wife addiction

"Second young master has gone to the doctor, and the matter of taking care of Xiaoci falls on me again." Uncle Fan squeezed his shoulders, and poured some things into the food bowl. Those things were in a mess, and we couldn't tell what they were.

"After I'm gone, I'm afraid this job will be yours. I planned to teach you tomorrow. Since you are here, let's learn now. First of all, when it's time for dinner, you have to lure it over and let it know that it's time for dinner." Yes, Xiaoci often flies around, so you need such a trick."

Uncle Fan said, wiped his hands, put his fingers in his mouth and whistled.

The whistle sounded sweet, and the big peacock immediately raised its head, spread its wings, flew towards Uncle Fan, and landed on his shoulder.

I was standing diagonally opposite Uncle Fan, and the peacock's tail swept across my face, making my face burn and hurt.

I reached out and touched it, and it was bleeding.

"Haha, Xiaoying, you are so weak. That bit of blood is fine. I am often pecked to death." Uncle Fan casually threw me a pack of Band-Aids. I took it and tore off a few pieces to stick on my face. He covered his mouth and kept laughing.

"Ah, little porcelain, you pecked me again!" Uncle Fan pulled the peacock off his shoulder, took the band-aid I returned to him, and stuck a piece on his face.

I saw that the clothes on his shoulders were torn by the peacock's claws.

Am I going to raise such a scary guy in the future?

My brain is a bit dizzy, is this too challenging?If such a big peacock landed on my shoulder, wouldn't it scratch a hole in my shoulder?

"Hey, I grabbed another piece of clothing." Uncle Fan looked at his shoulder, frowned resentfully, and then smiled happily, "But this time, there is a reason for Second Young Master to buy me a new one."

I am ashamed, he turned out to be playing these small calculations.

"Come on, Xiaoying, you have a try too." Uncle Fan smiled and turned his gaze to me, my scalp went numb and I broke out in a cold sweat.I looked at the peacock that was pecking, put my finger in my mouth with great reluctance, and tried to blow, but there was no sound at all.

"It's not right for you to blow like this, you have to put your fingers like this..."

"Keep your mouth full of air..."

"Whistling is not about brute force, it's about skill..."

"Are you listening to me?"

"Xiaoying, you are too stupid!"

I blew for a long time, my face was red and my neck was thick, but I still didn’t make a sound. Uncle Fan was so tired that he fell to the ground, and the big peacock was pacing up and down on him, wiping his mouth and pecking him from time to time. .

"It can't be done, Xiaoying, let's continue tomorrow." Uncle Fan was dying.

I breathed a sigh of relief, nodded, and hurried through the corner gate, and returned to the back garden.

When I encounter this kind of thing as soon as I go out, I'd better stay in the back garden honestly.

The scenery in the garden is nice and peaceful, but there are too many mosquitoes. I walked around and was bitten all over my body.

It seems that the garden is out of order, and I need to buy a bottle of mosquito repellent toilet water in the future.

But when I went back to the house and opened my wallet, I didn't have a few dollars left, and I didn't know when Zong Xian would pay me.

I lay down on the bed, full of the sun's breath on my body, making me uncomfortable with the heat.

I don't know who has so much trouble, but in this summer, my quilt has been exposed to the sun!

I had to clean the floor, spread a sheet, and sleep on the floor.

It's pretty cool on the floor, and you don't even need to turn on the fan.

I looked at the ceiling with satisfaction, and found that there was no electric fan in the room, let alone an air conditioner...