age is not a problem

Teiguang Middle School, Rooftop——

On the screen of the iPad, there was a photo of a hot girl in a swimsuit, but her face was mosaiced.

"Such a perfect arc must be my little Mai!"

"No, no, judging by the shape of the chest, I think it is more likely to be Maria Ozawa... What, do you disagree?"

Then, I clicked the pink button "Come on~" on the screen with my finger, and the mosaic part on the photo was also eliminated.

"Hahahaha! How about it~ It's Maria Ozawa, right? Don't underestimate the world of adults, little brother Aomine~" Kiyomei smugly shook her index finger, and the expression on her face clearly read "Boy You are still young~".

"Hey, although we are both Virgos, I am at the end of August and you are at the beginning of September, who is the younger brother!" Qingfeng, who felt that he was taken advantage of by others, yelled, dissatisfied and said: "Fight again!" One round! "

"Wow, Captain Akashi will be very pleased to see that you are so motivated for the game." Kiyomi whistled, and then tapped the screen to start the next round.

This time it's a face mosaic woman in sexy lingerie.

Seeing this picture, Qingfeng immediately decided: "This is definitely my little Mai! She just recently endorsed this brand of underwear!"

"If you say this a little louder...I think you will immediately receive the 'perverted' gazes from all the students in the school, and you will be arrested by Akashi and taken to the student union for spiritual purification or directly eliminate harm for the people." Qingmei cast such a look first, and then seriously analyzed the photo on the screen, "After comprehensive consideration, I think it is more likely that this is Misa Hanai."

After the results were announced——

"How about it! Convince!" Qingmei almost raised her head to the sky and screamed, and then shrugged her shoulders provocatively, "Oh, isn't the belief of your Diguang basketball club 'every battle is victorious'~ I ate noodles in the last game , Ziyuan, who eats the most food in your team, lost to me. This time, you are the most good at masturbating... Ah, of course I mean masturbating to the two-dimensional plane, alas, even looking at the chest and buttocks I also lost the game of guessing the face by looking at the waist and limbs, do you want to change the game, such as the breasts, the buttocks, or something like that?"

"...What kind of games are you downloading on your ipad! None of them are normal!" Qingfeng was a little crazy.

"Tsk, I see that you are having a great time, your dark skin is glowing red...Of course, it is also possible that you are blushing because of a cold and fever, but it should not be possible, after all, not everyone calls a fool You won’t have this kind of disease.” Qingmei threw a dead fish eye at the other party, and then smiled teasingly: “You really want to ask me where I downloaded these games from, what are you Tsundere? Vigorous, young man~”

Qingfeng: "...", please someone to accept this evildoer.

"How about it, do you want to admit defeat?"

"Damn it... come again!"

When the next mosaic picture of the face appeared, Aomine observed the picture very carefully, and only needed to measure the various parts of the body according to the proportion. You must know that this would be very important without Akashi's pre-exam devil-style assault counseling and Midorima's metaphysics. How valuable is the bonus for a scumbag who has no possibility of breaking through single digits in mathematics.

"Well, I think this should be... Yui Hatano..." So many times before, Aomine didn't dare to say it was his little Mai anymore.

When the answer is revealed——

"Ah, ah, it seems that your love for your little Mai is nothing more than that~" Looking at Mai Horikita's face after the mosaic was removed, Qingmei couldn't help but click her lips.

Feeling that he had been played by the god of fate, Qingfeng squatted in the corner with his knees hugged, the whole background was darkened.

Qingmei clicked on the next picture and said, "I have to... Wow, what is this?!"

Hearing the sound, Qingfeng leaned over and looked down, only to see...a man's figure on the screen, wearing a pair of boxer briefs and showing off his muscles.

"I thought it was all about guessing girls... What the hell is this mixed in?" Qingmei lowered her eyelids.

Qingfeng has no motivation for this, "Ah, ah, I'm not interested in guessing about a man's body."

Qingmei agreed: "It's not Shun Oguri's anyway, I'm not interested..."

After speaking, he clicked the button on the screen casually, and after the face mosaic was eliminated...

Qingfeng: "..."

Qingmei: "..."

After three seconds of silence, the two of them exclaimed in unison in a tacit understanding: "...What is this?!"

I saw that face, I couldn't be more familiar with it... It was Huang Lai's face that suddenly appeared!

Although I have always known that Kise has a part-time model in his spare time, and he is quite famous in the modeling circle, but...

"Kise, he... went into the sea...?" Qingmei said with a trembling voice, and then tapped her left palm with her right hand, and a small light bulb next to her head lit up as if thinking of other possibilities, "Swoosh! This is actually Jill Gamesh, um, it must be like this, Gilgamesh who put his bangs down."

"Gilgamesh is basically breaking the dimensional wall! Also, when I play fate games, I hate Gilgamesh the most! Whenever I see that face, I will inexplicably substitute Kise's. Stupid face! Listening to Huang Lai's face saying a bunch of arrogant and unbeatable words, I want to throw the gamepad every minute!"

"That is... this person is swearing at Gilgamesh?"

"Do you have to hold on to Gilgamesh!" Qingfeng suddenly realized...wrong, since when did he become a slave to complain!Even if he once played Shimura Shinpachi in a stage play, he definitely doesn't want to leave this kind of sequelae!That's not right, the discussion now is not about complaining, "The face is Kise's face, but the body is not Kise's, it should be synthesized by someone using a computer in post-production. Really, I have to remind that guy Kise to pay attention to his portrait rights Already."

"Huh? How do you know that the face and the body are not the same?" Qingmei was a little puzzled. You must know that even she looked at it for a while before finding out the traces of computer synthesis. How did this kid Qingfeng see it all at once? ?

Aomine: "Because Kise's body muscle lines are different from this one, such as abdominal muscles... Hey, what kind of eyes do you have?!"

"... Are you two really a pure teammate?" Qingmei's squinted dead fish eyes were full of doubts.

"Of course! There's no doubt about it!" Qingfeng, who has always advertised himself as a pure man and a straight man, almost waved the photobook of Xiao Mai in his hand to prove his sexual orientation.

"Really? I heard from the girls in the basketball team that Kise joined the basketball club because he admired you, and the first time you two met was the basketball you accidentally threw. It hit his head... Ah, it sounds a bit like an ancient oriental ritual of throwing a hydrangea to recruit relatives. Whoever hits it is the one who hits it. Anyway, basketball hydrangeas are balls. Well, I heard that there are still many girls asking for art. The club is going to draw the notebooks of you two. Don't worry, I will definitely buy a few more copies for you when the book comes out. Seeing from our erotic friendship, I won't let you be compared to Zi Chi next door. "Qingmei patted Qingfeng on the shoulder as if cheering her on.

Qingfeng felt that the world was going crazy: "What are those girls in school thinking about!"

"Cough...Actually, I also heard that All Chi is the one with the highest voice. It's just that because of the protagonist, it can only be circulated in Teiguang's private black market at present, and the scope of coverage cannot be radiated to the entire Tokyo." Kiyoshi Kiyoshi Cleared his throat and said.

Aomine now feels that the world is completely crazy... Aside from his height, how does Akashi look like the one below? !No, how could he seriously analyze this kind of thing!

In short, let's put an end to this dreadful subject.

"Is it really okay for you to skip classes like this?" When Qingfeng asked this, he had completely lost the awareness that he was a habitual offender of skipping classes, and directly ignored the fact that he was also skipping classes.

"It's okay, it's okay, our class is a physical education class..." Qingmei hadn't finished speaking when a text message sounded on her phone——

"Boss, I have received a letter from the Second Second Disease" "Boss, I have received a letter from the Second Second Disease"~

This kind of cute mechanical sound and the content of the prompt sound gave Qingfeng goosebumps all over his body.

That was the notification tone that Qingmei set for Haiteng at the back table, picked up the phone, clicked on the text message——

"Asakawa! Where did you go! Squad leader Akashi dares to skip the class meeting!"

Uh-huh? !Isn't this class a physical education class?

My brain turned around quickly... Ah, that's right, the physical education teacher has something to do today, so after discussing it, I will change the class with the next class meeting, so this class should be...

Completely forgot about this matter!

At this time, Hai Teng sent another text message——

"Ah! Ah! Oops, the class monitor found out that I used my mobile phone in class! He walked towards me! He must have confiscated it!"

Hey, hey... are you doing a live text broadcast!Also, shouldn't normal people in this situation either admit their mistakes or put away their phones quickly!

Also, when he was confiscated by squad leader Akashi, he would have to say "Ah, I was actually negotiating solemnly with the dark forces just now as Wings of Darkness"... The squad leader must have a wonderful expression.

"Ah, ah, it seems that I will have to be written down in the small notebook by the squad leader Akashi again today... I am almost contracted to be on duty for the whole class." Qingmei looked at the phone screen with a melancholy expression.

Over there, Aomine, who was a bit curious as to what kind of call notification tone he had been set to, dialed Qingmei's cell phone, and then...

"Boss, Big White Fang is here~" "Boss, Big White Fang is here~"

"Huh? Why are mine like this? Is it because my teeth are very white?" Qingfeng gritted his teeth after speaking.

"Oh, that's not true." After the veto, Qingmei explained quite calmly, "It's because when you performed a stage play last time, when the scene of your performance just ended and it happened to be dark, you couldn't be found at all, only a mouthful. Big white teeth dangling there, like in a horror movie."

Qingfeng: "..."

……

After returning to the classroom, during the break, I found out from my classmates that the class meeting just now was talking about the school trip next week. This year, the school decided for the second grade to be in Kanagawa.

At first, the boys were strongly dissatisfied, saying that Kanagawa is too close to Tokyo!But it was interesting to hear about the arrangement of this event, and I finally accepted it.

And the girls are-

"If you go to Kanagawa, you can drop by Tachikai High School! Ah, ah, Yukimura saa!"

Hearing the girlish comments from the girls, Qingmei couldn't help asking, "Who is... Yukimura Saa?"

"Ah, Kiyomi, you just transferred to Teiko this year, so you might not know. Yukimura Saa is Yukimura Seiichi, the head of the Tennis Department of Tachikai University High School. In the Japanese junior high school sports world, the player who can be called the 'king' There are two teams, one is our Teiko basketball team, and the other is Likai University’s tennis team! Last year, Yukimura saa led the team to our Teikoku practice match, ah, ah, Yukimura saa really What is..."

Seeing the girl in front of her covering her face and jumping wildly like a deer, Qingmei almost understood what was going on, "Ah? Isn't the face of our school Kise not enough for you to see?"

Speaking of handsome guys, Kise's signature of Teiko's appearance is still very good.

"Oh, it's a different type from Kise-kun. Yukimura Saa's handsomeness is not that handsome, it should be said that he is... more of a pretty type?"

Kiyomi understood roughly, "Pretty type... Our squad leader Akashi is pretty pretty too."

She had heard that many girls in the support team of the basketball club secretly nicknamed Akashi and Kuroko "Teiguang Shuanghua".

Ignoring the expressions of the group of girls, Qingmei went directly to the life committee to check the grouping situation of this school trip.

According to the class size, this school trip is in groups of four.For the sake of fairness, everyone went up to draw lots one by one at the class meeting just now, and randomly formed groups of four.

And since she skipped class, she didn't have to draw any more. The final group with three missing and one missing naturally belonged to her.

In the end, the members of her group were: Kiyomi Asakawa, Tsunayoshi Sawada, Shun Kaito, and Seijuro Akashi.

Hmm...the last group, how should I put it...

Sawada Tsunayoshi... just right, she can take this opportunity to observe him again.

Kai Teng Shun... Ah, ah, if there is an outdoor excursion in the activities arranged for this school trip, will the three of them carry him down the mountain by relay in the end?

Akashi Seijuro... the squad leader is worthy of being the squad leader, even in such a convenient situation, he didn't cheat when drawing lots~

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