The Shura field between the waste of words.

Dongshang hates that kind of serious meeting, or serious people.Anyway, he hates anything serious, like now.

The Avengers guys are all gathered in Tony's office for what looks like a very serious meeting, which is actually very serious.

Dongshang crouched in the corner with his little clumsy hands in his arms, watching those people quarreling absent-mindedly, and ate a takeaway unexpectedly. The seriousness of Duntie's "win together, lose together" made Dongshang want to cry... Sweet Dog grain.

Keke, he doesn't want to say anything now, he just wants to silently raise a bright torch in his heart, and then, burn it!burn!burn!

Thinking of this, Dongshang hugged the little clumsy hand in his arms tightly.

The little clumsy hand was grieving for Jarvis, it nestled in Dongshang's arms in despair, looking not lively at all.

Little Clumsy lost his love, and his favorite AI is gone.

After hesitating for a while, Dongshang rubbed some ketchup from his body and touched the little clumsy hand.

"Dude, I'll lubricate you."

Little Clumsy: "..."

The little clumsy little guy who is so sad that he just wants to put on Tony's father's 40-meter mark armor and pump the winter jacket into outer space.

Can it make people fall in love well!You single dog!

The little clumsy tugged Dongshang's hair angrily.

However, Dongshang didn't understand what the little clumsy wanted to express at all, he just foolishly thought that the little clumsy didn't like ketchup.

"Hey, never mind buddy. Look, the ketchup is all there, can the lube be far behind? Steal the lube for you in a while."

That's no reason for you to touch ketchup on it!

The even more angry little clumsy hand directly pulled off the unknown parts on the table, and smashed Dong's upper body with a bang. It was simply some small parts that were not heavy, and it didn't hurt very much when it hit him.

Everyone was successfully attracted by the movement made by Dongshang and the little clumsy hand.

Then, after everyone had seriously discussed the serious matter, everyone decided to seriously discuss the matter of their old comrades in arms.

For example: a reason why Juris appeared at the crime scene.

Therefore, Captain America, as a representative, took the lead in asking the question.

"OK... Juris, do you have anything to say?"

"Eh..." Dongshang, who was almost confused by the question, quickly recalled the serious content of the meeting just now, and then spoke hesitantly.

"Honestly... I think... that Ultron, he is a bit like the baby of the Rocky family... so f*cking two..."

You see, that little boy who is a set of sets is completely a sophomore in middle school with severe Internet addiction. This is the result of not believing in Marxism!

After Dongshang hesitated, he nodded in approval.

Who asked you this? !What he meant was for you to explain why you were at the scene of the crime!It's not anyone's fault!

Steve glanced at his friend's ugly face, and the seriousness on his face was almost unbearable.

It's all good, hurry up and return the little angel who was speechless.Moreover, no matter how high school two is, there is nothing wrong with their baby!It has nothing to do with the Silly Sledgehammer family!

In short, Steve, who was very tired, asked Dongshang to go back to the room to rest until...

"... Tractor is dead."

This time it was the black widow Natasha who came to talk to Dongshang, and the others were observing Dongshang from the surveillance.

"Then he is really a short-lived villain. Pierce has been my boss for a long time and only received the lunch."

Dongshang didn't care about emotion, he looked bored in every possible way and seemed not interested in this matter.But in fact, Dongshang has been looking forward to this interview for a long time, and he especially wants to pretend to be as handsome as in the TV series.

"So, soldier. What did you do by his side before?" Natasha asked gently.

"The bodyguard should be, I'm not sure, he usually doesn't care about me. Of course, that's not important, be straightforward, tell me what you want to know?" Dongshang tried to adjust and expressed, hoping to let himself and the villain in the TV series A little more like that.Although he has no idea how funny his expression looks now.

"OK, let's get to the point now." Natasha looked at Dongshang Yanyi with a smile, "What tricks is Hydra doing? What did Tractor do at that base?"

"........."

Facing such a question, Dongshang remained silent.He carefully recalled his days at the base of the castle, eating, sleeping, playing snowball fights... ah... What a rotten day... Damn, are his abs still there! !Don't let him rot!

Dongshang, whose thoughts were completely in outer space, quickly lifted up the hem of his clothes. He observed it carefully for a while, and then reached out to touch it...

Hmm... the abs are still there...

Natasha, who was sitting opposite, and the Avengers watching in front of the monitor were really confused.Show your flesh if you don't agree with each other? ! !What the hell is this old comrade doing? !

"...You have a very good figure." Natasha, who had faced all kinds of strange things, was the first to come back to her senses. She reached out and touched Dongshang's abdominal muscles twice, "Hmm Hmph. It feels good in the hand, too."

Sexy lips, sexy eyes, sexy everything.

Dongshang stared blankly at Natasha, until Natasha showed him a sexy smile before recovering.

This momentum... Great Demon King!Definitely going to be eaten!

Dongshang hurriedly got up and ran to a place farthest from Natasha.His face was flushed, and he squeezed out a stiff smile with his facial features.

"Um... I, I don't know anything. I'm at the base. Even though I'm a bald bodyguard, I don't know anything except eating, drinking and having fun every day..."

There was no need for interrogation at all, Dongshang confessed everything like beans, although what he confessed was completely useless.

Therefore, in the end, the result of the serious discussion among the people was: the old comrades were happily imprisoned in the Avengers Building, and they were going to teach Luo, oh no, it was the Stark family's baby.

How stupid is it to leave such a high output at home? ! !Ahhh! !Do not open Sen!Do not open Sen!

Dong Shang, who was left at home by his friends and failed to do things together, was complicated like a man who ate a child who ate five hundred catties.

Just as winter was lying on the floor fermenting in all kinds of boredom, our little clumsy hands came to deliver food! !It also correctly brought Winter's claw machine! !

The first thing Dongshang did when he got his phone was to call his father, oh no, it was Rumlow.

"Where are you now, little bunny?!" As soon as the phone was connected, Rumlow's roar came from inside.

"Hey, Rumlow, I... uh, I'm in the Avengers Building now! The Avengers are all out, do you want to pick me up?" Dongshang's tone sounded relaxed and happy.

Rumlow hurriedly called for someone, and immediately got the best guy he could get so far and went to the Avengers Building.

It has to be said that their luck is very good.

When Rumlow brought people to pick up Dongshang, Brother Hao was wreaking havoc in the city, Tony was busy to death, and the other Avengers members couldn't get to the scene in time to support, and Jarvis was paralyzed, the whole team except There is nothing to do outside the black system by prying the door.The bitter battle that Rumlow originally thought did not appear.

Dongshang did not suffer the torture that Rumlow imagined, on the contrary, he seemed to be a little fatter.but……

Rumlow looked helplessly at Dongshang's instantly aggrieved expression upon seeing him.What's the matter?Whoever bullied your son, don't worry, even Captain America's father will beat you up!

"Rumlow..." Dongshang pitifully put a nail clipper into Rumlow's hand, "If those guys in the logistics department don't give me equipment, just give me this thing!"

"They just gave you this?" Rumlow said in disbelief.What can this thing do?Do you give Captain America a manicure?

Dongshang directly took Jia Te Lin from Rumlow's hand, held it in his arms and didn't let go, "Yeah! Otherwise I won't be caught!"

"... the logistics department, right?" Rumlow, who was already almost a child control, narrowed his eyes immediately, with an expression that my uncle is here, and everyone who is sensible will go away.

When did the guys in the logistics department dare to bully his son, huh?It seems that there is less training and tasks, so I will put pressure on those weak chickens when I go back!

However, from an angle that Rumlow could not see, Dongshang secretly showed a sinister smile.

Humph, good luck to you, scumbags in the logistics department~~~

Rollins, who had a panoramic view of everything, silently turned his head, pretending that he didn't see anything.

This incident tells us a truth, even men are very vengeful and cautious, especially a man named Han Dongshang, for the sake of your own life, don't offend him.

Look, how long ago was this hatred, and this small-minded person still remembers it now!It's useless to remember these things with the little capacity of the brain.

"...By the way, Juris."

On the way back, Rollins pointed to the unknown machine on Dongshang's back, showing a puzzled expression.

"What is this? The latest tone of the Stark family?"

"No... this is the little idiot of the Stark family." Dongshang carefully wiped Gat Lin with a rag, "I didn't find lubricating oil at the Stark's house, the local tyrant's house is too big. So, I just wanted to bring him back to base. I'm a man of faith."

"...Little clumsy?"

"Hmm... It's half of the Stark family's AI! This little guy is quite cute. By the way, Rumlow, do you want a cookie?"

"Go away, I'm driving." Rumlow responded casually, but still reached out to take the cookie from Dongshang.

Rollins' expression instantly became weird.Although I don't know how to describe it, in short, his brother is amazing!

Here, the Avengers Tower—

Stark: Shit!Where is my stupid son? !

Steve: Shit!What about my old comrade in arms? !

Barton: Hey, I'll go!Where's the cookie I hid? !

The author has something to say: That's right, our protagonist is just stupid, unreliable, and doesn't follow the routine!In the next chapter or the next chapter, let Bucky come out to gain favor! !It's just mindless sweetness! ! ! o(*≧▽≦)ツ~┴┴