[Sweet honey ashes like frost] The daily routine of the little matchmaker

Ever since the egg broke out, Gu Xiangxiang has gained a bird brother who can never tell her gender. Speaking of this bird brother, Gu Xiangxiang just wants to cry. This bird brother likes to hug her every day, but his bear No one can stand it

Just when Gu Xiangxiang felt that her bird life was about to be over, Di Jun, who "doesn't do business" all day and likes to take care of the baby, was finally kicked by Chi Yanjun who couldn't stand it, and went to do business. Suffocate that bird brother's chest

In the days that followed, Gu Xiangxiang thought that she could finally be clean, but it turned out that she was naive again. Chi Yanjun, who didn't know how to take care of a baby, changed hands and entrusted her to Danzhu to take care of her, and began to torture her every day. Everyday, her bird life can be regarded as being on the shoulders of the little yellow chicken.

On this day, Chi Yanjun took Gu Xiangxiang to the Nursery of Marriage Palace as usual, then turned around and was busy palming the sun.

As soon as the case was settled, the little yellow chicken rushed to fight. Now Gu Xiangxiang is not a three-legged chicken who couldn't walk well before. Sitting on him in a numb manner, he put his chin up with the bird body and began to think about the bird, but the posture seemed extraordinarily weird

In this world, there is a red fox named Danzhu, and a little yellow chicken called Fengwa, and Chi Yanjun's mouth of Zhong Tianjun Taiwei and Tianhou Tutao, if Gu Xiangxiang is at this moment You'd be an idiot if you didn't know where you were

Gu Xiangxiang looked at the little yellow chicken who was still dying and could only play with red thread balls under her buttocks, and incidentally cast a contemptuous look at the male lead. Sure enough, being stupid is born, and the other is destined

She hasn't finished watching the drama "Sweet Honey, Ashes Like Frost", so she only knows the first part of the content, as for the latter part, it is limited to the vague spoilers of the next-door group Danmei Little Matchmaker Yu Panpan. Knowing that she came here, she should have shown Xiangmi a long time ago, so as to avoid the advantages and disadvantages of the plot

Thinking of this, Gu Xiangxiang beat her chest, stomped her feet, and sighed again and again. She, Gu Xiangxiang, is usually lazy, and she is notorious for not loving cultivation. It doesn't require much ability, so her cultivation base has always been the last

Now that the matchmaker system is down, it’s just that the cultivation base is not in place, and what’s more, it’s impossible to contact the main star. Gu Xiangxiang hugged herself and expressed trembling. She just felt confused and didn’t know where the future lies, so life is not safe feel

Gu Xiangxiang seldom thought about the problem, and she couldn't help but shed a few sad tears. In the end, she was lazy and had a cancer attack, and she lived a mediocre life with selective amnesia.

After 100 years like this, the three-legged chicken is still the same three-legged chicken, but it has become bigger and more beautiful in color, and the little yellow chicken turned into a three-headed milk doll, and then Gu Xiangxiang was tragic.It turns out that being a human being should not be too arrogant, and so is being a bird. The so-called 30 years in Hedong and 30 years in Hexi, the life of the bird who oppressed the little yellow chicken was reversed, and it was her turn to be oppressed

Gu Xiangxiang watched with tears in her eyes as the little yellow chicken crushed her under her body and rubbed her hair. Even when she was struggling, she still rolled her around like a three-legged chicken pillow. Just when Gu Xiangxiang thought the bird was born here, her little one The matchmaker system finally woke up, but she didn't feel happy at all

As soon as the little matchmaker woke up and saw her condition, she laughed at her, saying that she hadn't cultivated human form for 100 years, and she deserved to be reversed, and she would always have to pay back when she came out to hang out.Gu Xiangxiang was aggrieved, and almost yelled at Little Matchmaker to return her cultivation, but was told that her current bird body was too young and too fragile to bear so much cultivation

Gu Xiangxiang was dumbfounded on the spot, and was silent for a few seconds. After learning from the pain, she decided to practice well. She searched the dusty corners of the system for a long time, only to find that there were a lot of good products hidden in the system.

If you ask why my sister gave her so many cultivation methods, the reason lies in her cultivation

As the one with the worst cultivation and doesn't like to practice, the sisters in her group are shattered. Looking at Gu Xiangxiang's unmotivated appearance, she hates iron but cannot make steel, and eighteen means can't save her In the late stage of lazy cancer, they had no choice but to find another way to modify the method. Fortunately, they had all kinds of aptitudes, so they changed the forgiving method to the easiest one to practice, and then gave it to her

Who knew that Gu Xiangxiang had no interest at all when she got it, so she turned her head and threw it into the system and put it on the shelf. Seeing this, the sisters probably thought that she was hopeless, and then gave up completely. This time, if the little matchmaker hadn't reminded her, she would have taken it seriously can't remember one thing

After digging out a pile of books, Gu Xiangxiang finally chose the most suitable method at the moment, and went to practice for the first time. If other team members and sisters were present at this time, seeing her struggling to make progress, her jaw would drop in shock

In fact, Gu Xiangxiang's aptitude is good. Although she is not as good as other sisters Tongtian, she is still considered excellent. After 30 years of training, the beautiful three-legged chicken was not in vain, and finally turned into a seven-year-old girl. At this time, the little yellow chicken is still it's that chubby milk doll

At the moment of transformation, Gu Xiangxiang almost looked up to the sky and laughed, put her hips on her hips and said that hard work pays off, and Feng Shui will start to take turns again

The next day, after escaping Brother Bird's weeping bear embrace, Gu Xiangxiang was sent to the Marriage Palace Nursery by the dedicated Chi Yanjun. Excited

"Oh, I'm so happy, the little Golden Crow has finally taken human form." Dan Zhu looked around Gu Xiangxiang and nodded repeatedly, "You're still such a cute female doll. Di Jun should see your female body clearly this time."

In fact, no, Gu Xiangxiang's lips twitched faintly, and she had given up hope for that brother Bird with gender cognitive impairment.After she spared no effort to correct her again and again, Brother Niao still made the cane as before, he only thought that she was male, and seeing that Mr. Chi Yan had prepared a baby girl's outfit for her, he only thought that it would be good for boys to wear baby girl clothes

"No." Gu Xiangxiang shrugged her shoulders and felt tired, then pointed to her eyes and said, "Hong Hong, you know, he has always had bad eyesight, and as he gets older, his eyesight will become dizzy."

Ganqing Dijun was still blind so far, Danzhu was speechless for a while, and then took Gu Xiangxiang to the Marriage Hall, let the two little guys stay together and continue the daily fight, as for himself, he was busy leading the red line for ordinary people

Looking at the phoenix baby with red lines on top of his head, Gu Xiangxiang gave a sinister smile, stretched out her magic claws and rubbed his face for a while, then took off his little clothes and turned into a naked doll, and took out ink charcoal and rouge from her arms graffiti on him

Fengwa is small, struggling with all her strength, she still can't stand Gu Xiangxiang's clutches, so she can only hold back her tears and let her do whatever she wants

In the end, Fengwa's face was covered with a big blob of red and two blobs of red appeared in her eyes. Gu Xiangxiang thought for a while, then added a matchmaker's mole casually, and then smiled unceremoniously. The 100 years of aggrieved life finally swept away. Snow

"Hey, what a matchmaker doll." With great strength, Gu Xiangxiang easily lifted Fengwa in her left hand. Seeing his calm appearance, she unceremoniously pulled his face and said, "Thinking about retaliating in the future, there is no way." , no window"

It's inevitable that she won't be reversed in the future. Gu Xiangxiang feels that she should practice hard after she goes back. After all, the protagonist's aura is on the top, and she is suddenly overtaken by him to get back to the scene. She is not coquettish at all.

Fengwa was young and didn't speak quickly, so she simply turned her face away and snorted arrogantly, thinking that one day she would be crushed under him

"Small, you're quite arrogant." Gu Xiangxiang carefully held the ink carbon, added a pig's tail to his buttocks, and touched it by the way.

I thought to myself, this bare buttocks are delicate and slippery, and it feels really good to the touch. Sure enough, the male master's bare buttocks are not ordinary.

The author has something to say:

This is the rogue daily life of a three-legged chicken

By the way, I, Xiangmi, read slowly, and I don’t usually have much time to write articles, so it’s even slower, everyone forgive me