Cat's house travels through the notebook of the Three Kingdoms Chapter: Academy Green Onion

"Miss Ying'er wants to see him!?" Yuan Xi and Sima Yi asked in unison.The former also exaggeratedly stretched out his finger and pointed at the old cat.

"Hmph~? Do you have any opinions?" With a raised nasal voice, the old cat narrowed its eyes slightly and glanced at the two fussing male creatures.

"No." Sima Yi smiled and shook his head.

"So what! Why did Miss Ying'er fall in love with a yellow-haired boy like you!" Yuan Xi scratched his head, his face full of disbelief.Even if he asked to see Lai Yinger in his capacity, it would take a lot of trouble, but now that she actually offered to see Lao Mao, he began to suspect that the sun actually rises from the west today.

On the other side, Sima Yi quietly greeted Tang Mao: "Old Mao, is he a regular visitor here?" Otherwise, how could he be so familiar with Du Liniang.I don't know which parents are so open, but they brought here to eat meat at such a young age.

Sugar Cat responded with an equally profound smile, "We never said it was the first time."

"We... us?" Sima Yi turned his head stiffly, looking at Yuan Xi with erratic and pitying eyes.

"Cut—she said that she must see you if I see you?" Lao Mao raised her eyebrows, with a disapproving expression on her face, making such a fuss about such things, Yuan Xi, you have never seen the world.Well, maybe it is also possible that Yinger is a dinosaur.

"Old cat!" Tang Mao tugged at Lao Mao's sleeves to prevent her from complaining more excessively. No matter how upset she is, the basic principle of making money with kindness must be followed, even if it is a dinosaur or a crocodile. When it is delivered to your door, you have to peel off at least one layer of skin before putting it back.

"What's the matter?" The old cat tilted its head and listened to the opinions of its companions. Then, it opened the folding fan and said quietly: "What if she looks too dedicated and affects my appetite?" In my eyes, people can only be divided into two types, those that affect appetite, and those that don't.

"Just treat her as a ticket."

The most natural communication has inadvertently divided two worlds, and the intimacy of the two cats makes people feel completely unable to intervene.At the same time, a heavy haze appeared in Yuan Xi's eyes.

With a bang, the door was opened, surrounded by a gust of fragrant wind, and a red figure rushed in, holding a pipa in his hand. Due to factors such as the average height of the ecological environment of this era, he was actually taller than a sugar cat. shorter.

Judging from the skin, musculoskeletal and body structure, Yinger looks about eighteen or nineteen years old at most. Because she is engaged in a special industry, the secretion of estrogen in her body has been maintained at a peak state, even at the same age. People in society are always two or three years older than the good babies who stay in the ivory tower.The above is the basic judgment made by Sugar Cat.

Raising her head, she looked to both sides, and after realizing that there was an acquaintance on one side, she turned to the direction of the two cats, "Which one of you, Liu Sanbian?"

The old cat lazily raised a paw, "In a sense, it's right here."

"How could it be you?" This is Lai Yinger.

"You...you are actually Liu Sanbian?!"

"You're the Liu Sanbian who 'the belt is getting wider and you don't regret it, and you're haggard because of Yixiao'?!"

Hey, the two in the back, the one whose jaw fell off, hurry up and pick it up!

In the eyes of outsiders, this Liu Sanbian can be regarded as the most famous but most mysterious figure in Jiaofang. Whether it is "Yangliuan, the dawn wind and the moon" or the phrase "The belt is getting wider and I will never regret it", making Wuyue Directly get rid of the shackles of "Poetry", but will not degenerate into the state of the "bright color" minor key.It portrays the love between men and women in detail without being explicit or inappropriate.All of a sudden, there was a scene that "everyone who has well water to drink can sing Liuci".However, his lyrics are always sung first in the Qingjin Tower, but the regular visitors here have never seen this poet, and there are also impostors who pretend to be fake, but they all lack the lingering taste.

I thought that someone who could write such a superb thing must be a veteran in the field of love, a romantic talent, who would have thought that it would be this gentle and harmless 13-year-old boy in front of him.

"Don't you all use your real names, Zhongda, when you come here?" The old cat's tone was extremely innocent.

Tangmao covered her face, patted the old cat on the shoulder, and explained: "She means that if the master finds out, there will be no problem?"

"What are you afraid of? Kong Rong in their academy is the servant of the proprietress. He usually looks like a serious Taoist, but Boss Du ignores him and keeps stalking him." She is a prostitute, she is unspeakably bold when it comes to this kind of thing.

Tangmao glanced at Yuan Xi, whose expression was both funny and embarrassed at the moment, and a suspicion floated in his heart: "Yuan Xianyi, it's not because you guys broke Kong Rong's good thing here, so he keeps finding fault with excuses, right?" And the cats are actually implicated by you?

"Ahaha, is this called no coincidence, no book." Yuan Xi slapped his head up to the sky, acquiescing to the fact that the two cats were implicated.

This can finally explain why Sima Yi and Yuan Xi treat Kong Rong with such disdain in this era of respecting teachers.

"Miss Ying'er, may I ask why you want to see Liu Sanbian?" Relying on his cute and honest skin, Tangmao decided to see what's good to scratch before the old cat cut off his money by his temper.

For the sake of Tangmao, Lai Yinger readily stated the reason: "I want him to fill in a new line for me to arrange a new dance music."

"Oh? Miss, do you know the price of writing lyrics?" Lao Mao shook his fan and looked at Lai Ying'er with a smile, but the smile didn't reach his eyes.The opening and closing rhythm of the fan is just like the mood of its owner.

Lai Yinger sized up the old cat for a while, "The big deal is that I will suffer a little bit, so I just want to stay with you for a night!" Chunxiao is worth a thousand gold at a moment, and the night of Lai Yinger, the top card in Qingjinlou, is of course worthy of the name, and the premise is that she wants to spend a night with you. Just look pleasing to the eye.If it is really a boy of this age, it is indeed a price that is hard to refuse.

After hearing her "genius" price tag, Tangmao was the first to burst out laughing, and didn't make much comment. She just patted the old cat with her paw to express her sympathy. Here, no matter how you look at it, there is a taste of gloating.

Yuan Xi whistled, "Qi Qing, you are very welcome."

Sima Yi, who had been watching the play, also spoke at this time, "It's really a waste of youth, Qi Qing."

One or two, both just wanted to watch a good show, the old cat twitched, and then barely recovered its normal appearance, coughing lightly, "It's a great honor to be favored by the girl. It's a pity that Qi Dafei," the old cat shook Shaking his head, he specially read the accent on the big character, and continued, "Besides, I'm a layman, and I appreciate the Golden House more than Yan Ruyu. So, the girl's kindness is appreciated, and I should invite Miss Du to discuss the specific matters." Or - if you have private money, you can also pay separately?"

At first glance, the answer seems to be completely innocuous, but it conceals the fact that it is not beautiful at all: even if you want to post back, this cat will still think that you are an old cow and eat young grass, and it is clear that you took advantage of it.Besides, with your beauty, I still think Piao Piao is cuter.

Tangmao, who understood, covered her mouth secretly, and managed not to laugh out loud. Apart from dealing with things that fall into her sphere of influence, the old cat's personality can be said to be quite bad.So he ordered the maid who was serving on the side to invite Du Liniang, and after all, he had to do it himself to discuss the price.

Today I didn't plan to discuss business, and the two cats didn't prepare any new words, but now Lai Yinger proposed to make a new program, which made Tangmao figure out some tricks.When Du Liniang came in with the maid, she went up to greet her, pulled her aside, and began to discuss something in a low voice.After a while of whispering, Du Liniang nodded repeatedly, and then told the servants to prepare something.

Then, I saw Tangmao rushing towards the old cat, spreading its paws, "Old cat, hand over your fan!"

The old cat handed it over and said casually: "Remember to leave a whole body for this cat."

"Do you think Meow Meow is you?" Tang Mao's veins twitched.

"Old cat, what exactly does Xiao Tang want to do?" Seeing Tang Mao's busy figure, Yuan Xi rarely let go of the vague hostility he had always had, and asked.

"..." The old cat pondered for a while with a serious face, and said three words in a very serious manner, "I don't know." Then, it was no surprise to see the two fell down.

"Old cat, are you very familiar with Ms. Du?" This time it was Sima Yi who was very curious about us.

"I've only seen it twice." Suddenly, the old cat suddenly realized, and raised his head, which had been busy eating Qingjinlou's side dishes, and asked, "How can you play er... the setting sun?"

"We all know this, what do you want to do?" Yuan Xi replied bluntly.

The old cat raised his chin in the direction of Tangmao, and said, "Of course I went to help. Since everyone is here, there is no reason to watch a white play." If you want to watch a play, you have to pay some ticket money anyway.After thinking for a while, he added: "Leave one Bangben cat who can speak Jizhou dialect, and just go with one for playing the piano."

Yuan Xi and Sima Yi exchanged glances, and finally decided that Yuan Xi would do the knife himself and be in charge of playing the piano.A gentleman needs to be proficient in the six arts, and "music" is also one of them. Compared with the sugar cat who already has some roots, the old cat is under the compulsory "music influence" of Zhou Yu for two months. I memorized the fingerings of the guqin with my excellent memory, but it was pure daydream if I wanted to pop up any thoughts and feelings.Luckily, this sunset Xiaogu is a famous song in Jiaofang. Although it was popular in the Tang Dynasty, there is already a music score. It is not uncommon for one or two children from aristocratic families to be able to play it. (Note: Sunset Xiaogu, also known as Chunjiang Huayueye, is a repertoire of the Tang Dynasty Jiaofang. It is said that it was composed by Chen Houzhu or Sui Yangdi. I know, playing the pipa is a woman's patent.)

The old cat was not very polite at the moment, and ordered Du Liniang's men to fetch pens and ink. She had already guessed Tang Mao's purpose, and now she was going to do both. "So, Zhongda, I'm sorry to trouble you." With extremely innocent eyes, the old cat lied that when he was young, he heard someone read this poem in Jizhou dialect by chance, and thought it was good, so he wrote it down, but he needed Sima Yi's help to write it down. down.When I go out, I only have a ballpoint pen on my body. Writing on silk is not only wasteful but also arouses suspicion.Although the brush calligraphy here has gone through a period of adaptation, it is still too different from the hard pen calligraphy from small to large. There are too many strokes and it is not fast to write. It is rare to catch a free laborer and naturally make good use of it.

After hearing the old cat's explanation, Sima Yi's smiling face became more and more rigid at this time. As a child of a family, he still understood the basic principle of making the best use of everything and making the best use of people, but he didn't expect the old cat to use it so well. It's just easy.

——————————— The following is the time for appreciation and analysis of ancient poems—————————————

Spring River Flower Moon Night

The tide of the Chunjiang River connects to the sea, and the moon and the sea coexist.

Yanyan (yan) follows the waves for thousands of miles, where is the spring river without moonlight!

The river flows around Fangdian (diàn), and the moon shines on the flowers and forests like sleet (xiàn).

Frost flows in the air without being aware of flying, and the white sand on the ting (tīng) cannot be seen.

There is no dust in the sky, and a lone moon wheel in the sky.

Who first saw the moon by the river? When does Jiang Yue shine at the beginning of the year?

There are endless generations of life, and Jiang Yue is only similar year after year (one is "Wang").

I don't know who Jiangyue is for, but I see the Yangtze River sending water.

The white clouds were gone, and Qingfeng Pu had no worries.

Who's Bian Zhouzi tonight?Where is Acacia Mingyue Tower?

Poor wandering upstairs in the moon, should be shone away from the makeup mirror.

The Yuhu curtain cannot be rolled away, but it still comes when it is pounded on the anvil (zhēn) and brushed (one means "finger").

At this time, we look at each other and not hear each other, and I am willing to follow the monarch every month.

The swan goose flies for a long time, and the fish and dragon dive into the water.

Last night the dream of Xiantan fell, and Poor Chun didn't return home.

The river flows and the spring is gone, and the moon falls in the river pool and the moon is slanting westward (xiá in ancient characters).

The oblique (read xié) moon sinks and hides the sea fog, and the jie (pronounced jié) stone Xiaoxiang has an infinite road.

I don't know how many people will return in the moon, but the falling moon (a "flower") shakes the trees in love.

Translating this kind of thing from Mandarin to the official language of this era, since the last time I played "Luo Shen Fu", the old cat has refused to do it again. This is a test of people's nerves.Both are not their own mother tongue, and the length is long enough to make people collapse.Even with such a short length, it is still a little breathless to memorize it in one breath.

Sima Yi had just finished the last stroke, staring at the sign that the old cat had specially instructed - Zhang Ruoxu, did not expose his (her) flawed lies, looked at the old cat thoughtfully, pondered for a long time, and asked: " Old cat, have you—have seen Luoshen?"

The old cat seemed to remember something, smiled and raised his index finger and said: "Concubine Mi (sound Tongfu) is very beautiful, and her family Feng (sound Tongping) Yi is also good-looking, and his tail is also very interesting. "Suddenly, his face darkened, revealing an expression of disgust, "But in reality, there are always some people who are shameless and overconfident. They are obviously a dog's tail grass, but they still want to show off and call themselves Luoshen. If Feng Yi Knowing, she will definitely be beaten to death, if Fuxi's father finds out, hehe... Ah, maybe he actually knew, that's why he died so badly in the end."

At the beginning, she might just talk nonsense, but in the end, the old cat was completely immersed in her own world. As a cat, she obviously has a higher degree of affection for non-human beings, and especially hates some self-righteous people. A woman who dared to call herself Luoshen, her mood was as if she had seen the live-action version of Wang Wang in China, it was too off-putting.

Sima Yi fell silent.D also fell silent when he realized that writing essays was always off topic for some reason (a good boy should not learn it).

The author has something to say: Mo, I recited this poem with great resentment at the beginning, and I didn’t realize it has such an important historical value until recently.

Don't forget to clap paws.