The Shura field between the waste of words.

Although Steve kept reassuring him that everything would be fine, Dong Shang was still ready to be called by the 'teacher' to talk.

As for the possibility of being treated indifferently, Dongshang never thought about it.Just kidding, he's the villain!A living villain!The Winter Soldier's henchman, Rumlow's second-in-command.God!What a fat fish this is!So, being questioned is a must! !

Dongshang swore to himself.

However, the reality is...

Time passed day by day, and during this period, except for the little clumsy hand who came to bring him food, no one came to talk to him at all!Not to mention the dean!

Then, Dong Shang had to find out with astonishment that he had been forgotten.

He was...forgotten...forgotten...

He is indeed forgotten.

The science duo is busy doing things behind their backs and has no time; the silly sledgehammer is busy looking for girlfriend to kiss me, although he doesn't even know which country his girlfriend is in, in short, he has no time; the widow sister is busy shopping, no time; Barton is busy healing, no time; as for Luo Qihei?

"Miss, please wrap this name tag for me, thank you." Luo Chehei looked at the shiny dog ​​tag and smiled idiotically. He planned to give the name tag with his name engraved on it to Tony after the banquet.That's what soldiers with girlfriends do.

...Okay... Well, it seems that there is no time for this.

Oh, you said there was Jarvis?Alas, Jarvis is about to face his bear brother, can we let him rest for two days!

Therefore, for the sake of the plot, during the period of the banquet, apart from the little clumsy hands, there were no other creatures to take care of for the winter.Then, in order to make things happen, Dong Shang decided to hook up with the little clumsy hand.

So on the night of the banquet, after Dongshang took the meal from the little clumsy safely, he didn't let the little clumsy leave as usual, but stopped the little clumsy.

"Hey! Little guy." Dong Shang tried his best to put on a harmless expression, "I'm so bored, so, can you do me a favor?"

The little clumsy trembled its 'fingers' for unknown reasons.

Dongshang, who didn't understand the meaning at all, was at a loss for words.

He really should learn a machine language, I believe this language must be very popular in this era!

"...OK, I'll take it as if you agreed, so, can you bring me my claw machine for me?"

Then Dong Shang looked at the 'fingers' of the little clumsy hand trembling a few more times for no reason, then ran out staggeringly.

Judging by the appearance of the little clumsy hand, he should... Well, he doesn't know if the little clumsy hand understands...

Clumsy returned 10 minutes later with what looked like a playground equipment for catching dolls.Dongshang took it over and took a look.After the appraisal, I don't know what to do with the defective product.

"NO, NO, NO, it's not this, it's cell phones, electronics, electronics. The kind your boss carries around."

After 10 minutes, the little stupid came over with a black box.

Dongshang opened the box with a little excitement... After seeing the contents of the box clearly, his excitement froze on his face.

"Uh...condom?" Dongshang carefully looked at the contents of the box with an expression of uncertainty.There is nothing wrong with condoms...

What a stud that fellow Stark is to carry such a thing with him!Mr. Heartthrob, are your kidneys okay? !

Dongshang collapsed and threw the box in his hands behind him.

He always thought that rich people were happy, but he was wrong... He couldn't imagine the happiness of rich people at all, okay? !How can it be repaired!He is so envious of rich people! !Although he likes Bucky, but... so envious! !

"Not this. What I want is something that those dead houses will definitely hold. They almost never let go of this kind of thing. You can find it again..."

Another 10 minutes later, the little clumsy hand came back with something that wasn't a claw machine...

"OMG! You little bastard who can't understand human language! What do I want a chainsaw for? Go to Texas to chop pigs or people? What I want is a mobile phone! Not a chainsaw! It's a device that makes phone calls!" Dongshang Crumbling want to hit the ground.

That murderer is a dead house!And he really never leaves his hands with this kind of thing!The little clumsy felt that he was wronged and wanted to find his father.

So in order not to be wronged and to satisfy Dongshang's wish, the little clumsy hand decides to take Dongshang out to look for him.

Little Clumsy grabbed Dong's trouser legs and walked out of the room.

"Hey, where are you taking me? Wait... I'm still holding the chainsaw!" Dongshang held the chainsaw in one hand and tugged at his pants with the other, "OK, I'll go with you, lightly, lightly, Pants are falling!"

Dongshang came out with the little clumsy hand as quietly as possible, only to find out that a banquet was being held in the hall.

"Hey, buddy, wait a minute, let's steal some food first?" Dong Shang lightly grabbed the little clumsy hand, "I'll help you get some engine oil, if you can't find it, I'll help you lubricate it Oil, trust me, I'm generally good with my brothers."

The little clumsy man who originally didn't want to be in trouble with others, when he heard the lubricating oil, his iron sheet lit up, and he happily agreed.His father Tony hasn't lubed him for several days, and his father Tony is always hiding in the workshop.

So with the little clumsy hand on his back and a scary chainsaw in his hand, Dongshang carefully passed the banquet.Under the guidance of the little clumsy hand, he lurked into the kitchen smoothly.

Steve, who was standing on the second floor and talking to Falcon, was taken aback when he accidentally saw Dongshang's appearance, but he didn't say anything after realizing where Dongshang had sneaked in, but his expression became a little serious some.

Why did his little friend go to the kitchen with a chainsaw?Forget it, Tony said that all you need to do is smile at this time.Hmm... when are you going to give Tony the gift?

After arriving in the kitchen, as Dongshang expected, there was no one there, so he threw the chainsaw and the little clumsy hands on the ground, and Dongshang began to rummage through boxes and chests to find food.

Dongshang sat cross-legged on the ground, holding him in his arms. He had never seen it before, but it looked like a super expensive high-end dish for rice.

Dongshang put all kinds of things into lettuce and stuffed them into his mouth like a vegetable bag, lamenting the deliciousness and life at the same time.

"Buzz!!!!"

The sudden loud noise frightened Dongshang into a big shock. He accidentally squeezed the ketchup that was about to be spread on the vegetable buns, and the red sauce sprayed him all over. In terms of color, it was very similar to Auntie's Red.

There was no way for Dongshang, who was angry, to pick up the chainsaw, pick up the little clumsy hand, and crawl out of the kitchen.He's going to tear down that goddamn amplifier!

After leaving the kitchen, Dongyou crawled forward for a short distance, and then he saw the back of a very broken robot.

Intuition and the author clearly told Dongshang that it was the noise made by this robot.

Alright, big bum, are you ready to take on Dad Winter's wrath?

"Hey! Big bastard!" Dongshang got up from the ground and interrupted Ultron's intermittent speech, trying to make Ultron notice him.

However, Dongshang's nagging voice not only attracted Ultron, but also everyone in the hall.

This is really not attractive, I don’t know, I’m startled when I’m attracted!

I wipe it!What happened to this old comrade with a chainsaw covered in blood!Did he just stalk the chainsaw massacre? ! ←This was the voice of everyone at the time.

Just about to give Ultron a break from Little Ratty's attack, it turned to look at Dongshang.

"……Who are you?……"

"I'm your father!!" Dong Shang pulled the engine of the chainsaw and rushed up and gave Ultron a blow, "Little turtle grandson, do you know that it is shameful to waste food!"

"...what...?" Ultron was confused.When did it waste food? !He won't take the blame!

"Juris!" Steve called out to Dongshang who wanted to launch a combo attack, "Are you injured?"

...uh...he really beeped the dog

Dongshang suddenly realized how bad his image looked now. "...Don't worry, Steve, it's just ketchup, Mom, oh no, anyway, Steve, listen to me!"

Dongshang stuck out his tongue and licked the sauce around his mouth, trying to make it easier for those who think crookedly, although he didn't know that in the eyes of other people, that action really looked very... hard to describe.

Just as Dongshang was scratching his head and trying to explain, the little clumsy hand yanked Dongshang's clothes back, and Dongshang fell backwards with an unstable center of gravity.Then a robot wiped the tip of Dongshang's nose and rushed towards Steve and the others.

It’s been hundreds of years since I’ve had a girl. Seeing men are so horny, why don’t you let local tyrants build a few female robots for you someday?

The Avengers took care of the little rags pretty quickly, and then Ultron started popping and popping again.

"Uh... so big brother, stop nagging, you still have a chainsaw stuck in your body." Dongshang kindly reminded.

Ultron: "..."

Reunion: "..."

Most afraid of the air suddenly quiet.

"...OK, you continue..." Donggami scratched his face helplessly.

Ultron nodded in a cute manner, and then turned his head to face Tony, "You want to protect the world, but you don't want it to change. If you are not allowed to evolve, how can humans survive..."

"By the way, big mess!" Dongshang interrupted Ultron's speech again, "That...remember to accompany me to ketchup!"

"you..."

"OK, OK, I don't want it anymore... There may be a lot in the refrigerator, you go ahead..." Before Ultron finished speaking, Dong Shang shrank back to the corner with his little clumsy hands, as if he was a good audience look.

"...Look at these, these puppets." Ultron continued to speak persistently, and he grabbed his classroom props, a broken robot?

However, Dongshang didn't care about those puppets at all, he only cared about the chainsaw stuck on Ultron's waist.

strangeness?Didn't he start the engine?Why don't you move?If you break it, you will have to pay for it... No, he has to take a look.

"There is only one way to peace, and that is to disappear from the world outside the door of the Avengers..."

Just when Thor was about to throw the hammer, Dongshang pounced and pulled out the chainsaw, and the air was quiet again.

"Um... I just want to get this thing off," Fuyugami kept pulling the engine, "I don't know if it's broken or not..."

"Do you have to do it now?" Ultron, who just wanted to put on a good show, collapsed.

"Obsessive-compulsive disorder..." Dongshang successfully started the engine, and then gave Ultron a "you know" look in a good mood.

"Before I make the Avengers disappear, I'm going to make you..." "Bang!"

A hammer flew over and directly smashed Ultron to pieces.Dongshang was stunned for a while and then gave Thor a thumbs up.Thor returned a smirk.

"Juris, you go back to your room first..." Steve took the chainsaw in Master Winter's hand, "I'll find you in your room later."

Dongshang held the little clumsy hand in his heart, but most of them were very excited.

oh!God!The dean finally came to talk to him! !He is such a qualified villain!

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