[Sweet honey ashes like frost] The daily routine of the little matchmaker

Gu Xiangxiang was originally an ordinary person in modern times. Like most people, she lived in a mediocre life. She was born with little ambition and lacked interest in many things. The most she did all day was eating and waiting to die, watching TV dramas and reading novels , this kind of life, ordinary people think she looks like an old man when they hear it, but it is not the case, she also has a career and a job

When it comes to her job, others want to ask what makes her job so comfortable, and when they ask more carefully, they shake their heads again and again, saying that what is the mediator doing at a young age, it is better to marry herself out as soon as possible.

And Gu Xiangxiang herself is happy to be single, so she doesn't care about these words at all. The purpose of opening a marriage agency is to make a living, and then benefit the majority of single dogs by the way. In her opinion, this is a social welfare that benefits others and herself cause

As for why she thought of opening a marriage agency, it was actually because of her family background. According to her grandmother, their ancestors had always been a family of official matchmakers, and the people in the family had been whispering and seeing each other since they were born, so they were very knowledgeable in this matter talent

Whenever grandma talked about this, she always looked proud, saying that when the ancestor was the most prosperous, it was when the threshold was broken. I thought of the equality of all people in the new society, how can there be an official position as an official matchmaker, let alone the words of a matchmaker ordered by my parents, and besides, when my grandma’s generation of clansmen withered in the war, the rest of the people had long since abandoned this job. In the new society, our family is struggling to survive, so we can only find ways to keep up with the times and earn a living

Speaking of this, others want to ask why they are forced by life. This has to talk about a curse. As for the source of the curse, it is said that she made a matchmaker to the sixth generation of her algebra. After committing a crime, the woman's heart died, and the man swung his sword to kill himself. Before he died, they both cursed that their marriage would not be perfect from generation to generation.At first, the ancestors didn't take the curse seriously, but when it came to the next generation, the husband and wife were not in peace, and the next generation was also the same, the ancestors believed it, and there were tears of regret on the spot.

Because of this, for the past five generations, the first three generations were still unhappy in the old society and divorced, and they had to bear with it for a lifetime, while the latter two generations were lucky to catch up with the new society, that is, grandma and her own tiger mother were angry with scumbags. And divorced, living a life of poverty and embarrassment with their children, so that they had to pick up the work of their ancestors

With the previous five generations of cars in front, Gu Xiangxiang, the sixth generation, as a Buddhist lazy cancer patient, has no idea of ​​getting married anymore. She thinks that even if she gets married, she still has to leave. come and go

Gu Xiangxiang's goal in life is to eat and wait to die. She once thought that this life would pass like this, but Gu Xiangxiang, who accidentally died and turned into a soul state, glanced at the torn pieces of meat at the scene of the car accident, and was gnashing her teeth at the driver who caused the accident. , In the next second, the darkness in front of my eyes was taken away by the Heavenly Dao system

Knowing that the Tiandao system had accidentally implicated her when recruiting people, Gu Xiangxiang's whole soul trembled. Fortunately, the Tiandao system had a conscience, and in order to compensate her, she joined the time-traveling team and became a member of many fast-traveling troops.As for her, she had no choice but to sign the overlord clause, chose the matchmaker system, and started her old business in various worlds, striving to exchange for the resurrection of the physical body as soon as possible

The team on fire, the well-deserved No. 1 among the many fast-traveling troops, is an existence that people look up to.Gu Xiangxiang is extremely proud of being the group favorite of the Yuhuo group. Although the one at the end of the crane accidentally dragged her back or something, she is still diligent and diligent in her mediocrity, and strives to dominate the bottom of the personal leaderboard Second, so as not to lose the face of the fire group

The life of the fast-traveling group is generally performing their own tasks. When there is nothing to do, everyone will sit down and have a tea party, and then count the points with their fingers, looking forward to the day when they have accumulated enough points to be resurrected smoothly.After coming and going, we have been together for a long time, and naturally our friendship has become stronger, but we still cannot avoid separation

Saying goodbye to the pseudo-white moonlight to relieve worries, Gu Xiangxiang was teary-eyed, and was about to drink sweet honey to adjust her mood, but she was kicked by the little matchmaker to perform the task before the sadness was over. It happened to be turbulent in time and space. She, forced to land in a strange world, became an egg

In fact, it is not scary to become an egg, and it is not scary to become a bird. The most terrifying thing is to become a chicken, and it is deformed. Gu Xiangxiang, who broke out of the egg, looked at the three chicken feet and instantly collapsed.

Marriage Palace, today Dan Zhu got a new box of mortal words books, buried in the pile of books and read them with great joy, when he saw Xing, an old friend entered the door in a hurry, Dan Zhu saw that it was Emperor Jun , quickly jumped out of the pile of books

Dan Zhu walked around Di Jun, excitedly said: "Di Jun, you stay in the Fusang Palace all day, I thought you forgot the old man as a good friend, I see your happy face, could it be a good thing? "

Could it be that Hong Luan was moved?Danzhu's heart of gossip gradually rises

"How can I forget you, a friend who has never been in the same year?" Di Jun patted Dan Zhu boldly, and then thought of something good, and said happily, "Hong Hong, let me tell you, my little brother who has been waiting for hundreds of thousands of years is finally here." broken shell"

It turned out that it wasn't Hongluan's heartbeat, Danzhu seemed to be poured with cold water, and immediately felt a little disappointed. Then when he heard that the emperor's younger brother was born, he curled his lips in disbelief: "You deliberately deceive me and I won't find anyone else. Only one Golden Crow can be kept. Your younger brother was destined not to be able to break his shell when he was born. You were supposed to absorb him, but you were born with a deep brotherhood and didn’t believe the words of the ancestors.

Seeing that Dan Zhu didn't believe him, Di Jun got a little angry, quickly took out his brother from his arms, and beckoned for you to see

Danzhu lowered his head and saw that it was a small ball with three claws. It was not just the Golden Crow. It turned out that the old ancestor's words could not be trusted, so he hurriedly congratulated: "Di Jun, you have been looking forward to the stars and the moon all day long, and finally Moved to heaven”

"My younger brother is so cute." Di Jun looked at his younger brother with a face full of idiots, with a sweet and gentle expression on his face.

Dijun's expression made Danzhu tremble, and goosebumps fell all over the floor in an instant

Danzhu trembled, quickly picked up the goosebumps, and then carefully observed the little Jinwu, and said, "Are you sure it's your brother, not your sister?"

"How could it be? We communicated with each other back then, and it was indeed a public one." Di Jun looked confident, fearing that Dan Zhu would not believe him, he hurried to pick off the little Jinwu's three legs

At this time, the Little Golden Crow, that is, Gu Xiangxiang, had reached the limit of her patience. She was hugged by this stupid big man as soon as she broke her egg. The stupid big man is calling her hooligans again. Do you really think that she has no temper due to Buddha nature?

Gu Xiangxiang immediately jumped up, gave the stupid big man three scratches, greeted him with all his strength, and didn't forget to peck him with his mouth.

Your sister, who is your younger brother, the aunt is the mother, bah, the old lady is a woman, okay?

"Honghong, look at how kind my younger brother is to me." Di Jun's sweet intelligence quotient completely took Little Jinwu's resistance as liking

Di Jun, you are sure you have the right idea. Dan Zhu has given up hope for Di Jun's IQ when he sees the fierce look of the little Golden Crow.

"By the way, Di Jun, I forgot to tell you that my nephew also broke a few days ago, and he is rolling in my red thread. Do you want to take a look?" When Dan Zhu thought of his lovely nephew, he burst into joy. Take Di Jun to his Marriage Hall

As soon as he entered the Marriage Hall, Di Jun saw a little yellow bird rolling around in the ball of red thread, having a hard time playing, and said with disgust, "Your nephew is not as good-looking as my younger brother."

Di Jun, are you blind?How cute is his nephew!Danzhu was so angry that he almost cut off his brother's robes with this foolish bird

At this time, Gu Xiangxiang sat peacefully in the palm of the stupid big man after he exhausted his breath, and then heard that there was a bird breaking its shell, so he became curious and tried to poke his head out to have a look. Plop into a ball of red thread

The little yellow bird was having so much fun, it didn't expect something to fall from the sky, but when it turned around, it found a strange bird in the nest, so it chirped and jumped at her, but it didn't expect to knock the cup into the air, and the water became a parabola spilled out

There was a stabbing sound, and bursts of white smoke rose above her head. Gu Xiangxiang was so embarrassed that she wanted to get up, but she forgot that her three legs hadn't been used yet, and she staggered and fell like a dog eating shit.

The little yellow bird made a mistake and didn't realize it at all, it just went straight to Gu Xiangxiang, chirping about three-legged chicken, let's play together

Now that Gu Xiangxiang is a bird, she can naturally understand what the little yellow bird is saying, and suddenly her veins bulge, and she feels that her patience seems to have run out today, and she rushes over with a fever of brains, and is so childish that she fights with the little yellow bird a ball

Bah, little yellow chicken, get the hell out of your three-legged chicken, my aunt is a big golden crow, my old lady is a big golden crow, okay?

Gu Xiangxiang cursed and greeted the little yellow chicken, completely mad with anger, and the little yellow chicken didn't understand what happened from the beginning, but being treated so fiercely, it was immediately aroused bloody, so the two They were torn together, and the fight was inseparable for a while. In the end, Gu Xiangxiang, relying on her slight size advantage, sat him down on the bottom and triumphantly won with a bird feather on her back.

The expressions of the two people watching the fight were different. Dan Zhu was stunned. He turned to look at his friend, but the corner of his mouth couldn't help twitching when he heard the old friend praise his younger brother for being so lively.

Di Jun, are you sure you are not blind, your younger sister is obviously very vicious

The author has something to say:

This is the daily life of a three-legged chicken and a little yellow chicken

This Emperor Jun is not the Emperor Jun in mythology, don't worry about it, I just used the name of the Demon Emperor because I am too lazy to name it