[Comprehensive British and American] Those years when I was a bat

In the end, Tony left without saying anything or doing anything, but before he left, he extended an invitation to the little girl: "If you want, you can come to S.H.I.E.L.D. or the Avengers to be a magic consultant or something."

Bruce stared at him for a while, then smiled, and said, "Trust me, you don't want me to be a consultant, and you don't need a magic consultant, you're just curious about me."

He is not stupid, he left China for no reason, and sent it to the US emperor to do research experiments?

After Bruce returned to the dormitory, he saw the little girl Su Yuan in the bed next to him rolling around with a piece of paper in her arms. He raised his eyebrows and asked Chuanzi next to him, "What's wrong with her."

The latter shrugged helplessly, and replied: "I'm a nympho, when Stark came here to give a speech, this guy broke out of the encirclement, squeezed to the front, asked Iron Man to sign her, and took a picture of her." Group photo."

Bruce looked at Su Yuan's petite and thin figure, and couldn't help but feel a lot of emotion: Ah, my girl~

If Su Yuan, a fan girl, can devote [-]% of her obsession with chasing stars to her studies, she will also have a first-class scholarship this semester.By the way, Bruce succeeded in winning the title of No. [-] major in his grade with all A's in mid-term and peacetime.

As a result, his reputation in the university has changed from a roar back then to King Kong Barbie during military training, and now he has become a freshman in the psychology department.Bruce sincerely hoped that Yi Ling could win over him in another world...Of course, this is probably an unrealistic luxury.

Thinking of his figure with eight-pack abs, Bruce sighed again, forget it, practice after losing his abs, just like Yi Ling's useless body.The dark knight reached out and touched his firm and smooth belly, showing a satisfied smile. Sure enough, his training in the past few months has been fruitful, and "Yi Ling" finally got rid of his Zhan Wuscum physique.

Final exams are coming soon, and it's time for students to prepare to go home for summer vacation.The Ancient One mage felt that he was pretty good at teaching magic, so he waved his sleeves and ran away without taking away a cloud.

Of course, "Yi Ling" lived up to expectations and took the first place in the whole grade, becoming the ultimate master with a GPA of 4.0.All the roommates and girls can't wait to hold their thighs in tears: Xueba Xueba, do you still lack leg accessories?

With a blank expression on his face, Bruce refused coldly, "You spend less time on chasing stars." It's not good to chase anyone, he... damn insists on chasing Tony Stark, that supermodel who has slept with may have more than himself man.

So, Yi Ling is right, Batman is a psychopath.Not only is he schizophrenic, but he also has a possessive and protective desire like obsessive-compulsive disorder. He will turn into a ghost and hover around you to monitor anyone who is included in the scope of protection by him.

At this moment, Bruce's feelings towards the little girl Su Yuan were like the little cabbage he was looking after was being pushed by Stark's little pig. Although Tony was wronged a lot, Batman is an unreasonable pervert.

"Forget it, A Ling, aren't you a cute superman yourself?" The little girl asked innocently: "By the way, after you changed your computer, why didn't you see that you continued to use the previous desktop, and didn't look at your drawing?" It's a comic."

Bruce: ...

No, he didn't want to master Yi Ling's great skill.Bruce folded his arms and said with a cold face: "Because, I want to study hard."

Hehe, that's not true, he spends every day collecting information on dark.net and practicing magic.

Speaking of it, it might be a relationship that was dealt with by the Justice League a few months ago, but Gotham is calm. Of course, there are still some bumps and bumps, but they are all small troubles, and the lunatics in Arkham have not come out to make trouble .

But Yi Ling always suspected that these lunatics were holding back their big moves. She said to Bruce seriously: ""Mao Gai" and "Ma Zhe" are good. Where there is oppression, there will be resistance. Come for people to climb...ah no, it was pushed down."

Bruce: ...

Hehe, so he is the chief culprit for oppressing those lunatics?

Of course, Bruce also knows that clowns and others are not easy to mess with, especially after being dealt with by Zhenglian, those lunatics must be holding their breath, because Gotham people are all a god logic: we can kill blood in rivers between us, but outsiders Leave it alone!

So, when the exam was over and he was packing his things in the dormitory, Yi Ling's miserable cry was enough to make his hands tremble in fright, and a stack of postcards and snowflakes from Superbat fell on the ground. Not suitable for children.

"Bruce ah ah ah!" The little girl screamed, but she was full of energy and didn't look like she was injured.

Batman thought for a moment calmly, and asked, "Arkham has escaped collectively again?"

"Uh, no."

"Aliens attacked the earth, and then Superman got caught?" Batman gritted his teeth.

"Uh, no." And how much do you hate Superman?

Although Bruce's temper has improved a lot recently, he is still just a grumpy bat. Hearing the voice in his head, he became impatient. Yi Ling said quickly, "Your old friend brought your illegitimate son to the door."

Bruce let go of his hanging heart, and subconsciously asked, "Which one?"

Yi Ling: ...

Do you still have many old friends waiting to bring illegitimate children to your door?One is enough!Have you considered how it feels for me, a girl waiting to be married, to be a father?

Yi Ling was wearing a bat costume, relying on the mask to keep her from being exposed, she faced the beautiful and enchanting Talia with a bitter face, and continued to complain to Bruce in her heart: "Talia, your teacher's daughter, your little junior sister. "

Tsk, Yi Ling himself felt his teeth were sore, he was still a junior sister, this is Batman, not Linghu Chong.The point is that this Thalia is a shrewd and ruthless woman. She was able to kill even her own father, Lei Xiaogu, and it is said that she even raped Batman, so she secretly gave birth to her son Damian.Have you ever seen such a cruel little junior sister from all over the world?

The key point is that Yi Ling doesn't have the confidence to deceive this woman. What if she is cheated... The picture is too beautiful to look at.

"Talia..." Probably thinking of some black history, Bruce paused suspiciously. He has seen the DC plot, and he probably guessed that it was Damian, but there are two kinds of personal experience and reading comics. feel.

"It seems that something happened to the League of Assassins, and then Lei Xiaogu died. She was hunted down by her enemies, and it was inconvenient to escape with her son, so she planned to throw the rice here and take revenge by herself." Look, how tough she is. woman!

"Lei Xiaogu is dead again?" Bruce was very calm, he didn't believe that his teacher who became a master would really die this time, not to mention there was still a blood feud between him and Lei Xiaogu, Jason was caught by him and the clown Conspired to kill.

Although Lei Xiaogu revived Jason with pool water, it obviously also hurt Jason's brain.

"So what are you going to do?" Yi Ling asked.

"You can't stop Talia, let her go, anyway, it's just a child, you won't bring it and throw it to Ah Fu." Bruce once again showed how scumbag he can be because Ah Fu couldn't hear him.

Yi Ling wanted to yell, so let's forget about Jason's affairs, Damian, do you have the same attitude?Are you raising a son?You have a grudge against your son!

"By the way, don't get too close to that kid. Damian is not stupid." Even though Rice is only eight years old, from the plot of the comics, that kid is almost as smart as his grandfather. exposed.

Yi Ling was having a brain talk with Bruce, but Talia didn't know it, she just thought Batman was thinking.To tell the truth, she admired Bruce's resourcefulness, but sometimes her lover could think too much.

So, this sturdy woman in a skirt with high slits clung to Batman's body without any pretentiousness, her life-killing hands were placed on the bat's breastplate, and her eyes were so sweet that people were intoxicated.

"My Lover." Thalia kissed her exposed lips.

Yi Ling is the whole person!want!Crazy!up!Let's say something, the young lady is pleasing to the eye, has an outstanding temperament, and a perfect figure, but she is a villain who kills without blinking an eye, let alone Yi Ling, a counterfeit, even if she is a real Batman, she is a killer. Shouting my love while shooting.

Is this a pretty lady?This is a real beauty snake!

"I brought a gift." Thalia smiled and was pushed away by Yi Lingmu with a face, and then the curtain behind the room moved, and a boy who looked very prickly came out from behind.

At this time, Yi Ling was actually numb.

Oh, isn't it the Fourth Young Master Damian?Isn't it just a bear kid?Isn't it just being molested by Bruce's old lover in front of Bruce's son?Didn't you see that Damian himself didn't care, as if his own mother was flirting with others every day?