[Comprehensive] Walking on the failed path to save the world

Plans can never keep up with changes.

Ichiku and Sanqiu together, Dogeza knelt beside Saiki Kusuo's bed and shouted that I was wrong while thinking about life.

How did she go from being a winner in life to being in this situation?

Let her slow down, think and analyze the current task steps.

The first step is to find the task NPC. ——This went very well, she easily obtained the prop (?) Burning Power.

The second step is to know the mission goal. ——This step doesn't seem to be a problem.Although Sanqiu is considered mentally handicapped in artificial intelligence, he is also considered to have a high IQ among human beings. He said that Ran Tangli has a crush on Saiki Kusuo, so the [-]% is... right?

Could it be Sanqiu who tricked her?

After thinking about it for a long time, Sanqiu has no criminal record other than frightening her with ministers.

The most important thing is that the third and most important step of the mission - defeating the mission monster, she has no way to complete it.

Anyone who leaves Novice Village and directly challenges the world boss has no hope of winning at all, okay?

An ordinary human being can break a wall with his bare hands and restore it perfectly...

To be honest, she may have a little inaccurate understanding of the word ordinary.

Is this, true, is, ordinary, common, human, kind,?

She can do it before she is debuffed by breaking the wall, but it is impossible to restore it perfectly. Is this the range that humans can do?Has humanity evolved to where it is now when she was working overtime and using tentacles to get to work (didn't)?

I fell into deep self-doubt for a long time.As a sea monster, she can't beat a human, and this human is still a high school student, even a high school student is wearing such a non-mainstream headgear... Well, this is not the point.

The point is, how should she clear the level and defeat the boss Qi Mu to rescue Princess Ran... Forget it, this princess's character design is too scary and there is no motivation for anyone to save her...

"I don't have that kind of relationship with Rantangli." Saiki Kusuo's head is a bit big. Although the degree of chuunibha in front of him is not as serious as Kaito's, he can throw Kaito three or four times in terms of brain holes.

Who knows what it looks like when he and Ran Tangli are married? !

Anyway, he didn't want to, of course, he didn't want to see Ran Tangli in a wedding dress, not at all.

Yijiu understood his attitude very well, and looked at him with some sympathy, making Qi Mu feel hairy.

"I know you and Rantangli don't have this kind of relationship now," Yijiu added after Qi Mu breathed a sigh of relief, "He has a crush on you unilaterally."

"We need to achieve the wish of burning energy before we can go home." Sanqiu continued, trying to salvage the dead atmosphere.

Saiki Kusuo who suffered an indiscriminate disaster: "..." So, it's all Rantang's fault?

"You may have misunderstood Ran Tangli's wish." Qi Mu felt that he had to explain to these two creatures.He has no interest in exploring Sanqiu's species, nor does he want to send it to be dissected.Anyway, there are ghosts in this world, and some other things are normal.

Moreover, he had a hunch that these two guys would definitely make a mess of his peaceful life.

Although his life is messy enough now.

"Master Qi Mu, do you know what his wish is?" Yijiu kept implementing her shameless style when begging for help, and changed Qi Mu's address in a second.

After being silent for two seconds, Qi Mu calmly brought out the class goddess Shinmi Kohashi and said, "Actually, Rantangli has always had a crush on Shinmi Kohashi." Anyway, all the boys in the class can be said to have a crush on her, except him Own.

"Scum!" Yijiu was shocked, he never thought that Goddess Zhaoqiao had been secretly in love with such a scum.It's fine to abandon Rantangli, but if you want to attack the campus goddess so viciously, it's like a pig and a dog!

Qi Mu who listened to the whole monologue again: "..." Does she know that he can read minds?

Under Qi Mu's threat of force and his undistracted guidance, Yijiu finally reluctantly believes that Ran Tangli has a crush on Shinmi Teruhashi.

However, Yijiu Zhaoqiao's initial favorability value is quite high, one is because of her face, and the other is because she has been fed by Zhaoqiao.Forcibly making Teruhashi-san fall in love with Rantang Ri, not to mention Saiki's reaction, I don't want to do it even if it is a long time.

This kind of thing is too cruel for any girl.

Saiki Kusuo: "..." So it's not cruel to him, is it?

For a long time, I felt that I could use the first method.

It's better to wait until the time for the memory ball to fall off by itself.

Anyway, I'm just going to school here.Sleeping in a dirty and smelly ditch is nothing, I can bear it without money and hungry, and I have to pester Qi Mu in order to get closer to Ran Tangli...

"I'll help you." Qi Mu endured it, and couldn't stand the broken thoughts for a long time.Sooner or later, his high school career will be crushed by these guys, although he is on the verge of collapse now.

This is only the fifth day of Yilong's stay in the first world, and she is full of confidence in completing the task within a week.

Last night Qi Mu reluctantly agreed with her to sleep in the bathtub of his house because she was too pitiful. Although he also asked her not to leave the bathtub, not to be discovered by his parents and to go out before his parents woke up, Yijiu was still very grateful to him .

At least the quality of the water she sleeps in has greatly improved.

And, yesterday, Qi Mu promised her to make an appointment with Rantangli on Sunday, and helped her hypnotize Rantangli so that Rantangli would regard her as a classmate of Teruhashi.Although other steps have to be completed by oneself, Yijiu believes in his ability.

Isn't it just a confession?She has never done it or seen it.

Therefore, today she plans to learn the correct confession posture of human beings first. Sanqiu has helped her search a lot of information.

She will definitely succeed!

Woke up early in the morning and wandered around Qi Mu's house for two or three times, but couldn't find a suitable place to watch Sanqiu's treasured materials. Finally, she slipped back to Qi Mu's house.

"Xiao Nan, Mom and Dad are going out, you have to take good care of the house~" The mother wearing a white scarf stood at the door of the house and waved at Qi Mu, took Dad's hand without hesitation, turned her head and left.

As expected of a non-human mother, she has a real personality.

Yijiu suddenly realized, doesn't this mean that Qi Mujun is the only one left in Qi Mu's house again?

Mr. Qi Mu who has a cooperative relationship will definitely not refuse her!

Sure enough, Qi Mu didn't refuse her, but he didn't agree to her either. He just pretended to leave and closed the door calmly as if he couldn't see it.

Yijiu had no choice but to knock on the door, and finally smashed Qi Mu out again.

"You can only stay in the living room, and you are not allowed to go anywhere else. Don't rummage around, and don't eat my snacks." Qi Mu was helpless. After being a classmate for a few days, it can be regarded as a kind of classmate friendship. He can help Sometimes it will help.

It's just that sometimes he really can't understand why about half of his classmates are particularly troublesome and weird, and the other half can't wait for a passerby who doesn't even have a face...

Is this the power of human design?

Yijiu nodded obediently, and said: "Before I leave, I will treat you to the coffee jelly that classmate Zhaoqiao invited me to eat last time. It's really delicious."

"Okay." Qi Mu was instantly satisfied.

Sure enough, good people are rewarded with good rewards.

Qi Mu was seriously doing his homework upstairs, and Yijiu turned on the TV downstairs to start researching.She hasn't used such an ancient player version yet, and Sanqiu is easier to use, but it's too small and easy to lose.

Sanqiu didn't know what Yijiu was thinking at all, he proudly turned on the projection equipment and started projecting in the air the most popular romance movies in the island country that he had carefully searched for.

It is said that these female stars are the best sellers, both in appearance and figure, they are very popular among men of all ages.

The opening of the movie is a very normal small clinic. A woman with a good figure in a tight-fitting nurse's uniform appears, a patient comes, and then they start having sex after some play.

It turns out that human beings are as straightforward as their sea monsters, so it's easy to handle.

For a long time, I felt that I had gotten the knack of seeking friendship, and I was ready to act.

Saiki Kusuo couldn't help but open the door of his room with the loud huh huh, huh, huh, and threw Sanqiu out who was serious about playing the short movie.

Yijiu:?

Sanqiu:? ? ?

Who did he provoke?

Why did you show a movie and throw it out?

"You guys, just read this confession." Saiki Kusuo paused for a while looking at Yijiu's confused eyes, did she really not understand or fake?

"This is no problem." Sanqiu flew back angrily, and was blown up when he heard that the information he had carefully selected was so disdainful, "This is the information I specially selected based on Yijiu's behavior pattern. Her straight-forward nature has also added the element of an action movie. I specifically asked about it online, and they all said that as long as you learn the poses in love action movies, there is no man who cannot be hooked! Is there any problem?"

Isn't that all the problem?

If you really plan to hook up with Rantangli like this, you will never succeed.

At that moment, Qi Mu felt as if he had two more children, and he was still suffering from cerebral palsy, which made him extremely tired from raising him.He is now more and more unable to understand what the motive was at the moment when his heart softened.

Qi Mu turned on the TV and picked a TV series that his mother liked to watch very much.This drama tells a tortuous love story, including but not limited to lovers who eventually become brothers and sisters, the cinnabar mole in the heart, white moonlight, double lover and other classic dog-blood stalks. Middle-aged women.

This time, absolutely reliable.

In order to ensure that these two guys don't cause trouble, Qi Mu stayed in the living room and started his homework.He didn't want his parents to come home and see...

Wait, parents come home?

Qi Mu looked up at his watch, pinched Sanqiu with one hand and Yijiu's back collar with the other, and decisively used teleportation.

He didn't want his parents to see that there was a girl in his family. Although he didn't think it was a girl, but based on his understanding of his mother... No, no, I can't think about it, it's too scary!He waited for the skill cooldown to end and went home as soon as possible, and took the two back later while his parents were not paying attention.

Just don't get caught anyway.

By the way, what about the two of them?

Qi Mu looked around, the trees were lush and lush, but at this moment, there was no one around him.

As a non-human being, this speed is barely acceptable... No wonder, so these guys are really troublesome!

Qi Mu thought for the thousand and one time, why is his daily life as a superpower so weird?

It must be something wrong with my routine!