"Mr. Huo, how dare we dare!" The editor and director trembled, and carefully glanced at Juan. The big boss who invested in the market, and the male god part of the recording, they were so brave that they didn't dare to make such a decision in private. A big thing.

Juan also said, "They dare not."

Huo Yan's face was dark and dark, and his chest was full of anger, but he couldn't find Chang Shiba, and he had no one to get angry with, so he could only hold it back temporarily.Suddenly, he frowned, went to the living room to get his mobile phone, clicked on Weibo, and refreshed it, a Weibo that was just posted eighteen seconds ago.

"What to do! Cook for the male god, the male god held my hand to pick up the ribs, nervous! Then he turned into a stone lion at the door of the rival's house! Crying! Crying! The rival is still at the male god's house, lonely and widowed, I don't want to be a stone lion, I want to destroy it!"

"You don't need to look for it anymore." Huo Yan said after putting away the phone.

Juan asked, "Have you found someone?"

Huo Yan clicked his tongue: "The stone lion has gone."

Juan: "..." Brother, are you kidding me?

Director: "..."

All staff: "..."