Cat's house travels through the notebook of the Three Kingdoms Chapter: Academy Green Onion

Chapter 70 Cameo Iceman

"The mediocre people in the world do nothing more than fame and fortune. You don't lack money now, but you are not interested in beauties just now. Which one do you want, or both?" Guo Jia said to Xun Shuang. I understand, if he is really a person who pretends to be a ghost, even if he is demented, he will not teach him everything, but because this cat is too lethal, the source of information is still unknown, no wonder he has to try again and again .

The old cat held his chin, showing a troubled expression, "The money can still be used to improve life, and the rest seems to be of little significance to this cat. After all, my cat's plan is neither to rob a woman from a good family, nor to hit someone with a BMW. Escape, and don’t even plan to play the father-fighting game like Beep Beep.” What’s more, in this era, there are still restrictions on reputation points. Such a thing as a marquis at birth is a rare thing that Dong Zhuo can do, but it will be a rare thing in the future. It can be regarded as the unspoken rule of the universe, which is the malice of the big universe. "If you really want to say a reason or plan, it's probably—moving is very troublesome."

"Huh?" Guo Jia was taken aback for a moment, and then because of the common problem of counselors, he was accustomed to the following omissions, so he quickly understood the deep meaning of the old cat. At present, the world is full of wars, and most places are in a state of famine. Yuan Shao, Hebei The staple food of the army is mulberry, and the troops of Lianghuai Yuan Shu eat snails.Except for Cao Cao's territory, only Yizhou, Jingzhou and Nanhai are relatively stable, just like Xun You's nephew is going to go to Shu County to hide and relax, but the problem is that Yizhou Liu Zhang and Wudou Mijiao are undercurrents, and Jingzhou Liu Biao He can only talk, and the scenery seems to be boundless, but he can smell the decayed atmosphere from far away. As for the South China Sea, the journey is far away. Unless he is prepared to live in seclusion here, it is no different from being dispatched to the frontier.Since the old cat has decided to use Xudu as its base of operations, it will not allow others to destroy the stable environment here. "Jia understands..."

"It's rare that Xu Du's government is clear and the life is stable, and it can be guaranteed for ten years without worry... Liu Bei is notorious and has a lot of bad deeds, and Bian's ambitions far exceed her talents. In the past, Duke Huan of Qi and the nine princes agreed not to take concubines As a wife, there is nothing wrong with me doing this, right?" Lao Mao said as a matter of course.

"Are you from the Ding family?" Only the Ding family has the motivation to match Mrs. Ding and the lord. Guo Jia understands that Mrs. Ding, who is childless, is in power. The merit of the dragon (supporting the emperor).

"The Ding family?" The old cat shook his head, "If I remember correctly, the Ding family seems to be just an ordinary family. Speaking of the Ding family, I heard that Boss Cao intends to marry his eldest daughter to that one-eyed Ding Yi? "(Note 1)

"Where did the gossip come from again?" Guo Jia thought to himself, why didn't he even hear any rumors, even though the lord wouldn't discuss things like children's marriage with him.But it will not be so that the news is so closed that outsiders know about him but there is no sign of him. "If the lord asks you to help, go and invite Mrs. Ding back, how sure are you?"

The old cat's eyes lit up. God knows how long it has been since she watched the eight o'clock file. Although she usually lives in Two-dimensional and always scolds the screenwriter NC, the actors are too frustrating, and the costumes sleepwalk, but she has been in this world for nearly half a year. Don't forget that the TV is square or round, even if you shake it poorly in front of her now, you probably think it looks amazing. "100 Ways to Find a Lover", "101st Marriage Proposal"?That is better. "Hold on."

The old cat ran to the door with a patter, stretched out its head, waved its paws at the sugar cat, and whispered in a whisper. The latter showed an expression of interest, and his eyes were shining, so that people could almost see the cat above his head Ears pricked up, and the illusion of waving the tail behind, quickly ran in, expressing that such an interesting thing should definitely be a part of it.

Facing the two cats with starry eyes, Guo Jia suddenly had an ominous premonition. Is it really okay to entrust such an important matter to these two seemingly unreliable cats?It's not the kind of conspiracy feeling, but some speechless events will happen.

Although Tangmao is very interested in this historic gossip, and based on her historical knowledge, whether Mrs. Ding or Mrs. Bian are in power has no effect on the historical trend, she still said habitually, "Although this It's very interesting, but unfortunately this is not our scope of duty." Tangmao indicated that the available titles on their heads include students of Yingchuan Academy, and Taichang (one of the nine ministers, the chief priest) seconded the Ming of the Shangshutai. Dr. Suan, a fake wit who wears a vest and earns pen fees in brothels, Guo Jia's business partner, and Boss Cao's trainee staff in the future, but he does not have the attributes of a matchmaker.It's not right to meddle without the support of a matchmaker suit and identification.

The spirit of the contract with clear rights and responsibilities is engraved in the soul of the entire Shanghai. It seems to be haggling over every detail in China's humane society.

Looking up inadvertently, Guo Jia's eyes were frighteningly bright, clear enough to see the bottom line at a glance, but sharp enough to see through people's hearts.The atmosphere in the room was almost stagnant in an instant, which was completely different from the previous impression of the prodigal son, and immediately scared the two cats' little hearts.If it weren't for the fact that these two cats had no bad purpose in the first place, they were purely joining in the fun and playing soy sauce, with a clear conscience, they would have to show their true colors under this kind of close-to-substantial eyes. (The demon mirror enters randomly) "Remuneration is not a problem, tell me, what do you want?"

The old cat held a pear as big as a mountain, stretched out its paws to wipe off the sweat from its head, and tilted its head, "This is work beyond the agreement, please pay overtime pay, please." To be a good courtier, a certain emperor of the Northern Wei Dynasty even wrote an article praising corrupt officials for more than a dozen advantages, such as the emperor's natural shield, the emperor's back treasury, easy to handle, and regular anti-virus can also improve reputation. (Note 2) In comparison, those so-called gentlemen who are moral benchmarks and have no desires and desires have become Wang Mang's reserve army in the emperor's mind. (Wang Mang, a relative at the end of the Western Han Dynasty, with a prestige value of more than 1000, was very low-key at the beginning, but at the end, he asked the empress dowager (Wang Zhengjun) for jade seals and asked to replace the Han Dynasty, and Wang Zhengjun carved the Heshibi when he got angry A corner of the jade seal was dropped, but it was replaced with gold later. Wang Mang established a new dynasty, which led to the demise of the Western Han Dynasty. The failure of sniping led to the uprising of Lulin Chimei, and the establishment of the Eastern Han Dynasty) This trick of asking for money was learned from the famous Qin general Wang Jian. When he took 100 million soldiers out to fight Chu, he basically sent a letter to Xianyang every day. Yingzheng wants money and land, and the courtiers who want it are easier to control.For Cao Cao, who was said to be quite suspicious, and his counselors, who were born in large numbers, it seemed that they would not have ulterior motives and wanted to intervene to seize the heir, otherwise they would really think that they died not fast enough.From a certain point of view, for the old cat, whether it is self-indulgent or delusional, it is a matter of his own life, so he can't be too careful.

As soon as the old cat said this, the atmosphere in the room was no longer tense. As the old cat expected, after hearing her purpose in the name of asking for money, Guo Jia was obviously not as aggressive as before, but smiled slightly, " How much do you want?" Apparently, he thought of the appearance of the boy who was dragging his money when he saw this cat for the first time, even though the living standard of these two cats is far beyond the standard of food and clothing, for Jin Shining's love is still maintained from beginning to end.

"As long as it's done, Boss Cao will send a red envelope as a gift to thank the matchmaker." It's just that this sentence inadvertently reveals that the cat doesn't care about the money at all.

After Guo Jia was taken aback, he suddenly realized that the so-called thank you ceremony was nothing more than the old cat's protection.Such a young age (appears to be a gentleman whose gender has not yet been specified), but it is insulated from the word youthful and vigorous. Under Cao Cao's account, although there are many counselors, almost every counselor has his own protective color, whether it is Guo Jia's Not sticking to trivial matters, or Xun You's "stupidness", or Cheng Yu's relying on the old to sell the old, are all masks for self-protection. Only such a counselor will not arouse the taboo of the lord.

On this point, Lao Mao and Guo Jia reached an agreement tacitly. The so-called good courtiers should leave their good reputation to the lord and the benefits to themselves. This kind of thinking is well described, and the typical example is Guan Zhong.As a courtier with poor personal conduct, he won the wholehearted trust of Duke Huan of Qi.To imitate famous ministers is not just lip service, even if you don't know the purpose of being a minister, just compare yourself with Guan Zhong. In the hearts of discerning people, it is nothing more than four words - Zhizengxiaoer (the previous sentence is There are so many tricks in animals).

At the same time, Tangmao made a disclaimer unhurriedly on the side, "There are a few things that need to be explained first. We only provide methods and will not perform any actual operations. Whether to implement them is up to you, Guo Fengxiao. It was decided that, in addition, for the sake of our own safety, we had no choice but to expose our connection with this practice in any explicit or implicit way. Although you are not worried about what will happen to Bian, we are afraid that we will be chased by her relatives across provinces.” Today If you haven't guessed that Guo Jia leaked the details of the cat family through the loopholes agreed last time, then the IQ of these two cats is really questionable.

"The Bian family is nothing more than a happy household for generations. How can they have such a great ability? You two are a little overwhelmed." Guo Jia frowned, a little displeased with the obviously taboo attitude of the old cat and the sugar cat. For him, Bian A creature like Shi's lack of human rights is negligible, and being able to make people taboo has expanded to the point of becoming a disaster.This is not good news for their counselors. The more humble their background, the narrower their vision. Once an uneducated villain with a strong inferiority complex gains power, the result will be disastrous. For example, a certain Throwback ten years and more.

The old cat closed the folding fan in his hand, "Whether it's just worrying or not, Fengxiao, you understand in your heart, now according to the eldest son inheritance system, the next three are all from the Bian family. If you are really at ease, you will not replace the eldest son. Pass the word." Even so, the old cat never forgets to separate himself from the relationship at any time. "The solution to this problem is actually very simple." The old cat paused, seeing that Guo Jia had no objection, and continued, "Since it is difficult to remarry after a divorce, then just get married again. Sanshu If the six ceremonies are complete, the bride is unmarried anyway, but the price of the dowry is a bit high, and Boss Cao needs to be troubled to prepare it himself." It is similar to lost property, so taking a concubine as a wife was considered incomprehensible by people at the time, just like marrying your own cat and dog. It seems that an official who commits the crime of disorderly wife and concubine needs to be dismissed first, and then exiled for six hundred miles. I don’t know about three thousand miles. So far, it seems that there are still Fan Wen of the divorce agreement of the Southern and Northern Dynasties. If Boss Cao divorces Mrs. Ding, no matter how many concubines he has, he will still be single, because Mrs. Ding divorced. It means getting divorced and remarried without Yali.)

Guo Jia's eyes flashed, and he didn't answer Lao Mao's words. Instead, he said that his master, that is, Boss Cao, said that as long as Mrs. Ding can be welcomed back, there is no budget limit.But in terms of his attitude, he also acquiesced to the old cat's guess about his attitude.

Sugar Cat held her chin happily, "Money is something outside of the body, how can you be so vulgar in Fengxiao?" He looked full of motivation, abusing people, being a husband and wife, what is the most loving.It was almost visible to the naked eye, and the gossip soul behind her was burning fiercely.So many eight o'clock files finally come into play, meow meow...

The two cats ignored Guo Jia and began to whisper to each other. From time to time, some unknown words such as the boy's version of three obediences and four virtues, Winter Sonata, Meteor Garden, etc. floated by.Then the old cat took out a pen and paper from a drawer on one side, wrote and drew from time to time, and began to write the gift list.Guo Jia looked at the note that grew rapidly with the strange terms constantly floating out in the communication between the two cats, and he regretted that he should have given them the standard pen and ink of this era, otherwise such a gift list would not have grown rapidly.

Will the Sikong Mansion go bankrupt if I continue writing like this, Madam, you must be merciful, even if you accept the gift, you must return the dowry gift you received as a dowry, otherwise Wen Ruo will definitely fix me.Although Guo Jia is still calm on the outside, his heart is already starting to hurt. If he writes to them like this, the lord probably can't even afford salt and wants to eat lightly.

Speaking of ways to win people's hearts back, even though the person in charge of wearing the Playboy vest is the old cat, it is clear that the sugar cat's EQ is much higher than the old cat's - in fact, compared with the negative one, that one is very high, Plus psychological research is Sugar Cat's little hobby.Compared with the old cat who pays attention to comics such as "Pet Shop of Horror" and "Tokyo Babylon" all the year round, the idea proposed by Sugar Cat, who has read a lot of girl comics and Korean dramas, is obviously more like a spoof old cat Much more reliable.The bibliography proposed by the old cat was repeatedly PIA fly, Ludwig revolution - where is the prince of necrophilia?Jumping and jumping Sendaro——Does the underage male rabbit have a love history?Horror Pet Shop—Do you want to be beaten by Boss Cao's civil servants and military generals?Beauty is a Beast——Which of the weird ones do you think Mrs. Ding is?Stand-in angel—are you going to find someone to be your PA, Guo Jia?Grandma is 16 years old——Isn’t Boss Cao’s father dead?Playing the role of a 16-year-old grandpa and no one watching it?

The crazy sugar cat is shaking the old cat desperately, can't you mention something meaningful like secretly loving you?

Does the youth campus story have any reference significance?How can you propose marriage if you are under the age group?It's better to let him learn from Reinhardt or Mittermeier, at least the identity of the former one is a bit closer, and both of them have successfully proposed marriage.

Where can I find yellow roses!No, both of these are typical opposites of a marriage proposal.

Do you want me to recommend The Tale of Genji?How to balance the relationship between wives and build a harmonious harem together?

That's enough, old cat, I'm really dreaming to expect you to stay online someday. (Note 3)

Note 1: Ding Chong, the father of Ding Yi (Zhengli) brother, was an old friend of Cao Cao. He once persuaded Cao Cao to welcome Xuchang, the capital of the emperor. He moved to Shangshu later, and Cao Cao planned to marry his daughter to him, but Cao Pi's objection (that he was blind in one eye and had no conditions to be the quick son-in-law of the Cao family) failed to make a good deed.Since then, Ding Yi has married Cao Zhi and opposed Cao Pi. It is said in history that "Shi Yi wished to be the princess, but he was friendly with Linzihou (Cao Zhi), and he was called a genius." When Prince Li wanted to punish Yi's crimes, he turned Yi into a right-hand stabbing traitor. He wanted Yi to kill himself but Yi couldn't, so he kowtowed to Xiahou Shang, the leader of the Central Committee, and begged for mercy. He was still weeping and could not be rescued. Later, he was paid to prison because of his duties. , kill him." ("Three Kingdoms. Wei Shu. Chen Si Wang Zhuan" note cited "Wei Lue") Cao Pi killed Ding Yi and his younger brother.When he inherited Cao Cao's position and became the king of Wei but had not yet become emperor.It is said that Ding Yi's father drank with Boss Cao, and died after drinking until his intestines were pierced, so Boss Cao felt very guilty.Here Boss Cao wants to marry his daughter, who is Cao Ang's younger sister, Princess Qinghe who is raised together under Mrs. Ding's name.Cao Pi's purpose was to marry Princess Qinghe to his friendly Xia Houmao (pronounced Tongmao), the son of Xiahou Dun, a typical playboy with many concubines in his family.And Xia Houyuan's wife is Mrs. Ding's sister, that is, Xia Houyuan and Boss Cao are brothers-in-law.

Note 2: Yu Wentai was the founder of the Northern Zhou Dynasty.When he imitated Cao Cao and became the prime minister of the Northern Wei Dynasty and "made the princes with the emperor", he met Su Chuo who was as famous as Zhuge Liang and Wang Meng.Yu Wentai asked Su Chuo for advice on how to govern the country, and the two talked in secret for three days and three nights.

Yuwentai asked: "Why is the country established?"

Su Chuo replied: "Guguan."

Yuwentai asked: "How to be an official?"

Su Chuo replied: "use corrupt officials, fight against corrupt officials."

Yuwentai asked puzzledly: "Why use corrupt officials?"

Su Chuo replied: "If you want others to work for you, you must give them benefits. And if you don't have that much money for them, then give them the right to search for the people's fats and the people's ointment with the power in their hands, and he won't get it. Is it good?"

Yuwentai asked: "The corrupt officials have used the power I gave to benefit, but what benefit will it bring to me?"

Su Chuo replied: "Because he can get benefits because of the power you gave him, so in order to keep his own benefits, he must maintain your power. Then, your rule will be firm. You have to know that everyone in the emperor wants to Sit, if there are no corrupt officials to maintain your regime, how can you consolidate your regime?"

Yu Wentai suddenly realized, and then asked inexplicably, "Since corrupt officials are used, why do we have to go against it?"

Su Chuo replied: "This is the essence of power tactics. To use corrupt officials, you must fight against them. Only in this way can the people be deceived and the regime consolidated."

Yuwen Taiwen was confused when he heard this, and said excitedly: "Aiqing, please tell me the mystery."

Su Chuo replied: "This has two advantages: First, how can there be officials who are not corrupt? Officials are not afraid of corruption, but they are afraid of not listening to you. In the name of anti-corrupt officials, eliminate corrupt officials who don't listen to you, and keep those who listen to you." You talk about corrupt officials. This will not only eliminate dissidents, consolidate your power, but also gain the support of the people. Second, as long as an official is greedy for ink, he will have the handle in your hands. If he dares to betray you, you will use greed for ink Kill him as an excuse. Corrupt officials are afraid that you will kill him, so they can only listen to you obediently. Therefore, "anti-corrupt officials" is the magic weapon you use to control corrupt officials. If you don't use corrupt officials, you will lose the magic weapon of "anti-corrupt officials" , then how do you control the officials? If everyone is an upright official and won the support of the people, if he is disobedient, you have no excuse to get rid of him; You can clean up the bureaucracy and make it all yours."

Su Chuo: "What if you use corrupt officials to provoke public grievances?"

Yu Wentai was shocked, but he didn't expect this, and asked, "What can I do to get rid of this trouble?"

Su Chuo replied: "Set up the banner of anti-corruption, increase publicity, and prove that you care about the people. Let the people mistakenly think that you are good, and those officials who are bad are the ones who blame them. Don’t let the people think that you are the culprit of appointing corrupt officials. You must make the people think that you are good. There are so many problems in society, not because you don’t want to do well, but because the officials below don’t implement your policies well.”

Yu Wentai asked, "What about some officials who have too much public grievance?"

Su Chuo replied: "Kill him and avenge the people! Put the people's property he plundered into your pocket. In this way, you can live up to the name of plundering the people's wealth and get the benefits of plundering the people's wealth. In short, use corrupt officials to cultivate Best friends, get rid of corrupt officials to eliminate dissidents, kill corrupt officials to buy people's hearts, and don't be greedy to enrich the national treasury."

Note 3: Ludwig Revolution: Yuki Kaori’s □□, Snow White’s prince is a necrophilia, Sleeping Beauty will die when awakened, Cinderella’s feet are actually big and scary, and Little Red Riding Hood’s hat is blood Dyed, I strongly recommend the Sleeping Beauty article, Meow Meow Meow, a model of Plato.

Beauty is a Beast: Matsumoto Tomo's works, quite strange works, all kinds of funny in the women's dormitory, literary and artistic girls who are obsessed with muscle lines, karate girls in the shape of a campus prince like cute lace, the heroine is the most off-line, has the same Beast-like mobility.Although the author is not well-known, it is a masterpiece of campus comics

Bouncing and jumping Sentaro: author Bupu Tsubasa, an animal comic with a rabbit raised by a cartoonist as the protagonist, interesting stories about rabbits, cats, dogs and other animals, much earlier than Tiantian's private cat, and the way of showing cuteness is more diverse .

Horror Pet Shop: Akino Jasmine's works belong to the style at the end of the last century, exposing the weaknesses of human nature. Students who feel that the world is harmonious and beautiful can go and wash the three views. The side effect may cause secondary symptoms.

The Legend of the Galactic Heroes: The author, Yoshiki Tanaka (King of Killers) almost died at the end. Reinhardt and Mittermeier are both characters in it. This is an introductory book on political science. If you haven’t read it, you basically don’t know it. Have you read modern novels in the true sense? The earliest generation of online novels gradually developed from this style. The relationship between monarch and ministers in it has actually been simplified, but compared with modern online novels, dear friends If you have time, go read all of Tanaka's works first.I feel that as time goes by, the web writing is getting farther and farther away from Tanaka's level instead of getting closer.

Stand-in Angel: Akaishi Rudai’s works, actors play roles in life, solve problems for others, have had Japanese dramas, the details are all short stories, a bit similar to the horror pet shop, but not so dark, suitable for tutoring the world by following her works Works of famous masters.

16-year-old grandma: Kikuchi Kumiko, the grandma who was born in the Taisho period was struck by lightning, and the story of going to school with her granddaughter after rejuvenation, (Taizheng is the emperor in front of Hirohito) feels like a funny reflection on what modern society should not forget Some good old quality.Anyway, D likes the character of grandma very much.

The author has something to say: this time it was only ten days, really diligent, the second half of the chapter is still very fun, but many comics are not the most popular nowadays.

The notes in this chapter are a bit long, but they are all interesting content, so let’s take a look.Climb down and keep looking for inspiration

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