age is not a problem

On the day of the school trip, at the gate of Teiko Middle School——

Several buses had already parked there, ready to take the second graders who participated in the school trip to their destinations.

After checking and counting the number of people in the second-year bus that I was in, Akashi, who is the secretary of the student union and the general person in charge of the students on this school trip, dutifully went to the back of the bus to check the situation of the people.

The second bus——

"No, it's overloaded. Each car has a limited number of people, and there are no more empty seats in your class." Akashi expressed no expression, without any room for negotiation.

"It's okay, I'll just stand up, I can give my seat to Kumanosuke." Midorima also refused to back down solemnly.

"I've said it all, it will be overloaded, and it doesn't meet the regulations of the bus, unless you give your seat to Kuma... Nosuke, you can run to Kanagawa with the bus."

"No, I cannot be separated from Kumanosuke today."

"Then there's no way."

After the persuasion was ineffective, Akashi didn't waste any more words, and directly called the first-year students of the student union who were helping to organize the preparations before the trip to come over, and carried away the stuffed bear doll of Midorima's height.

Yes, this is Midorima's lucky item today, and it was named "Kumanosuke" by Midorima.

"Don't leave me—! Kumanosuke—!"

Ignoring Midorima's mournful cry, Akashi waved his hand coldly and mercilessly, signaling the juniors to get away quickly and keep them far away.

"...Actually, Akashi didn't do it himself because this bear is taller than him." In the bus, Aomine, who was lying on the window, poked his head and muttered softly after seeing this scene.

Akashi, who didn't need to go to the ear surgery, didn't change his face, he just waved to the students of the student union and gave him a look, and then——

"Wow! What are you doing! You can't take away my Xiao Mai photobook! This is a limited edition collection! Last week, I pried off the training and queued up to buy it!"

...So it is really an excuse to delay the training because the teacher stayed behind to make up lessons because he failed the unit test.

Because there is really nothing suspicious about this kind of reason in Aomine, so Akashi believed it at the time.

No, the fact is that Qingfeng even skipped the teacher's after-school make-up classes.

"These are prohibited items, which violate the second subsection of No.3, Section 14, Chapter [-] of the school regulations. According to the regulations, they can be directly confiscated by the student union and dealt with according to the seriousness of the case."

After finishing such a long sentence without any ups and downs in tone and without panting, Akashi told Momoi to be optimistic about Aomine, and then walked towards the next bus.

And on the bus in the second class, seeing Midorima and Aomine, who were completely wilted because they lost their spiritual food, and even the background turned dark, Momoi wanted to encourage them to cheer up...

Qingfeng: "Ah... School trip or something... It doesn't matter anyway..."

Midorima: "Kuma nosuke...Kuma nosuke...Kuma nosuke...(in infinite loop)"

Momoi: "..."

Three buses——

Unsurprisingly, a guy like Kise, who radiates pickup trucks everywhere he goes, turned this whole-year group action into a female fan meeting, and the front of the bus in Class [-] was in total chaos.

Under the suppression of Akashi's aura without anger and authority, the riot was finally quelled, and Akashi also got into the car to confirm the number of people in the squad leader of the third class.

"Huh? Where's Murasakihara?" Akashi took a look, and found that no matter where he went, he was so conspicuous because he was a lot taller than everyone, why didn't he glance at him this time?

He was still worried about whether Ziyuan's height would be uncomfortable sitting in this kind of bus with a certain space limit.

"Chizi! I'm here!"

Akashi was slightly taken aback by the sudden sound and the sudden appearance of a large hand from behind the second-to-last row of car seats like a corpse.

The squad leader of the third class explained: "Because of Zi Yuan-kun's height, it is not comfortable to ride in this kind of car, so we discussed and decided to let him lie directly on the back seat. Anyway, the seats in our class are not full. It just happened to be vacant for the last row of five-seater seats."

... This is quite comfortable. For the same price, others bought a hard seat, but he bought a sleeper berth.

And the reason why Akashi didn't notice just now is because Murasakihara put a whole box of snacks in the vacant part of the passage, directly blocking his legs placed there.

"Murashihara, put your large luggage in the storage box under the car." Akashi taught his giant baby.

And Zi Principle replied: "Didn't you say that snacks can be brought into the car? I want to eat these snacks in the car."

Akashi: "..."

Well, as long as you are happy... When Akashi was about to go to the bus for the next class, he originally wanted to tell Kise to keep an eye on Murasakihara, but after thinking about it, he told the monitor of the third class to let him look after Kise and Ziyuan.

Four buses——

"Have you finished counting all the personnel?" Akashi asked the squad leader of the fourth class.

"Well, I've counted everything...the only difference is that Heizi hasn't arrived yet..."

After scanning around, Akashi frowned slightly: "Kuroko has always been very punctual..."

"I've already arrived."

The sudden sound and the appearance of a ghost startled all the members of Class [-].

Although I know that this is the characteristic of Kuroko's low presence, it is still not easy to fully adapt to it...

Akashi: "...It's good if you come."

After confirming that it is correct, go to the fifth bus——

……

At this moment, in a group of buses——

"Sawada, what have you brought?" Kiyomi who was sitting by the window leaned her head against the car window and asked Tsunayoshi who was sitting beside her.

"Hmm... It's just a change of clothes for daily needs, and small things like playing cards for entertainment..." Tsunaki said after thinking about it.

He also went on a school trip when he was in junior high school, so he is quite familiar with the routine activities of Japanese middle schools. In fact, he basically organizes students to travel to another city...Of course, ten years ago, Bourne made an extra Except for the Vongola-style study trip organized by...

"Ah? That's all?" Qingmei frowned, then opened her backpack, "I have prepared a lot of things, here, rope buckle, binoculars, compass, Swiss army knife, protein bars and compressed biscuits..."

Looking at the set of professional and complete equipment, Gangji hastily explained: "No, no, we are not going on a wild adventure...just a city tour, the kind of ordinary tour."

"...Ah? That's it?" Qingmei's dead fish eyes became even deadlier.

She originally thought that school trips in Japan were similar to outdoor training, survival in the wilderness, etc., but it turned out that everyone held hands and walked the road together.

...Ah, ah, I lost my energy in an instant. No wonder when Conan was borrowing these things yesterday, he looked at her with a puzzled face.

After Midorima and Aomine in the car next door, Kiyomi became the third person who did not expect much before the official start of the school trip.

At this time, Hai Teng in the front seat turned around with the back of the car seat, and said enthusiastically: "Oh, this time I also specially brought the ring that unlocks the power of the dark wings. I have a hunch that darkreunn will take the opportunity There is a surprise attack during this school trip, so we must be vigilant."

Gang Ji: It’s okay, I’ve brought Vongola’s ring...

"However, if the seed is exploded too much at one time, it will spread to the surroundings, so I also brought the Black Wing Seal Gloves to limit the explosion of my seed."

Tsuna: It's okay, I'm wearing x gloves...

"Ah, ah, as expected, the school trip is full of various challenges. But, heh, this is also the fun part."

Tsunayoshi: Sorry, I just want to spend this school trip in peace...

After Kaiteng turned back and sat in his seat to amuse himself, Tsuna suddenly remembered something, took out a motion sickness candy from his bag and handed it to Qingmei, "This is for you, if you feel uncomfortable or your brain is too If you are tired, you can take one, this is very effective."

Although this kind of situation basically does not exist with her physique, Qingmei still accepted, "...Thank you."

Then, Tsunayoshi gave another one to Kaito in the front seat.

"Hey~ It's the candy of friendship, I thought it was only me, so I'm special in your heart, Sawada~" Qingmei lowered her head and pressed against Tsunayoshi's shoulder, with an expression of "I'm very hurt" She looks like a little girl.

Tsuna Kichi, who has basically figured out what kind of temperament Qingmei is, naturally won't take it seriously, and after a helpless smile, he quietly stuffs a toffee into Qingmei's pocket.

After making a "shh-" gesture, he blinked and whispered, "This is the lucky thing for Virgo today."

Then, he got up and gave a car sickness candy to each of the other classmates who needed it.

At this time, Akashi, who had just returned from checking the situation of all the classes, showed a rare trace of fatigue in his eyes, "...Sawada, give me one."

……

Although Kanagawa and Tokyo are very close, the time on the bus is quite boring.And generally the way to make everyone happy is naturally to sing K~

There is a TV in the car, and the music is playing, and everyone is naturally vying to be the MC.

But this time, in order to increase the fun, the random selection on the TV screen is adopted, and then each group will send members to sing the songs drawn by their own group.

After the whole car was crying and howling, it was finally the last group's turn.

And when Hai Teng, who was going to draw a song as a representative, pressed the "stop" button, the song that had just been scrolling on the screen finally stopped at...

"Eh? This is...the French ballad "Brother Jacques"? Ah, I don't know French." Hai Teng was troubled.

The tune of this song is very famous all over the world, especially in the field of children. This ballad from France has been adapted into its own version by many countries, such as "brtherjhn" in the UK, and "artinill" in Spain. ", which was adapted in China as... "Two Tigers".

"Does anyone of you speak French?" Hai Teng asked his companions in the same group.

Gang Ji hurriedly shook his head: "Well, of course not..." He didn't want others to be surprised that such a useless guy could speak French.

Qingmei took the microphone with a proud face, "French, I know some! I'll do it!"

Amidst the breathless stares and terrified eyes of all the classmates in the car, and some even prepared to jump out of the car window to escape... Akashi bravely assumed the responsibility of being the monitor, and grabbed the microphone from Qingmei's hand without saying a word.

"I'll still come."

When Akashi said these words, all the students looked at their good Japanese class monitor with tears in their eyes. The class monitor who was originally [-] in height instantly became [-] in their eyes!Thank you, monitor who saves the world!

Ah, and...Squad Leader Akashi sang, which is a rare occurrence in a hundred years!Be sure to listen carefully, comprehend carefully, and record well!

"frerejaques! (Brothers Jacques!)

frerejaques! (Brothers Jacques!)

dre-vus (are you sleeping)

dre-vus (are you sleeping)

snnelesatines, (ring the morning bell please,)

snnelesatines! (Ring the morning bell please!)

Ding, deng, dng! (Ding, clang, boom!)

Ding, deng, dng! (Ding, clang, boom!)"

Well, the whole song is sung well, every note is in tune, and the French lyrics are so fluent that there is no accent, but, but... the class leader who just sang such a lively and lovely song with a deadpan face is simply, simply...

Ignoring the Honkai expressions of all Che's classmates who wanted to laugh but didn't dare to laugh, and then tried their best to hold back their laughter when they were about to piss, Akashi calmly put down the microphone, "Those who recorded, delete them immediately."

The squad leader's calm and prestige is quite oppressive, and several boys who love to make trouble immediately said with tears, "Yes! Squad leader!"

However... a brother in the class who is the second team of the Diguang basketball team trembled before the squad leader spoke... and sent that recording to the group of the Diguang basketball club...

then--

In the bus of Class [-], Heizi silently saved this audio.

In the bus of Class [-], Kise laughed without an idol image and her yellow hair trembled wildly, while Zi Principle called out with difficulty, "Huang Zai, save me—" .Ah, when I was listening to this audio just now, a potato chip accidentally stuck my throat.

In the bus of the second shift, the bored Aomine was just casually swiping his phone. After hearing this audio, he immediately called to Midorima who was sitting next to him, who was still in the depression of having his lucky item taken away. The earphones gave him a good time to share this classic together... Ah, the two people who were originally lifeless suddenly looked radiant~

So much so that I listened so intently repeatedly that I didn’t hear the two girls from the art club in the back row muttering in a low voice, “Ah, ah, one person and one earphone are listening to a song. I haven’t noticed it before. It’s sexy!" "Well, well, there is a new material...but I always like blue and yellow!"

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The author has something to say:

According to some settings in the Black Lantern Teiko Memories, it can be seen that in the second grade, Kise and Murasakihara were in the same class, and Midorima and Aomine were in the same class (and the front and back seats).