[Comprehensive British and American] Those years when I was a bat

Bruce Wayne, Gotham's famous playboy, known as "Victoria's Secret Harvester".

After Nightwing and the Justice League had worked so hard to push back the lunatics in Arkham, one by one, this sexy blue-eyed patrician was cuddling at the party.

Yi Ling seemed to be floating on cotton candy. He had never enjoyed such treatment in his life.The Victoria's Secret on her left is a Belarusian girl with a tall and well-proportioned figure, pale golden hair, three-dimensional and exquisite facial features, and a cold and dusty temperament. The key is that her body is smooth and delicate, without any fat. The perfect body shape that is not enough!

The Latina model on the right is so hot, her eyebrows are full of charm, her milk chocolate-colored glossy complexion makes people unable to take her eyes off her, her long curly hair is accompanied by a low-necked fiery red dress, she is a beauty with bright eyes and bright teeth ah!

And now she is holding one arm in her arms, and both of them are leaning against her with smiles, one is holding a cocktail glass, with the same red cherry in her red lips, and the other is whispering in her ear, faintly The scent of roses lingers on the nose.

If you don't get drunk, everyone gets drunk, and Yi Ling said that he is about to drown in the paradise of beautiful ladies and sisters.

Ah, if it wasn't for the real Batman whispering in her head, she'd literally undress and jump into the pool.

"I don't want to go back, I want to be with Miss Sister every day." Yi Ling excitedly started talking nonsense.

"..." The master asked suspiciously, "Are you really male?"

"No, you don't understand, real beauty has no gender distinction." Yi Ling thought for a while and corrected, "Maybe it's because you see too many beauties every day, not to mention that your Victoria's Secret girlfriend can form an enhanced beauty." Let’s just say that your colleague is also very good-looking.”

For this, Bruce agrees, after all, Wonder Woman is indeed a great beauty.

"Like Superman, he's so good-looking!"

Batman: ...Is there something wrong with your focus?

As soon as Yi Ling talked about the male god, he became more excited, and even forgot who he was talking to, "His sky-like blue eyes, when you look at them, you seem to be looking at the entire universe, bright, beautiful, gentle, Bright and brave, not to mention he is slowly landing in front of you in a red cape, like..."

"Like a god," Bruce added for her.

"You think so too?" Yi Ling waved his hand to the Latina girl with sparkling eyes, expressing that he didn't want to drink, and continued to talk to Bruce in his mind: "Sometimes I think he's too beautiful to be real, and sometimes I really Afraid of him."

"go on."

"But I thought about it again. If I was afraid of him, I wouldn't love him so much. What I'm afraid of is not Superman, but the power itself possessed by Superman. We fear this kind of power like we fear accidental disasters, because we You are too weak, you are too weak to control your own destiny, and you will be afraid of all powerful things." Yi Ling explained seriously.

"Ordinary people know that Superman won't hurt them, but they are still afraid." The girl sighed softly, "He is...so kind and gentle."

Bruce on the other end was silent.

After a while, he changed the subject: "Don't drink at the party, you don't know what's in it. Also, don't take women home or to bed."

Yi Ling was stunned, with an aggrieved face on his face: "But you also take women to bed yourself!"

Hehe, do you really think so?Are you a girl!

"If you mess around, I won't go to exercise early this semester." Bruce threatened simply and rudely.

The girl choked, but she said she was joking with Victoria's Secret, and she was afraid that when she really got to fuck, she might soften, and then it would be over... Gotham playboys can't be hard like this Once the news spread, Bruce would come over and strangle her when he crossed the dimensional wall. After all, no man can stand his "no".

Yes, Batman can't stand it either.

"Then let me kiss Miss Sister twice more, and I'll be home in a while." Yi Ling said obediently, and couldn't help kissing the Belarusian beauty next to her, and pecked her on the cheek.The latter turned his head, slightly surprised.

Since ancient times, when a man kisses a woman, especially a rich man kisses a vase female companion, it is either full of lust and greed, or it is careless and purely showing off. Baby Bruce has always been the latter.

But Yi Ling's kiss was extremely gentle and serious, full of sincere love, but also cautious like a superficial touch.It didn't feel like a playboy flirting, it felt like a little girl being coquettish.

Miss Baier touched Yi Ling's hair reflexively, just like her two younger sisters.

"Bruce... will your girlfriend touch your head?" Yi Ling asked stupidly.

The master was silent for three seconds, then sighed helplessly, "What did you do again?"

Life is a painful and cheating practice.

Bruce became more and more sure of this point. On the second day after the Chitauri army invaded, the official US spokesperson finally explained the ins and outs slowly.

Saying the same shit as not saying it.

However, this war completely exposed S.H.I.E.L.D. and the Avengers to the public. People always like the topic of superheroes, and soon the surroundings of those heroes became popular. Of course, China, which is the factory of the world, will intervene. One kick!

Not to mention that the small bosses in the Yiwu Small Commodity Wholesale Market happily made a lot of hero goods, and even college girls began to discuss the Twitter of the hero they like the most, as well as the new works on Youtube.

What, you said that China cannot access Twitter and Youtube?Are you stupid, can't climb over the wall?What, a soft girl can't climb over the wall?Why don't you have a senior brother?A brother who can't even climb over the wall, what a good Chinese brother!

Su Yuan fell in love with Iron Man. After all, among so many Avengers, Tony Stark had the most stylish equipment and the coolest identity.Before he became a superhero, he was the billionaire and genius inventor of idols in many people's hearts!

The little girl didn't know where to get a poster, because she slept on the upper bunk and stuck it to the ceiling, every day when she opened her eyes, she was facing Iron Man's metallic mask.Then Su Yuan would say hello in a girlish voice: "Good morning, Iron Man."

Bruce, who slept in the bed next to her, had goosebumps all over the floor, lying on his back feeling that life was so hopeless.

What playboys, billionaire superheroes are outdated!But speaking of this, Bruce looked up at the Superman poster on his ceiling, silently holding back the words, and seeing this fake Superman early in the morning, he felt even more desperate...

To be honest, this actor is pretty good-looking, with an average figure, it can be seen that he was trained in the gym, and the three-color uniform is also very realistic.The only question is why is Superman such a gloomy, Kryptonian who is as upright and dazzling as the sun?The one in front of him doesn't even have curly hair, and has the expression of a crying child.

Just as Bruce wanted to tear up the poster in disgust, he remembered Yi Ling's faint "warning" before.

"Don't touch the stock on my computer, and don't tear or throw away my treasured merch or I'll be dancing at the party."

There are not many people in this world who dare to threaten Batman, but Bruce has to admit that this threat is really effective...

At this moment, the magician of the Justice League should start to solve the problem of soul exchange.

Batman doesn't know much about magic, but he believes in the abilities of his companions.For the present plan, he can only continue to pretend to be Yi Ling, and then maintain the communication between the two worlds.

Then he heard a commotion under the dormitory. After turning off the lights, the Gotham baby who was lying on the bed and thinking about life honestly said that he didn't want to move at all. He planned to give Yi Ling a few words while she was still asleep.

"Yi Ling! Yi Ling! Yi Ling!" Bruce narrowed his eyes, he must have heard correctly.

The little girl Su Yuan was awake at first and was swiping her phone on the bed. At this moment, it bounced up as if she had taken medicine. She opened the dormitory window and poked her head out to look, and then yelled at Bruce lively: "Yi Ling, someone outside wants to Confess to you!"

How desperate, how did he get to this point?

It's not that Bruce didn't go to college, but as a man, he really didn't have the experience of being confessed under the dormitory in the middle of the night.To be honest, this kind of behavior is quite stupid. Aren't you forcing girls to agree?As the heir of the Wayne family, the ironclad diamond boss, anyway, he has never used such naive and clumsy methods of picking up girls.

There's nothing a Maserati can't fix, and if there's one, add a pair of jewellery.

"Yi Ling, come and take a look." Su Yuan waved at him.

Bruce played dead on the bed, and stated his position seriously: "No, I refuse."

"They also lit candles, the boy down there is going to sing for you, he's holding a guitar, he looks pretty good!" The key is the last sentence, listen, the tone is an octave higher.

Sure enough, the downstairs began to sing, and it was still the song "Onion", the boy sang at the top of his voice: "If your eyes can come down for me for a moment, if you can hear the sound of heartbreak, silently guard Looking at you, silently waiting for a miracle, silently making myself like air."

How busy are these kids?Is it not good to study hard!Maybe I can join S.H.I.E.L.D. when I grow up!

"If you are willing to peel off my heart layer by layer, you will find, you will be surprised, you are my most repressed and deepest secret; if you are willing to peel off my heart layer by layer Heart, you will have a sore nose, you will cry, as long as you can hear me and see my whole heart~~”

Ma Dan, there was a trill in the last sentence, which made Bruce tremble again.

So, he couldn't bear to give up pretending to be dead, threw off the quilt and rushed to the window, leaned out half of his body and yelled at the guitar man downstairs and the passers-by: "Get out of my dormitory! I don't want to!"

Hey, I feel like my Batman character design has collapsed. It must be the fault of the mysterious power of the East!