[Comprehensive] Walking on the failed path to save the world

"However, Bailan doesn't seem to be interested in Pengo Lie these days. Today he also said that men have a few days every month, and specially gave everyone except Secretary Leo a vacation."

Still a male voice.However, this time the mission objective is mentioned.

After a long time, I couldn't help getting closer, and my small eyes kept glancing at the next table.

Whoops, that man actually groped little Lolita's head? !Dead pervert!

"So, Bai Lan won't be schizophrenic?"

The man who accompanied Loli out to play touched Loli's head, the more he thought about it, the more he felt like it.

According to this line of thinking, it is not impossible for Bai Lan to manage a family at a young age, and the pressure is too great, so it is not impossible for her to develop a decadent uncle's ideal personality due to schizophrenia.

Moreover, in the past few days, he said during the day that he would build a factory specializing in the production of strawberry milk flavored marshmallows, and turn the Mirufiore family into the largest supplier of marshmallows. The setting of the mafia and then rule the world is not unreasonable...

boom!

Yijiu, who thought it was the two talking too softly, fell to the ground with too much force.The man withdrew his hand all of a sudden, looked down at Yijiu who happened to be lying at his feet in a lying position, and Yijiu couldn't help but return him a smirk with the attitude towards the minister.

Overheard spy?

No wonder her reaction just now was not right.It must have come from a small family, and no more formal family would have such... spies.

"I'm sorry, but I can only trouble you to come with us. The internal affairs of the Mirufiore family cannot be known to others yet."

Yijiu:? ? ?

Humans are so enthusiastic? !

That got her close to the target?

Although it was not the first time to approach the target, Yijiu was still very nervous.If anyone can see her tentacles, they will find that her tentacles have been thrown like a windmill. After all, this is not an ordinary approach to the target, this is a legendary reunion.

If it was the guy she thought of, he would be very enthusiastic after seeing her.

Yijiu blushed suspiciously in the small black room waiting for the mission target to appear.

However, 10 minutes passed and nothing happened.

Because all members of Mirufiore were on vacation, the interrogation work was postponed until tomorrow.

But I couldn't wait for a long time. After a long time without human sound, she used the mucus from her tentacles to paste the camera tightly, and turned into an octopus and got out through the crack of the door.

Fortunately, although Bai Lan is now labeled as schizophrenic, he still works very hard.

Now that the doorman is on vacation, he is still drinking strawberry milk in the office and flipping through the "Juvenile Jump" that Leo bought specially for him.

Liu Daoku was terrified by this incident, he really couldn't understand Bai Lan now.The question of whether Bai Lan knew he was an undercover agent had always troubled Liu Dao Mu, and he succeeded in getting two dark circles on his face.

Say you don’t know, then why is he working when everyone is on vacation; say you know, Bai Lan handed over all the important documents to him for review, and often gave him some weird-smelling cotton candy.

Depression made Liu Dao Mu feel that he was losing more hair every morning. If this continues, sooner or later his cool hairstyle will not be able to maintain.

Liu Daoku hadn't figured out how to add trouble to Bai Lan, and was going to carry out the task assigned by Bai Lan.

A box of strawberry milk a day, why not drink it to death.

With a vicious curse, Liu Dao Mu encountered an... octopus in the tunnel?

He looked at the octopus up and down, it was green and oily, and there were two tumors on the back, which can be described in one word as ugly.It should not be someone's box weapon when it grows like this. Using this thing as a box weapon is probably not aesthetically pleasing.

Become a prototype and forcibly use spiritual magic to read minds and then come to touch the porcelain octopus for a long time: angry pufferfish.jpg

What the hell did the baby do wrong You made an octopus attack on the baby as soon as you met him? ? ?

Also, that's not a sarcoid that's a wing!The wings have not yet developed!wing!

That was proof of her lineage.

After the meeting, the favorability of both parties was -10. Liu Daomu tried to go around Yijiu, and when he passed by, Yijiu climbed up his trouser legs and printed two mucus marks on his face.

Liu Daoshou's favorability degree -100, and the vendetta mode is turned on.

For a long time, he didn't love to fight at all, leaving Liu Dao Mu at the side, activated the concealment magic and ran away from him.This person's spirit is stronger than she imagined, and her memory reading encountered a barrier at the beginning, and it is likely that he has practiced spiritually.But she already got what she wanted - Bai Lan's office position, get it!

Mission target, wait for her, she will come soon~

The door of Bailan's office was half-opened, so Yijiu changed into a human form and unceremoniously pushed the door open.She had to move faster, tonight was her day in the water, and she could hardly bear the life on the shore.

Inside the door, Bai Lan was lying on the sofa, watching "Youth Jump" while buttoning his booger in a very lazy posture. After watching it for a long time, he greeted very naturally: "Yo!"

Then it was gone, he continued to watch "JUMP", stood at the door for a long time, and finally asked in a low voice: "Dingchun?"

"What Dingchun, Yinsang, why am I so handsome... Wait, why are you here for a long time?!" Seems to have finally realized something, Bai Lan, it shouldn't be Sakata Yinshi, sat up like a corpse, "Aren't you Did Dingchun eat it? We searched through Dingchun's poop for a long time but still haven't found your body..."

Seeing Yijiu's darkened face, Gintoki wisely didn't continue.As for alien creatures, it is understandable that they have special abilities.

After holding back for a long time, I still couldn't hold back, pointing at him and questioning: "Why is you the protagonist of that world, isn't it Dingchun?"

"Yin-sang, I was the main character. Normal people wouldn't read manga with an oversized dog as the main character. Maybe Dingchun ran away with the little bitch on the side of the road while drawing the manga for a second." Chung has turned into a pornographic cartoon, and the scene where the dog fucks will definitely lose fans..." Thanks to Yinshi's efforts, Bai Lan's nostrils ushered in its cleanest glory period.Yinshi can't deduct anything anymore, he is mainly posing now to reflect his aura of a middle-aged uncle.

Yijiu was convinced by Yinshi's logic.

Obviously Sanqiu told her that the guy with the most dazzling white hair was the target... Thinking of Yinshi's white hair, Yijiu seemed to understand the cause of her death in the first experience of the mission.

So she made a serious note to Sanqiu in her heart.If that guy hadn't gone to the alien prince's house for a better living environment, she wouldn't be so wrong.Look, this mission went much smoother without him.

"So, do you have any wish to fulfill now?" When Yijiu leaned closer to the sofa and looked at Yin at the same level, "You should know that you don't belong here."

Yinshi put down his nostril-picking hand, flicked his fingertips, and lay back on the sofa at once, looking at the ceiling with a pair of eyes that he had turned into dead fish eyes: "I know, this is not my world. I have seen The younger generation of this manga started serializing a little later than us. We don’t appear in "JUMP" here, so I feel really old."

"So, what is the wish?" Yijiu's tentacles hit Yinshi's face with a "slap".She didn't understand what this guy was depressed about, as long as he was alive and happy.

"I don't know." Yinshi wiped a handful of mucus from his face in disgust, "Your secretion is really disgusting."

Do you think you are burning energy?

After a long slap, he gave him a face of mucus again.Yinshi covered his face and shouted symbolically twice, thought for a while and said, "Maybe it means that "Gintama" will never end?"

"Okay, let's go to Japan now!" Yijiu used a tentacle to fix Yinshi and left Bailan's base with his screams.

The sea, here she comes!

Carrying a box of strawberry milk back to the base after hard work, the illusionist Liu Dao Mukui felt that he had become stronger and threw the strawberry milk to the ground angrily as the base collapsed in front of him.

Spicy chicken Bailan, trick him again!

After Yijiu was stopped by the sea, she watched the young man in black suit take two quick steps back.

The expressionless face of the black-haired, black-eyed young man suddenly reminded her of the predators on the bottom of the sea, the kind of aura that always showed only one face and waited for the small fish passing by unintentionally.But obviously, this person's face value is higher.

It's over, she's delusional, how could there be a minister by the seaside in this small world hahahaha...

"Hello, Minister!" Yijiu bowed decisively at ninety degrees, and by the way, Yinshi, who had successfully fallen into a coma because he bumped into a lot of messy things while walking in a straight line, fell to the ground with his head upside down.In fact, along the way, in order to retaliate against him for wearing small shoes for her in the previous mission, Yijiu also included a lot of private goods, such as the tentacles that hit him twice on the head from time to time.

It doesn't matter, anyway, even if an arm is missing, it can be cured with enhanced minor injury treatment.

Seeing the miserable state of the mission target, the minister was silent for a long time before speaking: "Yi Jiu, you should cure the mission target first."

"Okay, Minister." Yijiu obediently squatted down and used minor injury treatment on the target, and soon the target's body was completely gone.If it weren't for the dusty and sticky clothes, Bai Lan would be completely different.

"Minister, that..." Yijiu suddenly changed back to the original, she tried her best to stretch out her tentacles and pulled the sleeve of the minister's suit, trying to arouse the minister's sympathy, "I have no magic power."

minister:……

"Go."

So, why did he think this octopus was a good seed back then?

Looking at the proof that he had wandered off for a while, the minister couldn't help rubbing his brows: "Yijiu, do you think I just came to see you?"

Yijiu couldn't wait to dive into the sea, and seeing the minister's mouth seemed to move, she stretched out her head and looked at him suspiciously, not knowing why.

Looking at the small eyes of the ugly octopus trying to emit doubtful light, the minister sighed and looked away, no longer trying to communicate with her, and went directly to the topic: "Yijiu, this mission is different from last time. You must As soon as possible."

Yijiu: Be cute.jpg

"This time things are a bit complicated. Originally, Bai Lan in this world should have died, but the memory ball kept him alive and caused problems in another world at the same time."

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"In this world, Bai Lan's idea of ​​destroying the world has disappeared, and the world line is still stable; Bai Lan, who replaced him in the world where he died, was a top student. He should have made some achievements in technology at this time, so his disappearance made that world There are already signs of collapse."

The minister looked at Yijiu trying to show her serious eyes, and suddenly asked, "Yijiu, did you hear what I said?"

Yijiu: Be cute.jpg

minister:……

It seems that they didn't listen.

What did he pick up at the beginning?

The author has something to say: the normal mode has a time limit~

In Yijiu's heart, everyone has their own representative fish, and the minister's representative fish is the spotted starfish.

This kind of fish is really ugly, especially the close-up black and white photo after zooming in...