[Comprehensive British and American] Those years when I was a bat
Chapter 68 Sorting Hat
There used to be a bright road in front of me, but I didn't cherish it until I met that mentally handicapped person.If I had another chance, I would definitely tell Deadpool, "Stay away from that damn glass bottle!"
No, they should have killed Wade Wilson.
Nobody has ever tried to hold that much sand in their hands, so it shouldn't surprise them that anything happens.The magic grit shimmers with colorful lights, pulling everyone in the office to another world.
A world where mutants are on the brink of extinction falls right in front of Wolverine driving a taxi.
"Yo, Logan." Deadpool greeted happily.
Magneto gritted his teeth, but first looked back at Charles' situation. The latter was sitting in a wheelchair and had little ability to protect himself.Fortunately, at the moment of the fall, Bruce turned around and stabilized the wheelchair.
"Thank you." Eric said with a bow.
Bruce raised his eyebrows, didn't say anything, just turned around and pulled Tony who was sitting on the ground and couldn't stand up: "How is it?"
"My ass is cracked." Tony wailed, gasping through his teeth. "Why didn't I go out with my suit?"
Worrying that he really hurt the bone, Bruce picked up the short man and reached out to touch Tony's tailbone and all the way up to the lumbar spine.The latter gritted his teeth and cried out in pain, but also blushed shamefully.
He, a playboy, a billionaire who lingers in flowers, actually blushes when someone touches his ass.It was a great shame and humiliation, and Tony's face became even worse with anger.
Bruce had no time to care about the mood of the other party. After making sure that the bones were not broken, he let go of Tony and said, "It's just a dull fall, just take it easy for a while."
"I'm going to kill him." Tony pointed at Deadpool angrily, who shrugged innocently.
"Wade, Charles? Magneto!" The old wolf jumped up as if his tail was caught, opened the car door, his eyes widened, as if he couldn't believe it: "Have you traveled through the timeline again?"
"Logan." Of course Professor X knew each other, but he frowned again: "Why do you..."
Wolverine's mutant ability is self-healing, he is almost immortal, how could it be so old and old?And it looks very bad spirits, poor and destitute, looking like a lost soul.
All the mutants present had an ominous premonition.
"Who are these two? New mutants I don't know?" Logan looked at Tony and Bruce.
Bruce understood, and said to Charles: "Parallel world, otherwise he would never know Tony Stark."
"Who the hell is Tony Stark?" Logan was at a loss.
"We come from another world... why don't we find a place to sit down first, I will definitely have a drink today." Charles showed a gentle and bitter smile to Wolverine, and couldn't help rubbing his temples again.
Not to mention Eric, he wanted to kill Wade a little bit.
Although Logan is not a person with a lot of eyes, he has been tricked out of his wisdom over the years.He wasn't going to take this group of unidentified people back to the base camp, so he went to a dilapidated diner where the beer tasted like urine, and the hamburger set had a rotten vegetable salad.
Charles took a sip of the milkshake and didn't touch anything. Eric didn't care. He cut the mushy hamburger meat once and for all. Tony showed disgust from the first moment the pile of things was served. Deadpool Playing with the pepper jar, Bruce's mind raced as he stuffed a sandwich into his mouth.
"It's a fucking day." Logan bought two packs of cigarettes with the money Tony handed over, and his movements were natural and skillful, not caring that he didn't know who Tony was at all.
"I'm going to get a computer." Tony felt bored and whispered into Bruce's ear, who immediately understood what he meant, nodded calmly, and took out a few more dollars from his wallet.
Tony is visiting an old friend, so it is impossible to bring too much money with him.The two of them worked together, and finally let Tony get a handy phone that was about to be scrapped at a nearby second-hand store, cracked someone else's encrypted network, and freely stole wifi to surf the Internet.
In terms of computer technology, Batman and Iron Man are both masters, but a smart woman can't cook without rice. Even Tony can't use this kind of obsolete thing to hack into the confidential system. He is very smart not to try this, but fingers Tapping on the old "clicky" keyboard quickly.
Bruce leaned over to look at the transfer page on the screen. Tony was shamelessly stealing money, all of which were from accounts that no one had used for more than five years, and then transferred all of them to a new overseas account he had set up.
"You have to have money wherever you are." Tony explained without looking back, "Besides, I don't feel safe without a suit."
Why didn't Bruce understand, he just acquiesced if he didn't object: "Buy me some materials together, I remember the blueprint of the batsuit."
Tony's eyes lit up, and he said happily: "I didn't say that, but I've wanted to see the real batsuit for a long time, and then I'll upgrade the uniform for you for free, just use your current body size, it's okay, no need to measure, I'll take a look I know, I never missed it."
Bruce: "As you wish..."
Wolverine smoked two cigarettes and choked on Charles. Magneto poured water for his old friend while glaring at the old wolf opposite.After taking a long breath, he finally began to talk about the situation in this world.
For mutants, it's a terrifying post-apocalyptic world.
"About more than ten years ago, there have been no mutants born or mutated. At first we also thought that someone was playing tricks, but Charles... Our Charles invested a lot of energy in laboratory research, but found nothing. We started Realizing that maybe it was just providence that God decided to let us disappear."
Magneto didn't look up, but the metal fork on the dining table was shaking, and Professor X immediately grabbed his old friend's hand, stroking his palm reassuringly.
"Eric, listen to him and calm down." The gentle voice came into another person's mind.
Eric took a deep breath, closed his eyes, and listened to Logan's continuation: "Not only that, the existing mutant abilities are also degrading. Some people can't control their strength and are killed by their own out-of-control abilities. People suffering from incurable diseases and dying in hospital beds one after another, this is simply a disaster.”
"With all due respect, it sounds like—" Tony, who was busy stealing money and placing an order, murmured, "It's like some kind of biological toxoid targeting mutant genes."
"Charles and Hank have thought about this situation, but the problem is that no toxin residue can be detected. The mutant gene is naturally declining, just like its natural mutation, without any reason." Logan sighed.
Tony shrugged. After all, biochemistry was not his specialty. Maybe Dr. Banner could investigate.He looked at Batman, who shook his head and said he wasn't good at biotech either.
"There is a biological laboratory under the Wayne Group, so I don't need to do my own research." He explained.What's more, even if some things are not convenient to send to the company's laboratory for research, there are also Superman's Fortress of Solitude and Green Lantern's ring.
Batman is a detective, a gymnast, a billionaire... well, half a hacker, but he's not really a scientist.
"What's the situation with the mutants now?" Charles asked softly, he could barely hold Eric's hand.
"Almost all of them are dead. There are only two or three people left. As far as I know, there are only a few, and there may be others hiding. Mutants have become legends, old news, oh no, old news." Logan smoked another cigarette.
Magneto stood up, his face livid, and he needed to get some fresh air outside.
Charles watched him leave worriedly, then turned to Logan and said, "You still have more things to hide from us, this is the end, what else is there to hide?"
Wolverine smiled wryly, biting his cigarette: "Be careful sailing forever."
"Take us to have a look." Bruce said calmly, "Those few you know should even be the mutants you hid."
Logan's hands trembled, he wanted to refuse, but he looked up to Charles's sad and tender eyes, and he couldn't say anything.No matter which world he came from, he knew that the one with such eyes must be Charles himself.
Wolverine wiped his face and said giving up, "Well, if you insist."
On the first day of school, Jason and Yi Lingti slipped away all their belongings and went to platform [-] and three-quarters. They watched several wizard families crash into the wall and disappeared, glanced at each other, and followed inside.
They came earlier, and there were still many empty seats on the train. Jason packed his luggage and sat next to Yi Ling.The latter was eating a cookie while reading a book on herbal medicine.
"It's very similar to Chinese medicine," Yi Ling said.
"This wooden stick makes me feel insecure." Jason took out his wand and fiddled with it in his hand.
"It's two more Mudbloods..." With a disdainful voice not far away, Yi Ling raised her head and glanced at it. She thought Jason would be exposed, but the boy continued to play with his wand as if he hadn't heard it. .
Those people didn't stay in this carriage for too long and went forward.
Yi Ling laughed and said, "I thought you would get up and beat him up."
"I'm not stupid, Yi Ling." Jason replied calmly, "I may be impulsive and like to fight, but I'm not stupid."
There is no doubt that Red Hood is a middle-school sophomore who loves violence, and Batman can't do anything about him.But in the final analysis, Jason was a Robin, he came from a Bat family, and Bat families generally have an online IQ.Red Hood is a person who is thick and thin, even when he is the most extreme, he knows how to plan and strategize.
Otherwise, do you really think that he dares to command the Gotham gang with only two guns?Do you think he dared to plot against Batman and avenge himself on an impulse?
When they first came to the magic world, they knew nothing, and it was not advisable to hit a stone with an egg.Although he has no memory, Jason still remembers Batman's teachings, but he has already remembered those people, and everyone in Gotham knows that being remembered by the red hood is not a good thing.
There is no need to repeat the experience on the train, the two of them are like an inseparable small group, and no one can get involved.That is, a girl named Hermione Granger was helping people find Toad and reminding them to change into robes early.
"Black wizard robe, I hate this color." Jason complained.
"Dyeing it red is even less tasteful." Yi Ling smiled, and put the wand back into his wide sleeve.
They got off the train and followed a giant boat to the old castle in the thick fog, which looked like the old mansion of the vampire Dracula.Mysterious, perhaps, evil, probably a lot.
Opening the gate of the castle, one enters another world. The auditorium is brightly lit, magic flames are burning in the crystal lamps, and the ceiling is full of stars.There are a total of four long tables inside, and a professor and principal's table is placed horizontally at the end.Many young wizards were already sitting in their seats. When they heard the door opening, they stopped talking and stared at the new students curiously and tentatively.
On the chair in front of the principal, there was a dirty hat, and then the damn hat started singing.
It's nothing, it's just a hat that can sing, and he's seen a penguin that can speak human language, Red Hood complained inwardly.But the next moment, he was at a loss again, where had he seen that kind of penguin?You must know that the children in the orphanage rarely even go to the aquarium...
"Judge your academy by the hat." Yi Ling smiled and said, "It can read minds, right?"
"Mind reading." Jason raised his eyebrows, feeling strange yet familiar.
Then, the teacher holding the hat called out his name: "Jason Todd."
No, they should have killed Wade Wilson.
Nobody has ever tried to hold that much sand in their hands, so it shouldn't surprise them that anything happens.The magic grit shimmers with colorful lights, pulling everyone in the office to another world.
A world where mutants are on the brink of extinction falls right in front of Wolverine driving a taxi.
"Yo, Logan." Deadpool greeted happily.
Magneto gritted his teeth, but first looked back at Charles' situation. The latter was sitting in a wheelchair and had little ability to protect himself.Fortunately, at the moment of the fall, Bruce turned around and stabilized the wheelchair.
"Thank you." Eric said with a bow.
Bruce raised his eyebrows, didn't say anything, just turned around and pulled Tony who was sitting on the ground and couldn't stand up: "How is it?"
"My ass is cracked." Tony wailed, gasping through his teeth. "Why didn't I go out with my suit?"
Worrying that he really hurt the bone, Bruce picked up the short man and reached out to touch Tony's tailbone and all the way up to the lumbar spine.The latter gritted his teeth and cried out in pain, but also blushed shamefully.
He, a playboy, a billionaire who lingers in flowers, actually blushes when someone touches his ass.It was a great shame and humiliation, and Tony's face became even worse with anger.
Bruce had no time to care about the mood of the other party. After making sure that the bones were not broken, he let go of Tony and said, "It's just a dull fall, just take it easy for a while."
"I'm going to kill him." Tony pointed at Deadpool angrily, who shrugged innocently.
"Wade, Charles? Magneto!" The old wolf jumped up as if his tail was caught, opened the car door, his eyes widened, as if he couldn't believe it: "Have you traveled through the timeline again?"
"Logan." Of course Professor X knew each other, but he frowned again: "Why do you..."
Wolverine's mutant ability is self-healing, he is almost immortal, how could it be so old and old?And it looks very bad spirits, poor and destitute, looking like a lost soul.
All the mutants present had an ominous premonition.
"Who are these two? New mutants I don't know?" Logan looked at Tony and Bruce.
Bruce understood, and said to Charles: "Parallel world, otherwise he would never know Tony Stark."
"Who the hell is Tony Stark?" Logan was at a loss.
"We come from another world... why don't we find a place to sit down first, I will definitely have a drink today." Charles showed a gentle and bitter smile to Wolverine, and couldn't help rubbing his temples again.
Not to mention Eric, he wanted to kill Wade a little bit.
Although Logan is not a person with a lot of eyes, he has been tricked out of his wisdom over the years.He wasn't going to take this group of unidentified people back to the base camp, so he went to a dilapidated diner where the beer tasted like urine, and the hamburger set had a rotten vegetable salad.
Charles took a sip of the milkshake and didn't touch anything. Eric didn't care. He cut the mushy hamburger meat once and for all. Tony showed disgust from the first moment the pile of things was served. Deadpool Playing with the pepper jar, Bruce's mind raced as he stuffed a sandwich into his mouth.
"It's a fucking day." Logan bought two packs of cigarettes with the money Tony handed over, and his movements were natural and skillful, not caring that he didn't know who Tony was at all.
"I'm going to get a computer." Tony felt bored and whispered into Bruce's ear, who immediately understood what he meant, nodded calmly, and took out a few more dollars from his wallet.
Tony is visiting an old friend, so it is impossible to bring too much money with him.The two of them worked together, and finally let Tony get a handy phone that was about to be scrapped at a nearby second-hand store, cracked someone else's encrypted network, and freely stole wifi to surf the Internet.
In terms of computer technology, Batman and Iron Man are both masters, but a smart woman can't cook without rice. Even Tony can't use this kind of obsolete thing to hack into the confidential system. He is very smart not to try this, but fingers Tapping on the old "clicky" keyboard quickly.
Bruce leaned over to look at the transfer page on the screen. Tony was shamelessly stealing money, all of which were from accounts that no one had used for more than five years, and then transferred all of them to a new overseas account he had set up.
"You have to have money wherever you are." Tony explained without looking back, "Besides, I don't feel safe without a suit."
Why didn't Bruce understand, he just acquiesced if he didn't object: "Buy me some materials together, I remember the blueprint of the batsuit."
Tony's eyes lit up, and he said happily: "I didn't say that, but I've wanted to see the real batsuit for a long time, and then I'll upgrade the uniform for you for free, just use your current body size, it's okay, no need to measure, I'll take a look I know, I never missed it."
Bruce: "As you wish..."
Wolverine smoked two cigarettes and choked on Charles. Magneto poured water for his old friend while glaring at the old wolf opposite.After taking a long breath, he finally began to talk about the situation in this world.
For mutants, it's a terrifying post-apocalyptic world.
"About more than ten years ago, there have been no mutants born or mutated. At first we also thought that someone was playing tricks, but Charles... Our Charles invested a lot of energy in laboratory research, but found nothing. We started Realizing that maybe it was just providence that God decided to let us disappear."
Magneto didn't look up, but the metal fork on the dining table was shaking, and Professor X immediately grabbed his old friend's hand, stroking his palm reassuringly.
"Eric, listen to him and calm down." The gentle voice came into another person's mind.
Eric took a deep breath, closed his eyes, and listened to Logan's continuation: "Not only that, the existing mutant abilities are also degrading. Some people can't control their strength and are killed by their own out-of-control abilities. People suffering from incurable diseases and dying in hospital beds one after another, this is simply a disaster.”
"With all due respect, it sounds like—" Tony, who was busy stealing money and placing an order, murmured, "It's like some kind of biological toxoid targeting mutant genes."
"Charles and Hank have thought about this situation, but the problem is that no toxin residue can be detected. The mutant gene is naturally declining, just like its natural mutation, without any reason." Logan sighed.
Tony shrugged. After all, biochemistry was not his specialty. Maybe Dr. Banner could investigate.He looked at Batman, who shook his head and said he wasn't good at biotech either.
"There is a biological laboratory under the Wayne Group, so I don't need to do my own research." He explained.What's more, even if some things are not convenient to send to the company's laboratory for research, there are also Superman's Fortress of Solitude and Green Lantern's ring.
Batman is a detective, a gymnast, a billionaire... well, half a hacker, but he's not really a scientist.
"What's the situation with the mutants now?" Charles asked softly, he could barely hold Eric's hand.
"Almost all of them are dead. There are only two or three people left. As far as I know, there are only a few, and there may be others hiding. Mutants have become legends, old news, oh no, old news." Logan smoked another cigarette.
Magneto stood up, his face livid, and he needed to get some fresh air outside.
Charles watched him leave worriedly, then turned to Logan and said, "You still have more things to hide from us, this is the end, what else is there to hide?"
Wolverine smiled wryly, biting his cigarette: "Be careful sailing forever."
"Take us to have a look." Bruce said calmly, "Those few you know should even be the mutants you hid."
Logan's hands trembled, he wanted to refuse, but he looked up to Charles's sad and tender eyes, and he couldn't say anything.No matter which world he came from, he knew that the one with such eyes must be Charles himself.
Wolverine wiped his face and said giving up, "Well, if you insist."
On the first day of school, Jason and Yi Lingti slipped away all their belongings and went to platform [-] and three-quarters. They watched several wizard families crash into the wall and disappeared, glanced at each other, and followed inside.
They came earlier, and there were still many empty seats on the train. Jason packed his luggage and sat next to Yi Ling.The latter was eating a cookie while reading a book on herbal medicine.
"It's very similar to Chinese medicine," Yi Ling said.
"This wooden stick makes me feel insecure." Jason took out his wand and fiddled with it in his hand.
"It's two more Mudbloods..." With a disdainful voice not far away, Yi Ling raised her head and glanced at it. She thought Jason would be exposed, but the boy continued to play with his wand as if he hadn't heard it. .
Those people didn't stay in this carriage for too long and went forward.
Yi Ling laughed and said, "I thought you would get up and beat him up."
"I'm not stupid, Yi Ling." Jason replied calmly, "I may be impulsive and like to fight, but I'm not stupid."
There is no doubt that Red Hood is a middle-school sophomore who loves violence, and Batman can't do anything about him.But in the final analysis, Jason was a Robin, he came from a Bat family, and Bat families generally have an online IQ.Red Hood is a person who is thick and thin, even when he is the most extreme, he knows how to plan and strategize.
Otherwise, do you really think that he dares to command the Gotham gang with only two guns?Do you think he dared to plot against Batman and avenge himself on an impulse?
When they first came to the magic world, they knew nothing, and it was not advisable to hit a stone with an egg.Although he has no memory, Jason still remembers Batman's teachings, but he has already remembered those people, and everyone in Gotham knows that being remembered by the red hood is not a good thing.
There is no need to repeat the experience on the train, the two of them are like an inseparable small group, and no one can get involved.That is, a girl named Hermione Granger was helping people find Toad and reminding them to change into robes early.
"Black wizard robe, I hate this color." Jason complained.
"Dyeing it red is even less tasteful." Yi Ling smiled, and put the wand back into his wide sleeve.
They got off the train and followed a giant boat to the old castle in the thick fog, which looked like the old mansion of the vampire Dracula.Mysterious, perhaps, evil, probably a lot.
Opening the gate of the castle, one enters another world. The auditorium is brightly lit, magic flames are burning in the crystal lamps, and the ceiling is full of stars.There are a total of four long tables inside, and a professor and principal's table is placed horizontally at the end.Many young wizards were already sitting in their seats. When they heard the door opening, they stopped talking and stared at the new students curiously and tentatively.
On the chair in front of the principal, there was a dirty hat, and then the damn hat started singing.
It's nothing, it's just a hat that can sing, and he's seen a penguin that can speak human language, Red Hood complained inwardly.But the next moment, he was at a loss again, where had he seen that kind of penguin?You must know that the children in the orphanage rarely even go to the aquarium...
"Judge your academy by the hat." Yi Ling smiled and said, "It can read minds, right?"
"Mind reading." Jason raised his eyebrows, feeling strange yet familiar.
Then, the teacher holding the hat called out his name: "Jason Todd."
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