[Comprehensive British and American] Those years when I was a bat

Bruce's shocking roar that night was famous throughout the academy.

Although everyone likes to talk about Avengers heroes and gossip, after all, it happened in the United States. Superheroes are too far away from these children, but Yi Ling is different!

It's really unexpected that this cute school girl who seems to be delicate and soft and easy to push down is so fierce.

In the end, the singing confession incident in the dormitory ended with a basin of cold water dropped from the sky by the dormitory auntie. The boys dispersed like birds and beasts, and only the buddy was left holding the guitar foolishly. The whole person was dumbfounded.

Gotham Knights have been keeping a cold face for the past few days, and the aura of "don't enter without strangers" stopped several students who wanted to listen to gossip.Su Yuan was nervous, but he didn't feel it at all. He still took his roommate to eat together in class.

"I finally figured it out, Ah Ling. It was Shi Zhe from the School of Philosophy who confessed his love downstairs that day, and he was in the same grade as us." In the school cafeteria, Su Yuan picked up a piece of braised bamboo shoot chicken with chopsticks, and said mysteriously, "He fell in love with you from the first day of reporting."

I like this face, the man's superficiality, as a playboy Gotham baby, can't be more clear.This body belongs to Yi Ling, if there is no soul exchange, it doesn't matter how that girl wants to control her life, even if she falls in love with a stupid boy, it has nothing to do with Batman from another world.

But unfortunately... the one who currently occupies this body is Bruce Wayne, who is also Batman.And Batman hates boys and girls with excess hormones in adolescence the most, and even more hates others who come to his territory to declare their sovereignty over him!

Even when he was a teenager and went to school, he didn't sing and chase his girlfriend at the door with his guitar in his arms... Ah no, Bruce Wayne never lacked a girlfriend.

"Enough." Bruce interrupted the girl, and then gritted his teeth to Zhen Yiling, who laughed wildly after hearing about this incident in his mind: "Shut up, too!"

The "Batman" in another world laughed so hard that she almost fell off the bed in the observation room of the watchtower. She shrugged innocently and comforted the already irritable big bat: "Seriously, sir, you can beat him up." , I also don’t like having idiots who don’t even know come downstairs to confess to me.”

"First, I'm not your Master (Master), and second, I don't have the habit of beating up innocent teenagers, especially when they're not criminals." Bruce confronted, at this time he was completely sharp-tongued Gotham baby, Instead of the silent and stable dark knight, "In your heart, am I a sadist who beats others unilaterally at every turn?"

"What a good impression," he complimented sarcastically.

Yi Ling held back his laughter, quickly stroked his hair, and changed the subject: "It's okay, you can do whatever you want, don't worry about my thoughts, I don't want to fall in love yet. By the way, your magic department colleague I had a full body check, oh, Cyborg had a purely scientific check."

"The conclusion is?"

"Cyborg said there were remnants of space energy fluctuations, but he couldn't do anything about it, and Dr. Fate said he was going back to check the information. He must have seen this before, but it's too old... Well, he lived too long after all time."

"If he says he has seen it, then he must have seen it. If there is any news, let me know immediately, no matter day or night." Bruce instructed.

"Of course, of course, but they still won't let me go." Yi Ling looked at the glass cover in front of him, and said curiously: "Seriously, Batman, your colleagues are really not doing business for personal gain, I think they are eager to arrest you It's been a long time in confinement. You see, even a cell made just for you is ready."

A certain little girl who doesn't think it's a big deal to watch the excitement is wagging her non-existent tail and trying to sow discord.

"...That was prepared by myself before."

Oh, that would be embarrassing.Yi Ling snorted, expressing that she wasn't surprised. In fact, she was only joking. After all, it was only a physical examination that she had agreed to, but she was very depressed when she arrived at the watchtower and was locked up.

"The Justice League must be prepared for all accidents, and carefully judge the impact of each action on the world. And you are one of the uncontrollable factors. They will put you under house arrest, but they will never hurt you." Bruce whispered said comfortingly.

He knew that she was a carefree young girl who grew up in sugar water. She suddenly went to another world and had to pretend to be a Gotham vigilante and was imprisoned by superheroes. She was calm enough not to collapse directly.

"What if, I mean, what if we can't change again?" The girl was depressed and uneasy, her soft voice scratched her heart like a cat's paw, "Bruce, I want to go home."

Bruce fell silent.What is home to a person?At that moment, the first reaction in his mind was the ancient and quiet Wayne Manor, the white-haired but hale and hearty old man, the lively and cheerful Robin all day long, and the three primary-color Kryptonians who flew here from time to time to show their presence... ...Wait, what the hell is the last one, cross it out, it doesn't exist.

"Don't worry, the Justice League will find a way, trust them." Bruce said in a deep voice.

Yi Ling's life is very peaceful, so peaceful that Bruce is almost moldy and hairy.

What profound theories can a freshman major in psychology learn?But the so-called college students, there is always a course called "Professional Guidance and Career Planning", and it is still a compulsory course. It is mainly taught by experienced professors and seniors. For example, if you plan to go all the way to the black book Are you professional, or should you go back and change your career as soon as possible?

So if you plan to spend your whole life with psychology, then do you plan to go abroad, or take the postgraduate entrance examination, or just go to work as soon as you graduate from university?Depending on the choice, it is necessary to plan early, especially psychology, which is extremely popular and developed abroad, but is still regarded as a liar in China.

This is not over yet. If you plan to continue your studies after graduating in four years, classmate, have you thought about which branch to go to?Do you plan to fight to the end in the laboratory, or go to the front line of psychological guidance work?

Besides, neuroscience, medical psychology, industrial psychology, human resource psychology, criminal psychology, social psychology... which one do you prefer?Oh ho ho ho ho, this is just the roughest division!

Dean Wu of the School of Psychology is a person who firmly believes that "young people should make up their minds early", so the final paper of this course taught by him is a five-year plan for his life. "Ten X Five Plan".

Bruce would not think about this question by himself. His life plan had already been set, so on a night when there were few stars in a month, he asked Yi Ling from another world. What is the plan.

"Ah, this, of course psychology is a postgraduate study." Yi Ling was eating the Lightning Puffs that The Flash bought for her from Paris, and licking the chocolate sauce on his fingers, "And you must study abroad. It doesn’t matter that our family is not short of money. I miss the University of Maryland, which is said to have the best criminology and is known as the cradle of the FBI.”

...Should I praise her for her ambition?

"Did you know that graduate students in criminology at the University of Maryland need a background in forensic science?" Bruce was silent for a few minutes, before finally deciding to break the naive idea of ​​the other party, "Besides, they don't recruit many international students, and you are not a graduate of an orthodox public security university. "

"It mainly depends on the GRE and TOEFL scores. If the university can follow up with good programs, the instructor said there is still hope." Yi Ling said seriously, "It has been my dream since I was a child to get rid of violence."

Bruce took a serious look at Yi Ling's slender arms and legs, and didn't want to hit him.But so what if you get a postgraduate diploma in criminology?Maybe you still do paper research, or serve as a profiling consultant for the police. Is it possible that you, a Chinese, can stay in the United States as an FBI, or return to your country as a criminal police officer?

"Listen to me, kid, fighting crime doesn't just depend on studying." He rubbed his brows and asked, "You've been Batman for a few days, do you want to go on like this for the rest of your life? Criminals entangled for a lifetime?"

Being Batman is pretty cool... Yi Ling didn't dare to say that, she had a premonition that if she really said it, Bruce would have to turn against her.Then Dick will keep her in charge and never let her go to night patrol again.

"Then... why don't you become a psychological counselor?" Yi Ling asked cautiously.

Bruce laughed, so he still scared the child, he said softly: "This is your life, I can only give advice. Then I will write the homework for you in the direction of a psychological counselor."

"Oh~" The little girl was still unhappy.

"Still under observation at the watchtower?" Bruce changed the subject.

"Well, but they treated me very well. The Flash even bought me puffs, and the Green Lantern made me a toy with the energy of the Green Lantern." Yi Ling said happily.She was indeed frightened by the serious faces of the heroes at first, but Martian Manhunter probably heard her frightened voice and told the veterans of the alliance.

Then it's very embarrassing, what kind of heroes are they, and it's shameless to threaten the little girl?What's more, they themselves are kind-hearted and upright good people. The heroes feel sorry for them, so they dote on little girl Yi Ling.

But Batman himself thought about the scene where he played with Green Lantern toys and ate puffs bought by The Flash... Hey, toothache.He had an ominous premonition that those co-workers who were too idle might have secretly taken photos, and they could laugh about it for a year!

Gotham Knight's ruthless and terrifying human design is completely ruined.

"By the way, is it time for military training for freshmen?" Yi Ling suddenly remembered this.

Their school is also strange, they are all doing military training in the summer vacation before school starts, but their school leaders think it’s too hot, so they moved it to the National Day of the [-]th, anyway, no one in the school is very good... What a fart!I can't go out to play during the golden week, it feels like a loss of [-] million!

"By the way, you didn't make me gain weight, did you?" Yi Ling said timidly.

Bruce lowered his head and touched his plump, soft belly, and said ruthlessly, "You're already that fat."

"You're talking nonsense!" The little girl slapped the table and got up, scaring the Green Lantern on duty next to Hal, and saw an indescribably aggrieved expression on Bruce Wayne's face.

When Yi Ling got angry, he yelled out: "I'm not a two-hundred-pound Batman, and the two of us can't eat at the same level. You...don't eat so much!"

Green Light Hal: Seems to know something important.Koko, should I record it and share it with Barry, or with Cyborg?Let's share it as three people!