[Comprehensive] Walking on the failed path to save the world

After a long time, he was finally beaten by the minister.

After all, the minister was the strongest in the firm before he became a minister. Of course, his temper was also the worst in the firm, but no one dared to speak out against him.

Feeling aggrieved by being beaten for no reason, Yijiu slowly climbed out of the water and turned into a human form.She squatted on the ground and looked at the minister in a daze. The minister, who was still a little angry, lost his temper by her.With the minister's current mood, he didn't even want to sigh.

Mingming is born with strong mental power and is good at spiritual magic, and his skills in the water system are not low, and he has excellent self-protection ability. It can be said that he was sent by heaven to eat the rice of their management office.Why is it just a silly white sweet with weird setting flaws?

But the minister's paralyzed face concealed all his thoughts.He bent down, stretched out his hand to stroke two handfuls of Yijiu's hair like a dog, took out a new communicator from his pocket, and clacked it on Yijiu's neck.The dog collar style was kindly provided by Sanqiu. Although it is a little bit of a bad taste, I have to say that it is quite suitable for her.

It's a pity that normal people can't see it.

"Ahem, anyway, it's inappropriate for Bailan to stay here." The minister watched Yijiu try to pull the collar off and the bell on the collar kept ringing and coughed twice, and Yijiu looked at him first, "I This time I came here to change him to the next world, and if he stays here, sooner or later, this world will collapse."

"And, that world needs Bailan."

Yijiu has absolutely no right to refute.

Neither did Bai Lan, the person involved.

He doesn't know much about parallel space yet.The first time he met Bai Lan, the other party tried to take him to another world forcibly. If he hadn't been hit by a strange sphere temporarily, he might have died.Therefore, he was very disgusted with this kind of forcible taking away.

These two people have no sense of asking for his opinion at all.

He laughed, sure enough, without strength, he would just let others slaughter him.The minister glanced at him, ignored his strange behavior, and continued to explain the specific plan to Yijiu.

"Yijiu, how is your space magic learning?" The minister talked about the arrangement he made for her on the other side for a long time, but he still felt uneasy.

So he specially put Sanqiu there in advance.

After thinking for a long time for two seconds, I shook my head decisively: "It's not particularly good."

Not only is it not particularly good, it is not wronging her to say that it is not particularly good.You must know that when her space magic is transmitted, the whole body often falls apart. This is the meaning of Sanqiu when she goes out on missions-she doesn't want to experiment with her own magic at all.

Based on the minister's understanding of Yijiu, as long as she didn't say yes directly, it must mean something bad.He had anticipated this situation.

"Give me your hand, and I'll take you there."

Just when Yijiu was shocked that the minister would say such a thing because he secretly read her novel when she was not paying attention, the minister added: "Use your tentacles to roll up the mission objectives, and wipe your hands. Clean. If you touch me with your dirty hands, I will lose a tentacle."

So, she can only touch the minister eight times at most?

Counting my tentacles for a long time felt very distressed.

Bai Lan, who was about to turn into an octopus roll, turned green.Not to mention, he wants to become stronger. After becoming stronger, he must first kill the pervert who wants to drag him to the parallel world to lock him up in a small black room, and then beat the two who discussed how to carry him more conveniently. asshole.

Wait, he will have his revenge!

College student Irie Masaichi finally sees his friend Bai Ran again a week after he disappeared.

Dark and thin.

Irie looked at the slightly haggard Bailan with deep emotion.When he stepped forward to give Bai Lan a long-lost reunion hug, Bai Lan pushed him away in shock: "Who are you? If you have something to say, just say it, don't move your hands."

Irie Masaichi's heart was broken.

It's only been a week, Bai Lan seems to be a different person, she doesn't even recognize him as a buddy.What happened to Bai Lan outside!

In just a few seconds, Xiaozheng has already completed the story of Bailan running to a deserted island alone to survive due to too much academic pressure, unfortunately encountering a tsunami and being washed back to the United States.

It's... so pitiful.

Seeing Xiaozheng's tears of sympathy, Yin Shi, who had snatched the right to use his body during the day, tried to redeem what he said just now: "Then, I was joking hahahahahaha, don't you think it's funny hahahahaha."

Irie Masaichi felt more sympathetic to Bai Lan.

Bai Lan...was a very attractive student before, but now he is actually driving himself crazy just to take those few credits.

Thinking about it, Irie patted Gintoki's shoulder who was laughing.

"Hahahaha...haha...haha?" Yinshi stopped laughing and looked at Xiaozheng at a loss.

"Stop laughing if you're not happy. Tell me what's going on." Xiaozheng's sincere expression made Yinshi feel rather embarrassed.

What to do with this kind of essence?

Say your Bai Lan is gone?

Or should you go back and come to me at night?

So the emotional debt of the original owner of the body is the most annoying thing.

Just after completing the admission procedures with the help of Sanqiu and under the supervision of the minister, she saw the annual emotional drama going on here from a distance, she hesitated for a moment, and didn't dare to go over.

Now it's just an emotional entanglement between two men, and her words will only make the plot more confusing.

So, goodbye, silver hour.Bai Lan's emotional life is entrusted to you!

"Ah, little sister over there!" Yijiu's gorgeous turn was stopped before Gintoki called out, "I see your bones are amazing, do you want to have a relationship with me?"

Masaichi Irie:? ? ?

Bai Lan, you have changed!

Wait a minute, Bai Lan's setting seems... quite appropriate?

I don't know if it's suitable or not, but for the sake of being an old friend, Yijiu kicked it decisively.Unexpectedly, Yinshi grabbed her leg instead, and the two of them stood at the main entrance of the teaching building maintaining a weird posture that could be called harmony.Standing next to the two of them and being watched together, Irie Masaichi felt his stomach ache. He persisted for a while and finally couldn't help breaking the stalemate between the two: "Bai Lan, you and this... classmate first chat , I have class to leave first."

"Senior, don't abandon me!" Yijiu's yelling downstairs attracted a large audience, and some people had already raised their mobile phones to tweet.

Irie turned his head tremblingly, his stomach was already going to the sky, but he still had to keep smiling.Otherwise, everyone in the school would know tomorrow that there was such a heartless guy who abandoned elementary school girls in an engineering school with a lot of men.

Seeing that the effect was good, Yijiu seemed to be possessed by a playwright. At that moment, she yelled out the line she had seen most often in the TV series provided by Sanqiu - "I have your child!"

What are these things? !

Irie was finally overwhelmed by the boos of the people around him, and slowly crouched on the ground clutching his aching stomach.The onlookers quickly turned their attention to the heroine, and soon someone noticed Yin Shi who was still holding on for a long time.

"Look at that one over there, that one holding the girl's leg, isn't that the genius senior Bai Lan who often appears on the school's public information board?" "I realized it was really him when you said it. This is the kind of person." "Knowing people, knowing faces but not knowing one's heart..." "..."

Silver Hour: ...

Don't you just look at the one squatting on the ground?This is just an ordinary background board.

The minister who finally came out to settle the chaotic scene came to bid farewell to Yijiu. He stood beside Irie and said, "Sorry, students, this is a play rehearsed by our class for the class party. Please don't upload it casually."

The onlookers, who didn't believe it at all, fell silent for two seconds after seeing his serious expression, and subtly believed it.

"Yes, yes, that's it." Yinshi let go of his legs for a long time, and helped pat her clothes with a bit of a gentleman, "We are performing a movie where a seriously ill brown-red-haired college student falls in love with his color." On the contrary, I forgive the beautiful love story of the sex school girl who finally abandoned the school girl overnight after several twists and turns."

Brown-red-haired college student: ...

Forgive the sex school girl: ...

He took himself out completely!

"That's right, and then I played the role of Forgiving Sexy School Girl who chose to pursue her spare tire Baimao because of a broken relationship. I didn't realize that Baimao is a pervert who loves strong lolita and loves domestic violence and nose-picking. Finally, I found out Forgive me for having a child with brown-red hair. Sei Xuemei broke up with Shi Baimao in front of the teaching building. Shi Baimao disagrees and intends to fight her." Yijiu picked up the topic and forced Yin Shi to add a lot of scenes to try Let him become the representative of the scumbag actor.

The onlookers who believed a little bit: If you believe in you, there will be ghosts.

minister:……

I don't know why, but I think her IQ has risen a bit.

After this battle, the reputations of Bai Lan and Irie Masaichi were completely ruined.On the first day of class, Yijiu was surrounded by a large number of people. From time to time, someone asked her questions like "Are Bailan and Irie Masakazu really like what you said?" For such questions, Yijiu always adhered to the attitude of saying less and making mistakes Answer with a smile.

Bai Lan and Irie Masaichi's reputation got worse.

A few days later, Yijiu heard the news that Masaichi Irie was hospitalized due to stomach discomfort.

As for Bai Lan, I met him once in a while.

Yin Shi, who had never studied engineering, was dying because of the homework assigned to Bai Lan by the professor, so he had to communicate with Bai Lan himself with the help of Yijiu.The vengeful Bai Lan finally succumbed to the fact that this was his future body, and reluctantly reached an agreement with Yinshi that one person would be responsible for part of the homework and change shifts on time at six o'clock. In the end, the two completed a paper of half and half quality on the day the paper was due. .

When I finished writing my paper, I felt like I was going to be bald, even though it was Bai Lan's head.

Naturally, the professor was very dissatisfied with the paper.It is far from Bai Lan's usual level. Half of the writing is very professional, and half of the writing is as if you don't even know what the thesis is.In this way, Bai Lan ushered in the first time he failed a course in four years of university, and it was after he graduated.

By the way, the rumor that Bai Lan was hit because of her nature exposure was confirmed.

Bai Lan, who had graduated for a long time, finally realized the beauty of his college life back then, and... the happiness of being alone in a single room.

Yijiu finally had the opportunity to communicate with Gintoki.After asking Gintoki about her wishes, she helped buy strawberry milk, marshmallows, "Shounen Jump", beautiful girl magazines, and... 18X movies.

After buying porn, Yijiu finally couldn't stand it anymore.She could see that Yinshi was probably teasing her.

"What exactly is your wish?"

After being shaken wildly by Yijiu's collar, Yinshi couldn't help spraying strawberry milk all over her face.

For a long time, I wanted to destroy the corpse.

Memory balls will come out after people die.

Seeing that Yijiu's expression was wrong, Yinshi wiped her face with the hem of her coat, and said very calmly: "I said it before, I hope for world peace."

World peace your sister!

If you die, the world will be peaceful!