[Comprehensive] Walking on the failed path to save the world

If it wasn't for the fact that she couldn't hurt her teammates, she would be dead soon after the shorty's messy poking was over.But under this premise, his random poking made Yijiu feel that this was just a child throwing a tantrum.Yijiu considers himself a mature sea monster, and doesn't care about fussing with children.

But the kid's eyes are really fierce, and the murderous aura is almost overflowing.

Faced with the child's killing intent, Yijiu boldly patted the other person's shoulder and said sincerely: "You are still young, what's wrong with being short now, and you will grow up in the future." This kid hasn’t gone to high school yet, right? In this way, you fight your own wilderness, and I’ll fight the opponent, don’t worry, my sister is very good, I’ll take you flying.” Seeing how much this kid was shaking, he must be too excited.

Then the child lowered his voice and said "running" or something, and disappeared from sight for a long time, and touched his head for a long time, not knowing why.Is it because I was too excited or disconnected due to an accident?The one who yelled a second line before leaving was really...not good at it.

In a small town thousands of miles away, a dwarf who encountered an artificial accident got up from the burnt machine, picked up the phone that was put aside and dialed a number: "Hey, knight, help me find a Human. A green-haired dwarf in the game....It has nothing to do with height....Are you looking for death? You said it has nothing to do with height."

After hanging up the phone viciously, Shorty Feitan's anger gauge didn't decrease at all, he picked up the weapon on the sofa and walked out the door.It seems that he needs to find a prey to extinguish the fire today, so who should he choose?Licking the corner of his mouth, he walked towards his neighbor with a smile.

For a long time, a teammate was disconnected and other teammates complained, but for a long time, he felt nothing.Before playing this type of game for the first time, she only watched a few videos, and she still doesn’t know the basic rules. It doesn’t matter whether she wins or not, as long as she plays well.After walking to the jungle for a long time, the tone of his teammates is already very bad. The loli in the bottom lane is okay, but the rough guy in the top lane is almost cursing.It's not easy to be a jungler. I looked at the skill bar with only one skill lit up, and as soon as I rushed up, I held my tentacles and lashed out at the wolf-shaped wild monster.

When the skill is on, just press the skill.

It's that simple to play wild for a long time.Yijiu, who had finally cleared the wild area after half a day, wiped off her sweat symbolically, but she was exhausted.In this game, you can only see text messages when you are far away, and you can only hear voices when you are close. I glanced at the message bar for a long time, and she didn’t go to the teammate in the middle lane who asked for help twice. She didn't go either, and the one on the road also started to curse, but the remaining loli on the bottom road had already sneaked close to the enemy's lair.

After taking a break and scolding my teammates for a while, I cleaned up the monsters in the opposite wild area for a while, and decided to fight the two bigger and more handsome bosses I saw just now.Victory is shown on the screen before she can act.Teammates have taken out the enemy base.

This wins?Really boring.

Veteran RPG players feel that this game is not fun to play for a long time, the monsters are repeatedly spawned, and the monsters are not challenging at all, so they decisively give a bad review.After agreeing to the friend request sent by the bot "Mickey Sauce", he quit the game and gave the machine to someone else.

She doesn't like this game very much, but other games in the video game city are not bad.

That's right, she just doesn't want to go back to Sky Arena.Although fighting is good, she feels like doing her homework when she thinks that she is fighting at the request of the minister.As a sea monster, she must have the courage of a sea monster, and she will not go if she can't.I found an empty machine for a long time and started today's game routine.

Go home on time at night.When passing by a cake shop, Yijiu touched his wallet and walked in. When he came out, he was holding a small red raspberry-flavored cake in his hand.She fell in love with the color right away.After thinking about it, and looking at the money missing in the wallet, Yijiu decided to take this cake back and tell the minister that all the less money in her bonus today was bought this cake and gave it to him.

The minister will believe that there are ghosts.

Although he didn't believe that she spent all the money on this small cake, the minister believed that she spent the money on the cake after playing in the Sky Arena for a day.That's enough.Yijiu, who got away with it, gave a sigh of relief, and when the minister asked which floor he had reached, Yijiu silently reported a few more floors.

The minister really didn't pursue anything and just asked her to continue tomorrow.

With the experience of the previous two days, Yijiu went directly to the video game city today.Today she planned to report a few less layers, but when the minister asked about it, he said that he was careless and lost once.Yijiu, who had arranged for himself a way out, finally went to fight another round before the Sky Arena closed out of conscience. It was another perfect move to defeat the enemy, and Yijiu went up to another [-] floors.

soeasy~ She feels ashamed if she loses.

In the lobby of the Sky Arena, I met the lady who explained to her again for a long time. After learning that she was still staying in the hotel, the lady told her that as long as she went up to the [-]th floor, she would have a private room.After thinking about it for a long time, I immediately chose to go back and tell the minister to move out.

Although it is said that she sleeps in the bathtub and sleeps on the bed, she still maintains the original shape when she sleeps, and the two of them do not interfere with each other, but in a sense this can be regarded as living together, it is better to avoid suspicion.

After thinking for a moment, the minister agreed to the request for a long time.If you go to the toilet at night and see a big octopus stuffed full in the bathtub under the moonlight, and its big lifeless eyes staring at you under the water, think about it and know that this is a scene like a horror movie.Although he wasn't so timid and didn't go to the toilet at night, he was worried that what would happen if he saw this scene one day and beat Yijiu up.

Yijiu didn't have the slightest understanding of the minister's inner drama, she expressed her gratitude to the minister and decided to live in the vase next to the minister's bed tonight.It's a bit crowded, but it's worth it to show that she attaches great importance to the minister.

Before going to bed that night, the minister looked at the green-emitting magic circle and peasy eyes on Yijiu's body and felt great pressure.

Now he wondered if Yijiu wanted to take revenge on him before he left.

When I left for a long time, I walked empty-handed.She eats and stays in hotels, so she really doesn't have anything to bring.On the contrary, the minister is quite free today and said that he would find time to supervise her.

For the supervision that the minister said, Yijiu really took it seriously this time.There's no way, it would be embarrassing for her to play games in the video game city when the minister came to see her.

A long time after reaching the 150th floor, she finally met her first real opponent. To be precise, if she fought seriously, she would not be defeated, but she was punched out by the opponent before she was serious.

The strength of the opponent is so great that it will be fooled for a long time and an instant.he can feel her

Yijiu, who was stressed out by unknown forces, decided to go to the video game city to relax first.It was this choice that made her finally meet a suspected target person in the hall after so many days of hard work.

It was a man who was dressed similarly to Hisoka, his face was painted with oil paint and his original facial features could not be seen, and his height was unknown for a long time, but it was an existence she needed to look up to.Embarrassed to keep staring at the other person's face, Yijiu turned his head and took out the cell phone given by the minister to dial the minister's number.

"Hey?"

The minister's voice was a bit noisy, and for a long time he was also in the lively hall, and there were noises on both sides.But Yijiu didn't dare to speak too loudly, she wasn't sure about the ability that the target Leori had acquired after the memory ball parasitized, in order to prevent the conversation from being overheard, she said furtively, "Minister, I seem to have found the target."

To this, the minister's answer was only one word - "Hello?"

Yijiu: ...

Yijiu hung up on the minister and sent a text message to the minister.The target glanced at her, unable to describe the expression.Yijiu smiled at him, made an apologetic gesture and went to the corner to continue sending messages.The target's attention did not continue to focus on her.

Before receiving the minister's reply, Yijiu quietly followed Leorie Kai to prevent losing the target.To be honest, this outfit similar to Hisoka is really eye-catching.Moreover, the target of following directly behind the opponent seems a bit big.

Yijiu casually turned into an alley and turned himself into a trumpet prototype to follow.

After realizing that everyone passing by had to look back at her, Yijiu realized that he seemed to be more conspicuous.

It's unscientific, she's only this big, what are you looking at, I've never seen an octopus... Bah, what's wrong with sea monsters?

Yijiu stubbornly maintained the octopus shape and followed the target, regardless of the eyes of passers-by.Leorie Gai walked more and more sideways, all the way to the edge of the city.It took a long time to realize something was wrong when I walked to the garbage disposal site. Didn't this person find her?Enduring the smell of garbage, Yijiu slipped into a gap and perfectly disappeared into the garbage dump.

"It's time to come out, the lady who followed me?" Leorie Gai's tone and what he said made Yijiu's hairs stand on end, and an ominous premonition made her try to dig into the garbage dump again.She took out her mobile phone and sent a second message to the minister, without saying anything but with a location.

Originally, she thought that she could easily defeat these humans, but after learning that they still have the power of an unknown system, it is better to be careful.Her mobile phone suddenly made a "ding dong", and it was the minister who replied.Leorie Kai immediately launched an attack in the direction of the sound.

Unexpectedly, Yijiu, who didn't expect that cards could penetrate garbage, blocked the blow with magic, and the light of the magic circle obviously attracted his attention again.Gritting his teeth for a long time, he left the phone in the trash and rushed it out.Seeing a shiny green octopus rushing straight towards his face, the main body was Leorio's target after all, and he froze in place for an instant.Yijiu took advantage of the situation and slapped him on the face.

gross.

I felt that my tentacles were all covered with powder and oil paint, and the whole octopus was bad for a long time.However, if it gets dirty during the battle, it should be dirty, remembering that I just drilled through the garbage pile for a long time to balance a lot.Learning the pose of a face-hugging bug, Yijiu desperately hugged Leori's face tightly.

Just now, she took off from a slightly higher position, and the target's eyes were blurred, but it didn't affect his breathing at all.For safety's sake, Yijiu was surrounded by protective magic circles, and Leorie Gai couldn't drag her down several times.The battle situation suddenly fell into a stalemate.

Shall I poke his nostrils to suffocate him?

After trying it for a long time, the touch was too disgusting, so she shrank back.Obviously, Leorio is not a person who loves to pick his nose like Eintoki.She calculated her magic power and thought that she could hold on to his face for another hour, so she should just wait for the minister to help.Thinking about it, I changed to a more comfortable position for a long time and stopped moving.

Leorie Gai: ...

Hisoka's personality only taught him perversion and basic fighting skills, so he really has no way to deal with this kind of slow-witted creature.

The author has something to say: Yijiu: After returning home, the baby should take a good bath.