[Comprehensive British and American] Those years when I was a bat

Yi Ling couldn't make a decision for the heroes in this matter, she could only hold back the expression of wanting to laugh wildly, and looked at the petrified cats as seriously as possible.No, don't laugh, you can't laugh at your heroes.

"Meow." The king of the sea was the first to relax. After all, he is a man with a wife, and Meila, the queen of the sea, would not mind kissing a cat under the moonlight, even though Yi Ling thinks a fish and a cat kiss together. Strange.

"Okay, I will help you contact Atlantis and let Mela come over as soon as possible." Yi Ling squatted down and touched the head of the gray long-haired cat. The play is gone.

The next one to rest assured is the Amazon princess. To some extent, as a Greek demigod, she will not be cursed by different systems of gods.If Goddess Best did this, she would be regarded as having crossed the border, and would provoke a war between the Egyptian gods and the Greek gods.

Taking a step back, what about Diana and Steve? The noble Persian cat squatted next to Aquaman with graceful steps.

Cyborg thought about it very seriously, and said that he didn't care about being cursed to live a XX life, anyway, he didn't have a XX life in the first place.As a synthetic human who is 80.00% machine, what can you expect?

"It's okay, at worst, I'll let Shazam kiss you." Yi Ling said seriously.

Cyborg almost jumped up and scratched her: "Meow! (What does this have to do with Billy? He's a kid!)"

Therefore, the brains of girls who are in the mindset of rotten girls are not normal.

"By the way, Zatanna, let me ask, is a hearty errand going to be performed with a cat's body?" Yi Ling suddenly thought of a question and asked curiously.

"Yes." Zatanna nodded, Dr. Fate was noncommittal, and he decided to play it safe.

"Aren't those two cats..." Yi Ling didn't dare to continue in the middle of her sentence. She had already felt the death-like sights behind her. It's about to collapse.

The little girl shrank aside silently, watching Dr. Fate forcefully undo the spell for the princess and Cyborg. As the light of the magic circle flashed over the two cats, they gave off a faint golden light.The Amazon female warrior stood there heroically again, and the steel skeleton around her also returned to her human body.

At night, Mela also felt the news.It’s rare that it doesn’t rain in Gotham tonight, and the soft moonlight shone faintly on the balcony of Wayne Manor. The queen of Atlantis held the long-haired gray cat in her arms, and suddenly bent the corners of her mouth, piously Gently put a kiss on the cat's lips.

The faint golden light flashed again, Mela put the gray cat on the ground, took two steps back, and watched her husband regain his burly and strong body.The husband and wife got close to each other, held each other's hand and kissed again.

Then, he fed everyone around him a big mouthful of dog food.

And then... I don't know why Mao Green Lantern and Lightning came back, and everyone looked at them in shock.Just now, the two groups were watching Haiwang Haihou to show their affection, and they fought together when they disagreed. How did they change back after fighting?

"Maybe it's because the goddess of the moon loves me so much." Green Lantern looked proud. Fortunately, he didn't let him find true love kisses. He has many girlfriends, but when it comes to true love, there are not many.

Flash narrowed his eyes suspiciously, he and Hal were fighting just now, is that okay?Then why don't he and Big Blue also have a fight, although beating an ordinary puppet cat unilaterally is a bit shameless.

So, in the end, only Superman was left.

Yi Ling picked up the pitiful Superman cat, and stroked his soft and smooth long fur. The cat let out a low "meow", and the little angel's blue eyes were full of grievances, which made the little girl's heart tremble. It's time to melt.

"There is true love between mother and child, can I find Mrs. Martha?" Yi Ling asked Zatanna.

The latter shook his head: "True love is indeed not limited to love, but the priesthood of Goddess Best is more of a protector of love than a guardian of family affection."

Superman meowed even more aggrieved, and his little paws scratched uneasily on Bruce's hundreds of dollars a shirt.

"Okay, okay, let's go to Louise, shall we?" Yi Ling suggested.

Superman thought for a while and nodded. Although it is troublesome to explain it to the female reporter, there is nothing he can do about it.It was late at night when Wayne's special plane went to the Metropolis to bring the female reporter over.

Louise, like all women in the world, loves small animals, not to mention a cat that Superman has become so cute that it explodes.With 20 points of passion, the young lady rushed over in one step, shouted "Clark", and hugged the puppet cat in her arms and rubbed it fiercely.

Yi Ling sympathetically saw the male god's face turned into a cat cake, and the latter was helplessly rubbed by Louise in various ways. It can only be said that Superman is really good-tempered, and Aquaman would have scratched people.

Louise raised the puppet cat with both hands, and printed a sweet kiss under the moonlight.

……

Half a minute passed and nothing happened.Oh, this is embarrassing.

The puppet cat stared at its big round blue eyes in shock, as if it couldn't believe that Louise's kiss had no effect.Doesn't this mean that the goddess he has been pursuing is not his true love?Wait, he must love Louise, so Louise doesn't love him?

And Louise's movements are also a little stiff, she must love Superman, does that mean Superman doesn't love her?Damn, so angry, you don't love me and you still pursue me?Can I beat him up before he's back to steel?

But when Louise saw those frightened and pitiful blue eyes, her heart softened again.Kissed the cat's head again, and returned the puppet cat to Yi Ling, who naturally hugged it tighter.

"If it really doesn't work... Let Dr. Fate forcefully break the magic..." Yi Ling said this with difficulty, not daring to look at Chao Mao's betrayed expression.

Yi Ling sighed, lifted Chaomao up, and said into his eyes: "I can't help it, Carl, you see that there are currently three solutions, the first is to forcibly dispel the magic, and sacrifice the rest of your life." Happiness... Cough cough, the second way is to find a female cat to have a loving friction with you, which is a sacrifice of your integrity, and if you promise me, I will find you a room without people."

Superman finally got angry, and screamed sharply, all the hair on his tail exploded, meowing non-stop.

Yi Ling hurriedly moved Bruce's handsome face away, so as not to be scratched by Superman in a rage state, and said with difficulty: "You don't necessarily want to be a cat for the rest of your life, do you? What about Zhenglian? What about your job? What about Martha?"

The puppet cat froze for a moment, completely paralyzed, its limbs hanging down limply, like a dead cat in Yi Ling's hands.

At this moment, a familiar and calm voice came from his mind——

"Yi Ling, what's going on with you, your mood fluctuates so much?" And it fluctuated very strangely.

"My God, Bruce, you're finally online!" The little girl shouted excitedly, not minding that their last conversation broke up badly, and even Bruce had a unilateral cold war with him, "Superman is in big trouble."

Bruce from another world raised his eyebrows and said calmly, "Tell me."

Yi Ling told the general story, Bruce listened quietly, thought for a moment and said: "The curse of the gods can also be eliminated, you can ask Dr. Fate, if you are really cursed by Goddess Best, how to eliminate it? "

"Remove Best's curse? That's very troublesome." Doctor Fate replied: "We have to find her temple, and then offer a bunch of designated sacrifices, and let the Egyptian priests apologize for you."

It's annoying to hear, and some of those sacrifices are items that can no longer be found, and some are treasures of magicians.There's no need to put everyone in this kind of trouble just to help Superman solve XX problems.

Bruce in another world raised his forehead, he didn't need to face the little reporter now, he could imagine Carl's depressed and sad face, which made him feel a little pain in his heart.

With Superman's character, he probably wouldn't bother the alliance members.

Why doesn't Superman have true love?Louise's Kiss doesn't work, who else can?How about letting Diana try it?Or who exactly does Superman like?Anyone can, they can persuade each other to kiss him, just a kiss...

"This magic is really cruel." Lightning was a little puffy after eating too much during the orange cat period, but he was still trying hard to nibble on the donuts made by Alfred, and muttered: "If there is no lover, will that person never change? Back to human? Unless he sacrifices himself to a cat... oh, that's disgusting."

"Goddess Best is a kind-hearted god. We may try to communicate with her and cast spells with her." Zatanna suggested.

God's magic, in the final analysis, is a spell to summon gods and communicate with them. Constantine is very good at this, and Zatanna can also use it, but only the characteristics of Dr. Fate itself, he cannot summon other gods.

"After summoning Best, let me talk to her." Bruce said calmly, "It's nothing more than an exchange of benefits. Everyone and every god has their own price."

The magicians prepared the god drop ceremony and materials, and President Wayne spent huge sums of money to buy an ancient Egyptian religious relic, a cat god mask.Zatanna put the mask in the center of the magic circle, and Dr. Fate took a step back, watching Zatanna close her eyes and raise her head, trying to communicate with the ancient Egyptian gods.

The real body of Goddess Best is subject to various restrictions and cannot be directly manifested in the world, but she did respond to the call and descended in the form of an Egyptian cat. Wearing the mask of the cat god, she said in a distant voice: "I understand."

She made as much sense as Zatanna, especially after the magic offering.It didn't even require Batman to come forward to negotiate, and the other party expressed understanding and support.

The goddess said softly: "It's not their fault. I will lift those two curses. Of course, the daughter of Zeus will not be affected."

As the words fell, the chain-like magic runes appeared on Steel Bone's body, and soon shattered and disappeared.

"He doesn't have a lover, but I wish him to find true love as soon as possible." Goddess Best said to Cyborg, who accepted the blessing kindly. Although he was depressed, who would accept a robot?

"What about Superman?." Diana tried to speak for the president of the league.

"I can understand his distress. My lover is not in this world, so I really can't meet the conditions of a true love kiss. I won't deliberately criticize him." The cat god said in a soft voice: "I will also remove the magic on him, and bless him and The lovers will be reunited as soon as possible. It's a pity that my strength is not enough to help this pair of lovers travel through time and space."

...I always feel that something is not quite right.

Everyone remained strangely silent until Goddess Best went back with a lot of sacrifices in her arms.Superman has turned back into a human body, the wounds on his body have healed silently, and everyone is still in a daze.

An opening from the intrepid Green Lantern asked, "What's 'out of this world', is Big Blue's lover dead?"

Without hesitation, The Flash pokes his friend with the arm.

Neptune took his wife and ran away, saying that I will see you at the next alliance meeting. Atlantis hasn't seen his king for a long time, and he has to take responsibility. (Nonsense, you won't be in the ocean for a few days!)

Yi Ling looked at Superman with a look of "you know", the latter's face was flushed, he was not stupid, he knew what Best was implying, but this is, this is... slander, between him and Batman For nothing, are they best friends?

Is she an Egyptian cat god?Isn't it a gossip tabloid?Why do empty mouths and white teeth stain people's innocence?This is disrespect to Batman!Rao, Batman has given everything for Gotham. He is so strong, stable, wise, great, and worthy of everyone's admiration, even if he is a mortal and has no superpowers.

"She's talking nonsense, you need to explain it clearly to Bruce!" Superman held back for a long time, and uttered this serious sentence to Yi Ling.

The little girl twitched the corners of her mouth and promised: "I will definitely bring this to you. The friendship between you is pure and innocent, and it is a friendship between life and death."

After hearing the message, Bruce held his forehead again and sighed: "Tell Carl, I am very clear that he doesn't mean anything to me, and we don't have any improper relationship between us. Jump up like a frightened cat, let alone trample on the floor of my house."

Wayne Manor has a long history, will you pay if you step on it?

"Oh, Bruce, my best friend." Superman calmed down as expected, and proudly expressed to Yi Ling something similar to "Look, I know Bruce understands me best, and he will never misunderstand me" Feelings.

Yi Ling: Hehe.