Biography of the Second Master

"Then what should we do now?" The girl pointed to the door, "I can't get out."

Zhang Yunlei nodded, "Let's stay in the house until they finish." I don't know how long Mr. Muyu...

It's been a long time!

Yu Muding's hair was dry and he fell asleep. Zhang Yunlei was about to fall asleep in a daze, when he received Mr. Muyu's WeChat.

"come out."

Look at the domineering tone of this superior!Zhang Yunlei shook his head, slowly pushed the girl in his arms away and covered her with the quilt, and quietly went to see this not easy to mess with uncle.

"Where's Mumu?" Ding Muyu sat on the sofa and smoked an afterthought.

"Sleeping." Zhang Yunlei sat on the sofa, "Where is my sister-in-law?"

"Asleep." Ding Muyu gave the same answer, "Can you cook?"

Zhang Yunlei shook his head, "I can't even cook instant noodles."

Ding Muyu gave him a disdainful look, "I'm better than you, and the instant noodles are very good."

Zhang Yunlei, "..."

"Tomatoes, old godmothers and instant noodles are a perfect match. I have time to teach you." Mr. Muyu seemed to be in a good mood just after getting comfortable.

Zhang Yunlei nodded, "What about instant noodles?"

Ding Muyu, "..."

Zhang Yunlei felt that he had chatted to death, coughed and took out his mobile phone, "Then what, let's order takeaway."

While waiting for the delivery, the two men simply cleaned up the door, Ding Muyu swept the floor, and Zhang Yunlei came over with a mop.

"Put it down." Ding Muyu frowned.

"I'm not that weak." Zhang Yunlei smiled and shook his legs, "I'm getting stronger."

The two stopped talking, and the door was packed and the takeaway arrived.

After the hot pot takeaway was set up, the two men each went to wake their women up.

Yu Muding was sleeping soundly, Zhang Yunlei couldn't utter a word when he went to call, he was pressed on the bed and kissed and rubbed for a long time before he woke up, punched him coquettishly before being dragged out of the bedroom.

In the dining room, the sleepy-eyed little sister-in-law was gnawing a cucumber in her arms.Seeing the two people coming over and struggling to get off Ding Muyu's lap, Ding Muyu glared at her with a "tsk", and the sister-in-law immediately didn't dare to move anymore, lowered her head and lowered her eyes, pretending not to see the two of them.

Mr. Wooden Fish is mighty!

Zhang Yunlei smiled and pressed the girl on the seat, "Don't sister-in-law sit by herself? It's inconvenient to eat."

Wang Xiaoxiaokuang nodded, and looked at Ding Muyu sadly, "I want to sit by myself."

Ding Muyu gritted his teeth, put him on the chair next to him, and whispered in her ear, "There are outsiders...waiting to go back."

Wang Xiaoxiao shuddered and buried her head down.

"Is sister-in-law cold?" Seeing her shivering, Yu Muding stood up, "Drink some wine, and you'll be warmed up. And it's rare for the four of us to get together to celebrate."

Zhang Yunlei was speechless, "Girl, are you trying to greed me on purpose?" He can't drink.

Yu Muding stuck out his tongue, "Forget it...then the three of us will have a drink."

Ding Muyu didn't drink either. When he didn't socialize, he wouldn't drink if he didn't drink. "You two, have some red wine?" I always feel "with ulterior motives" in my eyes...

Yu Muding took out the red wine, and the two women each poured a glass. After half an hour, the two of them were drunk...

Wang Xiaoxiao drank too much and fell asleep directly in Ding Muyu's arms, but Yu Muding became more and more energetic as he drank, and his spirit was a little abnormal!

"Second master!" Yu Muding patted Zhang Yunlei's shoulder vigorously with his little paw, "how are we?"

Zhang Yunlei had black lines all over his head, "Okay...okay..."

"Is the relationship strong?" The girl blushed and patted his shoulder boldly again.

Zhang Yunlei didn't want to talk to her anymore, he sighed and accidentally caught Ding Muyu, who was looking forward to seeing the show... It really had "ulterior motives"!

"Damn me!" Zhang Yunlei gritted his teeth.

Ding Muyu held his daughter-in-law in his arms, and brushed his fingers over the almost invisible scar on his cheek, "You'd better bring her in, she will do something shocking to the world in a while, don't say I didn't remind you."

"Her injury is Yan Yan's fault." Zhang Yunlei argued, brother brother, this hurt innocent people.

"I can't run away from her." Ding Muyu continued to look at his daughter-in-law with distressed expression.

have to!Zhang Yunlei babbled, stood up and helped the crazy girl to the bedroom, "If you can't provoke me, just hide."

Ding Muyu took a bite of the meat while the old god was there, "Friendly reminder, don't go against her."

Zhang Yunlei paused at the bedroom door, "Thank you!" He slammed the bedroom door shut.

As soon as the door closed, Zhang Yunlei turned around and was pushed against the door by the girl.

"Second Master." Yu Muding lifted one thigh high, pressed his lower abdomen, stroked his body with both hands, "I want to die!"

This smell of dust is nothing more than that in TV dramas that attract guests by relying on Goulan Washe. The serial dramas are really harmful.

"I learned this from someone." Zhang Yunlei pushed her legs down, clasping her two restless little paws in his hands, "Be honest."

The girl pouted and wanted to pull her hand out, but failed. She stared blankly at her clenched wrist for a few seconds, then suddenly opened her mouth and cried loudly, "My lord! Mumu is wrong, never again Don't dare, don't catch me!"

Zhang Yunlei was so frightened that he quickly let go of his hand and made a gesture of surrender, "You... calm down."

The next second, the girl stopped crying, and giggled as she twisted her free hand, "Okay..."

Zhang Yunlei put his hand on his forehead, and he swore he would never let the girl drink again, it was too scary!Shaking his head and putting down his hand on his forehead, the girl in front of him was gone!Look down, squatting on the ground...

With his legs spread apart, his hands touching the ground between his legs, he looked up at him, sticking out his pink tongue, haha, panting!

"Where did you come from?" Zhang Yunlei didn't know whether to laugh or cry, "Girl, can we behave like a human being?"

"Woooo..." The girl whined twice, as if she was upset by what he said, and then barked twice, with her two little paws next to her cheeks, her eyes blinking and blinking, like A little Pomeranian!

COSPLAY? !

Zhang Yunlei helped his forehead again!

"Woof, woof, woof!" As if dissatisfied with Zhang Yunlei's silence, Xiao Bomei "speaked" again, placing two paws on his trousers and shaking from side to side, "Woof, woof!"

Who am I, where am I, what am I going to do!Zhang Yunlei tortured himself, patted Xiao Bomei's head at a loss, "Uh... be good!"

"Wooah!" The girl wailed again, "You are a dog, how can a dog speak human language? It's not fun...Wooah!"

Zhang Yunlei, "..." When did he become a dog?

"A friendly reminder, don't go against her." Mr. Muyu's words are still in his ears.

"...Wow..." Zhang Yunlei yelled while covering his face.

The girl burst into tears and laughed, "Wow, woof." There were three replies.

"Wang..."

So the dialogue between the two "dogs" sounded in the bedroom, one happy and the other sad and angry, one after another!

Ding Muyu ate the hot pot and listened to the "dog" bark, very appetizing!

Zhang Yunlei is about to cry. It is too difficult to make a girlfriend. I used to think it was like raising a child, but now I find that I have to master a "foreign language". Master knows that he is using the skills he has learned to do this, so he probably will break his "dog legs"!

Finally, the girl was tired of barking, and the monotonous conversation between the two "dogs" made her lose interest. She stood up from the ground with a babble, "I'm thirsty."

Zhang Yunlei hurriedly brought over the water glass on the bedside table, "Drink, drink more." After drinking, the alcohol can be discharged by going to the toilet.

"You are so kind to me." The girl foolishly held the water glass, drinking water while wandering around the bedroom.

Zhang Yunlei stayed behind, afraid that she would do something to hurt him, he felt that the girl at this time was not rational as a human being!Wandering into the cloakroom, the girl saw Zhang Yunlei's backpack on the ground and said, "I'll clean it up for you!" The girl volunteered.

Zhang Yunlei was by the door, exhausted physically and mentally, and sighed, "Okay..." As long as she doesn't make trouble, you can do whatever you want.

For the next 10 minutes, there was no sound in the room. Zhang Yunlei was disturbed by the overly quiet girl. He was lying on the bed to conserve his strength and sat up, "Girl, fell asleep?"

"Ow!" With Michael Jackson's iconic cry, Yu Muding appeared on the stage, and his black and gold coat was impressively put on her!Due to the strange height and shape, the gown was worn loosely on the girl, and part of it was dragging on the ground.

Zhang Yunlei's face immediately turned cold, "Yu Muding, take it off for me!" The coat was dragged on the ground, which made him feel distressed.

The girl shook her head, hugged herself, and looked at him defensively, "Mine!"

What's hers, robber?Bandits?Zhang Yunlei stepped forward, "Take it off while I can talk to you." His coat is not for cosplay!

Fortunately, Yu Muding was just drunk and not crazy. She saw that Zhang Yunlei was really angry, and her strong sense of survival prevented her from making trouble anymore. She pouted aggrievedly, "Bandit!"

Zhang Yunlei was too lazy to talk nonsense with her, so he stepped forward to unbutton it with his own hands, one for two... Zhang Yunlei felt something was wrong the more he unbuttoned it, and when he finally got to the one under his armpit, a little rabbit of the girl came out.

"You..." Zhang Yunlei took a step back and looked at her suspiciously, "You can't be wearing nothing underneath."

"Haha!" The girl jumped twice, and the little rabbit followed suit, "Surprised or unexpected!"

Zhang Yunlei took another two steps back, his eyes were full of smirks in a blink of an eye, he was looking at the whiter little rabbit against the background of the black gold coat, standing upright with vigor, the light pink rabbit head looked particularly cute and attractive, he licked his lips, " Surprise~joy, surprise~unexpected." He wanted to eat rabbit meat a little bit..."What do you want to do in a coat?"

The girl lifted up her coat, her thighs trembled and shivered from the side of the clothes, her toes touched the ground, her straight white thighs shook Zhang Yunlei's heart and liver, "Dancing."

Zhang Yunlei raised his eyebrows. Although he didn't wear glasses, he still saw the black plush exposed from the deep part of the girl's thigh when she lifted the gown. He swore that his gown had absolutely no fringe. The girl is a pure vacuum... Zhang Yunlei couldn't hold back the corners of his mouth. He turned around and sat down on the big bed, posing as an audience. He wanted to appreciate the girl's performance. As for the gown... if it was wrinkled, she could make it up, in a way he liked.

"Please start your performance." Zhang Yunlei made a gesture of please.

Yu Muding was happy, and raised his hand to push her hair in front of her. The little rabbit was faintly visible in her long hair, and she made a microphone gesture with her right hand and placed it near her mouth, "Please enjoy the song and dance "Culture of Coming of Age" next!" The voice was passionate, Especially like the tone of elementary school students when they hold a gala.

Bar mitzvah? !Zhang Yunlei licked his lips, this song really fits the occasion.

After Yu Muding finished reporting, Diandian ran to the dressing table to get a rubber band for tying her hair, and tied her wide waist by a little. Then Diandian ran back to the spot and stood with her back, humming a piece of music , Squat down and open your legs, run your hands across your legs, then stand up, put your hands together and touch the ground with your fingertips, the beautifully shaped little jelly is facing Zhang Yunlei, and then twisted up and down, left and right...

Zhang Yunlei suddenly felt his nose was a little hot!

",,,,,,..." ("Coming-Up Ceremony" by Park Zhiyin, the effect is better if you watch it with a video←_←)

The girl sang a song in Korean, and Zhang Yunlei couldn't understand the lyrics, but seeing the girl's twisting, swaying, and obviously suggestive dance movements, he can roughly imagine the artistic conception that the song wants to express. "...Close to the question!

"Oh!" The girl's closing action was to turn her back and give Zhang Yunlei a strong look!

"Papa papa papa..." Zhang Yunlei applauded enthusiastically, and walked towards the girl while applauding, "It's so wonderful, my girl still has this talent, and it's hidden."

The girl was sweating after dancing, and it seemed that some alcohol had been released with the sweat. She looked at Zhang Yunlei with ignorant and confused eyes, "Thank you..."

The child who was praised politely thanked him, and when he bowed his head, he suddenly saw the little rabbit who had run away from home, and immediately pulled up the front of his shirt in panic, buttoning his shirt like green onions, "This is...I...what's going on... Ahh!!!" The flustered girl was crushed against the wall by Zhang Yunlei who jumped up and clasped her wrists!

Clasping her hands with one hand and pressing them on the top of her head, and pinching her chin with the other, Zhang Yunlei looked down at the flustered girl with a smirk, "Are you awake?"

The girl looked at him eagerly, "I'm sorry..." She didn't forget her special physique of being drunk whenever she drank, and she woke up immediately after being drunk, "When I drink, I will..."

"Liberate your nature?" Zhang Yunlei remembered the conversation between the two..."dogs", and couldn't help but squeeze the girl's hand, "Your second master also liberated it with you today." Zhang Yunlei gritted his teeth.

"I'm sorry!" The girl wished that she would be broken, but she clearly remembered what she had just done, and now she was almost ashamed to kill herself!

"Wrong?" Zhang Yunlei asked her in a low voice.

"Wrong." The girl was pitiful. Zhang Yunlei's tone and distance were especially suitable for interrogating prisoners. She felt a terrifying and dangerous atmosphere.

"What should I do if I make a mistake?" Zhang Yunlei looked down, the girl's little rabbit was squeezed against his chest like a meatloaf, Zhang Yunlei licked his lips, the rabbit meat had already been made into a cake, it seemed that it was ready for him to enjoy up.

The girl's eyes fell with his, and she trembled when she saw her bunny cake, "What do you want?"

Zhang Yunlei grabbed the little rabbit, kneaded the pink rabbit's head a few times, his eyes were full of fierceness, "Fuck you!"

(The following is non-describable content, please make up your own brain... I whispered, there is no home plate, after all, the steel nails in the second master's body do not allow it.)

After a long time, Zhang Yunlei sat on the floor and hugged the girl. The girl seemed to be clinging to Zhang Yunlei's arms in a puddle of water. The gown hung crumpled on the girl, and there was some suspicious liquid on it.

Zhang Yunlei patted her on the back and kissed her brow and eyes.

"Next time...don't drink anymore." The girl cried and rubbed her thigh slightly, the sticky feeling of the mouth of the spring made her uncomfortable.

Zhang Yunlei noticed the girl's little movements, smiled and rubbed her little jelly, "I think...you can drink it, Xiaozuiyiqing...ah!" Zhang Yunlei elongated the word "love", and his tone was pretending to be frivolous to tease her.

"Buffalo!" The girl angrily grabbed his hand to her mouth and bit it. After biting, Zhang Yunlei's heart ached again when she heard Zhang Yunlei's inhalation. She used her tongue to swipe the place where she had just bitten like a cat.

Zhang Yunlei's heart was itchy from being swept away, and he bit her earlobe and said softly, "I was very good just now, please keep it up!"

The girl who was praised as "good" groaned and shrank into his arms. After a long while, a voice came from his chest, "Just now, it's good..."

Zhang Yunlei laughed loudly, hugged her and shook her, "Thank you for the compliment!"

~~~~~ A wave in a wave~~~~~

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