Cat's house travels through the notebook of the Three Kingdoms Chapter: Academy Green Onion

Stop wanting to narrate the rise and fall of the country, and show the prosperity and well-being of the people, so that the viewers can choose their own good and evil gains and losses as admonishment. —— Sima Guang

Facing the rapidly increasing list of gifts, Guo Jia's face turned pale first and then darkened, and finally he couldn't help it. Under the pressure of being slashed by Wen Ruo, he picked up one of the gift lists, opened his eyes, and said, "Madam's words are all Yes, see number one if I'm wrong. Huh?"

At the moment when Guo Jia hesitated, the old cat stretched out its paws with a smile, put together a thick stack of papers on the coffee table, and handed it to him, "In this article, please Sikong choose the ones that he thinks he can do." Make a copy and copy it a hundred times as a dowry gift. Since he promised to do whatever it takes." After a long pause, he raised his index finger, "By the way, you can also add 'If there is any violation, God Everyone will kill it.' Such words."

Guo Jia received the heavy letter of guarantee, his face twitched a little, in fact, these two were just gloating and joining in the fun!I have to say, to a certain extent, Fengxiao you have the truth.

Seeing Guo Jia's face full of disapproval, the old cat propped his chin with a fan, and asked lightly, "So Boss Cao's so-called "whatever it takes" is only this level? The awareness is really too low."

On the other hand, Tangmao, whose writing work has not stopped, already has to consider whether to include the mainland emotional theater as a reference, because this is the love of uncles and aunts, and it belongs to the scope of domestic dramas, such as marriage and divorce. , conflicts between mother-in-law and daughter-in-law.

The old cat clutched his injured heart and picked out some more practical comic plans. The old cat quickly recalled the relevant fragments of Mrs. Ding in his mind. Apart from daring to publicize the great achievements of PIA and Cao Boss, she died of illness for a long time. She was buried early, and she was buried near Xudu. It was the Bian family who presided over her funeral and was responsible for choosing the site. It is also recorded in the biography of the Bian family in "Three Kingdoms" that because of Cao Ang, Mrs. Ding looked down on the mother and son of the Bian family. As a result, Bian's mother and son have been living in their hometown in Qiao County.When Mrs. Ding was sent home, Bian also showed her generosity.

Lao Mao is skeptical about this kind of record. As a good woman with three views, it is reasonable to discriminate against women who have lost their feet in special industry service. Like modern times, except for some nouveau riche families, It's the same reason that a rich family with a little history would never allow an actor to marry into the family.If it was like those time-traveling novels, the heroine who ran over and yelled about her sisters and sisters at the maidservant would probably be locked up as hysterical, let alone Boss Cao's wife standing side by side with him.

"I heard that Mrs. Bian loves green plums, so Boss Cao specially planted a batch of plum trees on both sides of Xudu's moat. It's really elegant. He can go to war for an advocate, and it's his wife's. Sometimes I have to push back and forth, it's really affectionate, I really can't help you with this, Feng Xiao should ask another wise man." Although there was still a half-smile expression on his face, the old cat's smile didn't reach his eyes.In the final analysis, she thought of inviting Mrs. Ding back for the safety of herself and the other cats. As for the admiration for that strange woman, or whether Cao Pi is qualified to be the emperor, it is just to serve this ultimate goal Just embellishment.For this reason, she feels a little guilty, but if Boss Cao is still the JP father style in NC house fighting, she will not really push Mrs. Ding back to the fire pit out of conscience. At that time, no matter Boss Cao Whether it is a highly recommended blue chip stock, she will probably consider the feasibility plan of defecting to Sun Ce and keeping him alive. "I heard that you have two opinions, so I decided to break up with each other. Today there is a drinking party, and tomorrow the ditch is headed. I will find out today that Cao Sikong and Sima Xiangru are actually people of the same way. I am disrespectful and disrespectful."

When Guo Jia heard this, his complexion was a little ugly. Sima Xiangru's "Phoenix Seeking Phoenix" is a good story, but in the eyes of people who are familiar with history, this kind of people who rely on selling their literary talents to take advantage of Yue's family and then turn their faces and deny people The phoenix man was quite disdainful.At the beginning, Sima Xiangru was just a nobody. He fell in love with Zhuo Wenjun, a new widow. He won the heart of a beautiful woman with a song called Fengqiuhuang. After "Nagato Fu" became famous, he immediately showed his positive face and asked for concubines, which is a typical example of ungratefulness.Lao Mao scolded this sentence quite viciously, and strictly speaking, he couldn't find any faults. At that time, as long as he said that Boss Cao's literary talent was comparable to that of Sima Xiangru, he would be completely dismissed.The ones read by the old cat are Zhuo Wenjun's masterpieces. The most famous sentence is "I wish to have a person with one heart and one head without separation."

No one thought that before the death of a generation of hero Cao Mengde, what he thought of was not the group of sons who fought desperately for the heir, nor how much glory he had in his life. , What merits and demerits will be judged by later generations, what is like floating clouds with him, the sentence "I have never had a responsibility in my life" fully summed up his open-mindedness, but the guilt that has been hidden in the bottom of my heart all the year round, after all, he said it before he died.The phrase "win the world and lose her", which was used so often in the novel, was perfectly embodied in him.But before he died, the brothers of Xiahou's family should have been in front of him. Xiahouyuan's wife was also Mrs. Ding's sister. Otherwise, with Cao Pi's character, he might have been able to cover up this matter perfectly.

Whether it is "life and death are broad, talk with your son, hold your hand, and grow old together with your son." The passage of time has all become a mirror image.

At this time, Guo Jia suddenly said, "I remembered, the lord planted green plums for that woman, and it was clearly for auspiciousness. Last year, the lord attacked Zhang Xiu. During the march, the road with water sources was lost. He was very thirsty, so he sent an order: "There is a plum grove in front of us. The fruits are very rich, sour and sweet, which can quench our thirst." Where there is a source of water. Because this is the only green plum planted, Zaoyi is the one to handle this matter, so how could it have anything to do with that prostitute." (Wang Mei Quen thirst) If Boss Cao is really playing like Tang Xuanzong, "Yiqi Hongchen concubine laughs, No one knew it was Lizhi." Guo Jia would immediately consider quitting, and by the way, kicked Boss Cao for his misjudgment.However, it seems that this is just an unreliable rumor, but it has actually affected Cao Cao's reputation. Comments such as shortness of breath for heroes and long love for children were the thunder points when attracting his subordinates to defect during the Three Kingdoms period.Regardless of the reason for such rumors, Guo Jia considers cleaning them up.

"Rumor?" The old cat folded his hands and propped his chin, "Although I don't know Fengxiao's motives for you, at least we have the same direction in terms of welcoming Mrs. Ding and restraining the Bian family. Then there are two trails The news needs to be confirmed to you."

Guo Jia felt that he never wanted to hear the word gossip again in his life, and his stomach hurt when he heard it. It turned out that his intelligence work was not as good as the messages in the public, so he waved his hand weakly, with a self-defeating tone, "Okay , you hurry up and say it."

"First, it is rumored that Mrs. Ding relied on her status as the main wife and raised the eldest son, so she saw that Bian's mother and son were not pleasing to the eye, and made things difficult. In order to avoid disaster, Bian took her three cubs back to the I went to live in my hometown in Qiao County, and I didn’t come back until recently.”

Before the old cat finished speaking, Guo Jia sneered, "It's just a lowly concubine, not even Teng (a noble concubine), what is there that deserves Madam's attention? Qi Qing, have you lacked common sense to this extent? Concubine and concubines are different, let alone a child born to a maidservant (according to D's memory, the status of a child born to a concubine should be lower than that of a formal concubine, maybe if the father doesn't admit it, it will be counted as a low status for generations.)"

"It doesn't matter whether I know it or not, but the story of three people becoming a tiger has existed since ancient times. For those who make rumors, if they can convince most people, they have achieved their goal. It doesn't matter whether it is true or not. What about it?" Then, the old cat raised its second finger, "It is said that when Boss Cao was on the expedition, the Bian family took the initiative to send property to Mrs. Ding's mansion, invited Mrs. Ding to the Sikong mansion, and said that he would send his wife's The position was given to her, but Mrs. Ding said, "A useless person, why is Mrs. Madam like this." Is there such a thing, and if so, what is the truth?"

Guo Jia unconsciously stretched out his hand to cover his mouth, making a pensive expression. He had the Qingjin Building in his hands as an intelligence gathering place, and he would not be as NC as those male protagonists who stud Ma Wen, thinking that the women in the harem could have no brains Like sisters and sisters who love each other, or think that most women are cute white lotuses and other stupid thoughts.Hearing Lao Mao's words with puns, he had faintly sensed that something was wrong. "She hasn't straightened her body yet. What qualifications do you have to say 'let'? I really don't know the heights of heaven and earth. Jiahui will investigate this matter carefully and will definitely give an explanation..." If he knows that there is such a thing, even if he asks Chen Qunhe He teamed up, and Guo Jia made up his mind that Bian's ambition would not succeed at any cost.

You only need to show modesty and generosity on the surface, but you only need to move a little bit of hands and feet inside to further alienate the relationship between the protagonist and his wife. The lord, who doesn't pay attention to details, will be fooled by Bian's subterfuge. As far as Bian's identity is concerned, these are actually her duties. "But how do you know these details?"

Tangmao stuck out his head at this moment, and said with an innocent tone, "Isn't this the prescribed routine of house fighting and palace fighting? Basically, it can be staged in every backyard with more than one wife. And it's a problem every year." It’s the same, people are different from year to year.” Just like some classic exam questions can remain unchanged for 20 years.

Guo Jia covered his face. He didn't realize it before. This is really similar to the classic routine of "crying, making trouble, and hanging himself three times". It's just that these routines are more hidden, and no one has summed them up so far.He casually flipped through the gift list compiled by Tangmao into a complete collection of ancient and modern love letters, and he began to worry about his lord's wrist. These words, which were obviously written with a hard pen, were smaller. After copying them a hundred times, his hand would not be useless.Is it time to capture a few core advisers as gunmen?When it comes to imitating handwriting, Zhong Yao should actually be caught and put on top of the vat. (Zhong Yao's calligraphy was passed down from Cai Yong, his apprentice was Mrs. Wei, and his apprentice was Wang Xizhi)

"There was once a sincere love in front of me, but I didn't cherish it. I regretted it when I lost it. The most painful thing in the world is this. If God can give me a chance to do it again, I will I will say three words "I love you" to you. If I have to add a time limit to this love, I hope it will be 1 years!"

?Guo Jia was given goosebumps all over his body by such a nasty and straightforward confession, but when he calmed down, he found that although compared with the words and sentences in "Poetry", this one is fresher and more appropriate.Sure enough, compared to himself, Liu Yong has more capital to be a lover. "In the past, the sea was too difficult to be water, except Wushan is not a cloud." So you are smart about the old cat who is holding Liu Yong?Guo Jia decided to transcribe Fan Wen by himself and keep it as a complete collection of girls for future generations. After all, in this era of slow information dissemination, it is almost unprecedented to be able to produce such a collection.In a specific historical environment, a lifetime of effort may not be able to see a few touching feelings, let alone such a gushing sentiment.Tangmao said that this is actually all due to the TV, with joys and sorrows every day, life and death, even a loli, probably can explain this well.

After referring to it, Guo Jia felt that compared to King Zhou You's "Princes of the Beacon Fire Opera", or spending a lot of money to win a smile, this solution is obviously more economical and environmentally friendly. Even if all Zuobo paper and Zhongjiang ink are used, the cost will not be too high. The words and sentences reflect Liu Yong's consistent level, which is moving, and it really can make the protagonist prepare a red envelope.

Guo Jia took a thick gift list and left contentedly. Until now, a string hanging in the old cat's heart was finally let go. Tang Mao and the old cat looked at each other, breathed a deep sigh of relief, and walked to the door. After hanging up the do-not-disturb sign, they helped each other into the inner courtyard, and fell directly into the pile of cushions in the living room.The old cat's brain was empty, his eyes were staring at the ceiling, and he said angrily, "As expected of one of Cao Cao's five great advisers, the ghost is Guo Fengxiao. Fortunately, this cat really has no plans but to protect himself, otherwise the whole plan may be ruined." Got caught out by him."

"Which Mary Su, meow, dares to write that with elementary school knowledge, she can fool Guo Jia, let him fall in love with something, or show appreciation and playfulness in her eyes, and see if Meow doesn't beat her to death with a brick when she goes back. Dare to write like that IQ must not have reached 90." Tangmao felt lingering fears at the moment, when they met for the first time, they were free and undisciplined, and the informal first impression was indeed an illusion used to deceive people.

The only thing to be thankful for is that "the sea is tolerant to all rivers, and tolerance is great; if a wall stands a thousand feet, one can be strong without desire." The actions of these two cats are only for venting their anger, not for profit, so even if they are as shrewd as Guo Jia, they can't detect Cao Cao's actions. What's the downside.After all, until the end, the situation of the heir was not clear. When Cao Ang was still alive, no one would consider the possibility of the succession of the three maidservants, Cao Pi, Cao Zhang, and Cao Zhi, let alone the possibility of succession through the tiny variable of the old cat. Observe the impact on the entire historical trend.

The author has something to say: Fortunately, it has not been a month, what is the reason for the slow update, I haven't found any cute spots for the time being, and I haven't seen any more loving materials recently.