[Comprehensive] Walking on the failed path to save the world

The night before, Bai Lan and Yin Shi had been arguing like crazy until midnight, and they didn't sleep well for a long time.It's inappropriate to say that it was noisy until midnight, to be precise, Bai Lan questioned him unilaterally, and Yin Shi always answered his questions with "oh" and nose-picking.

The two quarreled, and Yijiu Chenggong, who was trying to sleep at the side, was brainwashed by Bailan's laughter and Yinshi's oh. When she woke up in the morning, she wanted to laugh twice before saying a word.

This is simply a mental attack.

Angrily, Yijiu ate two more fried eggs from the hotel buffet, and rushed Yinshi, who was also sleep-deprived, to the agreed accident location.She got up late today, so hurry up just to avoid being late.Although Yijiu tried his best, Yinshi was very uncooperative and had been trying to drag her back to the hotel to catch up on sleep. Even though she used her tentacles to assist (tuo) Yinshi all the way to the destination, they were still late.

Well, half an hour late.

The Pengerlist troupe was already ready, and only one actor was missing.When Yijiu appeared at the intersection, Squalo rushed over and picked her up and rushed to the next venue.Its speed was so fast that Yijiu was forced to quit the show before he had time to show his acting skills.

Euntoki, who had witnessed the whole process of being taken away for a long time, yawned and started walking towards the hotel.

He believes in Yijiu's strength, she must have her own ideas for not struggling so much, whoever is willing to save whoever is willing to save.

He was going back to bed anyway.

Squalo, who was running away, and Gintoki, who hadn't noticed for a long time at all, turned a blind eye to the cooperating performance.Now, their problem is not that the male protagonist cooperates or not, but that the villain cooperates too much.

For a long time, I looked at the detachable flammable and explosive battle field that was just built yesterday. Now it has completely changed, replaced by a sea of ​​fire, and I can vaguely hear the roar of "garbage" and "bang bang" coming from inside. Bang" sound like smashing building materials.She looked at Squalo, who obviously expected this situation, put her on the ground and shouted, "You don't care about the money of the bastard boss, don't you feel bad?" He also rushed into the flames.

Yijiu: ...

Shouldn't we put out the fire first at this time?Or are people in this world not afraid of fire?

Yijiu silently moved away from the battle site, found a cool place and quietly waited for it to burn out.The next person who rushed to the scene was not here to put out the fire. Tsunayoshi Sawada looked at the props in the scene where the fire was ignited, lit the flames and rushed in without saying a word.It wasn't that he said, the props were destroyed before the target of the show came, and this is not a fire drill.

Seeing another spontaneously combusted person, Yijiu's heart remained unmoved and even wanted to laugh.It seems that the ability of people in this world is to be able to control flames. As for Bai Lan, who was so heartbroken by the water jet that day... then who?Does she know it?

It was already noon when the fire was extinguished. Such a large venue was completely empty. The people inside had already come out, namely Xanxus who was in the ice, and the devilish little prince who was restrained and giggling. , Aoyu Squalo who has been roaring with a particularly loud voice... In short, after coming out, the group of people finally calmed down, and the gentle smile of Sawada Tsunayoshi showed a good mental state of everyone being united and working hard together.

"I knew the bastard boss would definitely cause trouble." Squalo took the wet towel handed over by the staff on the side and wiped his face. Ryan let him smash it so much that he lost even the funds for reconstruction, and our assassination team took this job temporarily?"

Listening to other people's routines for a long time, she decided to ignore it. She looked at the Xanxus ice sculpture and forcibly changed the subject: "It's so beautifully frozen, why don't you make an exhibition, maybe you can earn some money."

Varian: ...

They're gonna get smashed when Xanxus comes out, they're gonna be.

Yijiu knocked on the Xanxus ice shell twice. Although it is said to be full of fire elements, it feels almost the same as ordinary ice.What a magical power, not much inferior to her magic.After touching it again for a long time, she felt that magic is better, besides attacking, she can also do housework and so on.

"Ah, now that Hibari-senpai is not here, let's save this ice for Xanxus first." Sawada Tsunayoshi's signature smile of Ozora blinked for a long time, and she couldn't help saying: "Well, maybe I can put this ice Eliminate."

Hearing this sentence, not only Tsuna Ji, but even Li Baoen, who was on the sidelines as a vacation supervisor, became interested.Yijiu, who hadn't attracted so much attention for a long time, trembled, and continued: "Just get rid of the fire element." She closed her eyes and mobilized her magic power, and an ice blue magic circle appeared right above the Xanxus ice sculpture , moving vertically downwards slowly, when passing through the ice of Xanxus, the ice disappeared instantly.

The pattern of the magic circle this time is not as complicated as last time. Li Baoen, who has been observing all the time, can see at a glance that there is a creature with many tentacles in the center. He can't guess what it is, it should be something similar to a totem. .This girl has many secrets.Li Baoen looked at Yijiu who opened his eyes and stared at the magic circle, and began to think about which country this totem would come from.

Yijiu was completely unaware of Li Baoen's conjecture.This time she is purely summoning water elements, so the one in the middle of the magic circle is her self-portrait.She has been staring at the magic circle mainly to appreciate her own masterpieces. It is rare when she simply needs elements, and she has never had a chance to show her self-portraits to everyone.

Their serious expressions must be because her self-portrait is so beautiful.

Yijiu proudly moved down the magic circle and slowed down a bit.

Therefore, because the speed of ice melting was too slow, Xanxus casually sent a flame of anger to Sawada Tsunayoshi, of course, aiming at Sawada Tsunayoshi's head, he was not stupid enough to plan to be sealed in ice again.

"It seems that the way of acting in a script is not feasible. Since we are the villains, it is better for us to go directly." Sawada Tsunayoshi said ignoring Xanxus and the prison temple beside him.And it's a pity that I didn't have the opportunity to play the piano this time.

"What about the monsters?" Rambo asked, still more interested in his monsters.

"There are no monsters." Tsunayoshi Sawada vetoed it with one vote.He is now asking his subordinates to evacuate the people from the hotel, and he has to trouble the illusionist to change the scene outside the window into a destroyed one. The workload is not small, but it can be completed by night.It seemed that they were going to try again tonight.

It was already evening when Yinshi woke up, he called the front desk to try to get a takeaway, but no one answered.He rubbed his messy hair and looked at his watch. It was 10 minutes to six, and he was going to be replaced soon.He slept too much today, and he didn't even get to play two pachinkos.

Really, isn't it just pawning off his rings, electronic equipment and clothes? Bai Lan is too stingy.

I really don’t know what’s so good about this egg ring with wings. Isn’t it embedded with such a big gemstone just to exchange money at critical moments?

Yinshi pushed open the window, trying to breathe the fresh air outside.The scene outside the window was beyond his expectation. It was like the time when the heavenly beings invaded. There were burning buildings everywhere. The tall buildings were directly collapsed to the ground. He could hear the screams from downstairs on the 8th floor. Voice.

Wait, the eighth floor?

Yin Shi closed the window, he must not have woken up yet.The tall buildings have all collapsed, how did he survive on the 8th floor?Don't tell him it's all down to luck, only ghosts will believe it.

As soon as Yinshi returned to the bed, there was a crisp sound from the window, the glass was scattered all over the floor, and a big black and red octopus with a scarred human head stood there waving his tentacles.It was the invasion of heaven and man.Yinshi quickly picked up the pillow closest to him and threw it over. The octopus raised one of his tentacles and fired a shot. The red flame instantly wiped out the bones of the duck down pillow that had been with Yinshi for so long, and it was delayed for a few seconds. Time is enough for him to run to the door of the room in a few steps.

A celestial being with a ranged weapon.It's hard to run this time.

But this time the Heavenly Man... looks really weirdly ugly.

Yinshi tugged on the door twice, but it didn't open. Only when he heard the rattling metal sound did he remember that he had locked the door in the morning.Let alone a sword now, he didn't even have a stick by his side, so he couldn't beat him at all.Tentacle Octopus raised his gun and got closer and closer, Yinshi picked up the wooden clothes hanger from the hotel and slapped it on the tentacles of Tentacle Octopus holding the gun.

From another perspective, Yijiu and a group of people are watching the two people getting closer and closer in the helicopter outside.In order to increase the horror, the illusionist team has done its best.Compared with the cow-patterned monster, which is cute in any way, the Octopus King is obviously more suitable for the task of destroying the world.Most importantly, Xanxus rejected the idea of ​​a cow body.

But the question now is how Xanxus, who plays the king of octopus, should be defeated.

You can't beat a boss twice with its tentacles and it will fall down.

The anger gauge of Xanxus inside is getting higher and higher, and the onlookers outside are getting more and more impatient.Suddenly Bai Lan made a click and transformed.

Onlookers: Get better!

Finally, there is hope of fighting.

Prynne then flapped his wings and threw Xanxus out of the way crashing the helicopter.

Onlookers: It's getting better... what a ghost!

Fortunately, everyone who watched the battle was not weak, and jumped out of the plane to continue watching. The remote support illusionist team was the first to ask for support.The guardian of the mist Liudaoku made an emergency rescue, ensuring the stability of the external scene and the image of Xanxus monsters.With a tentacle, Yijiu grabbed the sill of a window that happened to be open in the hotel building and pulled out her phone.

18:01

Bai Lan came out.It doesn't matter if you save the world now.

Over there, Bai Lan has already recognized the person who fought with him. How should I put it, it is very easy to expose the face.It would be different if it was Bai Lan himself. Flying in the air, he looked at Xanxus who was suspended by the flames, and laughed: "How did the Vengley people make themselves look like this?"

Immediately his eyes sharpened, searching for Xanxus' secret.

"Since when did Pengo Lie want to rule the world?"

Xanxus didn't speak, the fact that he was thrown out by Bai Lan made him fight with high spirits, no matter what he wanted to win this fight.Sawada Tsunayoshi had no choice but to come out urgently to smooth things over.Under the cover of Liudao Mukuo's friendship, his head turned into a brownish-yellow octopus, with tentacles scratching around his neck.With this unrecognizable appearance, Sawada Tsunayoshi flew up and announced to Bailan with confidence: "The earth has been occupied by us octopus people, and we need to rely on you to reproduce.

So, while sorry, I regret to tell you that you are going extinct. "

Sure enough, when you recite the second-level lines of words without showing your face...it still makes life unlovable.

Bai Lan laughed with interest and said, "Okay, how about my cooperation with you?"

Not so good, why don't you act according to the script!

The author has something to say: My sister...she will stay for four days, I can only code secretly these days...

By the way, her chemistry is just hopeless.

The next big question, one of which is to write the equation of the reaction between NaOH and HS to form salt and water. The salt of others is written as SOH. At that moment, I really thought she was teasing me.Until I saw the reaction between ferrous sulfide and dilute sulfuric acid, it was correct to generate hydrosulfuric acid and ferrous sulfate. My sister wrote that dilute sulfuric acid and ferrous sulfide were generated...

It's a good thing that she doesn't have a good level of chemistry. Now I'm going to make up for her from the most basic (cover her face).

However, at least it is better than last summer vacation, and this year at least I know that I have learned it, and I am really moved.