[Comprehensive British and American] Those years when I was a bat

Every September at the start of the year, Hogwarts has to deal with a complicated situation: what if the little wizard is an orphan and not yet in the wizarding world?Of course, in the past years, it was difficult for orphan wizards to survive, and some even hid in the forest like a wild man. Now the laws of Muggles are much stronger, and most of them can be found in orphanages.

The spell cast by that magic wand was originally intended to put Batman to death, but Yi Ling is not the real Batman. Because of the storm, her and Bruce's souls are under the full custody of the will of the world, ensuring that before the big event, The two most important people won't really get killed.

In the end, the world will of the DC world took action and forcibly moved the two people to another parallel world. By the way, in line with the coolies sent to the door, Yi Ling and Jason were able to make troubles in the past and awaken the spirit of that world. Sleep will.

But it might have forgotten something, or maybe the spell worked anyway.In short, when Yi Ling and Jason arrived in that world, they were both ten years old, and Yi Ling returned to the original appearance of a Chinese girl, and then...they didn't remember anything.

DC World Will said: It doesn't matter, this is not a big problem, anyway, our world is often restarted, and superheroes with amnesia abound.Besides, can Chaoying without amnesia be called Chaoying?

Although Yi Ling and Jason didn't remember anything, their instincts and feelings were there.Compared with other children in the orphanage, they are closer to each other.Jason could play very well, and Yi Ling didn't give up too much, and soon became the top bully of the orphanage.

Of course, they're not bullying, they just don't want to be robbed of their food toys.As a red hood, Jason obviously has the potential to be a big boss. Before long, he had a bunch of younger brothers, and he took them to the streets to sell biscuits.

This can be regarded as another income generation for the orphanage. Most people don't mind spending a little money to express their sympathy for the orphans.What's more, Jason's craftsmanship has been passed down by Ah Fu. Yi Ling thinks that when she grows up, her little friend will definitely open a dim sum shop and reach the pinnacle of online celebrity shops.

Until the summer vacation when they were 11 years old, the owl brought two admission letters, the admission letter of the magic school.The director of the orphanage felt that someone was joking and didn't take it seriously, so he gave the letter made of parchment to Jason and the others.

"I want to eat matcha-flavored biscuits." Yi Ling lay on the table, watching her little friend who was dependent on her make the flour batter, blinking her amber eyes.

The latter said in disgust, "Don't put your head on the cooking table, Yi Ling."

"I don't care, I want to eat matcha flavor." The girl lost her temper like a spoiled child.

Jason felt a sense of absurd familiarity. A black figure vaguely flashed in his mind, but the image disappeared quickly, and he couldn't grasp it.He threw these illusions to the back of his mind, and coaxed the little girl with a stiff face: "This is for sale, we need to save more money, the dean agrees that we keep one-tenth of the profit, and now we can go to school for free , but you have to go to college."

Jason always thinks that he is an older brother, so he has an instinctive desire to protect Yi Ling. What's more, the little girl is smart and studious, and has won many awards in school. She will definitely have a great future. This kind of learning talent should not be wasted.

"I can apply for a scholarship." Yi Ling puffed up her cheeks, "You are too tired, Jason, you are only 11 years old, like an old man in his fifties."

"Hey, don't make trouble, I will protect you and raise you. Although I don't remember what happened before I was ten years old, I know you must be very important to me." Jason seemed not used to saying such provocative words, and his ears were numb. turned red.

The little girl laughed, bent her eyebrows, and kissed the boy on the cheek: "Jason, you will become the best pastry chef in the UK, and then you will open a Michelin-level restaurant, and I will be yours." Marketing Director."

The boy's face turned even redder, comparable to the strawberry jam in his hand.

That night, Yi Ling still had a pack of freshly baked matcha-flavored biscuits.They have no relatives and no reason in this world, and they don't even have memories of ten years ago, but at least they still have each other to rely on for warmth.

The next day, Jason had just distributed a few packs of biscuits to his friends when he was called to the office by the dean.When he walked in, he saw Yi Ling was already standing in front of the table, and a man in a black robe was sitting on the sofa in front of the fireplace.

"This is Professor Snape, a teacher at... Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry." The dean pushed his glasses, anyway, his three views have been broken today, and nothing will surprise him again in this life up.

Jason remembered the two letters brought by the owl, and subconsciously protected the little girl behind him.No matter what kind of magical stuff it is, it sounds like a child kidnapper, whoever dares to trick Yi Ling, he will fight desperately with the other party!

Yi Ling was also a little nervous, tugging at Jason's sleeve, and couldn't help poking his head curiously.

Professor Snape had a cold face. Of course he could see the vigilance of these two children, if Dumbledore hadn't asked him to go to London...and pick up two students by the way, Keke, god damn it by the way.

He never picks up little wizards. After all, this face is really not friendly, and it will be regarded as a man-eating monster by the kids who grew up in the Muggle world. It is more appropriate for McGonagall or Sprout to do this kind of thing.

"There are a lot of little wizards from the Muggle world this year. Minerva and Pomona's schedule is full, and even Hagrid is going to pick them up." Principal Dumbledore said with a smile, "If it weren't for the Ministry of Magic looking for me , I have to pick up a few students."

What's more, this year is Harry Potter's first year of school, so be careful.

"Whatever you want." Snape asked himself that he wasn't a good debater, and he couldn't say no to Dumbledore, so he could only take away the list and address of the little wizard, and hurried to pick him up to go shopping in Diagon Alley after finishing business.

Fortunately, the dean of this orphanage is a "easy to persuade" person, but it is more difficult for the youngsters.A boy and a girl, this menacing look, looks like the little lions of Gryffindor.

"Follow me." Thinking, Snape stood up, took out his wand and waved it, turning the single sofa back into a pillow, and the pillow flew back to the cabinet under the command of the wand.

This move once again amazed the dean, but Jason's jaw tightened quickly, and the cubs became more vigilant.Red Hood may not remember how he came to this world, but before he passed out, he saw the little wooden stick and had a psychological shadow.

All told, he subconsciously loathes the Devil's Wand.

Jason instinctively touched his waist, but of course it was empty. He was a little confused, what was he planning to touch?He felt his sleeves being pulled slightly again, and he looked down at those bright amber eyes.

"Professor Snape asked us to go buy things for school with him." Yi Ling whispered.

The black-robed man standing not far away had an ugly expression on his face.Jason knew there was no going back on this matter, the dean had apparently promised them to go to that damn magic school, they were just 11-year-olds, and no one would ask their opinion.

The boy remained silent, holding the girl's hand and following the wizard.Along the way, the three of them were eerily quiet. Snape was so happy that there was no noise from the brat, and even when he arrived at the Broken Axe, his mood improved a lot.

Count three yuan on the trash can, and count two yuan horizontally. With a light tap of the wand, a door to a new world opens. Even Jason, who was vigilant all the way, was shocked by the scenery in front of him.

But the red hood had seen many storms and waves, he calmed down quickly, and looked back at Yi Ling, the little girl also restrained her astonished expression, and returned him a comforting smile.

"At least he is really a wizard, not a trafficker who kidnaps children." Yi Ling said.

Snape obviously heard it, snorted through his nose, and then gave them two small bags: "The Hogwarts grant is enough for you to buy normal school supplies, once every school year."

Jason actually made a little bit of a pound selling cookies, but after Snape took them to Gringotts to ask about the exchange rate, the boy fell silent.This amount of money was not enough to support him and Yi Ling's expenses for seven years, and the subsidy for Hogwarts was also limited, just as Snape said, it was only for buying books, clothes and cauldrons.

Yi Ling doesn't care, although she has never tasted poverty in her life (she had a wealthy family before time-traveling, and she is the richest man in Gotham after time-traveling), but because she has never tasted the pain, she doesn't care.

They came back to the orphanage with bags and bags, and of course no money for pets or treats.More than half of the money was spent just to buy the necessary supplies, which is a one-year subsidy.

Jason snorted at his wand, what could this little stick do?Not as good as his fist.

Yi Ling was exhausted after walking around for a day, and now she was dozing off on his shoulder. The girl's breathing was long, her brows were soft and calm, and she seemed to have no worries.Jason put him on the bed, covered the quilt, and went back to his room to think about the money.

Charles is a reasonable man with a unique charisma that puts people at ease very quickly.Facing the crisis of the world storm, he expressed his full support for the Avengers ("This is all of us, Eric can understand.").

Once the business is done, it's a private matter.Charles smiled and asked Tony and Bruce to stay, have a meal together, and take a look at the children in the college by the way, maybe these children will be comrades in arms fighting side by side in the future.

"I just hope they don't get caught by Hydra again." Tony complained, and Charles didn't seem to hear it.

Suddenly, there was a loud noise outside the door.

Charles frowned, Tony hurried to open the door, and then was pulled away by Bruce, just avoiding the human-shaped sandbag.The man who fell on the ground was wearing a red and black tights and carrying two knives. Although he couldn't see his expression, he could tell how much he deserved a beating from his greasy voice.

"Oh, my God, I'm just expressing my compliments to the lovely lady. Wanda is really beautiful, like a rose." Deadpool used the sonnet reciting method to kiss a certain direction outside the door .

Charles pressed his temple.

The Scarlet Witch twitched the corners of her mouth, and the red energy was jumping at her fingertips. Before she could make a move, Quicksilver rushed over and slammed Deadpool hard into the wall, leaving the wall like a spider web.

"Wade Wilson, a temporarily recruited teacher." Charles explained in a soft voice, but it made everyone present chill.

The Scarlet Witch tactfully pulled the twin brother aside and told him not to mess with Charles.These days, the only one who can get away with provoking Professor X unswervingly to the death is their own father.

"Your school's teaching methods are really lively." Bruce added. He still doesn't like bald heads, and he doesn't like bald heads that can't be seen through.Even after negotiating terms with the mutants, he was still vigilant.

"Oh, another cute little oriental beauty, is she a new student?" Unexpectedly, Deadpool would go up to him as soon as he saw Bruce. eat.

Batman sneered.

He wanted to do it, but Deadpool's origin was unknown, and he didn't know the mutant ability of the other party, so it was unwise to do it at this time.It's just a few words of teasing, Baby Bruce can stand it.

"I don't date men who wear masks." Bruce's lips curled up in a provocative voice.

"Oh, honey, you really give people problems." Deadpool said exaggeratedly, holding his heart. This kind of acting talent unsurprisingly reminded Batman of the Joker.

Before he could say anything else, he saw two pieces of metal flying from the door, brushing against Bruce's face, and nailing Deadpool straight to the desk, blood was left from his shoulder, but Wade was still babbling , as if feeling no pain.

"You asked Wanda to go to the hotel just now?" Magneto flew in with arms folded.

Charles' face was darker than the bottom of the pot, and Tony ate another slice of orange, blinking his watery chocolate eyes.The twins and the students watching the excitement took three steps back in unison, trying to minimize their sense of existence.

Seeing Deadpool happily licking the metal pipe, and then fighting with Magneto, Bruce finally understood why Tony didn't want to cooperate with mutants: With this kind of teammate, wouldn't he really be the first to kill himself?

"Stop it!" Charles, who couldn't bear it any longer, yelled, not with his mouth, but directly in his head.A group of students were so scared that they ran away. The runaway Professor X is scarier than Magneto!

"Yo hoo, what is this?" Deadpool dropped Eric, and curiously pinched the glass bottle on Charles's table, which seemed to be a bottle of colored sand, "Charles, when did you have a girlish hobby? .”

The psycho opened the bottle cap, and this time Tony's face changed.

No, no, this is the magic scale gravel that Doctor Strange asked them to bring, a piece of which is equivalent to a world, whoever touches it will pass through!

However, Deadpool simply turned the bottle upside down and held a bottle of sand in his palm to observe.

Tony:  …

Charles:  …

Magneto who beat Deadpool: ...

Bruce stopping deadpool: mmp