Cat's house travels through the notebook of the Three Kingdoms Chapter: Academy Green Onion

Tangmao got a fan from the old cat, explained the size according to the appearance, and asked Du Liniang to make a Mulan fan, so that she could carry out her plan of skinning dinosaurs.

That's right, you don't have dizziness, you are just a Mulan fan, the kind that you can see a group of aunts dancing in the park every morning.

If you want to make money in a brothel where droughts and floods are guaranteed, in this world where the entertainment season is poor, besides singing, you have to dance.Those who know the current affairs are Junjie, and Mao’s whole family are Junjie. Tangmao knows very well that in this era when the official language is Luoyang dialect, when singing pop songs in Mandarin or Cantonese, the ancients around him fell to the ground with a look of hell Liao sighed: "Ah, what a fairy tale!" The possibility of this situation is as great as the possibility that after transfusion of 800cc type B blood to a type A patient who has lost too much blood, the person is not dead but is alive and kicking. (It’s hard work to see it in one breath)

Even if Tangmao really can't think about it one day, and wants to introduce Latin dance waltz hiphop and the like across the ages, even if the muscles are wrong and cancan dance, the most basic medical common sense tells her that even if the matching organs are in the After the transplant, she still needs to use anti-rejection drugs all the time, not to mention this kind of rough surgery that has not been tested in advance and does not conform to her aesthetics (ah bah, she can't be influenced by the old cat).

Originally, after Du Liniang explained Tangmao's intentions to Lai Yinger, Lai Yinger looked in disbelief.In Lai Yinger's eyes, how could this little boy with yellow hair around his mouth be able to provide her with any useful advice on dancing?

However, after seeing the novel mechanism that Tangmao showed her—actually the old cat’s folding fan, and then listening to Tangmao’s plan, her beautiful eyes lit up immediately, and she looked at the "little boy" in front of her. "It also became very pleasing to the eye, "Little brother, what's your name? Sister will accompany you tonight?"

Molested!She was actually molested by a mother!Tangmao secretly wiped her sweat. She is not interested in GL. She laughed a few times and said, "Well, my name is Li Taibai, but this matter is not important. The key is that we need to discuss it. The problem……"

In terms of bargaining, Tangmao's skills are as profound as her skills in animal anatomy. It's nothing to use a kitchen knife. As a cat from the 21st century, Tangmao must use a more powerful cat. for advanced techniques.It just fits the name of her sword, "I didn't discuss it with you", and she lifted the knife with her hand and dropped it, peeling the skin and cramping, clean and neat.Lai Yinger is the number one here, and the purpose of Qingjin Tower is to collect intelligence first. Du Liniang does not blindly exploit her subordinates.

After the business was settled, Tangmao's mood improved. When she raised her head, she saw Yuan Xiyi standing aside with the sunny and healing smile of the innocent heroine in the comics of a century girl. What's the fun?"

Yuan Xi pointed in the direction of the old cat: "Qiqing asked me to come and help, saying that you want to play the sunset flute and drum here?"

When did you start working as a musician part-time?Sugar Cat's eyes clearly expressed such a meaning.Then he turned to the direction of the old cat, and saw her gesturing to open the fan casually, blinked her eyes, knowing that she completely understood what she meant, the sunset flute and drum should be another name for the spring river flower moon night.However, if I remember correctly, it was a pipa song.

After thinking about it, there was no big problem, Tangmao reluctantly agreed to Yuan Xi's request to help. "No matter what, let's read it first and then talk about it." Originally, this was not something that violated the customs of this world, and it didn't seem to matter.Tangmao is very glad that he didn't imitate the Confucian scholars here. His long robe was dragged to the ground, and the toe caps were turned up to prevent himself from stepping on the front of the clothes. Can't do it.With more complicated movements, she was ready to be tripped and die.

The Guqin version of the Spring River Flower and Moonlight Night slowly played, and Tang Mao tried to open and close the fan in his hand. The handle of the fan was abnormally smooth due to the long-term use of the owner.Although it is more than a point or two worse than that fan, it's better to make do with it now.

This is a combination of dance and martial arts, with ups and downs, hardness and softness, accompanied by the sound of the zither, starting from the dragon raising its head, the dragon flying and the phoenix dancing, and the swallow exploring the sea... Each movement is like opening another in front of everyone's eyes. The curtain of the world.The Goddess waved her fan, turning the clouds to see the sun, and the colorful clouds floated. Normally, the old cat showed a cosy and romantic fan, but at this moment, in the sugar cat's hands, she unexpectedly showed a trace of charm.It should be fortunate that due to time constraints, there is no such erratic fan, otherwise it would be a complete mess.

Cough, the old cat saw something strange in this movement, covered his mouth and didn't laugh out loud, "Feiyan fluttering butterfly" couldn't bend down, obviously because he was wearing bamboo armor for self-defense.

"What are you laughing at?" Sima Yi, who had just finished working as a coolie, was unavoidably upset when he saw the old cat's expression, but looking at the direction of the old cat's eyes, it seemed that this was not the case at all.

"Well, nothing." The old cat smiled and shook his head.

Rubbing his sore arm, Sima Yi asked, "Xiaotang, did she learn to dance before?" It seemed that he had approved Yuan Xi's guess.

"This is not a dance, it's for exercising (Auntie's exercise), but Tang is the real one out of a thousand, and she is in charge of displaying..." The old cat is vague at every turn, so don't tell Sima Yi that in fact, this thing is usually used by aunts and sister-in-laws Come to exercise.

"Old cat, you will too?"

"This, it should be considered... ahaha..."

On the other side, Tangmao's movements still didn't stop, just like the conditioned reflex caused by long-term radio exercises, once he started, he always felt uncomfortable if he didn't finish all of them.The rain hits the cherry blossoms, pushes the window to look at the moon, rolls up the beaded curtain, and sits on the lotus with the clouds. Although the life-saving equipment affects the movements, the essential difference between her and the old cat lies in her hands-on ability.Known for its beauty, the Mulan Fan, which is the director of various genres, was finally completed by Sugar Cat.

Except for the last closing style that makes people feel a little weird, the others can be said to be perfect. The Mulan Fan, which has inherited many folk dance movements, is just right for this era.

The eyes of Du Liniang and Lai Yinger are now full of admiration. This half step ahead of the times is a pioneer, and half a step ahead is a martyr.Judging the situation has always been the specialty of the cat family. Since the two have the same origin, the chance of rejection is minimized.

"Mr. Li," now Lai Ying'er can no longer see the frivolous attitude between the two, and she can see the joy of her comrades in her eyes, "I don't know what the name of this dance is?"

The Mulan fan that Tangmao almost blurted out was swallowed back into her throat by her. How should she explain the word Mulan?Wait, it seems, there is another theory.

"Cranes dancing in the sky!"

"Cranes dancing in the sky."

The one who said the name of this set of single-fan routines in unison with Tangmao was the old cat who walked over at some time, handed over the fruits of Sima Yi's labor to Du Liniang, said in a low voice to follow the old rules, and walked over .With a heavy face, he patted Tangmao and said, "Thank you for your hard work."

Tangmao remembered the painful situation when he bent down before, and his face turned black. Next time, he must think about how to improve this. Life-saving is important, but this bamboo basket can't affect his actions.

"I didn't expect Mr. Li's dance skills to be so exquisite, I admire it." Lai Yinger also put down her airs at this time, and her attitude was much better than before.

Sima Yi and Yuan Xi also gathered around at this moment, full of praise, they almost couldn't say what they said about leaving the hall and entering the kitchen.A group of people just spouted praises there, saying anything that would make Qiuci (Yin Qiuci) more beautiful than before.

The current sugar cat has black lines all over its head, and crows keep flying over its head, calling out the situation of idiot, idiot.Originally, she only planned to skin the female dinosaur. She has no interest in the string of long and smelly titles, or something like a smile that captivates the city, in her mind. In the eyes, it is better to directly put some bacteria named charcoal x, for example, to have faster results.

Du Liniang's sudden whisper diverted everyone's attention, "Who on the riverside sees the moon for the first time? When did the river moon shine on people? Life is endless, and the river moon is only similar year after year. Good poem! Mr. Liu, come out In a few months, the land of the Central Plains has known your son’s literary name!"

"Miss Du, look carefully. This "Moonlight Night on the Spring River" is not written by me, but Zhang Ruoxu's masterpiece." Within the scope of his ability, Lao Mao always puts the original author's name on those masterpieces as much as possible, It can be regarded as a small persistence.After thousands of years of practice, he has just left his name in history. It is not a problem to borrow to tide over the difficulties and make some small money. It is a bit too much to insist on putting his own name on it.

At this time, other people in the room also gathered together to pay their respects to this poem "a single poem covers the whole Tang Dynasty".

Tangmao took the opportunity to take a breath and gave the old cat a grateful look. As expected of his boss, he knew how to save the cat in dire straits.

As modern Chinese students, the two cats understand better than anyone else the principle of keeping a low profile, and the principle of being big and attracting attention is not something everyone can understand, and not everyone can do it.As long as they earn enough money in a low-key manner and find their way home, nothing else matters.It is famous all over the world, and everyone admires this kind of thing, so let's leave it to the unbeatable Xiaoqiang like the Daughter of the Nile River.

"Where is Zhang Ruoxu from? Why has someone never heard of it?" The more Sima Yi thought about it, the more suspicious he became. If such a masterpiece, according to what Lao Mao said, could become a ditty and it's the Jizhou version, it doesn't make sense that this name would be unheard of.What's more, in this precarious and chaotic world, how could someone sing the tunes of prosperity and prosperity everywhere?

"The tide of the spring river connects with the sea level, and the bright moon on the sea rises together with the tide. The twinkling waves follow the waves for thousands of miles, and where there is no moonlight on the spring river." After groaning in a low voice, Lai Yinger's face was intoxicated, "I don't know if my family is lucky enough to get to know this Mr. Zhang."

"Judging from this verse, most of them are from Yangzhou (Note: This is one of the thirteen states in the Eastern Han Dynasty, including Jiangsu, Anhui, Jiangxi, Zhejiang, Fujian and other provinces in the vast area north of the Huai River, the Yellow Sea, and the Yangtze River.) Clan." Yuan Xi didn't know when he appeared.In this era, there is only one "river", and that is the Yangtze River, just as "river" is the Yellow River.If there are rivers and tides, it must be Yangzhou.Both cats speak Mandarin with a southern accent, which can be distinguished by listening carefully.Zhang Ruoxu, this kind of name sounds like a fake name, probably like that Liu Sanbian, it's just a name used by the old cat in front of him to deceive people.

This is how the misunderstanding arises.

As soon as the old cat saw that the spearhead was pointed at him, how could he be willing to suffer this immediate loss, pointing to Tangmao and said, "Tang...cough, Taibai was with me at the time, so I can testify." Then, he turned to Du Liniang, "Miss Du, my servant I have something else to ask you for advice, let’s talk about it.”

The unscrupulous old cat ran away. Before leaving, he made a glass mouth shape, and persuaded the sugar cat to stay to face this complicated environment. He also explained that Zhang Ruoxu was almost close to leaving the two worlds. The living conditions of people for thousands of years.What's more, there are only two of Ruoxu's Tang poems left, except for his hometown of Yangzhou, there is no record of the words.

Fortunately, to deal with this kind of cultural difference caused by the generation gap, when I faced Zhou Yu before, I was very familiar with it, but now I try to make it up, Tangmao does not have the slightest phenomenon of panic and shortness of breath. After several times of covering up, I finally fooled it .But since the protagonist of the conversation is no longer there, the topic will return to the previous "Crane Dance Nine Heavens".Sugar Cat felt like digging his own grave.

This Mulan fan is originally a martial arts routine, and it is a genuine Shanghai original. In addition to being the crystallization of wisdom after nearly 2000 years, it is also better than this folding fan. It is an unprecedented mechanism. In the original history, it was in the Tang and Song Dynasties The tribute of the Wa country is now out in advance, which is refreshing.

In addition to once again expressing her admiration (Tangmao Khan), Lai Yinger mainly focused on discussing this adaptation with Tangmao. After all, this is a dance and music program to be performed at the banquet, not a school sports meeting. The group gymnastics in the school is not a problem that can be solved by everyone neatly forming a square formation and exercising together.After the two parties came together, they decided to make an appointment to continue the course. Tang Mao asked himself that he didn't have the advanced talent to draw dance scores, so he agreed.

However, Yuan Xi, who didn't know what he understood, became serious at this moment.

The author has something to say: Mulan fan is probably one of the most acceptable modern dances by ancient people.

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