Biography of the Second Master

Zhang Yunlei hugged the girl and rested on the ground for a while before returning to the bed with his arms around her. After all the troubles just now, the girl was completely awake from the wine.

Zhang Yunlei looked at the time. It was still early, but the two dared not go out. According to the analysis of Mr. Muyu and his sister-in-law not long ago, Mr. Muyu who was eating in the living room should have fully heard what happened between the two of them just now. Go out at this time It's like throwing yourself into a trap, asking for no fun, and looking for a dead end!

"Let's...sleep?" The girl suggested with a blushing face.

"Success." Zhang Yunlei nodded, cooling down, Mr. Muyu's anger should be able to dissipate a little.

Zhang Yunlei underestimated Mr. Muyu's "enduring power"!

Mr. Muyu knocked on the door of the two early in the morning and said that he would return to HLD immediately.

The little sister-in-law was sleepy, and waved goodbye to the two of them out of complete condition.Mr. Muyu's face was full of mist, and he held Zhang Yunlei's hand with gritted teeth.

"Goodbye, boy!" As he said, "stroking" his neck collar with one hand a few times, Zhang Yunlei almost knelt down in pain, feeling his whole body numb, and after a while, several bloody marks appeared on his neck , obviously subcutaneous bleeding.Zhang Yunlei rubbed the wound with a wry smile, his brother-in-law was really serious, it is estimated that the mark is red today and will be black tomorrow.

Well, who let himself touch other girls, and it was almost in front of him... It's also right to let others teach and vent their anger.

But my girl felt distressed, so she went to call Mr. Muyu with all her teeth and claws, as if she vowed to seek justice for him.

The phone connected, but he froze in seconds, "Brother, that...Second Lord's neck is red."

"Just treat it as a scraping treatment for him." Mr. Muyu said coldly, "Tell him, after the steel plate is removed, I will scrape his whole body to detoxify well!"

The girl was about to cry in fright, and she jumped into Zhang Yunlei's arms with the phone in her arms for comfort. Zhang Yunlei patted her on the head, and purred like a puppy, "Give me the phone."

The girl offered her both hands, and Zhang Yunlei cleared his throat, "Brother, next time I will not be in front of you."

"Crack! Beep beep..."

There was a busy tone followed by a loud bang on the phone, and Zhang Yunlei felt that Mr. Muyu's cell phone should be dead.Smiling activities, hot neck, and Mr. Muyu's mobile phone, just treat him as a "scraping" tool for him!

As for the matter after removing the steel plate... let's talk about it later.

After Mr. Muyu left, the young couple still had a few days to get tired of it, because of Yu Muding's "drunkenness incident", the relationship between the two... To be precise, the physical contact became more intimate, and the girl finally stopped moving because he was too intimate Zhang Yunlei really enjoyed the "gluttonous feast" that was always around him. Although he couldn't eat the "main dish" due to physical reasons, the "side dishes" alone were enough to make him "smelt between his teeth" ""Long aftertaste"...

At night, after taking a shower, Zhang Yunlei walked into the bedroom and saw his girl lying on the bed playing with her mobile phone. The girl in white one-piece pajamas looked like a little rabbit. Zhang Yunlei walked over with a wicked smile. A little rabbit, he is more interested!

Slowly climbed onto the bed, hugged the girl's shoulders, her body trembled slightly under her arms, feeling his presence, the girl looked up at him, her red eyes made Zhang Yunlei gasp in shock, "Rabbit...rabbit!"

Yu Muding, "..."

Zhang Yunlei coughed in embarrassment, "Well, I mean, what's the matter, girl? The eyes are red like a bunny."

"It's over..." The girl handed the phone in front of his eyes, "Our business has been revealed."

Zhang Yunleiyun took the phone over calmly, threw it aside without looking at it, found a comfortable position for himself and leaned against the head of the bed, patted his chest, and the girl immediately leaned against his chest with a babble.

"What should I do?" The girl leaned on his chest and asked him in a muttering voice.

"Don't be afraid, I am in everything." Zhang Yunlei stroked the girl's back, "You just need to trust me."

The girl bit her lip and nodded heavily, her voice stuck in her throat.

Zhang Yunlei just picked up his phone, clicked on Weibo, and then his expression changed from serious to surprised to funny...

"Is that what you said... exposed?" Zhang Yunlei lifted the girl's chin, looked at her pale face and red eyes, "Isn't it just that a few people in your small group guessed it, as for it?"

"How did they guess it? If they can guess it, does it mean that others can also guess it!" The girl panicked.

Zhang Yunlei's black line, "Girl, haven't you read the chat history?"

Yu Muding pursed his lips, "No, I was taken aback when I saw the phrase 'there is a mushroom girl', and you came here before I even bothered to look through the chat history."

"Silly girl." Zhang Yunlei hugged her upwards and motioned her to look at the phone screen together, "Look, start from here."

There is a Mushroom girl: I was just lying on the bed and was bored, and I was frightened by my own brain hole, infinitely horrified! ! ! ! !

Qingqing Benqing: Tiger touches you, the child who is frightened by his own brain is probably not a fool (laughing)

Nuan Nuan: Tell me!But... how do you feel that you have guessed what your brain hole is (bad smile)

There is a Mushroom Girl: Sister Nuannuan, I finally know what you meant at the North Exhibition that day! ! ! ! !Eat walnuts to fill your brain!

The second master's leg hair fan: I have a dumbfounded look on my face, please ask for the truth!

A Gu Niang directly uploaded screenshots, the contents of which were the daily records of the previous few people driving, and a few lines of dialogue were drawn by her with a red pen.

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Second Master's leg hair: "Sister Gu Niang is on, ah hahahaha I laughed so hard, Second Master belongs to you today."

Erye's steel nail: "Female hooligans, I don't want any of them."

Nuan Nuan: "You guys... I still think my son likes steel nails."

Nuan Nuan: "Uh...Steel Nail, Erye's soul pierced you? Please Erye's soul piercing, please return the phone to Steel Nail himself."

Erye's steel nail: "Hehe, Sister Nuannuan is really amazing."

Nuan Nuan: "Where there is, as long as the brain is big enough (smile)"

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Qingqing Benqing: ...what do you want to explain... (death gaze)

There is a mushroom girl: That's right, it's the one you thought of!

Qingqing Benqing: I, what, what, also, no, yes, want to!

There is a mushroom girl: If you lie, your nose will grow longer, you Pinocchio!

Qingqing Benqing: If you don’t listen, you don’t want to listen to the scriptures!

Nuan Nuan: ...

There is a Mushroom Girl: Sister Nuannuan, do you understand what I mean?My brain hole, my speculation, you understand?

Nuan Nuan: ...

There is a girl named Jun: During the North Exhibition, Qingqing lost her ticket, and Gangding asked Jiuhan to help her to enter. Isn't it obvious who is next to Jiuhan? Combined with the above chat records, so, I guess……………………

A mushroom lady added a bunch of dots at the back, which had the effect of playing hard to get BGM for the awards ceremony. After half of the article's ellipsis, she made a concluding speech: Erye's steel nail is Zhang Yunlei's girlfriend!

This is also the main reason why Yu Muding didn't see the previous conversation, which made a bunch of BGM sound effect symbols disappear...

Zhang Yunlei turned to the end with a smile, "Silly girl, something went wrong with Bei Zhan that time."

Yu Muding finally looked better, "So there is no evidence, just kill him and deny it."

Now Zhang Yunlei's complexion is not good, "Will you kill me?! You are loyal enough, do you want me to give you a martyr medal?"

Is it embarrassing to associate with him? !

"Where is it, serve the Second Mistresses!" The girl, who was confused about the situation, joked mischievously.

Zhang Yunlei didn't bother to talk to her and continued to look at his phone.

Qingqing Benqing: Then why don't you say that she is Jiuhan's girlfriend? You know, she didn't deny it when she was in Beizhan!

Zhang Yunlei squeezed the phone hard, and the phone case made a "creaking" sound. Ding Muyu felt a chill down his back, and slowly shrank down, "Well...I'll go and see if the moon is round."

"Come back!" Zhang Yunlei said through gritted teeth.

The girl who shrunk down voluntarily crawled back into his arms.

"You don't even say anything about me, right! You don't deny anything about Jiuhan, do you?"

Yu Muding giggled silly, at this moment, she didn't know what to say other than giggling.

"Idiot!" Zhang Yunlei yelled angrily, "Do you know what kind of results will be caused by doing this? Once we announce our relationship, I will be accused of robbing brothers and women, and you... the woman is easy to bear more Maliciousness, you can spread rumors for nothing, not to mention an attitude like yours that is considered to be tacit!"

Yu Muding couldn't smirk anymore, he was already doing well without crying.Zhang Yunlei had never scolded her so harshly before. She was terrified, and the reason why she couldn't help crying was because she thought he was right. She thought things too easily, so she should be scolded!

It's not that she hasn't seen people who blackmailed Zhang Yunlei on the Internet. Heizi can make three feet out of nothing. If Heizi makes a fuss about this matter, the consequences must be very serious.

"I'm sorry, I was wrong." Ding Muyu's attitude of apologizing this time was very sincere, "You hit me, I really did something wrong."

Zhang Yunlei snorted coldly, "I'll save it for you first, and I'll settle the matter before me."

"How to deal with it?"

"Tell the truth!" Zhang Yunlei picked up his phone and started typing.

Second master's steel nail: I am Zhang Yunlei.

In the last second, the discussion about the relationship between Jiu Han, Zhang Yunlei, and Gang Ding was in full swing, because of this sentence, it suddenly fell into a deathly silence.

Nuan Nuan was the first to react: was pierced by the soul again?Once again trouble the soul of the second master to return the phone to Gang Ding himself.

Erye's steel nail: Sister, did the last "Demolition of the West Chamber" sound good?The steel nail said it was your favorite, I specially sang it for you.

Nuan Nuan: ...

Qingqing Benqing: ...

There is a mushroom girl: ...

Second master's leg hair powder: ...

A touch of sadness: ...I didn't break the formation, did I? What are you talking about?

Erye's steel nail: ...Go and climb the stairs.

Qingqing Benqing: I, no, believe it!

Nuan Nuan: Well, you'd better believe it.

Qingqing Benqing: No!Unless you prove it to me.

Second Master's Steel Nail: Good!

Zhang Yunlei took a picture with his arms around the frightened girl, and threw it into the group.

Three seconds later, Qingqing and Benqing withdrew from the group!

~~~~~ A wave in a wave~~~~~

Chow Chow Sauce: I'm back!Well, in order to satisfy my own bad taste, I wrote an article for Mr. Muyu - "Married to Ding Muyu", I want to update the two articles together...

Both "Married to Ding Muyu" and "The Legend of the Second Master" are out of stock, whichever is more inspiring. Girls who are interested can visit both sides to watch, maybe just watch it... just watch it.

Girls are welcome to urge updates at any time, I don’t mind at all, anyway, if there is no stock, I’m not afraid of boiling water ←_←

Also, Zhang Yunlei, waiting for your return!After unloading, you will fly higher!

36 vinegar

"Ah~" Yu Muding wailed and snatched the phone, "What to do~ It's all your fault, I said I can't say it, but you just want to say...you say...you say...Qingqing applied to join the group again?!" Yu Muding pass immediately.

Erye’s steel nail: Qingqing... (poor)

Nuannuan: ...Qingqing, are you alright (Tiger Touch)

There is a mushroom lady: ...Qingqing, are you alright? (Tiger Touch)

The second master's leg hair powder: ...Qingqing, although I really want to touch you, but...I'm so excited, the second master ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

A touch of sadness: ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah!

Qingqing Benqing: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!Second Lord!

Yu Muding had black lines all over his head, "It seems that she doesn't need to be touched."

Zhang Yunlei held his forehead and smiled, "It's a normal reaction, understandable."

Erye's steel nail: Why did you quit the group just now? It scared me to death!

Qingqing Benqing: I must have joined the group in the wrong way, so I have to re-enter!Such a humble group like us can actually make the second master condescend to airborne, what can we do, what can we do!

Nuannuan: ...Baby, please understand, it wasn't the second master who came in by air, he told us by his girlfriend's account, he has a girlfriend, and his girlfriend is a steel nail, that's the point.

Yu Muding nodded desperately, this is the point!

Second master's leg hair powder: Second master, second master!Please look familiar to me, I am your fan.

You must be a fan of my leg hair!Zhang Yunlei shook his head, the brain circuits of the girls in this group are really different from ordinary people, they are indeed the fans picked up by their own girls, the real people are divided into groups!

There is a mushroom girl: and me, Second Master, I love you!Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

Qingqing Benqing: Sister Gangding, I want to borrow a relative too!

Yu Mu Ding was stunned. Regarding the relationship between the second master and her, they were excited and accepted it in the form of a fan meeting? !

"Second master..." Yu Muding looked at Zhang Yunlei and babbled, not knowing what to say.

Zhang Yunlei felt that the girl's dazed look was very cute, so he kissed her, "Good boy, the second master won't borrow it, leave it to my little girl to kiss... Let me say it's not that scary, dare you!"

"What should we do next?" Yu Muding had no idea, these girls didn't follow the rules.

Zhang Yunlei took the phone, "Hey, where did you find these weirdos?"

Second master's steel nail: I am Zhang Yunlei, steel nail is very scared now, do you understand?

Nuannuan: understand

Qingqing Benqing: +1, I am envious and jealous of Sister Steel Ding...but what I admire more is that she has the guts to fall in love with you.

There is a Gu Niang: + mobile phone number, if it is made public, she will be dug into the mother's womb by fans!

Erye’s leg hair fan: + ID number, the shortcomings will be infinitely magnified, and people will criticize them, it’s scary to think about it (cover your eyes)

Second Master's Steel Nail: So, keep it a secret.

Qingqing Benqing: Yes, there are conditions!Exclusive fan benefits!

There is a mushroom girl: Qingqing, I love you!

Erye's steel nail: OK, I'll come in for a chat when I have time.

Second master's leg hair powder: ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah!

Nuan Nuan: I have one more request, the next time the show takes a group photo, please ask Steel Spike to take it, look at your photo just now, from the angle of a straight man with honey, our beautiful steel nails are all ugly by you, and their faces are deformed Yes, silly goose!

Zhang Yunlei clicked on the photo sent by Nuannuan. When he took the photo just now, he hugged the girl's arm too hard, and deformed her little face. Coupled with the girl's stunned expression, it is quite ugly...

Erye's steel nail: Got it, Ma Ma.

Nuannuan: ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah

The calm Nuannuan sister was finally driven crazy by a long-awaited title.

I'm Sister Braid: Sister Nuannuan will be called like this?What's the situation, do I need to climb stairs?

Everyone: Need it! ! ! ! ! ! ! !

That night, Yu Muding chatted with several people almost all night, and the group of chattered like chicken blood chatted out of a ten thousand-story building!

It was rare for Zhang Yunlei to ignore her. When he woke up in the morning and saw his girl's panda eyes, he said coldly, "This is not an example!" and pushed her into the bed to catch up on sleep.

Zhang Yunlei finished washing, sat on the sofa drinking tea, and waited for Jiuhan to pick him up for work.

He recently accepted a talent show online variety show, which can be regarded as an exploration of a new field.In fact, during this period of time, he received a lot of program invitations, and rejected most of them due to physical reasons, and picked the rest, and chose this draft.

Taking the national style as the backbone and spreading the traditional culture is what he wants, and it doesn't need a large-scale activity, and the production platform is not bad... Except for the long recording time, it is perfect.

At noon, Jiuhan arrived, carrying the buns he bought in his hand.

"Brother Zhui'er, the bun shop you ordered is too far away. I almost didn't go to Tianjin! Why don't you ask my sister-in-law to make it for you? The ones made by my sister-in-law are much more delicious and healthy than takeaway." Jiuhan said The takeaway was put on the table and said.

Jiuhan is really a little confused. In the past, brother Zhui'er was very easy to serve. Malatang, cold noodle, braised chicken, etc., he didn't pick at all. Now... this is a tricky mouth raised by his wife ?

Zhang Yunlei walked slowly to the table, "Why, I can't let you run errands?"

Zhang Yunlei's cool and swishing tone made Jiu Han shrink back his neck, "No, no, Brother Zhui'er, if you have something to do, just tell me."

Zhang Yunlei is not a good-tempered master. Everyone around him knows this and dare not go against him. Fans say that everyone dotes on him, the group dotes on him!The truth is, the people around him are really afraid of him.

Knowing that Jiao'er was in a bad mood, Jiuhan didn't dare to go to the table to eat, and Niao quietly sat on the sofa drinking tea, trying to minimize the sense of presence.

"Come here." Zhang Yunlei put a bun into his mouth and said without looking at it.

"Hey!" Jiuhan quickly agreed, and ran over, "Brother, what's the matter?"

"Run around with me during this period of time, and leave your business behind."

Jiuhan shook his head hastily, "I didn't drop it, I practice whenever I have time, Guankou, Allegro..."

"Sing a piece of "Journey to the West Lake." Zhang Yunlei interrupted him coldly.

Jiuhan swallowed nervously, and sang the lyrics of Taiping in front of Zhang Yunlei. He wanted to give himself a song "Cool and Cool".

"Brother." Zhang Yunlei's expression and attitude at the moment made Jiuhan unconsciously respect him, "I'm not very good at Liuhuo."

Zhang Yunlei put down his chopsticks and raised his eyebrows to look at him, "Oh? Then what are you good at?"

What do you say you are good at in front of your senior brother? !Jiuhan felt that he didn't have the confidence, so he didn't say a word for a long time.

"Sing!" Zhang Yunlei yelled, making Jiuhan tremble with fright, and hurriedly began to sing.

"Life is in the bottom of the world, how long will it take to compete for fame and fortune~ oh~" Zhang Yunlei was frightened by Zhang Yunlei, who was not good at Liuhuo at first, Jiuhan sang a song and sang, her face flushed, she lowered her head and continued to sing .

"...The scenery in all directions is impenetrable, and Hangzhou is the most beautiful place in the world....The goldfish is also a fight, and the silver fish is also a fight...Xu Xian came to plant willows on Qingming Festival, and every family sacrificed and swept the graves. Xu Hanwen walked forward with his clothes on .Here are the gentle, elegant, beautiful and colorful girls, two girls aged seventeen or eighteen."

The song "Journey to the West Lake" Jiuhan sang in a barbaric tune, and he couldn't sing so badly. He was really nervous when he sang in front of Zhang Yunlei.

"Heh." Zhang Yunlei sneered, "You and Dong Jiuli are worthy of being in the same family...the singing skills are comparable."

Jiuhan scratched his head, "I'm somewhat better than him..."

"Well, give you a certificate? Slightly better than the Dong Jiuli Award?"

Dong Jiuli, who was far away in Sanqing Garden, sneezed several times in a row, touched his red ears and underestimated, "Who is talking about me, huh!"

At this moment, Yu Muding who is asleep in the room is having a nightmare!

The second master was wearing a coat, standing tall, flicking the jade, slamming the drum, and opening it lightly, his mouth was full of barbaric sounds, and Yang Jiulang was panting from the side, shouting, "23, 24, 25..." What kind of combination is this!

Yu Muding let out a soft cry in fright, opened his eyes suddenly, covered his beating heart and gasped, "I knew it was a dream."

But... what happened to the counting sound outside the door?

The girl got up quickly, and ran out without her shoes in a hurry. When she went out, she saw Jiuhan doing push-ups in the living room.

Jiuhan was sweating profusely, out of breath, with trembling arms, strenuously holding up and then falling down, counting before finishing, "37..."

"what are you doing?"

Hearing the voice, Jiuhan looked up at her, and lay down on the ground without propping up his hands, "Hoo, hoo, do push-ups."

She saw it, but... "Why?"

Jiuhan first carefully looked in the direction of the kitchen, then waved his hand, motioned her to come over, and said in a low voice, "Brother Zhuier suddenly tested me on Liuhuo just now, I sang several times when I was nervous, he said, I did it in the wrong place Five push-ups, I guess I will have to give up after I finish, I really don't know what he ate wrong."

She thought she knew, Yu Muding whispered, "I'm jealous..." What a big jar of old vinegar!

"Ah?" Jiuhan didn't hear clearly, and moved closer, "What did you say?"

Yu Muding backed away, "You'd better stay away from me, for your own good."

Jiuhan, "?"

"Are you awake?" Zhang Yunlei came out of the kitchen, holding a plate of buns in his hand, "It's just hot, come and eat."

When Jiuhan heard the voice, he immediately raised his arms and continued. Zhang Yunlei glanced at him and said coldly, "Get up, wash your hands and eat."

Jiu Han hurriedly agreed, and got up gratefully to wash his hands.

Yu Muding sat at the dining table and propped his chin to watch Zhang Yunlei make buns for her, "Second Master, you are taking revenge."

Zhang Yunlei raised his hand and gave her a smack on the forehead, "If you see it, don't say it."

"Jiuhan is so pitiful!" The girl shook her head, and inserted a steamed bun with her chopsticks, "It was agreed that our seniors will never bully our seniors."

"Eat yours!" Zhang Yunlei took the teacup from the tea table and sat beside her to accompany her, "Isn't it enough to stop your little mouth?"

After washing his hands, Jiuhan saw that his brother's face had recovered, so he let go of his heart. He sat down at the dining table, picked up a bun with his chopsticks, and took a bite. Famous to eat here."

Zhang Yunlei coughed unnaturally, ignoring Yu Muding's teasing eyes.

"It would be even better if it was dipped in vinegar!" Jiu Han sighed again.

"This, this!" Yu Muding pointed happily at Zhang Yunlei, "Touch him, he has a pot of old vinegar, sour!"

"Cough, cough, cough!" Zhang Yunlei choked on the tea, stared at Yu Muding and coughed violently.

Yu Muding covered his stomach and laughed, while Jiuhan was dumbfounded with the bun in his mouth.