[Comprehensive British and American] Those years when I was a bat

If you want to ask Superman Clarke what kind of feelings he has for Batman Bruce, it's actually very simple. It's never been as dirty as Yi Ling's big hand thinks—Bruce is his best friend, a comrade-in-arms he gave his life to, and one of the few in the world. A few people who really understand and trust him.

"When the whole world questioned me and wanted me, only Bruce stood by me. He believed me and supported me, even if it meant fighting against the whole world." , and said to Yi Ling, "Do you know what this means?"

Means he loves you?Mrs. Yi Ling drank her coffee expressionlessly and took a big mouthful of dog food.

"It makes sense that Superman and Batman are the best team in the world, and no one else. He can understand me, I mean really understand Kal-El as an alien, not just Superman or a small reporter, He knows every joy of me, the source of my hope, and the pain that is on the verge of distortion... He is my best friend, the kind of friend you can give all the secrets to him."

"But it's not the same as a lover!" Superman suddenly raised his head and said seriously: "I can tell the difference between love and friendship. When I'm with Lana or Louise, I always want to protect them and let them Smiling, wanting to be with them every second, even wanting to sleep with them, get married, start a family and have kids or whatever.”

"Huh?" The single dog Yi Ling didn't understand, all her knowledge of love came from the Internet.

"But I don't want to be stuck with Bruce every second, we know when we need each other and when we need to give each other some space, and you know how private Batman is without me telling you. Whereas when I was with Louise, I was always worried that she would be upset and always guessed how she felt, but when I was with Bruce, I didn't mind."

"...This is probably the reason why you always quarrel." Yi Ling complained, "If you put half of what you put on Louise on Bruce, you won't quarrel like that."

"Because I know that Bruce doesn't need to be treated like that. Yes, we fight all the time, but it doesn't affect our relationship. Even though he and I have a lot of fights, Bruce is always there when I need him. Me, and I'm always ready for him."

"Okay." Yi Ling cleared his throat, looked into Superman's cornflower-like pure blue eyes, and asked cautiously: "One question can distinguish your feelings for Bruce. Have you ever thought about sleeping with him? ?”

"Oh..." Superman's ears were red, his face was a little embarrassed, and he murmured: "That's not counting, Yi Ling, who wouldn't want to sleep with Bruce Wayne? Come on, he has been the champion of fashion magazine's 'Sexiest Man in the World' again and again." Ten years."

"But you just emphasized ten seconds ago that you are a straight man and you like girls." Yi Ling pointed out mercilessly.

"Pure beauty has nothing to do with gender. You should use Diana's mantra to ask, is there anyone in the entire league who hasn't thought about sleeping with him? It's like when you watch TV, a thought suddenly pops up: It would be great if I could meet this actor once." Superman blushed and explained: "I am a Kryptonian, but in this respect I am no different from ordinary people."

Superman heard the voice of the Metropolis calling for help, the Kryptonian got up and flew into the air, his bright red cloak rolled behind him, he spread his hands to Yi Ling, and finally said: "This is the problem, Bruce and I are just friends, because we I never thought of protecting him and sticking to him every second, but I know that we will always be behind each other."

The god of the world nodded, and rushed towards the distance, leaving a few huge sonic booms in the air.

Yi Ling shrugged and asked Bruce in his mind: "Okay, you heard it all, Bruce, what do you think?"

"I wonder how much free time you have?" A low, displeased voice sounded, "Is Batman free enough to be the Justice League's love advisor? You can't leave everything to Nightwing and Red Robin."

"Besides, Superman is right. We are indeed just friends, so put away those unrealistic thoughts in your mind." Bruce once again lamented the complicated thoughts of children these days.

It's complicated to ask what exactly Bruce's feelings for Superman are.Batman's character determines that he doesn't like all outsiders, especially outsiders, and Superman is too powerful, too young and reckless, with a silly optimistic spirit.This simply violates all the taboos on Batman's list!

But this direction of light is exactly the light and warmth that the dark knight desires most.Superman represents hope, he is the beacon of the whole world, the Justice League may not be able to save everyone, and may be defeated one day, but hope lasts forever, and civilization will last forever.And this so-called hope... is exactly what Batman lacks most.

He loves Superman like hope itself, which is not about love, but more like a belief.As for whether he has certain physical desires for the Children of the Light?That's natural, that alien has the most handsome face, the most beautiful eyes and the most perfect figure in the world.The Gotham baby, who is supposed to be both male and female, would have a problem if he had no idea!

So, Clark was right, they were best friends.

While Yi Ling was busy with Zhenglian and Gotham's daily affairs, Bruce finally ran into trouble.The video of him and Captain America appearing in the same scene was seen by others. Although Tony and Jarvis deleted everything from the Internet in time, everyone who should see it saw it, including the Chinese government.

Bruce, as an ordinary "college girl", finally got to meet several giants of the government intelligence department, and in the follow-up friendly meeting, he briefly talked about how magicians exist scientifically in socialism.

"All magic is science that has not yet been understood." Finally, Bruce said.

"Yes." The other party was silent for a while. They had already checked out the eighteen generations of Yi Ling's ancestors. This little girl has no problems.

"Considering your relationship with the Avengers." A giant slowly said: "We have decided to offer you a new job. You can go back and consider whether you are willing to make some contributions to the country."

Bruce: "...I'm still in school, and I'm majoring in psychology." At present, superheroes are not "Yi Ling"'s profession, and he can't just make decisions for little girls.

"So it's a part-time job. We all know the existence and particularity of the Eastern Enchantment. The US government is quite critical of this. They strongly demand that China also participate in superhero affairs. A few days ago, we just signed a contract at the United Nations , Agree that Chaoying temporarily enjoys law enforcement powers in our territory under the authorization and supervision of our country, and will not be affected by the enchantment."

Everyone knows that the fairy who maintains the enchantment is connected with the government, Bruce is not surprised.

"They don't want to show up. We need someone to act as a liaison to communicate with the Avengers. According to the contract, a new department of the government will be established soon-the Chinese Superhero International Liaison Office, which is under the leadership of the Ministry of Foreign Affairs. , responsible for reviewing and approving Chaoying’s actions in China, and communicating with the other party.”

"What position?" Bruce knew he couldn't shirk, so he simply asked.

The other party really showed a gentle smile, and replied: "Special liaison officer, but you are still studying, and you can't be given a civil servant establishment. You can only be counted as a government consultant. There is no mandatory working hours per week. Only when there are urgent matters will you be called." You. In terms of benefits - no salary or allowance, no five insurances and one housing fund, the monthly allowance is 1 RMB, and the car allowance and meal allowance are reimbursed separately. In addition, all work content is required to be kept confidential, and you have to sign a confidentiality agreement."

Seeing that Bruce had no objection, the other party went on to say: "Of course, if you want to after graduation, you can directly become a regular member and join the establishment, and the salary will be upgraded to another level for you."

He sighed as he spoke, and said: "The times are advancing, Comrade Yi Ling, we cannot cling to the concepts of the past. It is true that the Eastern Barrier can protect us perfectly now, but one day, we will face the evil spirits from magic. , aliens and other threats from international organizations, the country must make adequate preparations. According to your students, this industry is a sunrise industry, and the future development prospects are promising, "What do you think?

As long as superheroes and supervillains exist, Yi Ling will never lose her job, and her position will only become more and more important.To put it bluntly, prosperity is just around the corner.

Although the country can dispatch troops and intelligence personnel to deal with these magical and extraterrestrial events, is it possible to deal with human enemies the same as dealing with alien civilizations? The advantage of "Yi Ling" is that she understands superheroes, and she is likely to become a leader in this field in the first 20 years.

Bruce was silent for a while, and agreed first. This job will not harm Yi Ling.After all, his relationship with the Avengers will be exposed sooner or later, and it will be even more troublesome if there is no national protection and name rectification.

Although he successfully entered the job, the state still arranged induction training for him. The liaison office is in full swing. One and two offices will be established in Beijing and Shanghai. Internal and other personnel report to the place and receive unified training.

Bruce was assigned to Shanghai No. [-] Office. After all, it was relatively close to her hometown and university, and a special car was sent to borrow her.The newly built base is clean and tidy, covering an area about the size of a stadium, guarded by sentries all around, and triple verification of fingerprints, pupils and employee cards is required for entry and exit.

The base is divided into three parts. On the left is the security operation area. For example, the soldiers, security guards, and action teams guarding the base live here. There is also a special dormitory canteen; The working places provided by the special advisers also have their own cafeterias; on the right is the site of laboratories and scientists, which also has dormitories and cafeterias.

Authorization verification is also required between the three areas. As far as the authority of "Yi Ling" is concerned, it can only operate in the office area at present.But considering the nature of my job, I really don't need to go to the other two places to get a sense of presence.

The first batch of core personnel who arrived, excluding the officers and soldiers of the army, there were only about [-] people in total.Everyone gathered together for a simple mobilization meeting, and then began to distribute training arrangements——

"Why do we have military training?" Sitting next to Bruce is a very young-looking man. The work ID on his body is blue for scientists, green for soldiers, and red for administrators. .

He spoke in a low voice, obviously complaining to himself.

Let those dead house scientists go to military training, it will kill them.The man turned his head to look at the expressionless Bruce, subconsciously glanced at the latter's red work card, and whispered, "Are you a civil servant?"

He probably thinks that Bruce is a secretary. After all, "Yi Ling" looks too young.

"Special liaison officer." Bruce nodded.

He understood the reason for the military training, and his superiors did not expect to train this group of scientists and administrators to the point where they could fight in just one or two months.It is nothing more than the particularity of this place, which requires the staff here to have army-like discipline, and when they are accidentally attacked, apart from screaming, they can escape smoothly.

"Yi Ling." After the meeting, Director Zhu of the Second Division stopped Bruce and introduced a silent man next to him: "This is Captain Ma Yan of the action team. You will train with the action team."

Ma Yan nodded, without even a polite smile, but he did not show the slightest dissatisfaction because the director stuffed him with a little girl, he was as stable and calm as a mountain.

"Okay." Bruce didn't refuse.

He knew that the higher-ups just wanted to take this opportunity to see what kind of existence and strength the so-called magician was.