[Comprehensive] Walking on the failed path to save the world

The enemy is stronger than imagined.

Yijiu, who shamelessly squatted at the door for a long time, had to admit that the human named Saiki Nanxiong was really not an ordinary person.According to her analysis of the location of mental fluctuations in the past half a day, this guy is probably the guy who can use mind reading skills, so it is impossible for him not to know that there is a cute girl squatting in front of his house waiting for him to come out and take it away.

But, he, just, yes, no, come out!

So, it's really inconvenient not to have tentacles.If she had been a free sea monster back then, she would have climbed up the outer wall directly, so there would be no need for such trouble... Wait, she can do without tentacles.

Yijiu clenched his fists, feeling good about himself, so he tiptoedly called out Sanqiu.After the two carefully circled Qi Mu's house for a week, Sanqiu successfully scanned and constructed the whole house, and came to the conclusion that Qi Mu's bedroom was on the second floor.With only Qi Mu knowing, the two figured out the safest route to the second floor.

In their plan, as long as Yijiu climbed up from the drainpipe, rested on the platform on the second floor, then bypassed three windows, and with the help of Sanqiu, opened a hole in the window glass of Qimu's bedroom, carefully Invade the bedroom, hide under Qi Mu's bed, and after Qi Mu turns off the light to sleep, quietly crawl out from under the bed to hypnotize him, and he will wake up and become a good man who only loves to burn energy.

There is no prefect!

She could already imagine the scene where Ran Tangli found out that the memory ball flew out of his body tomorrow after his wish had been fulfilled. This world is too simple.However, there is one small problem...

"Sanqiu," Yijiu lowered his voice and asked quietly, "Are you sure that your analysis of Rantangli's crush on Saiki Kusuo is correct?"

"Absolutely no problem." Sanqiu also learned to lower his voice for a long time, "I found out when I was bottled in the morning. When Rantangli looked at Saiki Kusuo, a flash of mentally retarded eyes flashed. A strange light. According to my years of experience in the Tianya Emotional Module, there is only one truth that makes him so different from this man—that is, he has a crush on him!"

He is definitely not taking revenge on Ran Tangli, absolutely not!

After thinking about it for a long time, I thought it made sense, so I was going to implement the plan, so I slipped to the drainage pipe of Qi Mu's house first.

"What are you doing outside my house?"

I was very calm and shook for a long time, feeling a guilty conscience.In other words, Mr. Qi Mu's voice is really loud, as if it sounded directly from his mind.Still thinking wildly in his mind, he turned around for a long time, stretched out his hand pretending to be calm, and said "Hi" to Qimu tremblingly.

I don't know why, but student Qi Mu looks very kind and harmless, with two lollipops on his head, very close to the people, she feels scared when she sees him, a feeling of fear when she first met the minister .That's the fear you have when you face the strong, but Qi Mu...

Could it be that something went wrong with her animal intuition after not going out for too long?

I didn't know what to say for a long time, so I decided to do it quickly and ruthlessly.Her irises instantly changed from light green to a fluorescent color between yellow and green; her pupils shrank suddenly and turned into square pupils resembling goats, which is the result of her inheriting part of the demon's power prove.

Well, follow my hint, starting today, you will fall in love with Sentangli, and then...

The thousand-year-old single sea monster really can't make up any campus daily life related to love, he hesitated for a while and continued to hint angrily.

In short, you are in love with Rantangli, and you want to confess to him tomorrow.

"Yijiu, you are too rough, don't you think about being romantic?"

Sanqiu covered his face at the side and didn't want to watch it anymore. He couldn't imagine what kind of weird rumors would spread in the school tomorrow.

"Less... less verbosity, it's not my confession! You say it's better to hint, don't you want to have a one-night stand first and then run with the ball like in the novel you read a few days ago?"

Before Yijiu and Sanqiu finished discussing, Saiki Kusuo, who was forced to cooperate with the performance, closed the door and left.After the sound of "bang", Leaving Yijiu and Sanqiu looked at each other in blank dismay.

This hypnosis was successful, right?

And the most important question - where do they sleep tonight?

Poverty makes people progress, and wealth makes people fall behind.

The next day, Kazuki arrived at school early.This is the first time in her life that she slept in a random river, because she was poor.

Back then, she only slept in sea water that was slightly higher than her body temperature and had sufficient magic power at a height of 3000 meters. How could she have suffered such grievances.

Sanqiu carefully calculated for her, and suggested that she take a part-time job that could provide a place to live, so that she could... sleep in the bathtub.

Yijiu was very moved, and then gave him a brainstorm.

In short, she didn't sleep well that night.Although I don't have dark circles or lack of energy, I am just unhappy and feel like I don't want to think at all.

Then Sanqiu got another brain collapse because she complained about whether she was thinking or not.

Sanqiu: Thank you, I don't want it :)

In Yijiu's mind, as long as Qi Mu confesses today, she can change the world, and then go home quickly to continue her vacation.However, on this day, she stared at Qi Mu for a whole day, but nothing happened.It was Teruhashi who seemed to have chatted with Qi Mu several times because she had been staring at Qi Mu all day, and asked her what Qi Mu classmate thought.

What did she think of Qi Mu Neng?Qi Mu is super scary, and is she still the sweetheart of her mission target?

So, her answer is: very unique, very concerned about him.

Teruhashi-san looked dissatisfied with this answer, his smile became a little stiff.After thinking about it for a long time, I came to the conclusion that Zhao Qiao’s classmate Qi Mu paid so much attention to him, and he was in a bad mood when he heard that she also paid attention to Qi Mu. He didn’t like other people’s attention to him. , the relationship between Saiki and Teruhashi is likely to be-an old enemy.

For some reason, Sanqiu's face twitched when she heard her reasoning.

Maybe his facial parts are broken again.

Looking at Sanqiu for a long time, he thought with a blank expression on his face.

If not, she can help him with friendship.

Feeling the murderous aura, Sanqiu immediately cured her facial twitching problem.

Two days passed with nothing like this, and Yijiu finally couldn't help it on the fourth day at this school—did her suggestion not work at all?Is that Saiki playing tricks on her?Being so close to Rantangli every day means not confessing, just not confessing!

For a long time, I felt that I needed to take some tough measures.

For example, directly threatening Saiki Kusuo to confess to Rantangli.

It's better to hit the sun than to choose a day, so let's do it after school in the afternoon.

After listening to all the inner monologues and proposals of a classmate, Saiki Kusuo: "...:)" He should teleport home tonight.

However, in the evening, a classmate's kidnapping threat confession plan was not successfully implemented.There was a little accident on the way, and she was stopped by Zhaoqiao Xinmei after a while.

"That classmate Yijiu, today is Friday. After school in the afternoon, let's go to the cafe for self-study. You just came to school and it seems that you can't keep up with the progress. Maybe I can help."

According to Qiao Xinmei's shining background, she couldn't help but nodded her head after fascinating her eyes for a long time.

Now that you have agreed to the lovely Teruhashi, let Saiki escape first.

Yijiu happily packed his schoolbag and happily followed Zhaoqiao Xinmei away.

The coffee shop was similar to what she had imagined, but she didn't like bitterness very much, so she ordered a cup of milk tea at Zhaoqiao's recommendation, opened the book and started self-study.In fact, she doesn't know these things, and she is not interested in learning them. Anyway, Sanqiu helps to cheat during the exams, so she doesn't worry so much.On the other hand, Teruhashi, who was sitting across from her... is indeed worthy of being a campus goddess, Miss PK, she is really beautiful.

Suddenly, Zhaoqiao seemed to have noticed something, raised his head, and asked her with a smile: "Yijiu, is this your last name or your first name?"

"First name, I don't have a last name." Yijiu took a sip of his drink, feeling that the taste was a bit sweet.

"Hey, I'm sorry. Then your parents..." Zhaoqiao's smile was a little awkward, and he felt that he seemed to ask the wrong question.Originally, she came here just to inquire about the information of her suspected rival in love, but she didn't expect that the other party...

"I haven't seen them since I was a child." Yijiu continued to drink, since he bought it, he couldn't waste it.Whose sea monster also has a parent. She belongs to the species that reproduces naturally after the magic power is condensed. There are many sea monsters after her, but she is the first one, and generally speaking, it is the strongest.

As for the name?There are no good words that humans use to call her, and she doesn't have a good impression of humans. When she was at the bottom of the sea, the sea creatures that begged her all called her adults.Her current name was given by the minister, and she thought it was convenient to use it.

Obviously, Zhaoqiao didn't think so.

Girls are always compassionate, and goddesses are no exception.Although Yijiu didn't care much about it, she still felt a little guilty that she had poked someone else's scar.She paused and said, "I'm sorry, I didn't expect you... I'll treat you to this cup. You sit here, and I'll order some more desserts."

Zhaoqiao is such a good person!

Yijiu, who hadn't figured out the situation, inexplicably felt that Teruhashi's face exuded the brilliance of motherhood.

Soon, Zhaoqiao came over with two cups of coffee jelly, handed one to Yijiu and said, "This is a specialty here, try it, it's delicious. I wanted to talk to you about Qi Mu .”

The voice of Zhaoqiao's last sentence was very low, as if he was talking to himself.After a long time, I still heard it, biting the spoon of coffee jelly and asked inexplicably: "Qimu?"

The relationship between her and Qi Mu is quite tense, and she planned to kidnap him today.

Unexpectedly, I could hear it for a long time, Zhaoqiao blushed, and hurriedly defended: "What Qi Mu, you heard it wrong, I mean... I mean..."

"If you don't want to say it, then don't say it." Yijiu was extremely calm, Sanqiu told her a few days ago, isn't it the girl's secret love?She... really doesn't understand, but just respect it.

Love is so blinding.

Until now, Yijiu still doesn't understand human taste very well.

What's so special about Saiki besides being scary?Why can he open a harem (and an excellent sea monster like me can only be a single sea monster)?

Probably this is love.

Yijiu let out a sigh, looked at the watch showing eight o'clock, then watched Zhaoqiao go away, thought for half a second and decided to invade Qi Mu's house again.As for the threat of kidnapping, it is better to finish it on the same day.

To be a monster, keep your word.

The author has something to say: In fact, in Yijiu's mind, Qi Mu is similar to her, except that he has no other skills except mind reading.That's why she's so brave...

By the way... kneel down for collection (crying)