[Comprehensive] Walking on the failed path to save the world

After being caught destroying the forest once, he became much more honest.Although she felt that even if she was still in the growth stage, she could beat this (compared to herself) human with wrinkled faces at a young age, but out of the consideration of not causing trouble, Yijiu decided to rely on Find a seaside city with your own sense of direction and tentacles.

After walking for a long time and coming to a cliff, Yijiu began to seriously think about the correctness of his thinking.After all, what is close to the sea is not necessarily a seaside city, but may also be a cliff.After thinking for two seconds, she decided to jump off the cliff. Instead of finding a way out in the same forest, she might as well find a seaside city along the sea.The ghost knows how good the greening is in this world, why are there forests everywhere.

In order to facilitate swimming in shallow sea areas, Yijiu shrank into a normal-sized octopus and swam quickly along the coastline.Not long after she swam, she got tired of this monotonous exercise. She always wanted to do something big and decided to add some drama to herself, such as swimming in the sea to make a heart shape, and buckling from the rocks from time to time. A few black shells came down and gnawed.

With a heart longing for freedom and not wanting to see the minister, Yijiu swam further and further away from the coastline, and when he surfaced again, he was already caught in the fishermen's net.After staying with a group of lively fish for a long time, I feel that my whole octopus has become happy. After all, she can be regarded as staying with the feast, but it feels a bit like being caught in a fishing net. bother.

What's more, it was already dark, and the group of fishermen shone their searchlights, making her fragile little eyes hurt.Moreover, the minister did not come to her.

For a long time, I felt a little wronged.It's okay if she doesn't want to see the minister, but it's okay if the minister doesn't come to see her.It seemed that she was about to be fired by the minister.

Just as she was thinking for a long time that she would suddenly grow bigger to give the fishermen a "surprise" when she went a little higher, she was hit on the head by a shoe and rolled into the middle of the fishing net.These soles are really hard.Accompanied by the fisherman's exclamation, she covered her head for a long time and looked at the shoe that smashed her. There was nothing wrong with the absolutely high-end leather shoes. What was wrong was that there was a person attached to it.

The moment Yijiu saw the minister sitting in the middle of a group of bouncing fish in the sitting position of an absolute boss, her heart broke down. She didn't dare to look at the minister's face, and stared at the minister's leather shoes non-stop.The fat fish next to this shoe is a little scaled.Noticing that fish scales had been glued to the minister's shoes, Yijiu turned her eyes for a second and used her beady eyes to look at the fishermen who suddenly appeared in the fishing net and kept screaming.

Human beings are so fragile, isn't it just that there are more people suddenly, it's not good to be as calm as her.

"For a while, I think I need an explanation." The minister stood up expressionlessly, picked up the octopus and teleported it back to the hotel he had just found near the Sky Arena.A strong fishy smell greatly reduced the minister's patience, causing him to throw Yijiu directly into the hotel's water glass.

The moment the minister's voice sounded, Yijiu felt that he must have seen heaven.She struggled to adjust the face-up angle in the small cup, and forced to explain: "Sorry, Minister. I got lost in the sea."

"Lost in someone else's fishing net?" The minister poked her on the head once, and poked a nest for her.She really didn't do it on purpose this time.Seeing the minister's half-smile, he wisely didn't refute him for a long time.

"The task this time is very difficult. The memory ball is a special version with the power of the original owner of the memory. It was placed in the archives because of the rare damage characteristics. The information is specially not marked for you. I did not expect that you have not yet Discovered." He was very satisfied with the feel of the shaking octopus under his hand, and he relaxed a lot when he poked it, "Due to the rules of time and space, the same person cannot meet when they appear in the same time and space, even though they are memory balls. Memories, but they can’t coexist, the memory of the original owner in that memory ball may be emptied. I didn’t expect that you didn’t find it either.”

Sure enough, Sanqiu, that bastard, sent her here again for training.

Yijiu tried hard to restrain the extent of her trembling, trying to make the trembling of the cup less obvious. When she felt that she was about to succeed, the minister smiled, and Yijiu trembled even more.

Seeing Yijiu's reaction, the minister put away his smile, picked her up from the cup, put her on the table, and said, "Become a human. Your prototype is too ugly."

It's because you have no aesthetics!

Suddenly being physically attacked, Yijiu clutched her chest and turned into a human form. She didn't forget that her minister didn't like to see her running naked, so she put on a body-transformed bikini and began to cover the clothes she stuffed into the space. "Girls pay more attention." The minister turned his head and refused to look directly at this scene.

"You didn't see Leorio in the hunter exam, right?" the minister said seriously, "Then did Sanqiu tell you that this memory ball belongs to Hisoka, a resident of this world?"

Did you say it?

Yijiu hesitated while shaking his head and nodding.Although I was a little embarrassed, Sanqiu talked too much and she didn't listen to many places.

"Forget it," the minister also saw that he couldn't remember anything for a long time, "If the plot is too different from the original story, then it's probably because Leorio, who was parasitized by the memory ball, secretly ran to meet Hisoka. The character will probably try to fight with himself, and it is reasonable to lose his memory."

Yijiu desperately nodded in agreement with the Minister's words, trying his best to flatter the Minister.

The minister was very satisfied with Yijiu's response, and continued to think while stroking her hair: "In this case, the memory ball will only clear the original owner's memory, and the character ability and original owner's obsession will be preserved, and the memory is still the owner's own. If Suo's personality is gone, then Leorio will probably be in the Sky Arena."

Yijiu clapped with his own hands and invisible tentacles, creating the effect of a small speech.Resisting the urge to throw her out, the minister released her in the bathtub. "I'll leave it to you to find Leorio in the Sky Arena tomorrow morning. I still have things to do and I won't go with you. Be smarter. I'll check your grades." The minister thought for a while and said After a long time, he took it out and occupied the bathtub by himself. He was used to the fishy smell, so he had to wash it quickly.

On the first day of coming to the Sky Arena, one thing I did for a long time was to look at this rather distorted building and sigh for a long time.There are a bunch of weird platforms around here, even their designers dare not design them so casually.

Without the close company of Minister and Sanqiu, she is free.After thinking about it for a long time, I pushed open the gate of the Sky Arena with my head held high. The inside was really lively, and unexpectedly many people lined up to sign up for the competition early in the morning.After looking around the crowd for a long time, I found the most beautiful lady at the counter in a second.

Relying on his excellent cuteness skills, Yijiu won the favor of the young lady and was told that children should not participate in this kind of project.In the end, under Yijiu's insistence, the young lady was very embarrassed to sign up for Yijiu, and by the way, she went through the back door to help Yijiu choose a not particularly fierce opponent.

In the first game, I met a good-looking weak chicken brother and beat him to tears with one trick. The little brother rose to the 50th floor for a long time, and his self-confidence burst.The strength of human beings is nothing more than that, she can easily beat her.After receiving the pitifully small bonus from the younger sister, Yijiu took out the wallet that the minister didn't take away from his pocket this morning and counted it. Now she definitely has enough money.

Feeling very good, Yijiu decisively dedicated his first day in the Sky Arena to the video game city near the Sky Arena. After wasting a day and returning on time when the arena closed, Yijiu, of course, disappeared when he reported to the minister. For this part, in order to prove her efforts, she even praised the fighting level of humans in the arena against her will.

"This is the strongest human being I've ever seen when I grew up. Part of my tentacles were scraped by his fist wind."

Yijiu showed his red tentacles from helping to cheat in the video game city, and the minister pinched the red and swollen part fiercely.After a while, the more expensive one yelled "Awwhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh"

"Who hit you, I'll take revenge for you." The minister took the tentacle close and gently rubbed the red and swollen epidermis twice, his serious look made Yijiu blush.

"Don't worry, I've already called back." The minister cared so much about her that she had the nerve to continue lying.When Yijiu bowed his head and confessed, he perfectly missed the smile of the minister who already knew everything.

The next day, Yijiu was really ready to start playing in the arena honestly. If the minister found out the truth, she would be fine, but she would be a little embarrassed if the minister had such a relationship with her.Thinking about it this way, the minister didn't do anything excessive except beat her up and take her to the management office at the beginning. She was mainly frightened by the callousness of the minister complained by her colleagues.Usually the minister is also very nice to her, he often feeds her snacks, but occasionally trying to put her into the small fish tank is a bit annoying.

So it seems that she is really sorry for the minister.

Feeling guilty towards the minister, Yijiu beat her first opponent today.The big brother who was kicked out by a loli who just hit the chest has already begun to doubt his weight. Worried that Leorie is below the [-]th floor.

In fact, her biggest expectation is to rise up layer by layer, and it is best to become famous more slowly.In order to complete the task, she specially ordered a T-shirt with the words "Where are you, Leorie", but it hasn't arrived yet, and she can get it almost the day after tomorrow.

Do you want to play video games the day after tomorrow?

Thinking of the shooting game that she failed to break the record yesterday for a long time, she felt that this proposal was very good.As for the minister... She believed that the minister would not be cruel to girls.

Well, at least it won't be particularly harsh.

Yijiu, who made up his mind to play the game in a second, took over the bonus from his little sister who didn't know how many times he had turned over today, and bid farewell to Sky Arena, a good place to make money, and turned around to go to the better video game city next door.Although it costs money, it is much more interesting than playing games with a bunch of weak chickens.

Today's video game city is much more lively than yesterday, a large group of people gathered around a row of new machines, chatting without knowing what to say.After a long time, the onlookers who casually pulled out from the outer layer asked what happened in the video game city.

The person who was pulled out was a standard fat house that could be seen at a glance. He was a little angry at first, but his attitude changed 180 degrees when he saw that it was a little lolita who pulled him out with great force.He smiled and told Yijiu that a holographic multiplayer online tactical arena game had just been imported. The simple description is the holographic King of Pesticide Kai, and asked to take a photo of Lori.

Teammates are all randomly matched for a more exciting game experience. You can choose the appearance of the character and your own appearance, and your own appearance will hold the character's weapon.All in all, except that due to the limitation of the number of machines, the possibility of encountering repeated opponents is not small, everything else is good.

Although it's not that she hasn't played holographic games, she hasn't tried moba games yet. After a long time, she agreed to Fat House's request and was photographed, and then excitedly snatched a machine by virtue of her appearance and excellent skills.

The ID is random, and she chose to skip the novice guide and then choose her appearance. After a long time, she chose her own appearance and directly poked to join the battle. She waited patiently for the cutscene CG and then entered the character selection stage.A total of five people gathered in the small square, each with a beam of light, they could hear the sound but couldn't touch each other.

Yijiu has the fastest hand speed. She manipulated the controller and chose the character of an octopus. She looked at the introduction. This is a new character that has been released in the past two days. Strong attack power, suitable for jungle.

After a long time, I took another look at the modeling of this character. It was very similar to her prototype, and she liked it.

and many more……

After a long time, I glanced at the introduction again. This so-called weird monster...couldn't be her own octopus, right?By the way, is she really that ugly?

The countdown to choose a character is over, with the name "Sorrowful and Merry 24", I tried to move it for a long time, and there are tentacles!Tentacles protruding from behind her!Very flexible tentacles!

It's awesome to have tentacles in the game.

Satisfied with his role, Yijiu looked at his teammates, a masked dwarf named "Fu Mei and Shenkeng" who used his appearance as a weapon to use an umbrella, and a character named "Brother's charming facial features are the beginning of your crime" There was a muscular man, one named "Ju Xin Xin" chose a young lady who was trying to molest herself, and another named "Mickey Sauce" chose a lolita who was intoxicated.

I didn't expect that the strong man with the longest name was the most normal.

This teammate doesn't look very reliable.

"Hey, what do you plan to do with two junglers?" The brawny man said unceremoniously, "You two should discuss it yourself. I'll place the order, and hang up when someone comes."

Ms. Dabo also spoke in a rough Chinese accent: "I'm a mid laner. If anyone comes, just hang up."

"I'm going down the road. Does that little sister over there want to follow my brother?" The last little loli spoke with a lewd male voice, and Yijiu quickly shook his head and rejected her.

Only she and the dwarf were left.

"If you are short, you should choose first." Yijiu decided to find a good reason for the short man to speak.Take a look at this skull mask, which is a standard equipment for the second disease. It is normal for a primary school student or a middle school student to appear in the game.

Threatened by the dwarf with the umbrella, Yijiu was stunned, that's right, what could the blue boy who is about the same height as her be if he is not a dwarf?

Today's kids are really angry.

The author has something to say: Yijiu: Dwarf Dwarf Dwarf Dwarf~

Shorty: Preparing to kill someone

I went to watch "Operation Red Sea" with my friends. Whenever there is a dead person, the three of us always take off our glasses neatly (counseling)

Thank you little angel X for the landmine, what? I didn’t read the comments last night after bedtime, and there is no need to spend money. This article is mainly used to prevent breach of contract (cover your face), and the grades are not important_( :з"∠)_