[Comprehensive British and American] Those years when I was a bat

In Batman's world, there are no normal people. He has the coolest brother, the hottest girl, and the best baby. Bruce is worthy of being a man among men. He has done it all!

This is the style of a winner in life!

Look at Tony Stark next door who has been working hard for so many years... Does he have such a bear son?Does he have such a hot chick?Compared with Thalia and Catwoman, can Pepper be called pungent?That is simply astonishingly meek and pure!

Yi Ling resigned himself to watching the brat Damian walk up to her, looked at him disdainfully, raised his chin, and said provocatively, "I thought you would be taller."

"Bruce, your son thinks you're a dwarf." Yi Ling relayed the ridicule to the person concerned without hesitation.

Bruce didn't say a word, he knew that Damian didn't really think he was short, the kid was just testing, besides, he was not as short as Tony Stark anyway.

"Tell Thalia that this might be an opportunity for her to leave the League of Assassins." Bruce said calmly.

Yi Ling said the same thing again, but Talia brushed the broken hair next to her ear, and whispered in Yi Ling's ear: "My love, you know this is impossible, I will never give up the League of Assassins, just like you will never give up Won't give up on Gotham and go with me."

Yi Ling sighed, this pair of three views are not compatible, and they are both very persistent. It is better to expect Luther to abandon the evil and promote the good if they want them to cultivate to a positive result.

"Goodbye, my love." Talia lightly pecked Batman's cheek, then stepped back deftly and disappeared into the night, without looking at her son at all, as if it was air.

Looking at the unruly eight-year-old boy, Yi Ling couldn't help feeling sad. To a certain extent, Damian really didn't love his mother or his father, but he was too smart and precocious.It's better for a gifted child like this to be cared for sincerely, otherwise it's easy to grow crooked, and he looks like a bear without sides.

Lei Xiaogu is his grandfather, but as a big villain ranked in DC, this person is extremely selfish and indifferent, and treats everyone as a tool, otherwise Damian would not have been trained since he was three years old. Start killing.

As for Thalia... It's not that she doesn't love the child at all, but to Talia, although the son is important, it can't compare with her ambition. Her love for Batman is more than that for Damian. .

And Bruce is a scumbag when it comes to raising his sons. Each of the four sons is a treasure in his heart. Bruce will never frown when he dies for them, but on the one hand he will not express this kind of love, on the other hand On the one hand, the most important thing in his heart is Gotham and his own principles.

Yi Ling sighed in her heart, feeling that Damian was justified, if she was raised like this, she would probably be a member of the newspaper.The little girl is easy to soften her heart, and she couldn't help but soften a lot: "You go back with me first."

"What did you drive here, an airplane?" Damian asked with his hips akimbo.

Yi Ling didn't answer, and summoned his Batmobile. Men love cars, and boys are no exception.Damian's eyes lit up suddenly, but he still pretended not to care, raised his chin even higher and said, "Tch, is this your wealth?"

"Don't sit in the car, just tie it to the car and take it home." A voice that was more dragging than Damian's sounded, and Yi Ling suddenly had a headache. Why didn't Dick or the good boy Tim come to support him tonight?

What is more terrifying than a bear child?Of course it's a bear kid plus a middle school sophomore!

"Red Hood." Yi Ling lowered his voice, very much like Batman usually threatening people.

The young man curled his lips, and Yi Ling's appearance as an old man became more and more like that, well, he also deserved a beating.

"Believe me, Batman, you have to be tough on this kind of brat, or he'll ride on your head." Red Hood jumped down from a height, and took advantage of his height to look down at Damian. ignite the latter's anger.

So, the two brats fought, right in front of "Batman".

"Bruce, what should we do now?" the little girl asked speechlessly.

"..." This is a good question, if Bruce was really on the scene, the two would probably clean up together.

"But I can't beat Jason!" Miss Yi Ling complained tearfully, "They will tear down the Batcave."

"..." Bruce imagined, and his mood suddenly changed.

For someone like Batman who has such a strong desire for control, the base has been demolished, the collection has been moved, and the cars and planes have been taken away... It's like his wife has been robbed, even if It's my son... I can't bear it!

But what can he do?Yi Ling is so scared to death!

"I don't understand a question." Bruce asked puzzled, "Dick treated you so badly at first, but you weren't afraid of him at all. Why did you shrink back when Jason glared?"

Because Ye Yi won't hit people casually, and Red Hood might hit you in a fit of anger~

All in all, this world is so bullying.

Fortunately, Red Hood will still give "Batman" a little face in front of outsiders. After beating up Damian, he throws the temporarily convinced little brat into the Batmobile, and Yi Ling sits in the Batmobile with a blank expression on his face and drives home. .

Ah Fu already knew about this through the communicator, how should I say it?The old butler was in mixed feelings, happy because the Wayne family finally had a child, and speechless because Master Bruce had brought back another child.

In the eyes of outsiders, Bruce Wayne already had three black-haired and blue-eyed boys under his knees, and those with dirty minds thought he was just fine.

After returning home, Yi Ling ran away with an excuse, throwing the bear child and the second-year middle school youth to Ah Fu.Ah, the great Ah Fu, the ten-thousand-year boss of the Bat Family, or to be precise, the breeder.

She was snuggled up on the sofa in the library, and when Dick walked in, he saw the little girl was cowardly.

"Damian is a good boy." Yi Ling whispered, "It's just that ordinary people can't convince him."

To make Damian calm down, a beating is indispensable. In the comics, the master is also very strict in disciplining the bear boy. Only then did he gradually reverse his son's three views that were almost distorted by the League of Assassins.

"That's not sure." Dick sighed. He took a look at the kid, and he saw that he was even more difficult to deal with than Jason.

The little girl turned her head and asked quietly: "What about Talia and the Assassin League?"

"The Justice League has been notified, they will keep an eye on it."

The next few days passed without any danger, and Yi Ling tried his best to avoid contact with Damian. Although the latter was dissatisfied, this was Wayne Manor after all, and it was easy for a little girl with Bruce's memory to hide from a brat.

But there is no reason to guard against thieves for a thousand days in this world, and in the end Yi Ling was blocked by people in the greenhouse.The little kid crossed his arms and looked up at Yi Ling with a displeased face: "You don't want to see me, why did you bring me back?"

"Because you are my son."

"Then why don't you see me? You don't want to talk to me at all, do you?" It is said that children are sensitive and fragile, even a child like Damian who has learned to kill at a young age.

At least Jason couldn't ask such words that were close to complaining and acting like a baby.

"I'm very busy." Lie, Yi Ling even despises himself.

Sure enough, Damian's face was flushed red, he took a few deep breaths, his whole body seemed to be covered with a layer of frost, and said coldly: "I understand, father."

Yi Ling felt a little guilty, but she remembered Bruce's repeated warning: Damian is not Dick or Jason, and once he knows about the exchange of Batman's soul, he might tell Thalia, or even Lei Xiaogu.

You don't want to know what happens to a supervillain when he finds out.

Therefore, Yi Ling could only apologise, watching Damian leave the conservatory full of anger and disappointment, and asked the family members to take care of the bear child more.

But the reason why brats are brats is because they can make trouble every minute, especially the fighters among brats like Damian.He ran away directly, and Wayne Manor's highest level of protection did not stop him.

"I'm sorry, I lowered the internal protection level of the manor." Ah Fu sighed.

"Why?" Dick wondered.

"Because I don't want Master Damian to feel that he is imprisoned by his family. He is not a prisoner." The old housekeeper's face was full of sorrow, and what's more, what he said was reasonable, and even Jason would not blame him.

Red Hood wiped his guns, and said impatiently, "I'll go get him back."

"Let me go together." Yi Ling suddenly said, and everyone looked up at her. The little girl shrugged and said, "I ran away with anger. He probably wants to see Bruce." Any child who runs away from home hopes that Parents come to find them.

Not to worry your family, but just to prove your importance.With naive and sincere expectations, do you really care that I love me?Will you really come to me?

Even though she wasn't Damian's real father, if Bruce were here, he'd look for it himself.